<steelcap> anyone here ever used NetUseAdd() in delphi? [Mr2001] never heard of it. [Mr2001] sounds like a commie function to me. are you a red? <steelcap> fuck no <GoonyBird> heh <GoonyBird> UniteWorkers() is a commie function
<mark_007> i was peeing before and i hear this shuffling outside the door, so i lift my leg and kick the door as hard as i can <mark_007> and like i hear this bump, and an "OWW", so i really quickly finish up and open the door <mark_007> my little brother's lying on the ground holding his head and writhing in pain <mark_007> HE WAS LISTENING TO ME PEEING
*** Sickenen (~hectarcam@vlan401-086-153.maconline.McMaster.CA) has joined #cnn <Sickenen> is the war in Iraq over yet? <Sickenen> din't pay cable bill and phone was cut off awhile ago <DooD> yet he still has broadband
<screevo> I'm stranded at the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump...
<Bootel> excuse me but my english isn't very good <Nex-`> oh deha <Nex-`> thats no godo is it <Nex-`> is that wheer i mate typos so you cannt understdsd me
<systick> my diet consists of anything I can get my hands on <apeiron> so you eat your dick?
<+Erik> my dad knows i was watching him watch porn last night <@Kodiake> wtf <@Kodiake> did ya catch ol' dad jerkin off rofl <+Erik> lol no dont ask <+Erik> i was watching him cyber on remote administrator <+Erik> and posting screenshots on irc <+Erik> and we were making fun of him <@Kodiake> ROFLMAO <+Erik> so some fucker gets on msn and starts iming my dad <+Erik> then goes "erik is watching you downstairs." <@Kodiake> HAHAHAAHA <+Erik> "he sees you watching gangbang pictures" <+Erik> "YOUR FUCKED" <+Erik> "WHAT KIND OF FATHER ARE YOU" <+reap> RIOFLROFLROFLROFLORLFORLFORLF
<cSk|Sperry> There were 2 people on a boat: /hop and /quit. / hop got off, who's still on the boat? * nipple_frog has quit IRC
<HungSolo> goin with xp <HungSolo> never done linux so i dont wanna screw around with somethin i know nothin about <Nemephosis> like girls? <tdh> LOL
<oc3-spd> no way dude my system is so much better than yours it owns yours and is faster. <Hrrrrm> Ok show ur info. <oc3-spd> os[Windows 2000 Professional (5.0 - 2195)] uptime[1h 22m 6s] cpu[2-AMD AthlonMP, 1635MHz, 256KB] mem[Usage: 380/ 3072MB (87.33%) [|---------]] <Hrrrrm> you forgot to change the % on the ram. <oc3-spd> os[Windows 2000 Professional (5.0 - 2195)] uptime[1h 22m 6s] cpu[2-AMD AthlonMP, 1635MHz, 256KB] mem[Usage: 380/ 3072MB (12.36%) [|---------]] <Hrrrrm> damn youre right... its better :(
* jamaisvu makes ^Bret^ give him head <^Bret^> again? <jamaisvu> I HAVE AN INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR HEAD <^Bret^> fuck....ok, I didn't have time to floss this morning. <^Bret^> unzip your pants, and I'l *try* not to laugh this time <jamaisvu> =(
<nakkeh> somehow a new monday morning is always dynamically generated after the weekend...
<dane> Why dont the US just drop pigs in Iraq instead of cluster bombs? <@Basra> because the US worry that it will only feed our people and troops....man....embargo `ve starved us.... <dane> wat? <@Basra> do u expect us to drink the oil?
<@Meshugga> vegai: be nice to them <@Meshugga> i know they're from poland, but those are the rare ones <@Meshugga> with brains and stuff <@vegai> I think I saw that, yeah <@vegai> I could see their oversized brains from my bedroom window
<SJ> I'm playing "Raising Baby".... I got to the 3rd level ... <SJ> Teething <mtngrrl> lol, whered you find that game? <SJ> it was on backorder - took 9 months to come in
(harm_) math has never been my strongpoint (harm_) or english (harm_) or school (harm_) or girls (harm_) or life
<Chimette> anybody knowledgable about chamber music who also wants some lesbo porn? <crux> that will go down in history as one of the most inappropriate lines ever
(eaThunder) <----- 10 inch penis (raygun) <----36" girlfriend (TheWulf) blowup or midget ? (raygun) child
<Jans> goodbye everybody <Jans> i've got to go! <Xi> gotta leave you all behind and face the truth <Jans> mama! ooohoohooooo! <Xi> i dont wanna die <Jans> I sometimes wish i'd never been born at all <Jans> [guitar break] <Xi> i see a little sihlloetto of a man <TilK> just woke up <TilK> life is hard <Jans> scaremous scaramous, will you do the fandago? <Xi> thunderbolts and lightning <Xi> very very frightning me <Jans> Galileo <Jans> Galileo <TilK> ? <Jans> Galileo figaro! <TilK> u guys had a trip ?
<Callick> You know.. <Callick> You tend to realize the kind of sad existence you live in when you wake up Friday morning in a sweat stained Namco t-shirt and a pair of yellow old navy swimtrunks.. with last night's pizza grease still on your face and a glass of rotten milk next to you.. and the first thing on your mind is, "Man, I'm gonna have some fun playing my cleric in Dungeons and Dragons today!"
<Buchwald> a woman at my work is chewing gum, and blew a bubble that popped... <Buchwald> she then said "i'm gonna get gum all over my face" <Buchwald> i've been reading bash.org all morning <Buchwald> so you can imagine what i thought she said
<SomeRandom> It looks like operation Iraqi Freedom is almost over. <Diablo1399> Bah! "Iraqi Freedom" is a shit name. <SomeRandom> Well what would you have called it then? <Diablo1399> Easy: Operation Who's Your Baghdaddy.
<Bug^> is it the fken law u cant sell piss on good friday? <Numloxx> Bug^ no, but jesus will cry if u do <Bug^> fuck jesus <Bug^> i'll nail that cunt to a stake if he complains <Numloxx> that'll make him cry too <Bug^> thats his problem <BenZor> lol
<bl00d|straitjacket> dude i pissed my boss of soooo bad today <bl00d|straitjacket> i was late for work saturday because i was waiting for the DSL tech to show <bl00d|straitjacket> so i get in today and he asks me why i was late <bl00d|straitjacket> i told him about the dsl tech and all <bl00d|straitjacket> he goes "What internet not workin so you cant look at porn all day?" <bl00d|straitjacket> and i says: "What can i say your wife looked good in her college years bro"
<Tac0> the mobo and case are on each other like r kelly and a 10 year old raduck <Radu> ... <Tac0> (took me a while to find a damn screwdriver) <evildoer> which ones the 10 year old/ <Tac0> NO STANDOFFS TO BE SEEN <Radu> taco must not want my help anymore? <evildoer> WHICH ONE IS THE 10 YEAR OLD? <Tac0> the mobo and case are on each other like r kelly and a 10 year old, raduck <Tac0> that make more sense? <Radu> yes <Radu> PROPER PUNCTUATION AND SPELLING SAVE TEH DAY AGAIN
<+Cowface> I saw some fella at EA with the last name Teh. <@Joshums> hahaha <@Joshums> Hilarious <+Cowface> Asian character. I was hoping to see a last name LoL in the office next to his. <@Joshums> it's funny cuz in the phone book it would say "Teh Firstname" <+Cowface> Haha. <+Cowface> It was like... Wein Teh or something. <+Cowface> Something along those letters. <+Kirbyblade> We should find someone named Fag0t Teh <+Kirbyblade> There is apparently a Billy Silly in some phonebook <@Joshums> it would be funny if his middle name started with an R <@Joshums> in the phonebook it would say Teh Wein R <+Cowface> Hahah <+Kirbyblade> Hahaha
(@iRlaN^) can someone tell me some good bf ip's thanks (+gig) ? (@Nick^) he means bf1942, not boyfriends (@Nick^) boyfriends dont have ips (@Nick^) man that'd be leet (@Nick^) have a girlfriend scanner (@Nick^) like an ip scanner (@Nick^) select the filters and click refresh (@Nick^) then take your pick (+gig) you need to get out more dude
<^Bret^> BOW DOWN TO THE SMILEY FACE KING! <axelf> yeah, until jamaisvu resets the stats <^Bret^> 23044 smilies <^Bret^> dude <^Bret^> I work at a net cafe <^Bret^> I have *nothing* but time on my hands <axelf> and semen <^Bret^> and semen
* JimmytheCow looks over at his linux box. <JimmytheCow> or run 2 pc's * Wiecker[DAMIT] looks over at his linux box. <Wiecker[DAMIT]> Hmm..that's strange, never had a linux box there before. <Wiecker[DAMIT]> Never had a linux box period. * Wiecker[DAMIT] examines the box. <Wiecker[DAMIT]> Hmm...looks like a refrigerator.
<Wiecker> Running in the open just gets me killed. <Semp> What game? <Wiecker> Barbie detective
Liz: id like to have something else :-P katie: lol katie: i would too katie: like 5 seconds with him katie: even 5 milliseconds Liz: mmmm, 5 milliseconds of sex Liz: is that even a full thrust? katie: 1/2 of one Liz: mmmm, half thrust
<magaggie> fucking isp. <SorcererX> is the isp good at it? <magaggie> no, it's horrible <magaggie> it only lasts four hours <magaggie> though, it does rebound quickly... usually... <SorcererX> and then you're at it again.. for a whole 4 hours? <magaggie> yes. <magaggie> i have good stamina <magaggie> sometimes i'm at it for 18, 20 hours...
<SPeedY_B> q c12sd4r5tf`1 vb`1qqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws <SPeedY_B> q c12sd4r5tf`1 vb`1qqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws <SPeedY_B> q c12sd4r5tf`1 vb`1qqaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaws <SPeedY_B> '| <SPeedY_B> ;'/.| <SPeedY_B> ;'/.| <SPeedY_B> |ujhy32'/.| <SPeedY_B> ?/'}||}"?;.? <SPeedY_B> ..And so ends lesson 1 of : "how to clean the keyboard while on IRC"
<SamC42387> hmm here is a random question... can you be taken to court if you are 15, and you used your friends picture in a funny way on a website, yet they got offended?
<cornelius> vampire sense going off i have a need for darkness and blood. <term> If by vampire you mean white, teenaged, and angsty.
* GardenHos unzips pants <gramagrl> omg <GardenHos> btw it's a little cold in here...just so you know...
<Tetsuya_Ryuji> I just had sex <Tetsuya_Ryuji> And it was good <Roovis> testuya, try the multiplayer version, its better.
<mrduck> there was a guy at my school who got caught mastttturbating and when he ran for school president his slogan was "i have a hand on the situation"
Cyber J: I've always known my parents hated me, after all... my first toys were a pair of scissors and running shoes...
<ImpLin> i need to call my GF * ImpLin initiates call <ImpLin> no one be home <ImpLin> damn <ImpLin> my friend isnt home either <ImpLin> guess ill have to settle for you all :(
<Merlin> Good news, in case you were worried that Rodney King was done entertaining us, he got drunk and plowed his SUV into a house at 100 mph <sComps> christ.. dead? <Merlin> yes, Christ is dead, but thats 2,000 year old news. King just has a broken pelvis
<Toxygene> wow... i feel like shit <Toxygene> I think I finally caught the flu going around my office <Toxygene> nothing quite like a small toilet, an erection and explosive diahria
<!guy> tomorow is the 3rd anniversiary of the death of my dog. its also the aniversiary of the day I learned to drive.
<Pingbunny> fuck. . .Mars!!! <chobusa|work> ...you're missing the point. <Strung> fuck mars? <Enargy> Yeah, Cloud is. <chobusa|work> How does one fuck a Roman deity? <Enargy> In the butt?
<Antizac> I keep my real short too so the girls dont bitch <Shipchic80> why would girls complain about your hair being long? <Antizac> It gets stuck in their teeth <Shipchic80> I dont know why I bother asking anymore
<BuffDaddy> http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/8611/ page2.htm <BuffDaddy> clone jesus... clone jesus now <SteamedHams> yeah, like we need another jew