* JimmytheCow looks over at his linux box. <JimmytheCow> or run 2 pc's * Wiecker[DAMIT] looks over at his linux box. <Wiecker[DAMIT]> Hmm..that's strange, never had a linux box there before. <Wiecker[DAMIT]> Never had a linux box period. * Wiecker[DAMIT] examines the box. <Wiecker[DAMIT]> Hmm...looks like a refrigerator.
<Wiecker> Running in the open just gets me killed. <Semp> What game? <Wiecker> Barbie detective
Liz: id like to have something else :-P katie: lol katie: i would too katie: like 5 seconds with him katie: even 5 milliseconds Liz: mmmm, 5 milliseconds of sex Liz: is that even a full thrust? katie: 1/2 of one Liz: mmmm, half thrust
<magaggie> fucking isp. <SorcererX> is the isp good at it? <magaggie> no, it's horrible <magaggie> it only lasts four hours <magaggie> though, it does rebound quickly... usually... <SorcererX> and then you're at it again.. for a whole 4 hours? <magaggie> yes. <magaggie> i have good stamina <magaggie> sometimes i'm at it for 18, 20 hours...
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<SamC42387> hmm here is a random question... can you be taken to court if you are 15, and you used your friends picture in a funny way on a website, yet they got offended?
<cornelius> vampire sense going off i have a need for darkness and blood. <term> If by vampire you mean white, teenaged, and angsty.
* GardenHos unzips pants <gramagrl> omg <GardenHos> btw it's a little cold in here...just so you know...
<Tetsuya_Ryuji> I just had sex <Tetsuya_Ryuji> And it was good <Roovis> testuya, try the multiplayer version, its better.
<mrduck> there was a guy at my school who got caught mastttturbating and when he ran for school president his slogan was "i have a hand on the situation"
Cyber J: I've always known my parents hated me, after all... my first toys were a pair of scissors and running shoes...
<ImpLin> i need to call my GF * ImpLin initiates call <ImpLin> no one be home <ImpLin> damn <ImpLin> my friend isnt home either <ImpLin> guess ill have to settle for you all :(
<Merlin> Good news, in case you were worried that Rodney King was done entertaining us, he got drunk and plowed his SUV into a house at 100 mph <sComps> christ.. dead? <Merlin> yes, Christ is dead, but thats 2,000 year old news. King just has a broken pelvis
<Toxygene> wow... i feel like shit <Toxygene> I think I finally caught the flu going around my office <Toxygene> nothing quite like a small toilet, an erection and explosive diahria
<!guy> tomorow is the 3rd anniversiary of the death of my dog. its also the aniversiary of the day I learned to drive.
<Pingbunny> fuck. . .Mars!!! <chobusa|work> ...you're missing the point. <Strung> fuck mars? <Enargy> Yeah, Cloud is. <chobusa|work> How does one fuck a Roman deity? <Enargy> In the butt?
<Antizac> I keep my real short too so the girls dont bitch <Shipchic80> why would girls complain about your hair being long? <Antizac> It gets stuck in their teeth <Shipchic80> I dont know why I bother asking anymore
<BuffDaddy> http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/8611/ page2.htm <BuffDaddy> clone jesus... clone jesus now <SteamedHams> yeah, like we need another jew
* Sindacuion goes in front of a mirror and stares at his bootyful hair. Mmmmmm. The only good thing about my head.. Wait.. Those eyes... * drools and licks the mirror *
<Sindacuion> Teachers always try to teach us something. I just laugh. They will never get me to learn anything.
* edhel_espyn does not know about computer types/names/models, whatever. just knows that if box has a keyboard, brain automatically registers to senses and say "com-pyoo-ter" ;-P
* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no) * Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :p) <@ShowDowN> that is sick <@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in <@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks
<Guesm27> hai can i suck ur pussy <ScoobyDrew> nah,you'd just get hairballs and i'd be stuck with a wet traumatized cat
<@MCJ> there was a little piece of soap left in the shower <@MCJ> about the size of a credit card <@MCJ> so i ran it through my butt crack making beep beep noises
<fusionpit> xp won't let me use 98 drivers form my video cards <WorthWork> <fusionpit> also my car does not run on diesel as previously suspected
<Flaze> forum still down? <Vye-rus> Check yourself <Vye-rus> We're not slaves <Flaze> yep <Flaze> still down <Vye-rus> haha thanks for checking for me
<C3rBeRuS> i hate my dad <C3rBeRuS> i hope he dies tomorrow <C3rBeRuS> not today <C3rBeRuS> becoz he is goin to get pizza
<Wolf> hmm, later on I should go out and get my paintball CO2 canister filled <[Ramrod]> Then you need to go and get your head examined, and your Paintballs checked....for leaking paint....and then.....heh <Wolf> very funny * Wolf unleashes a rapid fire, painting Peter pink all over <Peter> Shouldn't be too much of a problem. <[Ramrod]> Seems to be an awfull lot of Porn though <[Ramrod]> Ooops...wrong window
Casalyn88: now i feel branded like i can't go out and have other boys now because theyll see it and think i get around a lot Tovarich89: ummm, casie..... Tovarich89: Casalyn88: ok i mean then they'll KNOW i get around a lot Tovarich89: better
Anatole: I like when my dog thinks I'm going to get up, so he gets up to follow me, then I don't and he looks at me then goes for a walk like he was going to walk anyway. He thinks he's people. Melthar: He thinks he's 'people'? He has a split personality? Anatole: Yeah, like last night he's going on about how he'll teach me to use the force, then today he's all "We can conquer China by next week". Furr: Your dog said this? Anatole: It's fucked up having a dog with an MPD man.
<NSNick> NSNick's Thought of the Day: <NSNick> When people commit suicide, their notes are always sad and depressing. <NSNick> If I were ever to write a suicide note, it'd be funny <NSNick> Like "I wanted to kill the sexiest man alive"
<Jessanne> I'm horny Kate * Katethegreat shakes her leg <Katethegreat> how do i get her off? <Gothor> You are.
<@iridium> man <@iridium> im getting fucking raped <@iridium> i'm lagged by like 2 minutes <@iridium> fucker i gave a shell on this box pissed some script kiddie off <@iridium> hes packeting the crap out of me <@iridium> fuck <@iridium> i've battened down all the hatches so now all that remains is to wait for him to climax or whatever the fuck script kiddies do
<Habz> you can download the human genome tommorow http:// www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993621 <ArmaDuck> and what the hell will i do with it? <bargeld> compile the source
<M^tt> home made pr0n r0x <[OCS]eXistenZ> this is true <[OCS]eXistenZ> unless u r on your own :-\
<BeefinPep> my neighbor offered my gf to go, if shed drive him <BeefinPep> that reminds me I still have to beat his ass <BeefinPep> brb *** BeefinPep has quit IRC
<freakar> In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man likes to snicker and yell "Polo!"
<unchellmatt> I work for a police station. <unchellmatt> s'fun. <enaz> hmm I'd like to meet the ppl in the cyber crime div <goatasaur> enaz: you will someday
<Crysanna> might as well give up on port 137 there. You are making my computer yawn <cameron> iknow but im almost in <PC^God> HHAHAHA <Crysanna> PC^God - didn't you know that if you keep hammering 137 it eventually gives up and lets you in? hahaha
<incubus_0> @find xxx (not porn) <DCP> haha.. incubus.. i doubt anyone labelled their release XXX.Not.Porn.TS.VCD-Centropy
<-MIKE-> fuck i downloaded the movie but no sound or picture <Patrick> that sucks.. so what the fuck did u download?? internet air?
<OO7MIKE> superconducting is how you turn a 3ghz processor into a 30ghz processor <OO7MIKE> which is my main research subject <Rukee> how do you get it that cold and keep it that cold? Liquid nitrogen? <pocketMidget> use a woman's heart as the heatsink * pocketMidget rimshot
<Draffa> it's sad. When I was 14/15/16, the hottest women were 25. Now that i'm 25, the hottest girls are 14/15/16 :(
<jamz> hmm <jamz> I have a bottle of waterless hand cleaner <jamz> for car work and grease and stuff. <jamz> It's almost empty. <jamz> So, in order to stretch it out, I added some water to it. <jamz> In retrospect, not the smartest thing to do. <dan0_> this had better end with an explosion of some kind <jamz> and there was a huge explosion that could be seen from space.
<Angelic> the best ones are the people who call up claiming to be network admins <Angelic> and you can tell its a total lie <Angelic> I had a "network admin" call once stating that he had the house wired with cat5 when it was built <Angelic> so he should be able to connect all 6 computers to the internet without a router ot hub <Angelic> wanted to know why the tech insisted it couldnt be done <Angelic> I asked him what was going to assign the dynamic addresses and he said the house