* Sindacuion goes in front of a mirror and stares at his bootyful hair. Mmmmmm. The only good thing about my head.. Wait.. Those eyes... * drools and licks the mirror *
<Sindacuion> Teachers always try to teach us something. I just laugh. They will never get me to learn anything.
* edhel_espyn does not know about computer types/names/models, whatever. just knows that if box has a keyboard, brain automatically registers to senses and say "com-pyoo-ter" ;-P
* Quits: crag-- (crag@202.154.72.136) (Dead girls dont say no) * Quits: KiM (KiM@134.115.157.196) (going for a walk :p) <@ShowDowN> that is sick <@ShowDowN> we should ban him next time he comes in <@nekro> yeah, who the hell goes for walks
<Guesm27> hai can i suck ur pussy <ScoobyDrew> nah,you'd just get hairballs and i'd be stuck with a wet traumatized cat
<@MCJ> there was a little piece of soap left in the shower <@MCJ> about the size of a credit card <@MCJ> so i ran it through my butt crack making beep beep noises
<fusionpit> xp won't let me use 98 drivers form my video cards <WorthWork> <fusionpit> also my car does not run on diesel as previously suspected
<Flaze> forum still down? <Vye-rus> Check yourself <Vye-rus> We're not slaves <Flaze> yep <Flaze> still down <Vye-rus> haha thanks for checking for me
<C3rBeRuS> i hate my dad <C3rBeRuS> i hope he dies tomorrow <C3rBeRuS> not today <C3rBeRuS> becoz he is goin to get pizza
<Wolf> hmm, later on I should go out and get my paintball CO2 canister filled <[Ramrod]> Then you need to go and get your head examined, and your Paintballs checked....for leaking paint....and then.....heh <Wolf> very funny * Wolf unleashes a rapid fire, painting Peter pink all over <Peter> Shouldn't be too much of a problem. <[Ramrod]> Seems to be an awfull lot of Porn though <[Ramrod]> Ooops...wrong window
Casalyn88: now i feel branded like i can't go out and have other boys now because theyll see it and think i get around a lot Tovarich89: ummm, casie..... Tovarich89: Casalyn88: ok i mean then they'll KNOW i get around a lot Tovarich89: better
Anatole: I like when my dog thinks I'm going to get up, so he gets up to follow me, then I don't and he looks at me then goes for a walk like he was going to walk anyway. He thinks he's people. Melthar: He thinks he's 'people'? He has a split personality? Anatole: Yeah, like last night he's going on about how he'll teach me to use the force, then today he's all "We can conquer China by next week". Furr: Your dog said this? Anatole: It's fucked up having a dog with an MPD man.
<NSNick> NSNick's Thought of the Day: <NSNick> When people commit suicide, their notes are always sad and depressing. <NSNick> If I were ever to write a suicide note, it'd be funny <NSNick> Like "I wanted to kill the sexiest man alive"
<Jessanne> I'm horny Kate * Katethegreat shakes her leg <Katethegreat> how do i get her off? <Gothor> You are.
<@iridium> man <@iridium> im getting fucking raped <@iridium> i'm lagged by like 2 minutes <@iridium> fucker i gave a shell on this box pissed some script kiddie off <@iridium> hes packeting the crap out of me <@iridium> fuck <@iridium> i've battened down all the hatches so now all that remains is to wait for him to climax or whatever the fuck script kiddies do
<Habz> you can download the human genome tommorow http:// www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns99993621 <ArmaDuck> and what the hell will i do with it? <bargeld> compile the source
<M^tt> home made pr0n r0x <[OCS]eXistenZ> this is true <[OCS]eXistenZ> unless u r on your own :-\
<BeefinPep> my neighbor offered my gf to go, if shed drive him <BeefinPep> that reminds me I still have to beat his ass <BeefinPep> brb *** BeefinPep has quit IRC
<freakar> In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man likes to snicker and yell "Polo!"
<unchellmatt> I work for a police station. <unchellmatt> s'fun. <enaz> hmm I'd like to meet the ppl in the cyber crime div <goatasaur> enaz: you will someday
<Crysanna> might as well give up on port 137 there. You are making my computer yawn <cameron> iknow but im almost in <PC^God> HHAHAHA <Crysanna> PC^God - didn't you know that if you keep hammering 137 it eventually gives up and lets you in? hahaha
<incubus_0> @find xxx (not porn) <DCP> haha.. incubus.. i doubt anyone labelled their release XXX.Not.Porn.TS.VCD-Centropy
<-MIKE-> fuck i downloaded the movie but no sound or picture <Patrick> that sucks.. so what the fuck did u download?? internet air?
<OO7MIKE> superconducting is how you turn a 3ghz processor into a 30ghz processor <OO7MIKE> which is my main research subject <Rukee> how do you get it that cold and keep it that cold? Liquid nitrogen? <pocketMidget> use a woman's heart as the heatsink * pocketMidget rimshot
<Draffa> it's sad. When I was 14/15/16, the hottest women were 25. Now that i'm 25, the hottest girls are 14/15/16 :(
<jamz> hmm <jamz> I have a bottle of waterless hand cleaner <jamz> for car work and grease and stuff. <jamz> It's almost empty. <jamz> So, in order to stretch it out, I added some water to it. <jamz> In retrospect, not the smartest thing to do. <dan0_> this had better end with an explosion of some kind <jamz> and there was a huge explosion that could be seen from space.
<Angelic> the best ones are the people who call up claiming to be network admins <Angelic> and you can tell its a total lie <Angelic> I had a "network admin" call once stating that he had the house wired with cat5 when it was built <Angelic> so he should be able to connect all 6 computers to the internet without a router ot hub <Angelic> wanted to know why the tech insisted it couldnt be done <Angelic> I asked him what was going to assign the dynamic addresses and he said the house
( @Kaygo ) Arguing with the ops is like shaking your fist at God. There's nobody there; and if there is, he's not listening. And if he's listening, all you're doing is pissing him off.
<Psychedelia> i live here with my two flatmates in one room, a small corridor and a toilet <Psychedelia> i'm in poverty lol <Abrid> ha ha! right on <PornoFiend> Where's poverty? Is it nice?
hijak231: $795 hijak231: for a 1 meter long CABLE hijak231: A PIECE OF WIRE Kesk2501: Does it have a red "R" printed on it or something? Kesk2501: Because Type "R" wire is faster. hijak231: it must...i hope it fucking came with a fucking computer
<Stormrider> I should bomb something <Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats <Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me <Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats. *** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe <FBI> We saw it anyway. *** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )
<seeksama> i think my semen is the color of the last gatorade i drank <seeksama> like thos commericials with the guys sweating red <seeksama> i can cum red if i drink the right gatorade <seeksama> or purple <seeksama> it owns <Mikelite> ...
<grendal> what is it with Mexicans that they have to stand in the front yard? <grendal> like ... frequently <grendal> like... daily <aNuBiS-> its cleaner than inside their house
<Pie> I don't play with WD40 anymore. I actually managed to light a fish on fire. while it was underwater
<GreenJeanz> Go gnaw on your delicious genitals, Squink. <Squinky> If I could touch my mouth to my genitals, do you think I'd be HERE?
<KublaiKhan> Pedophiles are like the tortoise. <KublaiKhan> They want to get there before the hare does.
<Fark_Ninja> The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if it fouls up there's no law against wacking it around a little. <Cerebus> The same is actually true for a penis.
<over> k though... my best line ive said in an interview... they asked "what do u do if you explain something to somebody and they dont understand... what can u do to make them understand?" <over> "say the exact same thing but louder" <Unfy> hehe <over> and the funny thing is that the interview i said that at was the one i got my internship at
<Cantu> whats a SARS? ;[ <FoshM|J1> =/ <FoshM|J1> true.. <acidangel> do u live in a cave cantu lol <Cantu> n, los angeles <Cantu> and i dont know all the cute little irc abbreviations anymore
Unregistered> I think shes finally lost it...she sitting in the corner going *beep* *beep* and pretending shes a computer in the hope I will pay attention to her....
<[Cable]KingKapalone2> anyone have a blackhawk down serial or key generator? <Claus> 6uy-th3-m0v1e-1n5t3d
<ORi0N> What good are you with a high IQ if you, for example, can't even tie your own shoe laces or something? <BaToR> Ask that to Stephen Hawking :p
<Born_In_East_LA_2> We should tell all the now free Iraqi people about how France wanted them to remain under Hussein's rule, so that way they'll raise their kids to hate France instead of us. <uni> Yeah :) <kuribo> yeah <kuribo> but then the iraqi kids will go to france and confront them <kuribo> and france will surrender <kuribo> and then france will become new iraq
<Cow> i want to have sex with this girl so bad but she wont because of her relgion <Dr_Kevorkian> She's Hindu obviously... cant have sex with cows
<eViLegion> my brother was using Word, trying to edit the format of his text, and the bloody paperclip turns up instead... his voice command to it "piss off you little shit"... it deleted 2 paragraphs of text