<deathazre> don't think this quite applies to twish, but <@neotek> can you imagine how many neck injuries occur each year from camwhores with small tits trying to lick their nipples? <AngelPHiSH[girl]> *lmao* <AngelPHiSH[girl]> i cant lick my own nipple :( <Nemessis> can i? <AngelPHiSH[girl]> sure ^___^ <neko> i can lick my nipple <Nemessis> leet <neko> takes ages sewing it back on though
<Supergoad> im about to bid on a damn fine sexy router <Supergoad> im gonna sleep with it, caress its ports with my tounge <Supergoad> then im gonna plug my cable into it <Supergoad> and its LED's are gonna go wild
<reppy> I made her cum with the cock of fury! <_bigd_> reppy, she made you buy the Cock of Fury(tm) and use it on her?
[loucura] yummm... french fries and gravy [Crysanna] you need cheese with that [loucura] Yeah, but I don't feel like melting any cheese. [loucura] That, and all I have is american cheese, I'm afraid it'll go to war with my french fries
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<Schismo5000>Did you know Hitler couldn't have kids? <PeterH>... <Schismo5000>Yea, he was anti-semenic <PeterH>Dude, thats anti semeTic, and it means he hated jews <Schismo5000>Oh <Schismo5000>>_< <PeterH>o_O
Sardonyx: what do you do when a girl likes you and you have no like there of DooD: do what they do to you if the positions were reversed DooD: string them along forever DooD: slowly destroying their heart from the inside out Sardonyx: i don't think i have the patients for that
Ubergamer: I think the idea that good things come to those who wait comes from the fact that, due to probability theory, on a long enough timeline there is a good chance that at least two good things will occur Ben: or it's a saying started by people who don't wait that want more good things for themselves Ben: so they tell those who wait to keep waiting Ubergamer: they should modernize that saying Ubergamer: hot chicks come to guys who masturbate Ben: haha Ben: and said thusly, one can see the absurdity Ben: we have successfully debunked an aphorism Ubergamer: yay!
<ue-Soul_Chaser> yeah sniper, normally, you can't stick your penis all the way unless you would want to rip her cervix apart <ue-Soul_Chaser> or, in your case, his rectum
<Leeide> i found some jewish rap one time <Leeide> it was pimp <Leeide> was like......Two Live Jews or soemthing
<SuperVeggie> tubgirl makes me thirsty :\ <SuperVeggie> it looks like some sort of curry flavoured milk
<@Chimerasame> pancake bukkake :9 <@Chimerasame> it's just syrup from a bunch of aunt jemima bottles
<vortex> Emo lol. The intentionally bad singing of punk with all the angst and whining of a 13 year olds Livejournal
<@neko|stoned> when i first got into warez, i downloaded shindlers list <@neko|stoned> i deleted it thinking it was a bad copy <@neko|stoned> :/
<Iconoplast> why do people insist in distributing things in real audio format? <cowofdoom> because they love Hitler. <Iconoplast> that's what i was thinking.
<Hanh> my mom aided in the development of the korean deathbox <K> what is that? <Hanh> Ford Ka <Hanh> or anything from Daihatsu <K> gah <K> i remember that car.. didn't stick around for too long.. <K> your mom is in the auto industry then? <Hanh> yes <Hanh> mainly developing backseats <Hanh> and breaking them in
<slope_xb> American one = The Rung <slope_xb> er <slope_xb> Ring <Jeff`> the rung <slope_xb> woo i kan type f00 <Jeff`> rofl <Jeff`> that would be an interesting movie <SwizzleStick> the ladder or death <slope_xb> the Ring, the Rang, the Rung <slope_xb> :D <SwizzleStick> the top rung kills you <Jeff`> "SOMEDAY, I WILL CLIMB THIS LADDER" <Jeff`> "ONE RUNG AT A TIME" <slope_xb> Ring Rang Rung... almost as bad as Ching Chang Chong <Jeff`> the movie about a boy who climbs a ladder
* slippy drags you upstairs <ginge> ! <slippy> to bed.. <ginge> !! <slippy> to sleep! <ginge> :( <slippy> after a bit <ginge> ;)
<MillitePress> Yeah, it's about masturbation and stuff. Weird book. <jamessheen> whats masturbation <MillitePress> ... <Kail> ... <Nikul> ... <MillitePress> It's a touchy subject
<CryptoKnight> i was at my girlfriend's house yesterday <CryptoKnight> and we are having sex <Hektik_Sniper> ... <Hektik_Sniper> TMI <CryptoKnight> and then we hear her mom and her mom's boyfriend in the next room getting started <Hektik_Sniper> ... <CryptoKnight> and then they finish <CryptoKnight> and then i'm still going <Hektik_Sniper> SHUT IT YOUR MAKING BABY JESUS CRY!!!!!!! <CryptoKnight> and this morning that fuck calls me a "minute man " <Hektik_Sniper> ... <CryptoKnight> heh
<MexHammer> I mean, come on, aren't at least 20% of Star Trek episodes ones where they end up going back to Earth circa 1920 - 1945? They have millions of planets and who knows how much time and they have hundreds of episodes with that premise? If Star Trek was a person, it'd be you. And I'd beat it up.
cougah66: dude, i am so uber fucked cougah66: I mean, the uberness, of the fuckage....it boggles the mind
<Hackster> oh, i crack me up. <lophyte> you crack me up too <lophyte> *snuggles close to Hackster* <lophyte> ;) <Hackster> really. <Hackster> awww. *lick* <lophyte> yay :D <p1asm1c> get a dcc chat you two
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<Killzig> you guys want to hear something fucked up i did at work today, which I blame all of you for -- by the way <Insane-Lark> sure <Dan`> ? <Killzig> I faxed a quote to a client and wrote "K THX BYE" on the bottom
<wizards23> anyone get the game madden 2003 from k-mart like me ? <drunkers> dont ever say that out loud <wizards23> what that i got madden? <drunkers> no that you shop at k-mart
<drunkers> is your real name gabe? <Gabe-33> yes <drunker> ever concider killing your parents with a shovel? <Gabe-33> no <drunker> concider it
<CaMR0N> why does everyone call me cumron? <drunkers> probably and honest mistake <CaMR0N> but everyone? <drunkers> did you tell them you were gay? <CaMR0N> yes cause im honest with everyone <drunkers> maybe its not an honest mistake then
<drunkers> u arab? <Zelbinian> Nope. <drunkers> good <Zelbinian> Irish, French, and English. <drunkers> geez <drunkers> u moms a whore
<slippy> wtf is this shit on bbc1 <slippy> how on earth do you prevent friendly fire? <slippy> don't fight with the americans? <slippy> hrhrhr <doggie^> hahah <doggie^> maybe if we painted all our military equipment red white and blue <doggie^> they would be so overcome with patriotism they wouldnt be able to blow us up <slippy> lol <slippy> paint golden arches on all the tanks <slippy> then a little sign under saying "this is not a drive-thru, you dopey obese fools" <doggie^> hahaha
* dbzfreak pokes javabie * javabie fights back by talking javabieish <@javabie> hy <@javabie> how r u <@javabie> asl <@javabie> ??????????????????/??//?/????????????? <@javabie> ? <@javabie> ???????????/// <@dbzfreak> ..*DIES*
<Kel> [kel@purgatory~]% sudo cp ~rick/newshots ~kel/. <Kel> cp: cannot stat `/home/rick/newshots': No such file or directory <Kel> [kel@purgatory~]% oh wait <Rick_Hunter> newshot, not newshots :P <Kel> typo <Rick_Hunter> lol. <Rick_Hunter> [kel@purgatory~]% oh wait <Rick_Hunter> ^_^ <Kel> huh? <Kel> you punk, you screen'd my terminal didn'cha? :P <Rick_Hunter> I what? <Kel> how'd you know I did that? <Rick_Hunter> You pasted it. :P <Kel> I did? <Kel> oh <Kel> ha ha ha <Rick_Hunter> bash.org <Rick_Hunter> ^_^ <Kel> no!
<AnBolb> I know this girl who's really sweet and nice and pretty and everything so yesterday I wrote a story about how I threw her off a balcony for a laugh, but then I felt bad and deleted it. True.
<loquacious> my sleeping pattern is stochastic, okay? go masticate some waboflex!
FyreDefyre> i always take the side off my case so it doesnt overheat <diStriCt|sleep> really? <diStriCt|sleep> does that work? <FyreDefyre> yes <diStriCt|sleep> wouldnt the stuff fall outta it?
<Iceblast>: would you enjoy sucking a hot girls clit if it grew to the size of a small penis? <Iceblast>: and if it grew erect so that the tip was right next to her anus <Iceblast>: just after she'd had a shit - and some was caught in the butt hairs that she has <Iceblast>: but remember, aside from that she's the hottest girl in the world <ankis>: FUCK OFF! <Iceblast>: hahahahahahha - you know you would
<`Khan> My mate just called me up and says 'my mum just walked into my room and goes for god sake open the window and stop playing with yourself'
<j0ori> who's a decent shell provider? <Nadir> your mother <Nadir> i "telnetted" into her "ftp" last night <Nadir> mwaha, being subtle rocks. * Mode: (+b) *!*@vw4800.optusnet.com.au (By: j0ori) (Match: Nadir) * You were kicked from #hackers by Dumb (Banned) -> -j0ori- mwaha. i must admit, she is fairly "lag free". good thing i was using "SSH" - you can never have too much protection from "virii" these days. -> -j0ori- and when she reached "/root"? ohhh, that explosion sent thousands of files to "/dev/null" as i proceeded to "upload" 100000000000 "1 byte files made in vi" -> -j0ori- took a fair bit of kleenex to "purge /root of the unused files" though -> -j0ori- oh, tell her that her 5 cents is on the fridge too -> -j0ori- we didnt really talk much .. she was too busy screaming -> -j0ori- allow me to impersonate -> -j0ori- <j0oris's mum> OHHHHHHHHH NADIR HARDER, OHHHHH YES, MORRRRRRREEEEEEE, AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -> -j0ori- *gasms* -> -j0ori- i shudder at the thought.. 'twill be nice "logging back in" under "root" tonight.
<boyd> mmm, he said he's now a linux whore as well as an amd one <saba> rofl <saba> what a slutty combo. an OS for people who dont use deoderant with a CPU for people who can't afford deoderant
<Ibuki> D: my mom looks like she's in her twenties <Ibuki> it scares me <Ibuki> so don't fuck my mom!!!!!!!! >_< <Fei> cool I'll be your new step dad <tm2> I'm gonna put that on bash.org
<Numloxx> hmmm, wonder if i should have chinese tonight <Numloxx> yeah... a bit of shaved asian would feel good :) <Numloxx> i mean.. umm... sweet and sour pork.. <Numloxx> wait.. i meant.. umm.. satay chicken and fried rice :)
<lunacrow> nobody makes porn for women <lunacrow> ever <lunacrow> when have you ever seen any <Destruya> Actually, one woman did. <lunacrow> one woman <Destruya> I can't remember the name. <lunacrow> exactly <lunacrow> yet women look at porn <Destruya> http://www.royalle.com/ <lunacrow> "As you peruse my various pages, you'll not only find my catalog of couples movies with a woman's touch, you'll also read about my thoughts on sex, romance, eroticism and life in general." <lunacrow> i already know these movies will suck <Destruya> hahahah
<@nanashi> Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces... <+Mara> -_- <@Pokute> It's too bad you can't put the right emphasis on the words with IRC
<NiN> fuck <NiN> you fag <NiN> i should sodomize you <Lily> Nah. <NiN> lol dude i got some girl mad <NiN> she told me who her bf was..she asked you know him? i said yeah i dated him...rofl <Lily> LOL
<Tarkaan> I distonctly remember saying "extra hot" <Tarkaan> damn chinese <living2di> distonctly? <Tarkaan> you are correct, that was a very ironic typo <dabba> damn mongorians