<drunkers> is your real name gabe? <Gabe-33> yes <drunker> ever concider killing your parents with a shovel? <Gabe-33> no <drunker> concider it
<CaMR0N> why does everyone call me cumron? <drunkers> probably and honest mistake <CaMR0N> but everyone? <drunkers> did you tell them you were gay? <CaMR0N> yes cause im honest with everyone <drunkers> maybe its not an honest mistake then
<drunkers> u arab? <Zelbinian> Nope. <drunkers> good <Zelbinian> Irish, French, and English. <drunkers> geez <drunkers> u moms a whore
<slippy> wtf is this shit on bbc1 <slippy> how on earth do you prevent friendly fire? <slippy> don't fight with the americans? <slippy> hrhrhr <doggie^> hahah <doggie^> maybe if we painted all our military equipment red white and blue <doggie^> they would be so overcome with patriotism they wouldnt be able to blow us up <slippy> lol <slippy> paint golden arches on all the tanks <slippy> then a little sign under saying "this is not a drive-thru, you dopey obese fools" <doggie^> hahaha
* dbzfreak pokes javabie * javabie fights back by talking javabieish <@javabie> hy <@javabie> how r u <@javabie> asl <@javabie> ??????????????????/??//?/????????????? <@javabie> ? <@javabie> ???????????/// <@dbzfreak> ..*DIES*
<Kel> [kel@purgatory~]% sudo cp ~rick/newshots ~kel/. <Kel> cp: cannot stat `/home/rick/newshots': No such file or directory <Kel> [kel@purgatory~]% oh wait <Rick_Hunter> newshot, not newshots :P <Kel> typo <Rick_Hunter> lol. <Rick_Hunter> [kel@purgatory~]% oh wait <Rick_Hunter> ^_^ <Kel> huh? <Kel> you punk, you screen'd my terminal didn'cha? :P <Rick_Hunter> I what? <Kel> how'd you know I did that? <Rick_Hunter> You pasted it. :P <Kel> I did? <Kel> oh <Kel> ha ha ha <Rick_Hunter> bash.org <Rick_Hunter> ^_^ <Kel> no!
<AnBolb> I know this girl who's really sweet and nice and pretty and everything so yesterday I wrote a story about how I threw her off a balcony for a laugh, but then I felt bad and deleted it. True.
<loquacious> my sleeping pattern is stochastic, okay? go masticate some waboflex!
FyreDefyre> i always take the side off my case so it doesnt overheat <diStriCt|sleep> really? <diStriCt|sleep> does that work? <FyreDefyre> yes <diStriCt|sleep> wouldnt the stuff fall outta it?
<Iceblast>: would you enjoy sucking a hot girls clit if it grew to the size of a small penis? <Iceblast>: and if it grew erect so that the tip was right next to her anus <Iceblast>: just after she'd had a shit - and some was caught in the butt hairs that she has <Iceblast>: but remember, aside from that she's the hottest girl in the world <ankis>: FUCK OFF! <Iceblast>: hahahahahahha - you know you would
<`Khan> My mate just called me up and says 'my mum just walked into my room and goes for god sake open the window and stop playing with yourself'
<j0ori> who's a decent shell provider? <Nadir> your mother <Nadir> i "telnetted" into her "ftp" last night <Nadir> mwaha, being subtle rocks. * Mode: (+b) *!*@vw4800.optusnet.com.au (By: j0ori) (Match: Nadir) * You were kicked from #hackers by Dumb (Banned) -> -j0ori- mwaha. i must admit, she is fairly "lag free". good thing i was using "SSH" - you can never have too much protection from "virii" these days. -> -j0ori- and when she reached "/root"? ohhh, that explosion sent thousands of files to "/dev/null" as i proceeded to "upload" 100000000000 "1 byte files made in vi" -> -j0ori- took a fair bit of kleenex to "purge /root of the unused files" though -> -j0ori- oh, tell her that her 5 cents is on the fridge too -> -j0ori- we didnt really talk much .. she was too busy screaming -> -j0ori- allow me to impersonate -> -j0ori- <j0oris's mum> OHHHHHHHHH NADIR HARDER, OHHHHH YES, MORRRRRRREEEEEEE, AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -> -j0ori- *gasms* -> -j0ori- i shudder at the thought.. 'twill be nice "logging back in" under "root" tonight.
<boyd> mmm, he said he's now a linux whore as well as an amd one <saba> rofl <saba> what a slutty combo. an OS for people who dont use deoderant with a CPU for people who can't afford deoderant
<Ibuki> D: my mom looks like she's in her twenties <Ibuki> it scares me <Ibuki> so don't fuck my mom!!!!!!!! >_< <Fei> cool I'll be your new step dad <tm2> I'm gonna put that on bash.org
<Numloxx> hmmm, wonder if i should have chinese tonight <Numloxx> yeah... a bit of shaved asian would feel good :) <Numloxx> i mean.. umm... sweet and sour pork.. <Numloxx> wait.. i meant.. umm.. satay chicken and fried rice :)
<lunacrow> nobody makes porn for women <lunacrow> ever <lunacrow> when have you ever seen any <Destruya> Actually, one woman did. <lunacrow> one woman <Destruya> I can't remember the name. <lunacrow> exactly <lunacrow> yet women look at porn <Destruya> http://www.royalle.com/ <lunacrow> "As you peruse my various pages, you'll not only find my catalog of couples movies with a woman's touch, you'll also read about my thoughts on sex, romance, eroticism and life in general." <lunacrow> i already know these movies will suck <Destruya> hahahah
<@nanashi> Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces... <+Mara> -_- <@Pokute> It's too bad you can't put the right emphasis on the words with IRC
<NiN> fuck <NiN> you fag <NiN> i should sodomize you <Lily> Nah. <NiN> lol dude i got some girl mad <NiN> she told me who her bf was..she asked you know him? i said yeah i dated him...rofl <Lily> LOL
<Tarkaan> I distonctly remember saying "extra hot" <Tarkaan> damn chinese <living2di> distonctly? <Tarkaan> you are correct, that was a very ironic typo <dabba> damn mongorians
<trempy63> is anybody else having trouble with yahoo being slow? <tlc2000FOR> YES <deimon_xtr> it's not just slow, but jerk off to slow music slow <deimon_xtr> jerk jerk jerk <deimon_xtr> jerk jerk jerk <deimon_xtr> jerk your wanker <deimon_xtr> while waiting on yahoo <deimon_xtr> ......
<Zedium> Sim Life <Zedium> Pretend to have a life <The_Cat> dude, that's what IRC is for
DooD: man im living dangerously DooD: i bought publix sushi DooD: late at night DooD: and now its sitting in my fridge DooD: to be eaten tomorrow
<KANG> hey...shut up? <Dinjack> Oh, wait, hold on, my pizza just came, pepperoni with blow me. <KANG> that sounds like quite a pizza <Dinjack> You don't wanna know about the free breadsticks, then
(steyrf88) i have the best joystick.. force feeback... its grip is shaped exactly like my hand.... its a 'penis'
(doggie^): www.audioscrobbler.com (doggie^): i think im addicted :| (DaMuppet): wtf is that? (doggie^): plugin for winamp (doggie^): recommends music to you (`dM`): nice (DaMuppet): "u like jpop, the pedo police department will be knocking on your door soon, don;t bother getting more music"
<migas> is the atomic weight of cobalt 58.9? <Kurin> 58.9331 <Kurin> er <Kurin> 58.9332 <Kurin> Or, hrm <Kurin> http://www.yaksic.com/other.html <ninj4_> dood, its a robot, hes not actually looking for an answer <Kurin> Really? Fuck em <Kurin> me
* {JPM} holds up his sugary bowl of cherrios and smiles like
he's a 15 year old girl who lost her virginty and dosent know
she's pregnant yet
***Wang has been kicked by Metallica (dammit, stop with the wang jokes) <MulletMan> but the memory remains!
<Horror> knock knock <Dooper> who's there? <Horror> Go fuck yourself <Dooper> go fuck yourself who?
@(DonoftheDead) They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards you hear satanic messages. That's nothing, because if you play it forwards it installs Windows.
* Professor sets mode: +m <Professor> Listen up, people. <Professor> 1.) Religion-chat is done, since we're degenerating into bickering. <Professor> 2.) Goombas are traitorous members of the Mushroom Kingdom who joined Koopa for a share of the power. It says so in the SMB manual.
<bhlaab> If I could pick from any supepower, it'd to be able to have a gun up my ass, and be able to fire it at will. People'd never know what hit them, and if they DID know, nobody would believe them
[%werejag] people there aint no crack yet we have top warez sciencists working on it
<Al> because let's face it, my dick is demonstrably real and also far better than any concept of "god" thus far put forward <LambChowder> but does your dick encourage love and peace throughout the world
< envoy> One of the biggest reasons we change our clocks to Daylight Saving Time (DST) is that it saves energy. < envoy> how do they figure we save energy? lol * Flimflam shrugs < Flimflam> it's the USA :P < Flimflam> they can justify anything, it seems :P
<m_neshue> sorry for repeating... but. does anybody know what apps there are for testing the real size of a cdr media? <Supachikn> A RULER <Supachikn> AND GENERALLY ITS ABOUT 12 CENTIMETERS
<Witchy> is there anyone on #wicca you actually talk to? <Maloo> ofcourse just not on irc <Maloo> im on irc for 1 reason, and it isnt something as trivial as chat
<Macavity> I'm growing a beard. It's really itchy, growing a beard... <fin> Then shave. <Macavity> But I weant a beard for I-Con. <Macavity> And a real one, not a spirit-gummed-on fake one. <fin> Why? <Macavity> Just...because I do. Because it's part of the look for a LARP character I have. <fin> OK. Stop there. I don't want to know anymore. Goddamn. <Macavity> BECAUSE I FUCKING FEEL LIKE GROWING A BEARD, OKAY? <Macavity> Shiiiit.... <fin> Which part of "changing your appearance to fit in with a LARP character" doesn't sound stupid to you? <Maestro|OoT> LARP? <Furry_Geek> Live Action Role Playing. <Maestro|OoT> Oh, NO. <fin> OK, scratch that. Which part of "playing a LARP" doesn't sound stupid to you?
<grimrat> oh.. migod <grimrat> I just reviewed a Usenet post of mine... I wrote "must of"... <grimrat> I feel faint <grimrat> this will be associated with me for the rest of time <grimrat> how much does it cost to change your name?
<clemmy> damn leetspeek ... whenever I write 'skills' I write 'skillz', even in university homework
<Winta> I Am Single... <Playette69> aww poor winta <Winta> I'm not asking for sympathy, im hyping myself up to rob a house tonight... <Winta> Hey, do you live near here? you seem cool..
<Wang_Ninja> oh boy <Wang_Ninja> minigame <Wang_Ninja> I have to find four 6 year old boys <Goonigoogoo> it's a michael jackson minigame?