<ryant09> How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask him which period it came from.
(ohwhatwhat) hi i was wondering why my cursors moves across the screen when i move my mouse?
<karl> becouse hetersexual impersonaters are in reality none sexuals becouse they lie about there sexualidentity and there fore dont use there true sexuality whatever that may be hence there nothing real just bull shit talking with no truthful axctions <mobius> I hate to sound like your Dad's boyfriend, but what the hell did you just say Karl?
<jixn> thats because u eat the crust first <jixn> if u know what i mean <jixn> putt from the ruff <jixn> have gay sex etc <Antimatter> I've never heard of either of those phrases jinx <jixn> i made the first one up myself
(bovril): food escapes me (nark): it ran away? (nark): try killing it before you eat it sam (bovril): its nicer fresh
<Splunge> ye gods, I must be bored <Splunge> I almost visited goatse because I hadn't been in a while and couldn't really remember how gross it was <Splunge> thankfully, my fingers wouldn't type it
<Tw1zt1d> I need to do some DDR practice >;\ <Minion> WTF? I always thought DDR was Double Date Rape
* OutLaniz (jalvarez05@alnkjnflkjanskdjnalk.covad.net) has joined #Counter-Strike * OutLaniz got pussy 2night! <OutLaniz> wewt <Mr`Fly> why dont you get some friends to so you dont have to join irc channels and tell them.
[ @^duckman^ ] haha i remember when i was 15 we got this guy to get us a keg [ @^duckman^ ] then he said ok i want 20 bucks for you to borrow my tap [ @^duckman^ ] we had no idea what that is [ @^duckman^ ] so i said we have one [ @^duckman^ ] that sucked
<Kosta> I bet men wouldn't be so fascinated with vaginas if they secreted lima beans
<Duo> I'm moving to Mars <Duo> Where the only ISP is Marz <Flash|slp|possum> and Earthlink (XD)
<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
jeremy rockz: im slowly unbuttoning your blouse, then i rip off your bra, and start to suck on one of your nipples while fondling the other, im getting hard now, and start to unzip my pants jeremy rockz: shit jeremy rockz: wrong window KrazeGuy04: omg! too late! keep going! jeremy rockz: wow'
<%quickman> i cant remember these chinese names for my history test <%quickman> they were probably just named by their parents throwing a bunch of pots and pans down the stairs
<Flashfire> 'bad mouth' - a mouth which is evil and wants to take over the universe
(@Wheelman56) 37. What does the average person do approximately 15 times a day? (@Wheelman56) Answer: _____ (@]D2D[Scratch) masturbate (+ep`andro`shower) masturbate (+TD|Canuckistan) masturbate
* Treiben has bargainname.com Azi: how much are they? Treiben: 8.95 Azi: same as godaddy then Azi: actually, i'd register for a decade to take care of the next 10 years at a cut rate Azi: but i don't want to pay for 10 years and then have the human race obliterate itself in 5 Azi: that would be just my luck
<EvilNekoSpork> You know, it's a bad sign when you hear a loud crash and the build process you were watching take place via SSH on another machine abruptly stops... and the other SSH session freezes... brb.
<MuerteDeAngeles> Ironic how shit works out...my theory is this...no matter how much life wants to fuck me in the ass, things always turn out somewhat good <MuerteDeAngeles> Like a metaphorical reach-around, if you will
wildcanary55: go away xzet27: why? wildcanary55: I'm working xzet27: this is ur boyfriend wildcanary55: this is your girlfriend's mother! xzet27: o xzet27: sry
<ascii_phil> And if you ever need something to scare children with[0], I'll describe the tenant cycle implementation. <ascii_phil> [0] Well, database-knowledgable geek children. * daveious is scared enough by the implementation of footnotes in IRC, thankyouverymuch
<Oli> i havent got my email yet. <Rossell> Oli: That the police found your gay card? <Reid> You need a CARD now? <Reid> Where do I, umm, obtain one? <Rossell> Parliament
<Raine> Loggy, you ever hear of Escape Velocity? <Loggy> I DONT KNOW THE NAME, BUT THE FACE SURE RINGS A BELL!!! BWAHAHAHAHHA!!! LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ *** Loggy has been kicked off channel #mooniverse by Raine (jerk) <Raine> LMAO *** Loggy (~Loggy@12.25.86.106) has joined channel #mooniverse <Loggy> damn AT&T... *** Loggy has been kicked off channel #mooniverse by Al (You go to hell and you die!) <Raine> ROFL <Al> hehe *** Loggy (~Loggy@12.25.86.106) has joined channel #mooniverse <Loggy> better give them a call..
<Starfleet> I'm playin America's Army Online <Starfleet> My task is to provide Friendly Fire
<{R3D}Hurricane> you know your a geek when the highlight of
your vacation consisted of spying on people in the Oracle HQ
Building with binoculars from your hotel room
<corey|sleepin> bush is on tv <static> wut he sayin corey? <corey|sleepin> 'all yer oil are belong to us'
<Luigi30> someone ping flood 127.0.0.1 <Luigi30> he keeps trying to hack me <Luigi30> nm <Floach> This, folks, is why Mario always gets the Princess.
<aberration> I hear they opened a wal-mart in china.... i can imagine the people who shop there... "Hey I just made that yesterday !"
<Samah> hmm the one bad thing about seeing cute chicks - it gets me depressed.... T_T <@toe2toe> /j #suicide
[03:25:01] <@holden> damnit i shit myself [04:04:39] <@holden> god that took forever to clean up [04:05:08] <@holden> seriously.. shitting yourself at 4 am is gay [04:05:20] <@holden> i was sitting here minding my own business [04:05:24] <@holden> and blam! [04:05:28] <@holden> all this shit comes out.. [04:05:31] <@holden> i was like.. WTF [04:05:49] <@holden> and its all liquidy and running around my junk [04:06:01] <@holden> and i'm sitting here like.. well fuck [04:06:34] <@holden> so i get up.. and its all running down my leg.. so i hobble off to the bathroom, so as not to disjar it anymore [04:06:40] <@holden> jakdflakjsdf [04:06:52] <@holden> i can only pray this doesnt happen to someone else [04:07:54] <@holden> i think it was the pizza i ate last night D:
<Nexus330> we got this phrase back south <Nexus330> "Old enough to pee, is old enough for me" <morbid> well that explains alot
<Lo-Rez> having sex lowers your immune system <coalesce> i must be immune to everything then
* jesuschrist (she-christ@144.138.49.12307) has joined #tool <@`2L> *** jesuschrist is back (has been gone for 2003 years 3 months, 28 days)
<Tagrineth> You shouldn't hit a girl ;P <[justin]> i dont consider you a girl <[justin]> i consider you one of the gays <[justin]> er <[justin]> i mean one of the guys
(dariball_) n8 all (jason-) i think it means night. (jason-) but i'm not leet enough like that. (Xentac) hehehe (Xentac) but night ends in ite... and 8 ends in ate... (Xentac) so he's saying nate (jason-) i can understand like "i 8 your chicken because it looked at my prost8." (jason-) that makes more sense (jason-) well kinda.
* @Death-Blade wishes hotmail would be smart enough to block any email addresses with painfully obviously invalid domain names <@Death-Blade> assadfds@ajkdjsas.ase most certainly qualifies as such <Sinclair-> oh shit i know that guy!
<kingmob> i thought i caught an obscure reference in the last buffy <kingmob> so i emailed one of the writers and asked him about it <kingmob> he just responded and told me i was right <kingmob> i transcend mere dorkiness at this point.
<Slinky3> i made bricks today! <Slinky3> with my own home-ground flour! <Apollo> I made some too, but I flushed them when I was finished
<EnoC> sex should be like a honda slow obsene and loud enough for the neighbors to hear
<H|TM4N> \msg NickOP@austnet.org id rd9alpz% <H|TM4N> lol <zAim|trance> lemme try sumthing * Quits: H|TM4N (Justin@vw1121.netspace.net.au) (Killed (NickOP (Kill requested by zAim|trance)))
<Wraith> What IP addressing scheme should we use for the new lab? <Rance> 10.10.220 plus the number...
*** Joins: soundsold (~heldar@host61.wentworth.w.subnet.rcn.com) <zaps> that is wierd <zaps> my last name is in that host. <timmo> WOW <timmo> WHAT A COINCIDENCE <orion> is your last name 61.w?
<magpie> i bet you just hit a deer with your vehicle <magpie> and call it "hunting" <JustNoodle> I drive a saturn, I'd have more of a chance of my car exploding then killing a deer when I hit one
<CmdrRat|Sick> http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/ 0,,30100-12276106,00.html <CmdrRat|Sick> MARINE shot in the head 4 times, helmet saves him <Toan> wow <Toan> He should play CS
<WHEELJACK> it's against my religion to drink <bf> what religion is that <WHEELJACK> poverty
<courtney> GOD! I hate periods! <ken> yea ending sentences is sooooooo over rated
<veruca_girl> wtf? <veruca_girl> you people make less sense than a david lynch film
<Ekstelis> How long did the installation take? 1300+ Hours of labor involved in restoration and install <Ekstelis> How much fiberglass and resin was used? 42 gallons of fiberglass and resin. <TK`Devour> it takes me 42 gallons of fiberglass & resin to put my bong back together after i use it too much
<TwiZTid_CoZa> i told me mum to goto goatse <TwiZTid_CoZa> she banned me off the net for a week
* Robzy tries to remember wher goatse ASCII is... * Robzy wonders why the *ENTIRE* geek community is obsessed with goatse <Tripwire> Robzy: it's tradition <Robzy> Has anyone ever spared a thought for the photographer of goatse?!