<Wraith> What IP addressing scheme should we use for the new lab? <Rance> 10.10.220 plus the number...
*** Joins: soundsold (~heldar@host61.wentworth.w.subnet.rcn.com) <zaps> that is wierd <zaps> my last name is in that host. <timmo> WOW <timmo> WHAT A COINCIDENCE <orion> is your last name 61.w?
<magpie> i bet you just hit a deer with your vehicle <magpie> and call it "hunting" <JustNoodle> I drive a saturn, I'd have more of a chance of my car exploding then killing a deer when I hit one
<CmdrRat|Sick> http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/ 0,,30100-12276106,00.html <CmdrRat|Sick> MARINE shot in the head 4 times, helmet saves him <Toan> wow <Toan> He should play CS
<WHEELJACK> it's against my religion to drink <bf> what religion is that <WHEELJACK> poverty
<courtney> GOD! I hate periods! <ken> yea ending sentences is sooooooo over rated
<veruca_girl> wtf? <veruca_girl> you people make less sense than a david lynch film
<Ekstelis> How long did the installation take? 1300+ Hours of labor involved in restoration and install <Ekstelis> How much fiberglass and resin was used? 42 gallons of fiberglass and resin. <TK`Devour> it takes me 42 gallons of fiberglass & resin to put my bong back together after i use it too much
<TwiZTid_CoZa> i told me mum to goto goatse <TwiZTid_CoZa> she banned me off the net for a week
* Robzy tries to remember wher goatse ASCII is... * Robzy wonders why the *ENTIRE* geek community is obsessed with goatse <Tripwire> Robzy: it's tradition <Robzy> Has anyone ever spared a thought for the photographer of goatse?!
* FarmerJoe is the resident pro-war/anti-canada guy <soopadeop> <--- canadian <FarmerJoe> aww, sorry...I hate you :P
Sugarhigh0307: i spent 9 months of my life tryin 2 get out of a pussy and the rest of it tryin 2 get back in Sugarhigh0307: thats what this kid just said to me
<idiot> My penis is like a pringles can :D <DrunkenMaster> the short stack ones <Bizznatch> LMAO <Bizznatch> 0WN3D <xanax`> hehe <idiot> bah
<a_passerby> and although she has never given me written consent to check her legs, i most certainly have <flatface> lol <Saotome_Ranma> testosterone alert <Saotome_Ranma> woo woo <Saotome_Ranma> passerb is becoming horny :o <a_passerby> testosterone makes the world go round <a_passerby> estrogen makes the world mad and unfriendly <Everdraed> Says the person who just went through twenty plus pages of Winnie the Pooh hentai <Saotome_Ranma> IT WASN'T ALL WINNIE I SWEAR
* Robzy spins round in his chair * Robzy falls off... * Robzy hurts his head <Robzy> ouch. * Robzy obviously needs sleep... <Robzy> Neways....
<abcbooze> a patriot missle shot down a british aircraft <i8> Damn British pilots flying into our missiles...
<astynax> i'm gonna install icq and look for some hoez <deformated> hoez dont even know what irc is <deformated> only in other countries do females use it <astynax> ICQ, not IRC <deformated> ahh it might help if i read things <astynax> i heard it helps
<supervillain> i just masterbaited so hard my papercut reopened and then I got semen in my papercut. <[SA]thatdog> i just masturbaited so hard there is semen all over my roommate <[sa]hack_the> I just masturbated so hard there is semen all over my living room <[SA]CrazyAchmed> I just masturbated so hard there is semen all over YOUR living room <[sa]evensevenone> i just masterbated so hard my cock fell off <[sa]mrpeabody0> i just masturbated so hard my guitar exploded. <[SA]thatdog> i just masturbaited so hard mrpeabody's cock fell off <[SA]StupidWhore> i just masturbated <[sa]evensevenone> stupid: you're behind the curve there tiger
(while watching live firefight in port city of Umm Qasr on TV) <eva> omg <eva> fucking campers
shoeman: ohhhh Kate Hudson.... shoeman: 0hhhhhh EvilBanana: eew, bag o' bones shoeman: oh shush shoeman: lol EvilBanana: she is! shoeman: blah blah blah EvilBanana: I have zits bigger than her boobs shoeman: lol shoeman: and since when are big boobs a big deal? shoeman: :-P EvilBanana: neva..but she absolutely lacks in the mammary department EvilBanana: I'm not even sure she's a mammal shoeman: lol
* @mootlif3 * [Marilyn Manson - This Is The New Shit] [3205] [4:18/5.91MB/192Kbit] <khaos> hm <khaos> new manson? <@mootlif3> yeh <%jdp> LOL dumbass <%jdp> you couldnt notice that from the song title? <@mootlif3> lol <khaos> fu lemar
<-(@Bloodshed)-> God my nuts stink <-(@Bloodshed)-> *What The Fuck* <-(@SleazyC)-> lmao.. <-(@SleazyC)-> you smell your nuts <-(@Bloodshed)-> Well, I don't want to walk around with stink-nuts and not know it
<keisersoz> bush is a chimp who looks vaguely human <laceyfloss> like michael jackson?
<Ronald_MacK> You kids are stupider than stupid. <Ronald_MacK> You're like... the anti-smart. <Ronald_MacK> Come to this realm to destroy all that is intelligent and reasonable.
<b1u3> my sister, whos studing to be a chef, was at one of those miracle blade conventions...she said chef tony cut like five perefect slices off of a roast and had an orgasm <p1rpl3> lol "oh...oh yeah...is that camera still on? ill be right back friends...oh"
<goat^2> man, i just queefed <goat^2> and htats weird, because i dont have a vagina <paintray|PissedAtEverything> your penis farted? <goat^2> yeah <paintray|PissedAtEverything> thats....gross <goat^2> stinked pretty bad <paintray|PissedAtEverything> you sure it just isn't rancid pus from a veneral disease you have? <goat^2> normally the past tense of stink is stunk, but when a male queef, grammar rules go to hell <goat^2> no man, it wasnt anything physical, just my eurethra made that farting motion <goat^2> and there was a rancid smell
<Alvaro> I'd tap you anytime Treen <Treen|Dead> the dead are beyond blame... <Treen|Dead> ... <Alvaro> ... <Treen|Dead> *uncomfortable moment* <Alvaro> *awkward silence* <Treen|Dead> SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY. <Psychorider> does that make Alvaro a necrophiliac? <Alvaro> So ummm, how about em Knicks? <Zippo> Something.
<berger> i suggested to mojo, we go on a double date with eachothers sisters <berger> he said no <Zardoz> how old is his sister? <berger> well <berger> hmm <berger> i suppose thats why he said no.
* Avie|work tabs back in * <Avie|work> what are you _talking_ about? <ithil> I started with 22 as the lowest possible base, got 210, added 9, noticed 219 was a factor of 3 (216 + 3), and realized it was going to stay that way. :P <Xrtsys> Wait. The three rule breaks down in non-/10 bases. <DND> virgin girls are cool * PxM watches Avie tab back out <Avie|work> some people are talking about virgins, some people are talking about math, someone said something about God, and _I_ thought you were still talking about typology.
<zeemu_> how's that US army members form? he fucken grenaded 3 of his own tents <BenZor> he teamkilled. bastard.
<hein> I LOVE LAURA <laura> Are you drunk, hein. <hein> off of love <laura> sad, drunk off yourself.
<^Spike^> I just realised <^Spike^> These new coke cans have 'REVOLUTION!!!' written on them. <^Spike^> DAMN COMMUNIST SOFT DRINK <^Spike^> It also has 'You know you Want it' written on it. <^Spike^> That's a whole lot creepier. <^Spike^> So my can is a communist and a rapist.
onuap: good morning bochip: morning onuap Blitzsama: good? why does everyone assume the other guy is having a good morning? onuap: bad morning for you then bochip: he was wishing you a good one bochip: for some reason Blitzsama: i know Blitzsama: i was wishing he would stop, as it 10 pm here bochip: but, you would like to have a good morning tomorrow, yes? Blitzsama: maybe... Blitzsama: let me sleep on it.
<downer> http://www.pollypocket.com/sea/pool/pool_party.asp <-- now this is what the internet is all about <nathan> woman was in the room + speakers on loud = me having to do a bunch of explaining <phyre> haha
<downer> who is you? <Sarpedon> yo mama <Sarpedon> oh wait... i'm sorry <Sarpedon> i often confuse myself WITH PEOPLE I FUCK
<TheMaxx> "A Tomahawk cruise missile might have missed its target in Iraq and landed in southwest Iran" <TheMaxx> those things are bitch to steer
<Tac0> theyre fucking with you, the real way to get to it is / quit im a fag * Quits: Boo_urns (Quit: Tac0's a fag)
<overandoutcaptn> it's all about searching ebay to get an estimate on the going rate for kidneys <Poison_Idea> HAHAH ALEX <Poison_Idea> alex sell your virginity on it <Poison_Idea> please <overandoutcaptn> nope <overandoutcaptn> no kidneys on ebay <Poison_Idea> fuck <overandoutcaptn> just kidney beans <overandoutcaptn> and kidney shaped bowls <Poison_Idea> i dont need a kidney <Poison_Idea> illl put it on <overandoutcaptn> and other useless crap that doesn't tell me how much a kidney is going for <overandoutcaptn> i don't want to sell my virginity on ebay <overandoutcaptn> some fat ugly mediterainian woman will prolly buy it <Poison_Idea> haha nah my mum isnt mediterrian yo <overandoutcaptn> although if an american or european buys it then they'd have to pay for postage and handling and i demand first class all the way
<LeoDV> Don't fight for fuel, stroke your tool! <KANG> that's the worst slogan anyone has ever had <LeoDV> Touch your sack, not Iraq! <KANG> I stand corrected. <LeoDV> War is heinous, thumb your anus! <LeoDV> http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/ This is where heroes go when they die <KANG> I hate you more than anything
<HamhamSoZ> Oops. ITV aren't going to like that. <Bashman> What? <HamhamSoZ> Looks like the US army took out an ITV news crew. <Bashman> O_O <HamhamSoZ> Maybe that'll mean more interesting television instead of the same crappy news over and over ^^
<SUMO> Yeah, your girlfriend is a slut. <Marlon_Strike> no she's not. <TIKKI-MAN_FAEZZ> sounds like it:P <Marlon_Strike> She simply has an odd sense of humor. * cloud|I-Saviour looks at Eld and nods * SUMO nods at Cloud as well. <Marlon_Strike> .... <Marlon_Strike> You guys suck... <Marlon_Strike> I never insult your girlfriends... <SUMO> We never have any.
<Bashman> Hehe, did you know that if you cross "encyclopaedia" and "paedophile" you get "encylopaedophile?" <Bashman> Or "encyclopaedophilia". <HamhamSoZ> ...I see
* pig points out that vi just core dumped twice * Khatru points out that vi sucks. <pig> obviously <Nugget> it is software. ergo, it sucks. <pig> your mom is software <Khatru> ..
<MonkeyFlippers> Anyone know the capital of Croatia? <gho5t> who cares? <[steev]> MonkeyFlippers; google.com does <MonkeyFlippers> Who cares, gho5t? <gho5t> aww did i hurt your feelings? <gho5t> i'm sorry i care <gho5t> let's go look together <gho5t> i'll meet you at google
<HansBlix> hopefull kim jong Il now has quite a load of shite on his drawers <notMoo> and he has to think before he speaks <gho5t> that guys got a death wish though <gho5t> he talks more shit than a black kid in grade school
ramoth4: I can write the class and the functions for it ramoth4: and you can use the class to put them on the page CHz16: Ahh. So, you get backend, and I get frontend? ramoth4: hai, so desu CHz16: *hopes no one ever finds my last quote and interprets it suggestively* ramoth4: rotflmfao