<ascii_phil> And if you ever need something to scare children with[0], I'll describe the tenant cycle implementation. <ascii_phil> [0] Well, database-knowledgable geek children. * daveious is scared enough by the implementation of footnotes in IRC, thankyouverymuch
<Oli> i havent got my email yet. <Rossell> Oli: That the police found your gay card? <Reid> You need a CARD now? <Reid> Where do I, umm, obtain one? <Rossell> Parliament
<Raine> Loggy, you ever hear of Escape Velocity? <Loggy> I DONT KNOW THE NAME, BUT THE FACE SURE RINGS A BELL!!! BWAHAHAHAHHA!!! LOLZ LOLZ LOLZ *** Loggy has been kicked off channel #mooniverse by Raine (jerk) <Raine> LMAO *** Loggy (~Loggy@12.25.86.106) has joined channel #mooniverse <Loggy> damn AT&T... *** Loggy has been kicked off channel #mooniverse by Al (You go to hell and you die!) <Raine> ROFL <Al> hehe *** Loggy (~Loggy@12.25.86.106) has joined channel #mooniverse <Loggy> better give them a call..
<Starfleet> I'm playin America's Army Online <Starfleet> My task is to provide Friendly Fire
<{R3D}Hurricane> you know your a geek when the highlight of
your vacation consisted of spying on people in the Oracle HQ
Building with binoculars from your hotel room
<corey|sleepin> bush is on tv <static> wut he sayin corey? <corey|sleepin> 'all yer oil are belong to us'
<Luigi30> someone ping flood 127.0.0.1 <Luigi30> he keeps trying to hack me <Luigi30> nm <Floach> This, folks, is why Mario always gets the Princess.
<aberration> I hear they opened a wal-mart in china.... i can imagine the people who shop there... "Hey I just made that yesterday !"
<Samah> hmm the one bad thing about seeing cute chicks - it gets me depressed.... T_T <@toe2toe> /j #suicide
[03:25:01] <@holden> damnit i shit myself [04:04:39] <@holden> god that took forever to clean up [04:05:08] <@holden> seriously.. shitting yourself at 4 am is gay [04:05:20] <@holden> i was sitting here minding my own business [04:05:24] <@holden> and blam! [04:05:28] <@holden> all this shit comes out.. [04:05:31] <@holden> i was like.. WTF [04:05:49] <@holden> and its all liquidy and running around my junk [04:06:01] <@holden> and i'm sitting here like.. well fuck [04:06:34] <@holden> so i get up.. and its all running down my leg.. so i hobble off to the bathroom, so as not to disjar it anymore [04:06:40] <@holden> jakdflakjsdf [04:06:52] <@holden> i can only pray this doesnt happen to someone else [04:07:54] <@holden> i think it was the pizza i ate last night D:
<Nexus330> we got this phrase back south <Nexus330> "Old enough to pee, is old enough for me" <morbid> well that explains alot
<Lo-Rez> having sex lowers your immune system <coalesce> i must be immune to everything then
* jesuschrist (she-christ@144.138.49.12307) has joined #tool <@`2L> *** jesuschrist is back (has been gone for 2003 years 3 months, 28 days)
<Tagrineth> You shouldn't hit a girl ;P <[justin]> i dont consider you a girl <[justin]> i consider you one of the gays <[justin]> er <[justin]> i mean one of the guys
(dariball_) n8 all (jason-) i think it means night. (jason-) but i'm not leet enough like that. (Xentac) hehehe (Xentac) but night ends in ite... and 8 ends in ate... (Xentac) so he's saying nate (jason-) i can understand like "i 8 your chicken because it looked at my prost8." (jason-) that makes more sense (jason-) well kinda.
* @Death-Blade wishes hotmail would be smart enough to block any email addresses with painfully obviously invalid domain names <@Death-Blade> assadfds@ajkdjsas.ase most certainly qualifies as such <Sinclair-> oh shit i know that guy!
<kingmob> i thought i caught an obscure reference in the last buffy <kingmob> so i emailed one of the writers and asked him about it <kingmob> he just responded and told me i was right <kingmob> i transcend mere dorkiness at this point.
<Slinky3> i made bricks today! <Slinky3> with my own home-ground flour! <Apollo> I made some too, but I flushed them when I was finished
<EnoC> sex should be like a honda slow obsene and loud enough for the neighbors to hear
<H|TM4N> \msg NickOP@austnet.org id rd9alpz% <H|TM4N> lol <zAim|trance> lemme try sumthing * Quits: H|TM4N (Justin@vw1121.netspace.net.au) (Killed (NickOP (Kill requested by zAim|trance)))
<Wraith> What IP addressing scheme should we use for the new lab? <Rance> 10.10.220 plus the number...
*** Joins: soundsold (~heldar@host61.wentworth.w.subnet.rcn.com) <zaps> that is wierd <zaps> my last name is in that host. <timmo> WOW <timmo> WHAT A COINCIDENCE <orion> is your last name 61.w?
<magpie> i bet you just hit a deer with your vehicle <magpie> and call it "hunting" <JustNoodle> I drive a saturn, I'd have more of a chance of my car exploding then killing a deer when I hit one
<CmdrRat|Sick> http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/ 0,,30100-12276106,00.html <CmdrRat|Sick> MARINE shot in the head 4 times, helmet saves him <Toan> wow <Toan> He should play CS
<WHEELJACK> it's against my religion to drink <bf> what religion is that <WHEELJACK> poverty
<courtney> GOD! I hate periods! <ken> yea ending sentences is sooooooo over rated
<veruca_girl> wtf? <veruca_girl> you people make less sense than a david lynch film
<Ekstelis> How long did the installation take? 1300+ Hours of labor involved in restoration and install <Ekstelis> How much fiberglass and resin was used? 42 gallons of fiberglass and resin. <TK`Devour> it takes me 42 gallons of fiberglass & resin to put my bong back together after i use it too much
<TwiZTid_CoZa> i told me mum to goto goatse <TwiZTid_CoZa> she banned me off the net for a week
* Robzy tries to remember wher goatse ASCII is... * Robzy wonders why the *ENTIRE* geek community is obsessed with goatse <Tripwire> Robzy: it's tradition <Robzy> Has anyone ever spared a thought for the photographer of goatse?!
* FarmerJoe is the resident pro-war/anti-canada guy <soopadeop> <--- canadian <FarmerJoe> aww, sorry...I hate you :P
Sugarhigh0307: i spent 9 months of my life tryin 2 get out of a pussy and the rest of it tryin 2 get back in Sugarhigh0307: thats what this kid just said to me
<idiot> My penis is like a pringles can :D <DrunkenMaster> the short stack ones <Bizznatch> LMAO <Bizznatch> 0WN3D <xanax`> hehe <idiot> bah
<a_passerby> and although she has never given me written consent to check her legs, i most certainly have <flatface> lol <Saotome_Ranma> testosterone alert <Saotome_Ranma> woo woo <Saotome_Ranma> passerb is becoming horny :o <a_passerby> testosterone makes the world go round <a_passerby> estrogen makes the world mad and unfriendly <Everdraed> Says the person who just went through twenty plus pages of Winnie the Pooh hentai <Saotome_Ranma> IT WASN'T ALL WINNIE I SWEAR
* Robzy spins round in his chair * Robzy falls off... * Robzy hurts his head <Robzy> ouch. * Robzy obviously needs sleep... <Robzy> Neways....
<abcbooze> a patriot missle shot down a british aircraft <i8> Damn British pilots flying into our missiles...
<astynax> i'm gonna install icq and look for some hoez <deformated> hoez dont even know what irc is <deformated> only in other countries do females use it <astynax> ICQ, not IRC <deformated> ahh it might help if i read things <astynax> i heard it helps
<supervillain> i just masterbaited so hard my papercut reopened and then I got semen in my papercut. <[SA]thatdog> i just masturbaited so hard there is semen all over my roommate <[sa]hack_the> I just masturbated so hard there is semen all over my living room <[SA]CrazyAchmed> I just masturbated so hard there is semen all over YOUR living room <[sa]evensevenone> i just masterbated so hard my cock fell off <[sa]mrpeabody0> i just masturbated so hard my guitar exploded. <[SA]thatdog> i just masturbaited so hard mrpeabody's cock fell off <[SA]StupidWhore> i just masturbated <[sa]evensevenone> stupid: you're behind the curve there tiger
(while watching live firefight in port city of Umm Qasr on TV) <eva> omg <eva> fucking campers
shoeman: ohhhh Kate Hudson.... shoeman: 0hhhhhh EvilBanana: eew, bag o' bones shoeman: oh shush shoeman: lol EvilBanana: she is! shoeman: blah blah blah EvilBanana: I have zits bigger than her boobs shoeman: lol shoeman: and since when are big boobs a big deal? shoeman: :-P EvilBanana: neva..but she absolutely lacks in the mammary department EvilBanana: I'm not even sure she's a mammal shoeman: lol
* @mootlif3 * [Marilyn Manson - This Is The New Shit] [3205] [4:18/5.91MB/192Kbit] <khaos> hm <khaos> new manson? <@mootlif3> yeh <%jdp> LOL dumbass <%jdp> you couldnt notice that from the song title? <@mootlif3> lol <khaos> fu lemar
<-(@Bloodshed)-> God my nuts stink <-(@Bloodshed)-> *What The Fuck* <-(@SleazyC)-> lmao.. <-(@SleazyC)-> you smell your nuts <-(@Bloodshed)-> Well, I don't want to walk around with stink-nuts and not know it
<keisersoz> bush is a chimp who looks vaguely human <laceyfloss> like michael jackson?
<Ronald_MacK> You kids are stupider than stupid. <Ronald_MacK> You're like... the anti-smart. <Ronald_MacK> Come to this realm to destroy all that is intelligent and reasonable.
<b1u3> my sister, whos studing to be a chef, was at one of those miracle blade conventions...she said chef tony cut like five perefect slices off of a roast and had an orgasm <p1rpl3> lol "oh...oh yeah...is that camera still on? ill be right back friends...oh"
<goat^2> man, i just queefed <goat^2> and htats weird, because i dont have a vagina <paintray|PissedAtEverything> your penis farted? <goat^2> yeah <paintray|PissedAtEverything> thats....gross <goat^2> stinked pretty bad <paintray|PissedAtEverything> you sure it just isn't rancid pus from a veneral disease you have? <goat^2> normally the past tense of stink is stunk, but when a male queef, grammar rules go to hell <goat^2> no man, it wasnt anything physical, just my eurethra made that farting motion <goat^2> and there was a rancid smell
<Alvaro> I'd tap you anytime Treen <Treen|Dead> the dead are beyond blame... <Treen|Dead> ... <Alvaro> ... <Treen|Dead> *uncomfortable moment* <Alvaro> *awkward silence* <Treen|Dead> SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY. <Psychorider> does that make Alvaro a necrophiliac? <Alvaro> So ummm, how about em Knicks? <Zippo> Something.
<berger> i suggested to mojo, we go on a double date with eachothers sisters <berger> he said no <Zardoz> how old is his sister? <berger> well <berger> hmm <berger> i suppose thats why he said no.
* Avie|work tabs back in * <Avie|work> what are you _talking_ about? <ithil> I started with 22 as the lowest possible base, got 210, added 9, noticed 219 was a factor of 3 (216 + 3), and realized it was going to stay that way. :P <Xrtsys> Wait. The three rule breaks down in non-/10 bases. <DND> virgin girls are cool * PxM watches Avie tab back out <Avie|work> some people are talking about virgins, some people are talking about math, someone said something about God, and _I_ thought you were still talking about typology.
<zeemu_> how's that US army members form? he fucken grenaded 3 of his own tents <BenZor> he teamkilled. bastard.