<soul|FL> the whole time i am having a boner over the voice of some over weight 30+ yr old fat chic
<IgnusDei> it's been too long since i've had meat entering my mouth <IgnusDei> yum
<beej> who cares if it's a monster, it's the biggest cock I ever had! <@soul|FL> ...
<soul|FL> say hypothetically yesterday i bought a life size buffy blow up doll and had sex with it
frostedbeagels: now here's the thing onkeybutt87: where's the thing? frostedbeagels: here onkeybutt87: oh yeah
«@ MisoStupid» <mp3> !MisoStupid 05 - Justin Timberlake - Justified - Cry Me A River.mp3 <8.86mb> <4m 50s> <256kbps> «@ MisoStupid» WHAT THE FUCKING HELL «@ MisoStupid» MY SISTER NEEDS TO NOT USE THIS COMPUTER
* Kalaco is listening to 風ã?®ã ã? ã?«(㠩㠤㠴㠻㠴㠡㠼㠸㠧㠳) by å°?ç °å æ£. <Feodore> That's an awesome song. <Kalaco> o.o <Kalaco> you can see?
*** Quits: Kevin (~none@Outsiderz-1ED5F5FA.wi.rr.com) (Quit: « Ë×Çü®§îöñ » Info-[v9.4.22]- Released-[August 19, 2002]- Channel-[#Excursion on Dal.Net]-) <Hemingray> .. <Hemingray> jerking off again? *** Joins: Kevin (~none@Outsiderz-1ED5F5FA.wi.rr.com) *** Qwerty sets mode: +o Kevin <Qwerty> (Kevin) has been auto-opped. -Prømethèus- <SuperH> (WB) Kevin - <@Kevin> GOD MY PENIS IS SMALL (IRC²) <Kevin> power button to penis thing happened again
<Kevin> dont you hate when yer penis hits the power button when yer jerking off?
- Elim is now known as Elim-playing-with-penis (@Elim-playing-with-penis) weeeeeeeee - who is now known as penis (penis) yay (penis) ! ! penis plays with elim (@Elim-playing-with-penis) yea you like that penis...weeee
[+LoGo] fuck powerpoint [+LoGo] fuck the wright brothers [@mick_jager] you dont present for awhile.. [@Elim] if it was possible i would fuck powerpoint
[Moe] Girl you know I like it when you climb on top [Moe] Love muscles feel tighter than a headlock [Moe] And you know I love the way you make the bed rock [Moe] Take me to extasy without taking Extasy [sp00n] You're a horrible rapper [+LoGo] and person
<@Beebop> You know you're really addicted to CS when you stop masturbate cuz you think your neighbor has a wallhack
[ @Billy ] elim you type while away [ Elim-away ] yea, im in my bathroom taking a shit [ Elim-away ] i have a lil midget tell me what your saying, and ill tell him what to type
[ Elim-away ] i wish i had money...they say it cant buy happiness, but fuck them, ima prove em wrong [ Elim-away ] i wanna buy like designer clothes, and jiz on em...stain em and shit...wooo...i have wierd goals in life [ phrozenfire ] its true, money cant buy happiness. but it's not happiness i want, it's money [ Elim-away ] yea! [ phrozenfire ] if i wanted happiness i would have killed myself already :D
[ Melo-D ] If ur a girl you get to be a bitch once a month [ @Che ] Just once? [ @Alison119 ] hmm like we really want that :P [ @Che ] I think almost all the girls I've met are bitchy all the time =p
[ Moe ] we may be at war within the next 48 hours [ Moe ] theres a meeting tomorrow [ Elim ] wooo...i may masturbate twice in the next 3 hours
(Penguin) my cat died from the school bus... (Penguin) plowed the mother fucker right down
(Billy) i met a porno star (@dura) so DID I! (PyRoWaRrIoR) I am a porno star (PyRoWaRrIoR) I didn't get paid though (PyRoWaRrIoR) and there was no cameras =/ (PyRoWaRrIoR) it was just me, a sheep, and this guy named fred who SAID he knew my dad and my dad said it was ok (PyRoWaRrIoR) but I didn't believe him (PyRoWaRrIoR) and my ass still hurts (PyRoWaRrIoR) and the worst part is (PyRoWaRrIoR) he never called or wrote :(
(Elim) bah had to do finals today....finals there like sex, i get done to quick, and i sit there quiet for an hour thinking about what i did wrong...
<@Gavin> if it were "lough out lough" <@Gavin> wtf <@Gavin> lough <@Gavin> laugh <@Gavin> how the hell do you spell that <|DaRNCaT|> loud? <JustM3> hehe, new word, lough, its laugh and out compiled into one. <@Gavin> damn <@Gavin> i smoke too much pot :/
<|mac|> Had a job in Govt, my mind misfired, I got fired, Maryland says if you get fired from state service cant come back for 3 years <SideShow_Mike> mac did you chainsaw kill someone at work? I thought it was damn near impossible to get fired form those jobs. <|mac|> no sideshowmike I had a nervous breakdown and shit on my supervisors desk <clay45> whoa
<ecco> when I die I want to be buried in a wetsuit <ecco> with a snorkel and mask and stuff <ecco> I just think it'd be funny <ecco> nobody would know how to react
<NES> In about 1-3 grades we used to have long peeing competitions <NES> To see who could continue peeing while taking steps back from the urinal <NES> Those bathrooms were a damn mess, hahe <Kufat> NES I would like to remind you that your GIRLFRIEND is in this CHANNEL at this time. <NES> shit, you're right
<NES> after 9-11 I was expecting Oasis to release a statement like "While we regret Blink-182's direct terrorist involvement in the incident, we plan to hunt them down like the muslim dogs they are"
<oz0n3> ;p --> August8th (party_on_g@someip.com) has joined #thisChan <-- August8th has quit (QUIT: ) <Hacky> well. that was productive <oz0n3> we know there's a party on aug 8 <Twilight> lmao <oz0n3> just not where
<Gage> And then my teacher asked me, "Do you think it's alright for people to wear Confederate flags to school and scream racial epithets?" and I said "Yes, because then it'll be easier for us to know who to beat the shit out of." <Gage> I thought that was funny <Gage> And she didn't do anything about me saying "shit" either because we were discussing free speech and its role in school, it would've been too ironic for her to send me to the office
<overandoutcaptn> get em out <maxim|away> yeah kate <maxim|away> if your mum can <maxim|away> SO CAN YOU! <maxim|away> (= <overandoutcaptn> yeah get some mother daughter porn action going <overandoutcaptn> that'll fetch big bucks <Bang`Bang> hahaha, yeah, it does <Bang`Bang> i mean.. it will... <Bang`Bang> :
<TheGreyOne> I say you dyke it out <TheGreyOne> I mean duke <TheGreyOne> oh shit
<TheCardboardTubeSamurai> lmfao i found another phone number for a dude named Dick Ftizwell <@RxR|Skitzo> lolol <@RxR|Skitzo> you need life...badly <TheCardboardTubeSamurai> thank you captain obvious <TheCardboardTubeSamurai> what would i ever do without you my trusted sidekick <@RxR|Skitzo> haha * RxR|Skitzo is now known as Captain`Obvious <@Captain`Obvious> side kick? <@Captain`Obvious> youre my side kick bitch <@Captain`Obvious> i am 2nd to no one <TheCardboardTubeSamurai> yes, yes you think so, but u see... i have the tube. the all mighty cardboard tube. you do not. your my side kick. deal with it. <TheCardboardTubeSamurai> now that that is settled, let us go save farm animals from being stolen by bandits! <@Captain`Obvious> haha <@Captain`Obvious> nah, lets save matts neighbors from having more guns stolen from them...by him <TheCardboardTubeSamurai> very well then! hurry! to the mistery machiene! <@Captain`Obvious> its Mystery Machine <TheCardboardTubeSamurai> thank you once again captain obvious <@RxR|SkaAntiFlag> ya i steal guns <@RxR|SkaAntiFlag> so what?? <@RxR|SkaAntiFlag> i also stole your 12 year old sister virginity <@Captain`Obvious> i steal everything else lol <TheCardboardTubeSamurai> once again, you save the day captain obvious! without your obviousness the world would suck.
<Robbie0> Yoshi: Why can't i ride you on Mario 64 <Yoshi> Okay... <Yoshi> First off <Yoshi> I ain't like that <Robbie0> sorry
<Tempis> go pick up some chick <Godfather> ¤¤ mp3: [06 - Meat.mp3] ¤¤ [4:03min - 128kbps - 44.1khz] ¤¤ <dithi> i'm trying! <dithi> it's not that easy, they're stupid but they aren't gullible <Godfather> true <Tempis> they arent as gullible as they used to be <Godfather> but they're still stupid <dithi> indeed
<Barubary> dark: ff4 is harder for 2 reasons - 1. it's just harder 2. I can't read a damn thing
<d_e> MarcusYu: why are you learning Japanese? <MarcusYu> Seriously, to watch anime and play video games <d_e> I bet it's a retarded reason, like for RPGs and anime <d_e> oh my god <d_e> are you serious?
* [-SeaN-] has joined #@home <[-SeaN-]> wat up mang0s <MrWhippy> shutup assface <[-SeaN-]> :( * [-SeaN-] has left #@home
[During an online Scrabble game] <Grimp> I'd have to see your rack to actually play them :P <Grimp> uh no sexual meaning intended :p
<EvilDygel> There's not much else I want to do with this until Adam rebuilds the Domino server. <Foobar> did he knock it over?
<LT1-Twitch> Wait wait, one minute, I wanna see this. You can hold on to me and rape me all you want just let me see this!
<Paxx> What's? <Paxx> Up? <x-wing-> nufing <StealthStalker[G]> thats homo for "buttsex" <StealthStalker[G]> beelze told me <x-wing-> k <Paxx> Beelze is all about the buttsex. <StealthStalker[G]> and 80's music <StealthStalker[G]> don't forget that. Beelze = 80's music & buttsex <StealthStalker[G]> with big hair and tight leather pants, so Wolf says <Paxx> 80's music sucks. <Paxx> Buttsex on the other hand.
* Alpaca is listening to : Celine Dion - Where Does My Heart Beat Now.mp3 <Alpaca> NOOOOOOOOOO <Alpaca> STUPID SCRIPT
<Foobar> hah the FBI is probably monitoring us <Foobar> BOMB BUILDINGS PLANES BOMBS HIJACK HIJACK BOMBS OSAMA BIN LADEN TERRORIST *** Foobar has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
* Giga is now known as Giga|AFK <Giga|AFK> I think zucchini gives me gas. <xhg> Giga|AFK maybe you shouldn't eat <Giga|AFK> But I love farting and pissing my sister off. It gets her off the computer. <Giga|AFK> Did I mention zucchini was my favorite food?
<kryonik> IM PRO WAR AND PRO CHOICE <kryonik> EAT ME YOU TREE HUGGING HIPPIE BASTARDS <kryonik> oh wait <kryonik> THEY CANT BECAUSE THEYRE ALL VEGETARIANS