(Billy) i met a porno star (@dura) so DID I! (PyRoWaRrIoR) I am a porno star (PyRoWaRrIoR) I didn't get paid though (PyRoWaRrIoR) and there was no cameras =/ (PyRoWaRrIoR) it was just me, a sheep, and this guy named fred who SAID he knew my dad and my dad said it was ok (PyRoWaRrIoR) but I didn't believe him (PyRoWaRrIoR) and my ass still hurts (PyRoWaRrIoR) and the worst part is (PyRoWaRrIoR) he never called or wrote :(
(Elim) bah had to do finals today....finals there like sex, i get done to quick, and i sit there quiet for an hour thinking about what i did wrong...
<@Gavin> if it were "lough out lough" <@Gavin> wtf <@Gavin> lough <@Gavin> laugh <@Gavin> how the hell do you spell that <|DaRNCaT|> loud? <JustM3> hehe, new word, lough, its laugh and out compiled into one. <@Gavin> damn <@Gavin> i smoke too much pot :/
<|mac|> Had a job in Govt, my mind misfired, I got fired, Maryland says if you get fired from state service cant come back for 3 years <SideShow_Mike> mac did you chainsaw kill someone at work? I thought it was damn near impossible to get fired form those jobs. <|mac|> no sideshowmike I had a nervous breakdown and shit on my supervisors desk <clay45> whoa
<ecco> when I die I want to be buried in a wetsuit <ecco> with a snorkel and mask and stuff <ecco> I just think it'd be funny <ecco> nobody would know how to react
<NES> In about 1-3 grades we used to have long peeing competitions <NES> To see who could continue peeing while taking steps back from the urinal <NES> Those bathrooms were a damn mess, hahe <Kufat> NES I would like to remind you that your GIRLFRIEND is in this CHANNEL at this time. <NES> shit, you're right
<NES> after 9-11 I was expecting Oasis to release a statement like "While we regret Blink-182's direct terrorist involvement in the incident, we plan to hunt them down like the muslim dogs they are"
<oz0n3> ;p --> August8th (party_on_g@someip.com) has joined #thisChan <-- August8th has quit (QUIT: ) <Hacky> well. that was productive <oz0n3> we know there's a party on aug 8 <Twilight> lmao <oz0n3> just not where
<Gage> And then my teacher asked me, "Do you think it's alright for people to wear Confederate flags to school and scream racial epithets?" and I said "Yes, because then it'll be easier for us to know who to beat the shit out of." <Gage> I thought that was funny <Gage> And she didn't do anything about me saying "shit" either because we were discussing free speech and its role in school, it would've been too ironic for her to send me to the office
<overandoutcaptn> get em out <maxim|away> yeah kate <maxim|away> if your mum can <maxim|away> SO CAN YOU! <maxim|away> (= <overandoutcaptn> yeah get some mother daughter porn action going <overandoutcaptn> that'll fetch big bucks <Bang`Bang> hahaha, yeah, it does <Bang`Bang> i mean.. it will... <Bang`Bang> :
<TheGreyOne> I say you dyke it out <TheGreyOne> I mean duke <TheGreyOne> oh shit
<TheCardboardTubeSamurai> lmfao i found another phone number for a dude named Dick Ftizwell <@RxR|Skitzo> lolol <@RxR|Skitzo> you need life...badly <TheCardboardTubeSamurai> thank you captain obvious <TheCardboardTubeSamurai> what would i ever do without you my trusted sidekick <@RxR|Skitzo> haha * RxR|Skitzo is now known as Captain`Obvious <@Captain`Obvious> side kick? <@Captain`Obvious> youre my side kick bitch <@Captain`Obvious> i am 2nd to no one <TheCardboardTubeSamurai> yes, yes you think so, but u see... i have the tube. the all mighty cardboard tube. you do not. your my side kick. deal with it. <TheCardboardTubeSamurai> now that that is settled, let us go save farm animals from being stolen by bandits! <@Captain`Obvious> haha <@Captain`Obvious> nah, lets save matts neighbors from having more guns stolen from them...by him <TheCardboardTubeSamurai> very well then! hurry! to the mistery machiene! <@Captain`Obvious> its Mystery Machine <TheCardboardTubeSamurai> thank you once again captain obvious <@RxR|SkaAntiFlag> ya i steal guns <@RxR|SkaAntiFlag> so what?? <@RxR|SkaAntiFlag> i also stole your 12 year old sister virginity <@Captain`Obvious> i steal everything else lol <TheCardboardTubeSamurai> once again, you save the day captain obvious! without your obviousness the world would suck.
<Robbie0> Yoshi: Why can't i ride you on Mario 64 <Yoshi> Okay... <Yoshi> First off <Yoshi> I ain't like that <Robbie0> sorry
<Tempis> go pick up some chick <Godfather> ¤¤ mp3: [06 - Meat.mp3] ¤¤ [4:03min - 128kbps - 44.1khz] ¤¤ <dithi> i'm trying! <dithi> it's not that easy, they're stupid but they aren't gullible <Godfather> true <Tempis> they arent as gullible as they used to be <Godfather> but they're still stupid <dithi> indeed
<Barubary> dark: ff4 is harder for 2 reasons - 1. it's just harder 2. I can't read a damn thing
<d_e> MarcusYu: why are you learning Japanese? <MarcusYu> Seriously, to watch anime and play video games <d_e> I bet it's a retarded reason, like for RPGs and anime <d_e> oh my god <d_e> are you serious?
* [-SeaN-] has joined #@home <[-SeaN-]> wat up mang0s <MrWhippy> shutup assface <[-SeaN-]> :( * [-SeaN-] has left #@home
[During an online Scrabble game] <Grimp> I'd have to see your rack to actually play them :P <Grimp> uh no sexual meaning intended :p
<EvilDygel> There's not much else I want to do with this until Adam rebuilds the Domino server. <Foobar> did he knock it over?
<LT1-Twitch> Wait wait, one minute, I wanna see this. You can hold on to me and rape me all you want just let me see this!
<Paxx> What's? <Paxx> Up? <x-wing-> nufing <StealthStalker[G]> thats homo for "buttsex" <StealthStalker[G]> beelze told me <x-wing-> k <Paxx> Beelze is all about the buttsex. <StealthStalker[G]> and 80's music <StealthStalker[G]> don't forget that. Beelze = 80's music & buttsex <StealthStalker[G]> with big hair and tight leather pants, so Wolf says <Paxx> 80's music sucks. <Paxx> Buttsex on the other hand.
* Alpaca is listening to : Celine Dion - Where Does My Heart Beat Now.mp3 <Alpaca> NOOOOOOOOOO <Alpaca> STUPID SCRIPT
<Foobar> hah the FBI is probably monitoring us <Foobar> BOMB BUILDINGS PLANES BOMBS HIJACK HIJACK BOMBS OSAMA BIN LADEN TERRORIST *** Foobar has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
* Giga is now known as Giga|AFK <Giga|AFK> I think zucchini gives me gas. <xhg> Giga|AFK maybe you shouldn't eat <Giga|AFK> But I love farting and pissing my sister off. It gets her off the computer. <Giga|AFK> Did I mention zucchini was my favorite food?
<kryonik> IM PRO WAR AND PRO CHOICE <kryonik> EAT ME YOU TREE HUGGING HIPPIE BASTARDS <kryonik> oh wait <kryonik> THEY CANT BECAUSE THEYRE ALL VEGETARIANS
(IllusionS) i eat bacon (zErO-M|M) i eat sausage (IllusionS) racist (zErO-M|M) i know
james: wouldnt it be cool to live in a giant oval room james: when ppl come over, u can be like, sit in the corner plz, and they'll get confused
<InvisableMan> bra! <s0berer> shit, is my bra showing? <dz[tetrinet]> O.o <chris> lol * s0berer realizes there's no need for a bra, yet alone the lack of wearing one.... <Rocker> i wear a bro <Rocker> :P <Rocker> (only people who used to watch seinfeld would get that) <dz[tetrinet]> you wear a black guy? <dz[tetrinet]> O.o
* @RxR|SkaAntiFlag slaps TheCardboardTubeSamurai around a bit with a large trout <TheCardboardTubeSamurai> your fish smells like pussy
<Mamoru> ok, i just finished Jurassic Park for snes <Mamoru> i left my system on for 3 days straight, because it has no in-game save <Mamoru> and i finish it <Mamoru> and it says <Mamoru> YOU HAVE ESCAPED FROM JURASSIC PARK! CONGRATULATIONS <Mamoru> aaaargh
<ecco> a commercial for the fonz toaster would rock <ecco> they'd show him in a toaster <ecco> and he'd be like EEEEEEEYYYYY <ecco> and then they'd turn it on <ecco> and the coils would heat up <ecco> and he'd be like EEEYYAAAAARRRRRGHHhhhhhhh and his flesh would burn off
<@RxR|Skitzo> !access MyAssHard * @Anjali accesses skitzo's hard ass <@Anjali> its to hard <@RxR|Skitzo> hahaha <@Anjali> i cant access it <@Anjali> i cant get thru <@Anjali> damn * TheCardboardTubeSamurai takes pics of the action <@RxR|Skitzo> lol <@Anjali> lol <@RxR|Skitzo> try harder!! <@RxR|Skitzo> it shouldnt be that hard...but you should * @Anjali fists Skitzo <@Anjali> STILL NOT PENETRATING <@Anjali> SOMEONE HELP ME <@RxR|Skitzo> hahaha * @Anjali pushes harder <@Anjali> i feel something smushy pushing against my fist <@Anjali> ewwwww * TheCardboardTubeSamurai records action on camcorder <TheCardboardTubeSamurai> omg irc gone wild <TheCardboardTubeSamurai> whoo! <TheCardboardTubeSamurai> who wants beads <@RxR|Skitzo> lolololol <@RxR|Skitzo> haha
<Chu-Chu-Rocket> dole's making it really hard for me to keep my IRC window open when my mom walks by <Foobar> just /clear <Chu-Chu-Rocket> yeah, but that looks suspicious <dole> dude <dole> she just cut off the second rapist's dick <dole> and left him to bleed in the bathtub <dole> and he bled to death * Chu-Chu-Rocket clears.
<Huan> wtf <Huan> some guy stuck a condom over his head and is blowing on it <pleasant_> haha <pleasant_> what a dick head
<Vexx> laptops needs a new name <Vexx> 'cause if you keep them on your lap, it burns your crotch. <+winterlike> sounds like a girl i once knew
<Grimp> uh <Grimp> I think my cd-rom eject si broke <G_Reaper> Stop putting your drink on it *** Skky joined the party line. <Grimp> dammit <Grimp> my cd-rom drive is dead <Skky> that's what happens when you use it as a cup holder
Some cool info: Tibeten monks, after twenty years or so of practise in the Himalaya, control their brain stem - they can control their heart beat, blood pressure etc. After thirty years they can connect to the internet purely by meditation, setting TCP stacks in their neurons and stuff. Right now I am chatting with a monk who is sitting naked in an ice storm on his towel, his only possesion. He's using ipv6.
<Cleve> my history teacher looks just like drew carey. and just like the real drew carey, he always makes jokes that noone laughs at
<RSquared> You know, now that I think of it, God did directly influence my desire to draw...I used to doodle on the handouts for church all the time...
<E|S-Darch> It's disturbing how many people in here know what the word bukkake means... <Hoffmann> whats a "bukkake"? <E|S-Darch> its when like 15 guys decide to blow a load on a girl's face <Hoffmann> hrmm let me guess, u exprimented with it on your little brother? <E|S-Darch> wtf <E|S-Darch> i fucking hate you <Hoffmann> no dude see thats funnie <Hoffmann> ur suppose to say lol..its not like its true <Hoffmann> ...or is it?
<@A-Patriot-Missile> im gonna blow you.... up * marley is now known as A-Scud-Missile <+A-Scud-Missile> no * A-Scud-Missile was kicked by A-Patriot-Missile (DESTROYED!!!)
<sarcasmo> i hate it when i cant kick ppl <sarcasmo> im twice as fast as other ops on #af <sarcasmo> cos i i have twice as less life than they do <sarcasmo> and therefor im in there twice as often and long <sarcasmo> i like how i type sentances that build up to a pyramid <sarcasmo> and then after a while they go back slowly <ValHeru> rofl <sarcasmo> just as they are doing now i guess <sarcasmo> but u kinda interrupted! <sarcasmo> which wasnt nice <sarcasmo> -.-
<KANG> darkdude? <darkdude> yeah? <Tobias> Whatever the fuck you want to be called. <Tobias> He's a newbie. <KANG> since when did we start letting black people in here? <Tobias> Dunno. <darkdude> dude im not black <darkdude> :P <KANG> sure you aren't blacky <Tobias> You seem like it. <darkdude> lol <Tobias> Mr. dark dude <darkdude> just thought the name was OK <KANG> I mean, the only description we have to go is "dude", meaning you lack vagina, and "dark", obviously referring to your skin color <Tobias> Aye. <Tobias> What the dying mullet said. <darkdude> dark means happy <darkdude> here <darkdude> lol <Tobias> In what? <Tobias> Niggatown?
Crackuh83: i drank half a bottle of vodka. babibuterfli: r u ok? Crackuh83: yeah i'm fine. babibuterfli: thats no good Crackuh83: i was fine. Crackuh83: didn't piss blood or anything Crackuh83: didn't really get a hangover. babibuterfli: still shouldn't drink that much Crackuh83: it gives your liver super powers babibuterfli: no it doesn't