<handwash> <Darkroot> Pigsbig78: omg, you bitch! mv
possessions outside; chown %n car; chmod 600 car; echo 'int
main(void) { printf("x25sn", "haha, you bitch!!n"); }' >
meep.c; gcc meep.c -o meep; ./meep
<handwash> guy
<handwash> translate?
<gunkaaa> handwash: it's complicated
<gunkaaa> handwash: he moves his stuff outside, changes the
ownership of his car to himself and sets it so that only he
can read/write to it, writes a c program which echos "haha you
bitch" called meep, compiles it, runs it.
<handwash> er
<JtotheB> Now, I think I will go take the biggest dump that I ever have. <JtotheB> It's gonna be a screamer. <Not_Nathan> Take pics <Not_Nathan> www.ratemypoo.com *later* <JtotheB> Okay, I did. <JtotheB> It's bloody, squirming, and calling my name. What should I do? <JtotheB> Tell it I just want to be friends?
(@burk-food) http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term= Sicarius123 (@Sicarius123) burk-food (@Sicarius123) you cunt (@burk-food) rofl (@Sicarius123) how the fuck does my nick sound like a sesame street character? (@burk-food) I think it does. (MicrophoneJoe) ABC (nich|shower) haha (MicrophoneJoe) SICARIOUS! (MicrophoneJoe) 123 (nich|shower) you'd think he'd be worried about the scat allegation (MicrophoneJoe) SICARIUS! (nich|shower) but nooooo
<Sock_Monkee> this "ska" band starts playing..................... <Sock_Monkee> like, they had guitar,bass,drums,tbone,trumpet,altosax,singer <Sock_Monkee> and the singer looked like avril labalifn; lawenflw;afinge <mog> girl? <ocean> lavigne, i think. <Wintermute> "labalifn;lawenflw;afinge"? <Wintermute> must be polish
-=HFS=-Mr. X: where is everyone from??? Mega Pervert Man: Stupidville. Numba1Gunna: canada Mega Pervert Man: Eh, same thing.
Mmytacism: you know what's fucking pointless? Mmytacism: a broken pencil C Spatula: oooh, good point C Spatula: or lack thereof
<Pyros> a little girl sees her mum standing in the shower, she points at her boobies and asks "what's that mum" to which her mum replied "these are breasts", then the girl asks "when will i get those", to which her mum replied "when you're older. Later she sees her dad in the shower, she points to his penis and asks "what's that daddy?" to which he replies "it's a penis". She asks "when will i get one of those", the reply is "when your mother leaves for work".
Maxx`: typing "/list" you are flooding this irc server! - [quit] Rob_acid (Max SendQ exceeded) - [quit] milashka^ (Max SendQ exceeded) - [quit] Alinka (Max SendQ exceeded) - [quit] Marakabez (Max SendQ exceeded) SkiF: LOL
<Arkrite> Are you just going to rip off every TV show for the rest of the night? I mean, because I do have other things to do. <Sinclair-> masterbation does not count as something to do :P * @Death-Blade notes the amount of masterbation comments has grown 10x since everyone started on bash.org <Sinclair-> i know <Sinclair-> i dont even wank, and it's like all you see anymore on bash <@Death-Blade> arky: go there <Sinclair-> ah man <Sinclair-> i just opened up my ass crack for an ass raping didnt i? <@Death-Blade> you the goatse.cx guy? <Sinclair-> ewww! <Sinclair-> i went there wondering wtf they were talking about <Sinclair-> FUCK <@Death-Blade> lol <Arkrite> Okay, that's just destrubing beyond all belief. <Sinclair-> that and i went to google to learn what bukkake <Sinclair-> is <@Death-Blade> lol <Sinclair-> not <Sinclair-> cool <@Death-Blade> <wombat> Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser <Yodakirata> lol <Sinclair-> SHUT UP! <Sinclair-> I NEVER WANT TO SEE IMAGES IN MY HEAD LIKE THAT AGAIN!!! * Sinclair- types /clear
Fordrin: The girl to guy ratio in Austin is 5 to 1 Fordrin: I bet you're wondering, why aren't you getting laid? Fordrin: Well, my friend, it's quite simple. Fordrin: The truth of the matter is, I am. Fordrin: I walk outside, and say, "Hey sexy little whore of babylon, I've been on 3 #1 TWL teams..." Fordrin: And the college girls, in their drunken stupor say, "What?" Fordrin: And I say, "So basically, what you're getting at is, you want my nuts?" Fordrin: And they stare blankly for a moment... Fordrin: And then in their state of confusion, I take full advantage of them.
<Arkrite> Man, somebody got obsessive over trying to crack my firewall :~P * @Death-Blade wistles innocently <@Death-Blade> :P * Arkrite slides away from DB. <Arkrite> You're about as innocent as I am. Which is to say we're not ;~) <@Death-Blade> lol <Sinclair-> nah, DB's cool <Sinclair-> you're a man whore <Sinclair-> ask Spaz, he'll vouch <Arkrite> Okay, the concept of "whore" involves me giveing or getting some. <Sinclair-> yeah.. <Sinclair-> your hand doesnt count <Arkrite> Which, as everybody knows, simply dosn't happen. <Arkrite> So basically you're not even insulting me in an efficient manner. <Arkrite> Come on, try harder, you can do it ;~) <Sinclair-> ok <Sinclair-> tubby bitch
<Japhro> two lovers, making sweet love. sure one may be a tentacle monsterm and the other is a screaming, bleeding, 14 year old girl. but love prevails and finds a way.
<b1u3> know whatd rule <b1u3> if somehow, we got bush and his two daughters and suddam and his two sons in a ring, with glass shard laced gloves, like in that movie kickboxxer <b1u3> or give the bush daughters two beer bottles apiece and send them to melee the fuck out of the iraqui ground soldiers...a bush girl with a beer bottle against a skinny iraqui whos only there so his family doesnt get gassed is like bruce lee against david spade
<tbsp> u can run fdisk under windows? eewww <tbsp> that just seems wrong...like beastiality
<HamsterFuzz> damn it! <HamsterFuzz> i can't register for classes online after midnight <HamsterFuzz> now i'm screwed <Cat1013> that sux <HamsterFuzz> the internet is supposed to be convenient! it's not suppose to shut down at a certain time! there shouldn't be hours of operation! <Cat1013> "you don't have to go to your homepage, but you can't stay here..."
<Tancients> "I must rescue the bunny and feed her the daily amount of carrots!" * Tancients encounters Serajadeyn! *Screen spins and boss music starts playing* * Serajadeyn dresses his stolen bunny in harem outfits and has her lavishing in comforts in the top of the tower. . .surrounded by silks and burning braizers, a wine cooler type stand next to the pillows with cold fresh carrots <StolenBunny> XD <Tancients> O_o * Serajadeyn laughs at Tancients and hits him once doing quad 9 dmg * Tancients counters the attack with long-named sword and returns the damage twice-fold! <Tancients> Ha! * Serajadeyn sucks up the damage, cackles and grabs Tancients, tossing him from the top of the tower: scripted battle; you loose * Tancients is glad he saved up all his extra lives for this battle. Regenerate ring: God powers applied! * Tancients casts Ultima ultimate imprisonment; customization: 1 prison cell for Serajadeyn. * Serajadeyn taunts the would-be hero with a booming, evil voice; "YOU SHALL NEVAR RESCUE TEH BUNNY" (unfortunately it was the t/l's day off and some grad student filled in the script over the japanese taunts * Tancients strikes at Serajadeyn with his long-named sword. It shatters. A stagehand quickly runs a new replacement for him. <Serajadeyn> @_o; <Tancients> :P <Tancients> What can I say, the quality of props seems to be decreasing with budget cuts.
<Gwynidon> OMG! MY SISTER HAD A BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT IT <Morni> LOL <Jakeb> I swear, I didn't know she was your sister <Jakeb> >> <Jakeb> << <Jakeb> reflex.... <Jakeb> ^^;
(+Wheelman56) i got my crack refilled this morning :D::DD::D:D::D:WFLKHN(*$#H@:OFI
<Brass> Yaku: It was hacked... by aliens! <Brass> *gasp* They're invading the channel now! <Yaku> are they the dick sucking kinda aliens? <Yaku> or the brain eating ones? <Brass> Yaku: Either way, I don't think you have anything to fear.
-paradise.trutopia.net- *** Notice -- Client exiting: Derian (kelli@port-2-91-56k.morehead.zoomnet.net) [Quit: section8.trutopia.net] Closing Link: Derian[port-2-91-56k.morehead.zoomnet.net] (Quit: section8.trutopia.net) *** Disconnected *** Attempting to rejoin... *** Rejoined channel #Trutopia *** Topic is 'Welcome to Trutopia IRC || IRC Operator Assistance Channel || www.trutopia.net' *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Derian <Derian> what the.... <Derian> oh, that should have been /squit...... idiot.
<Kasugai> Oh my... I seem to have spilled vodka all over myself <joust> Kasugai's remaining brain cells must be delighted
(@Stoner-EH) this is gay (@Stoner-EH) i think it's a problem with our line over in californioa (@Stoner-EH) california (+Wheelman56) is it causing you to make typos?
<StuckMojo> o \o \o/ \o o <o <o> o> o <StuckMojo> .|. |. | / X \ | <| <|> <StuckMojo> / \ >\ /< >\ /< >\ /< >\ /<
<IceCub> Two British Helicopters have collided <Smerdyakov> Cool. Those Brits know how to have a good time.
<st1gg0r> they might roll back <DooMStalK> (12:19:03 AM): Are you making some overt comment about my former occupation? <st1gg0r> possibly <DooMStalK> Well then I'm overtly telling you to eat dick
<Derian> haha I knkow <Derian> knknow? <Derian> er <Derian> knknow? <Derian> damnit <Derian> knkow <Derian> that's incredibly hard to type on purpose..... try it <Derian> it keeps coming out knknow <Derian> instead of knknow <Derian> er <Derian> damnit!
<prof_barney> hey ryan, whats up dude? <necrophiliac> nuthin <sw33t_girl> you guys know eachother? <necrophiliac> yeah he's my sister <prof_barney> no we dont know eachother we just fuck...
<Xero_Omega>I can imagine a Micro$oft coffee mug, you buy it, and after 2 mugs of coffee, a 2-inch steel plate slides out, preventing you from drinking anymore until you register your mug.
<amrit> <quiggy> http://bash.org/?74700 <amrit> <quiggy> and, that quote proves that the world is coming to an end, very soon
* ^sensual_male^ is a sexy 20.m.melb, any mums or dads, wanna watch me make love to their young daughter? msg me now
{+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} soemtime
{+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} or get huge ass fan
{+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} :D
{@III-wiz} quiet*
{@III-wiz} wiz*
{+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} wel ima putt a courq in yer moth
{+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} :D
{@III-wiz} cork*
{@III-wiz} mouth*
{@III-wiz} pu...fuckit
{+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} put*
{+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} gedez
{@Stoner-EH} yer ferkin nutz whiz
{+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} where idd u take eglsh?
{@Stoner-EH} engish?
{@Stoner-EH} err
{@Stoner-EH} engrish
{+GhETToHooLIgAn|CM} i tink dis es besh.org materl
[Unforgiven] you needed help to share a printer, and you administer a unix box? [doot] windows is tough
<Oni> It seems when SE goes down, we get a lot of new users. * Chop-Logik has joined #sensibleerection <Malshai> And some tards. <Chop-Logik> MY GURLFRIEND IS SO HOT! <Oni> Yeah, gotta love those tards. <Malshai> WITH A BIG BUSH
[tiger_yamato] I like to get ebooks on my emulated palm pilot [tiger_yamato] It's sad when you think about it [tiger_yamato] I'm using my computer to emulate a palm pilot to emulate a book.. [tiger_yamato] And I work at a LIBRARY of all things [mappyman] haha! now THATS funny [tiger_yamato] People tell me this book is great, or that book is great [tiger_yamato] And I come home and download it
<Xan> I wish I had a time machine <Xan> I would write in the bible "....and every sunday send $5 to <my address>" <Xan> "If you don't you'll go to hell"
<Izzy-chan> Update (MSNBC): Basra Surrounded by US forces. <SirLudicrus> Update (my penis): Erect.
<Ober> hahaha <infi> ? <Ober> MSNBC "No Iraqi Dikes have been blown" <VistA> lol <infi> heh <Ober> the guy said "ahh" <dragonbyt> dont dykes lack the equipment to get blown? <Ober> after the word blown <Ober> like he did a double take
<BlazeHedgehog> BIKKU BANG ATTAAAACK :| <NikJam> k <Spazzy-the-Ninja> Hmm, odd. The finger is bleeding more than usual. *** kram has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Lime has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Kitsune has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Teila-the-Bartender has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Spazzy-the-Ninja has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Scott has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Gunstar has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Neo has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Arrow has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** NikJam has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Pikaben has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) *** Mystic has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) *** Gato|NotHere has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) *** LocalH has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) *** SuitCase_loves_Veronica has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) *** SmidgeLAB has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) *** Tetsuo has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) *** ZhanDVG has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) *** Tyrico has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) <Torture> holy cow <Torture> YOU'RE POWERFUL BLAZE
h4zin: Auuuuuuuuuugh h4zin: i got fucking dumped. already. h4zin: at least her T1 was firewalled, so its not like i could have gotten anything out of her anyway
<Ein-> ha, I bet my school is a million times worse <Pez666> Doubt it. <Pez666> Unless it's a community college. <Ein-> ever live with a 300lb man in a skirt? <Pez666> Man our "dorm" is a fucking hotel they cleaned out. <Pez666> and they just added it this semester. <Ein-> so I take that as a "no", you never put up with the sounds of a vibrator being shoved up the ass of a sweaty 300lb man in a skirt before. <Scarly> wtf <Scarly> Ew <Scarly> Ewwwww <Pez666> haha * RobertRence recoils in shock and horror. <Scarly> Ewwwwwwwwwww <RobertRence> Pleaaaase tell me you're lying. <RobertRence> And that you washed your hands afterwards.
<Misty> ...but it's sold out. ;.; <Sue> ;_; <Alex> Her eyes are producing commas... <Alex> Maybe you should get that checked