<st1gg0r> they might roll back <DooMStalK> (12:19:03 AM): Are you making some overt comment about my former occupation? <st1gg0r> possibly <DooMStalK> Well then I'm overtly telling you to eat dick
<Derian> haha I knkow <Derian> knknow? <Derian> er <Derian> knknow? <Derian> damnit <Derian> knkow <Derian> that's incredibly hard to type on purpose..... try it <Derian> it keeps coming out knknow <Derian> instead of knknow <Derian> er <Derian> damnit!
<prof_barney> hey ryan, whats up dude? <necrophiliac> nuthin <sw33t_girl> you guys know eachother? <necrophiliac> yeah he's my sister <prof_barney> no we dont know eachother we just fuck...
<Xero_Omega>I can imagine a Micro$oft coffee mug, you buy it, and after 2 mugs of coffee, a 2-inch steel plate slides out, preventing you from drinking anymore until you register your mug.
<amrit> <quiggy> http://bash.org/?74700 <amrit> <quiggy> and, that quote proves that the world is coming to an end, very soon
* ^sensual_male^ is a sexy 20.m.melb, any mums or dads, wanna watch me make love to their young daughter? msg me now
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[Unforgiven] you needed help to share a printer, and you administer a unix box? [doot] windows is tough
<Oni> It seems when SE goes down, we get a lot of new users. * Chop-Logik has joined #sensibleerection <Malshai> And some tards. <Chop-Logik> MY GURLFRIEND IS SO HOT! <Oni> Yeah, gotta love those tards. <Malshai> WITH A BIG BUSH
[tiger_yamato] I like to get ebooks on my emulated palm pilot [tiger_yamato] It's sad when you think about it [tiger_yamato] I'm using my computer to emulate a palm pilot to emulate a book.. [tiger_yamato] And I work at a LIBRARY of all things [mappyman] haha! now THATS funny [tiger_yamato] People tell me this book is great, or that book is great [tiger_yamato] And I come home and download it
<Xan> I wish I had a time machine <Xan> I would write in the bible "....and every sunday send $5 to <my address>" <Xan> "If you don't you'll go to hell"
<Izzy-chan> Update (MSNBC): Basra Surrounded by US forces. <SirLudicrus> Update (my penis): Erect.
<Ober> hahaha <infi> ? <Ober> MSNBC "No Iraqi Dikes have been blown" <VistA> lol <infi> heh <Ober> the guy said "ahh" <dragonbyt> dont dykes lack the equipment to get blown? <Ober> after the word blown <Ober> like he did a double take
<BlazeHedgehog> BIKKU BANG ATTAAAACK :| <NikJam> k <Spazzy-the-Ninja> Hmm, odd. The finger is bleeding more than usual. *** kram has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Lime has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Kitsune has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Teila-the-Bartender has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Spazzy-the-Ninja has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Scott has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Gunstar has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Neo has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Arrow has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** NikJam has quit IRC ( infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net xanth.ga.us.mysteria.net ) *** Pikaben has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) *** Mystic has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) *** Gato|NotHere has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) *** LocalH has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) *** SuitCase_loves_Veronica has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) *** SmidgeLAB has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) *** Tetsuo has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) *** ZhanDVG has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) *** Tyrico has quit IRC ( tiamat.ga.us.mysteria.net infinity.mo.us.mysteria.net ) <Torture> holy cow <Torture> YOU'RE POWERFUL BLAZE
h4zin: Auuuuuuuuuugh h4zin: i got fucking dumped. already. h4zin: at least her T1 was firewalled, so its not like i could have gotten anything out of her anyway
<Ein-> ha, I bet my school is a million times worse <Pez666> Doubt it. <Pez666> Unless it's a community college. <Ein-> ever live with a 300lb man in a skirt? <Pez666> Man our "dorm" is a fucking hotel they cleaned out. <Pez666> and they just added it this semester. <Ein-> so I take that as a "no", you never put up with the sounds of a vibrator being shoved up the ass of a sweaty 300lb man in a skirt before. <Scarly> wtf <Scarly> Ew <Scarly> Ewwwww <Pez666> haha * RobertRence recoils in shock and horror. <Scarly> Ewwwwwwwwwww <RobertRence> Pleaaaase tell me you're lying. <RobertRence> And that you washed your hands afterwards.
<Misty> ...but it's sold out. ;.; <Sue> ;_; <Alex> Her eyes are producing commas... <Alex> Maybe you should get that checked
<Black_Raven> how can u tell if pretzels r stale? <Kreskin> how? <Black_Raven> i dont know why do u think i am asking?
<dabblerblue> i wonder if anyone in iraq has tried rocket-jumping yet <DJTodd> Rocket jumping? <dabblerblue> nevermind
[Magus1] I don't crap regularly :( [AmphibianKnight] You talk daily, don't you?
<Renzian> ahh i just swallowed a quarter <ChrisAFK[motfR3]> ... <ChrisAFK[motfR3]> You swallowed a coin? <Aspect> You only have to be worried if you shit out two dimes and a nickel.
[MonkeyG0D]: gonna go try linux [MonkeyG0D]: i'm quite excited [SPo0n]: hope it works for ya [MonkeyG0D]: will i grow a beard? [SPo0n]: yes all linux users must have beards, like jews.
<Verl> so who like cherries <Qtip43> i like to pop them <Qtip43> with my penos <Verl> youre a virgin arent you <Qtip43> totally <Qtip43> by choice i might add
<whiprush> #debian is pretty intense too ... <whiprush> I don't see how anyone can get help in that place. <ronelson> well whip, you just apt-get irc-logs when you need them :P <whiprush> ronelson: can you?
-usagi- attacking asians doesn't bother me tubby -Seethroc- Calling me tubby doesn't bother me either, Mr. Drives-girls-to-being-dykes. -usagi- At least I can get girls in my area code -Seethroc- Yeah, at least you have that. Cling to it like a motherfucker. -usagi- Oh, I will.
<seaslug> the amish pick wierd names for their towns <seaslug> for example, i've been to intercourse, pennsylvania <ctkrohn> If there was a town named "sex" in Maine, it would be written on am envelope as Sex ME <seaslug> it goes without saying that i've never been to intercourse <bpt> "How did your trip go?" "I never made it to Orgasm"
<FGDH> holy fuck, i was talking to this girl i like and we were flirting .. <ToG> And... <FGDH> then she said.."Tell your trousers to stop pointing at me".. FUCK
<SROL> Alright! I just gave advice on which underwear/bra combo to wear to a party to my New York ho :D <TheBaskinator> What's his name?
<mithrandi> In addition, U.S. citizens attempting to speak a foreign language are <mithrandi> urged to curb their Americanisms. <mithrandi> For example: <mithrandi> Correct : Est-ce que vous l'avez aux autres couleurs? <mithrandi> Incorrect: Est-ce que vous, like, l'avez aux, like, autres couleurs? <mithrandi> ROFL! <Antish> is that supposed to be arabic
<fo0bar> why the hell is tivo recording cnn? I told it I wanted first-run wars ONLY <fo0bar> this is obviously a repeat
* Veng notices that "shock and awe" is an anagram of A Shack 0wned :) (@Veng): sums it up really
<drwiii> Happiness is: seeing a news report about how the US government stresses that the conflict in Iraq isn't motivated by a need for "Christian dominance", followed by a commercial for Time Life's "Worship Together" CD set.
Mmytacism: http://popcap.com/gamepopup.php?theGame= insaniquarium Mmytacism: this game is so unrealistic Mmytacism: your common goldfish doesn't cost $100 Mmytacism: then again, I suppose it doesn't defecate coins, either
<Dayv> I mean, if we decide that the next one sucks too, do we just keep bombing 'til the Iraqi supreme court elects Jeb Bush?
<Skipp-XP> ok, I don't have a lot of time but I want to ask a quick question <Skipp-XP> I have a style writer II printer, and I want to connect it to my mac <barry> use the included cable <Skipp-XP> barry: go fuck yourself <Lint> good way to get help retard.
<TygerinFL> Halfy... remember the house I lived in when you and Vio visited us? <HalfNote5> Yupper! <TygerinFL> It burned to the ground tuesday night. <TygerinFL> the lady living in it died <TygerinFL> guess we shouldn't have taken all the smoke detectors when we left
* @Steve is suspicious of the one extremely off-colored Honey Comb cereal piece. <@Steve> This is, like, affirmative action cereal. * @Steve segregates and puts the darkie in the trash. <@Jsangspar> it was a honeyCOON
<mewse> that was awesome <mewse> err wrong window <zarcyb> mewse: cybering? :P * mewse licks it <mewse> FUCK WRONG WINDOW
<DooD> All of the Kmart's in iraq will be closed, and reopen as Targets in the next two weeks...
* The following takes place the day after the Second Gulf War began. <@HEMI> kjfklsdf <@HEMI> All hell is breaking loose! <@HEMI> Things are falling apart at work. I just got back from lunch. Yay! <@TenBaseT> god damn you <@TenBaseT> I just hit refresh on 6 news sites because of that.
<nikoJ> Terron, what would you do without the internet? <Terron> I don't understand the question
Rimbaud: oh my god Rimbaud: do you have half a minute? tlaryko: yes. what? Rimbaud: I just opened a package for the office Rimbaud: addressed to ________(1) Rimbaud: I thought it was toner Rimbaud: :/ Rimbaud: HARDCORE DVD GAY PORN tlaryko: ?!?!?!?!?!?! :-)) Rimbaud: He's not here, thank god Rimbaud: We're all pissing ourselves laughing Rimbaud: I taped it back up tlaryko: poor puggy! Rimbaud: Seriously grim front cover too Rimbaud: I'm disturbed tlaryko: can i tell my sister? this is too funny Rimbaud: sure tlaryko: oh I had a mighty good chuckle. Rimbaud: _______(2) was barely surprised Rimbaud: Although she's still laughing hysterically Rimbaud: Apparently my reaction was funny tlaryko: what was your reaction? Rimbaud: Before I had finished opening it, I made some comment about it probably being gay porn for _________(1) Rimbaud: Then it was Rimbaud: And I sort of screamed in fright tlaryko: hehehehehehehehe