<Agilo> you know jerking off in the shower has its disadvantage <Agilo> now the rain makes me horny
<rhsara> i had a dream about hermaphrodites. <simmoril> naked hermaphrodites? <rhsara> OF COURSE! how else are you going to tell they're hermaphrodites?
<Crimson_Dynamo> Stupid kazaa, it has a banner for penis enlargement pills "Doctor approved pill will enlarge your manhood in just 3 weeks!" <|[T]|HiddenPower> that can't be legal, what if kiddies are using the computer? <Crimson_Dynamo> then we will have 7-year-olds with huge penises
<ic0n0> there are a few bash qoutes of us <AvgJoe> none of me <K`Tetch> or of me, probably <DKB> i know i'm in one yay i'm famous along with 1000's of other people with no lives
<Gerrard> w00r <Gerrard> ...w00t <Gerrard> Crap, I might've started an internet trend for spelling "whore"
<Dragon> argh, is there anything in life but school? Oh sure! There's the complaning about school, the brief periods of unconciousness at night, and sweet sweet death..
<dma> I once wrote a program to determine how long it would take to listen to all my cheesy mids. <dma> forgot the result <Silencer> ha <Silencer> thats nothin <Silencer> one time my friends and i got bored <Silencer> so we figured out a couple interesting facts about mexico <Silencer> such as how many parking spaces it would hold if it was flattened and paved <Silencer> or if the entire population of mexico was to cut the grass of every lawn in the us <Silencer> how long it would take them (ie, how often they could do it, once a week, once every two weeks, i forgot how long) <Silencer> and we figured out how many cars it would take to drive the entire population of mexico to the us, if each car held 7 people <Silencer> or 14 if its a van <Silencer> (i know, this is horrible stuff) <Silencer> (it was extremely funny, we actually figured it out too)
* sellout is always on the fence -- stay in Canada, go back to the US. I think it's just inertia that's keeping me here right now. Well, that and weed. Which has a high coefficient of friction.
<gaurav> ahh i feel sexeh <airliner> irc is the only place you can feel sexy gaurav
<ph0x_> the best way to optimize a program for space is to remove all spaces and tabs from the source code <ph0x_> also don't use many lines,write everything on one single line
<Consolelover> I need a life.
<Consolelover> DOn't get me wrong, my current one's fine.
<Consolelover> I'm just greedy. :{
(This is before any form of invasion of Iraq occurs, if any) <Stonefish> I reckon the Bush vs Hussein knifefight they were talking about would be quite entertaining. <PuMbAaA_rx7> yeah <PuMbAaA_rx7> Hussein would kick ass <PuMbAaA_rx7> bush is a pussy <Stonefish> Don't discount his monk3y skillz <PuMbAaA_rx7> lol <Stonefish> you ever seen a pissed off monkey with a knife? <PuMbAaA_rx7> can't say I have <Stonefish> good point... <Stonefish> brb - monkey
<pulse__> HAHA!! <pulse__> HAHA!! <pulse__> HAHA!! <pulse__> HAHA!! <pulse__> I JUST GOT A PAYRISE!!! <pulse__> HAHAHAHAHAHA <pulse__> could this company be any more stupid? <pulse__> I DON'T DO ANYTHING!
*** Wildstar has joined #StarAlliance <SA-NiteFox> And I say, "That's not my sister, that's my chicken!" <SA-NiteFox> ^.^ *** Wildstar has quit IRC (Quit: ) <SA-NiteFox> lol, I scared him
<NuttO> You are promoted. <MechaMrEd> To? <NuttO> I don't know. What's Geno's title? <MechaMrEd> Animefag <NuttO> Okay, that's your job now. Geno is demoted to Fag. <MechaMrEd> Oh boy oh boy hey anyone been watching the lastest digisubs of NEKO NEKO FAG 2112??!?!/ NO??????? <MechaMrEd> It's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO kawaii ^^ <MechaMrEd> OKAY DUDES I'LL GUESS I'LL GO WATCH SOME ANIME!!!!!!!!11111 <MechaMrEd> How am I doing NuttO <NuttO> You're doing fine. <Geno> I'm not even like that. :/ <MechaMrEd> That's why you were demoted, you useless BAKA GAIJIN FAGGOT * Geno is listening to: Excel Saga - Ai Sincere Heart <MechaMrEd> Man you're supposed to just be a fag now, can't you go five minutes without MESSING UP THE ENTIRE SETUP
<MrAce> I Need An IRCop To Send A Global Message For Me. About My New Channel!! #TeenChatPlace
<lnp4668> !lastwords <DMBot> 747. "They have an acceleration of WHAT ?!" <lnp4668> around 400 miles/hour.
<tom> i got loads of bukake avis, is it suppost to just be some chink woman sitting there with cum all over her?
<Destruya> Women are like errors, they're usually annoying and tend to fuck with your life right when you don't want them to. <Destruya> Now, *girlfriends* are like fucking hard drive crashes. They happen unexpectedly, completely fuck your shit up, and empty your fucking wallet. <Destruya> But unlike most hard drives, women don't come with warranties. <Destruya> "This bitch isn't compatible with me. I want a new one." <Japhro> 'look, you can't speak that way about my daughter, get the fuck out!'
<rG^steelrose> You know what we need? NET - Nerd Entertainment Television. A channel dedicated to bash.org
<timmo> capn slackass: hello kettle, i am pot. <timmo> capn slackass: you are black. <timmo> xxx: ? <timmo> people are stupid these days <c-rOCK> shes a nigger?
[Nokturnal] I remember when i worked at holiday in...if our employees got a free stay, they had to have the "greencard" signed. it was just a little green card saying you worked at holiday inn. i once asked this one employee for his greencard and he went apeshit on me. [Nokturnal]he's all "I GOT MY FUCKING GREENCARD YOU RACIST MOTHERFUCKER"
<jillium> oh, yeah, I think I remember that site. Literary criticism and essays, right? <anomaly> heh, well it was a personal site about a teen wanting a boob job.
<Crowbar> yah, if you cut the ass while shaving, you might as well just stick your fingers in and rip it wide open. at least that way you can claim you were raped <Crowbar> oh man, i just woke up my wife from laughing <Knower|> <wife> what's wrong honey? <crowbar> Oh, haha, just giving the guys some advice on anal tearing. <wife> oh, alright...just keep it down. <wife> wait, WHAT?!?!
<|CS|Lothar> but it canadian money and we all know canadian money isnt worth the paper it's printed on <Lareonis> Kinda like American treaties?
<Aventura1> what does b8 actually mean? <StndRain> You have to master it to find out
* Tomis has quit IRC (Quit: Flush twice, it's a long way to the kitchen.(Graffiti on wall of McDonald's bathroom))
<+Sasuke_Uchiha> Do you know how much beer I've had today...WAAAAAAAAAAAAY to much so if I seem dumber then suaul thats wy <+MegamanX2K> Underage drinking <+MegamanX2K> it only kills brain cells that were never there in the first place <+MegamanX2K> Sasuke=Poster Child
<Mime> I remember when I first started to masturbate. I was scared. <Will> You make it sound like someone pointed a gun to your head and forced you to masturbate. <Mime> No, I remember getting near to climax each time and thinking "Oh shit, what is this! Argh!"
<Schroe> Christ, I don't know how those girls think their bones are so attractive. <TheNintenGenius> Attack of the Super Thin <TheNintenGenius> Of course, they're easily defeated. Just tell them they're fat.
RobLuckettX: i wonder if the world took some massive vote, if we could exile Bush from America Masqueradeuk: some people like him RobLuckettX : like a sort of giant UN Weakest Link RobLuckettX : hosted by Thatcher Masqueradeuk : "George Bush you are the Weakest Link - Goodbye!"
<Spudsta> my my.....is it just me or does banana always taste and feel a bit weird as it's going thru ur digestive system? <@`2L> wrong end jess.... <@`2L> put it in your mouth.
<thegreatgazoo> umm kfc and beer great irish din din <^Bret^> thegreatgazoo: Your Colon just sent me an e-mail...it wants a divorce. <thegreatgazoo> it already got all my shit <thegreatgazoo> what more does it want ?
<@Avalanche> The other night, I was at a friends house. And we had a bon-fire. I turned the lights out, got a marshmellow, set it on fire. Then began to run around the yard, with the marshmellow on fire, waving it in the air. Everyone was like "wtf are you doing". I said "guess what I am". They replied "I dont know". I replied "space shuttle columbia". I thought it was funny joke, if you take away the sick tragedy of losing human life.
<damn2003> how can i get people to think that im using BitchX? bx is kinda cool, though. <Mr_NiCe> try /quit BitchX: im a wannabe <damn2003> ok *** Quits: damn2003 (BitchX: im a wannabe)
<]KO[-Spansk> get them to pick me <Dark_Hawk> I'm workin' on it <Dark_Hawk> There ya go * Dark_Hawk wipes his mouth
<random-strike> loli'm sittingina computer lab, and i gotta let one go <Zoogle> walk over to the printer slowly, let 'er rip on the way there <Zoogle> and take a differant path back to your seat <random-strike> let it go by as many ppl as i can <Zoogle> therefore the putrid stench will be evenly spread out <random-strike> it'll follow me back <Zoogle> jiggle your ass so no one notices
<whythehell> who were you talking about? <RobotBebop> whythehell: Canada. <whythehell> sorry <whythehell> who were you talking aboot?
<Surge> so if I say http:// I get kicked? <Hodge> no <Hodge> only if you join the channel and the first thign you say within a set time limit of joinig is an url <Hodge> so when people join a channel and go <Hodge> www.hotsexyfatwomenwithdildosupthereasses.com GOOD FUCKING PRON EYAH CLICK CLICK <Hodge> i ban them <Hodge> automatically <Hodge> I advise nobody clicks that btw <Hodge> _just in case_ <Insane^> I hope to god that doesn't exits. <Insane^> exist* <Berger> It doesn't. <Hodge> >_< <Berger> =P
<JtotheB> There is a certain brand of coolness that one can achieve only by being fully CSS and HTML standards compliant. * JtotheB flashes a shit-eating grin and cracks a beer.
<Stoned> ever had someone do a numerology chart for you? <Duck> no <Veng> no but I got a hand job off a nurse once
<@thunderbear> I think if Bush really wanted Hussein out of the picture, he should send his daughters over there first. <@thunderbear> With luck, Hussein would die of three different venereal diseases at once.
<an_ass733> My wrist hurts because I played Beatmania too much yesterday. <an_ass733> You're supposed to laugh now, then I say "What's so funny?" and then I realize that what I said sounded like masturbation, and then I say "I MEANT IIDX!! I SWEAR!!!", then someone posts it onto bash.org and the score goes up to 200. <Angelic_erection> well, let's start over <an_ass733> My wrist hurts because I played Beatmania too much yesterday. <+odaen> an_ass are you sure it was beatmania? <an_ass733> Huh? <an_ass733> Oh shit. <Angelic_erection> lol <JAT|DWIwithCar> Haha your wrist hurts <an_ass733> I MEANT IIDX!! I SWEAR!!