<germonik> pot is the one truth in the universe. <germonik> it will neverget pissed at you and not wanan hang out. <germonik> it never freaks out. <germonik> it never whines. <germonik> it never argues with you over stupid shit. <germonik> even if all my friends abandoned me, pot would still be there for me. <germonik> pot's a member of my family. <FDR> That's because it's dead and it lacks the ability to move.
<phren> seriously though, ozone hates you <dragnet> oic <dragnet> he hates you more <phren> so? <phren> he's just jealous cause his mom left him for me <dragnet> what is your thesis on why he hates me? <phren> something about your general suckiness <phren> drag rhymes with fag and he likes to be the only gay one in channel
<RangeRXT> fucking norwegians <RangeRXT> lord I wish the internet was +b *!*@*.no
<Kinsy> my gf thought i was a raging paedo friday <Kinsy> i said i was taking photos of 15 year olds <Aries> i wonder why shed get suspicious <Kinsy> i forgot to tell her i was taking photos of her mates little sister who was 15 and was out on the piss <Aries> .... <Aries> and you were taking photos because? <Kinsy> because we were wasted and were having fun <Aries> with 15 year olds? <Aries> you were drunk, having 'fun' taking photos of 15 year olds? <Aries> how does that NOT sound wrong in your head kins?
<sobek|afk> you know its gunna be a good day when you dont even bother putting on any clothes, just throw a dressing gown over the towel and think about getting high
<InkyGhost>Is it wrong to root for Tom Hank's character's death in "Castaway"? <Rob> No, because its Tom Hanks. <Rob> He starred in Mazes and Monsters, a blantant anti DnD film. <Rob> Staring in porn is more respectable than being in that shit heap. <Morrigan> Rob, that was before he was established. You have to take roles like that so you can get better ones. <Rob> I don't care. Staring in porno would be more respectable than that. <InkyGhost> You seem to have an unnatural fixation about seeing Tom Hanks in porn. <Rob> Shut the fuck up, Ghost. <Himi> Busted.
<%NuttO> Yeah, kids are stupid. I open up the back of my van and say, "Hey, kid, want to see something cool?" and they always fall for it.
<AddictArt> "My dad can kill you with his little finger" <- put that into modern age talk and you get.... <AddictArt> <Mako> you wanna get pingered by a dual 1.7 megabyte modem? and a OC3 line if I call my friend?
<Midnight> Damn... You 56k people will wait forever to download stuff. <[56K]Dragonsbook> that's because we have the patience of rocks^^
Schlik: i saw your mom LckyLuciano8: where? Schlik: naked so did adam, we were watchin Schlik: and dont call us stockers LckyLuciano8: stockers? LckyLuciano8: or stalkers? Schlik: hey fuck off
<Abstruse> Bush: Iraq, you'd better get rid of your nuclear weapons or we'll bomb you! Iraq: We don't have any nuclear weapons. N Korea: We do. Bush: Well then get rid of your chemical weapons! Iraq: We don't have those either! N Korea: Ummm...we have nukes now. Bush: We KNOW you've got chemical and nuclear weapons! Get rid of them! Iraq: Even if we did, which we don't, we can't even hit the USA! N Korea: We can nuke California all we want. <Abstruse> Bush: Shuddup North Korea, no one cares! Iraq, you'd BETTER disarm! Iraq: But we don't HAVE anything! N Korea: Oh fuck it, blow up Los Angelas... Bush: Iraq, I'm warning you... *BOOM* <doppelganger> bush: "we are sick and tired of your missiles hitting us, iraq...but we cant understand why they are flying in from the pacific ocean!" north korea: "he CAN'T be that stupid." saddam: apparently he is. i myself havent even made any missile that goes beyond walking distance."
<bairavee> small things amuse small minds i guess :) <Gothmog> which is why you play with yourself ben?
* y0mm4|CoBRa (CoBRa@0x50c5354d.albnxx9.adsl-dhcp.tele.dk) has joined #England * WhiteMagicWorld sets mode: +v y0mm4|CoBRa <+y0mm4|CoBRa> what is this kind of channel <@datafreak> its a porn channel <@datafreak> we are all naked <@datafreak> with webcams <+y0mm4|CoBRa> how can we see
<goatTRICKS> i used to go to this daycare <goatTRICKS> and there was a big black retarded guy and he had nicknames for everyone that didnt make any sense <goatTRICKS> and mine was Jukebox Brian
<zippidee> can a computer be equipped to play dvd's? download a dvd emulator or something?
<well-howdy-doo> does anyone know stuff about laptops and their connections? <well-howdy-doo> well we have it connected to the dsl-works fine <well-howdy-doo> but it wont connect to phoneline <CowBot> RJ-45 connectors (ethernet) won't plug into a phone line, well-howdy-doo <well-howdy-doo> is there a way to configure it-cowbot?
<Bizarre`bbl> Going to the LA County Museum of Art and the LA Library <Bizarre`bbl> Be back in a long while. <Bizarre`bbl> (what a geek date) <Destruya> A GEEK date would be going to the science museum <Destruya> Going to an art museum is an excuse to make you "artsy" <Destruya> Soon it'll be the opera. <Destruya> And then.........painting classes. <Destruya> Before you know it, your dick falls off and you begin laughing at "Will and Grace"
<andy> I want to live in a camaro, not a van. <WIP> You can't put a waterbed in a camaro. <andy> that sounds suspiciously like a bet.
<jwbozzy> drwiii: are you going to Bohagers for Mardi Gras? <drwiii> no. <jwbozzy> me either <drwiii> excellent. <jwbozzy> they are, however, filming girls gone wild there <drwiii> no is swahili for yes.
<jotun> i saw this cute little asian girl on tv last night. i said to my friend, "she's hot." turned out to be a young boy, dressed as a girl. i shall never hear the end <jona> !! <cows> haha. <jona> Ha ha. <jotun> :<
[+clown] Bytebandit what about .mk? [@Bytebandit] [19:07:07] mk = Macedonia [+clown] if .mk is macedonia, what the hell is mexico then? [@toca] .mx <@Avalanche> .dirty
[opti-alex] is there a tutorial somewhere that walks you
through step by step on making a php site?!
[N{t}|slider] www.php.net
[opti-alex] i found nothing there
<Aslanna> a fucking goodnight you all you fuckers, don't let the shity fucknosed bedbugs rape your bitch ass!
<Darric> Dammit. Nothings working. <Darric> Maybe my connection died. <Darric> Or maybe.... the LAN server died. <Darric> Or... THE WORLD'S OVER. <Head> that sycks <Head> sucks even <Darric> Oh. You're still here. <Darric> False alarm, everyone.
<WordSmith> my mums drunk <WordSmith> lol <WordSmith> she never gets drunk <XploSioN> take advantage matt ;)
<Kuroko> lasagna --> waffles ---> pie ---> cake ---> death by chocolate ---> chocolate coffins ---> embalmed in chocolate ---> maggots and chocolate ---> sexy chocolate-covered corpses
<Poi-Poi> I need a punching bag <Poi-Poi> the kind that you put someone in and kick the crap out of
<enaz> only thing worse then disenchanted, disenfranchised arrogant american teens is disenchanted, disenfranchised arrogant european teens with a mixer board
<@prozac420> Things Not to Say During Sex: I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
<LoneWolf_> Sexpo sucked .... <Gibbon> cool, I thought you'd only be able to look at stuff! <LoneWolf_> (in a bad way) <Gibbon> oh
<PEAKIN`BUZZIN> Any girl interested in 32 Year old, bald male, with generous love handles -------> msg me
(Synto) I used to know a guy who was in a coma for over 7 months and he came out (prence`) i bet that'd be a good way to lose weight
<Orpal> studying, HA HA <Killgore-studying> trying to <Orpal> it's friday night, you should be out killing prostitutes
<trivy> 019.168. Acronym Soup: DAP ? <trivy> 1st Hint: ******* ******* ******** BONUS Question Value : 55000 Points <trivy> 2nd Hint: par**** ******* ******** 46.7 secs & 55000 Points Remaining <tobrie> ... <tobrie> thats not right <abigale> hmm <trivy> 3rd Hint: pare*** a*ai*** ****e*ia 23.3 secs & 55000 Points Remaining <Halffast> maybe it's foreign <trivy> Times up! The answer was -> parents against dyslexia <-
<Nozz> Shite <Nozz> Just saw an article about a child dying in a house fire <Nozz> and the banner ad for some cdrw said "Burn Baby Burn!"
<Dilbert|AFK> lyi thte th is c im gay he talked the way i was thinking <Dilbert|AFK> logl <_404NotFound> wtf are you talking about dilberto? <Dr_Pedantic> uh..... I think hes saying hes gay <MrSiggler> That's what I got outta that too. <_404NotFound> Yeah, me three... but I was making sure
[4am] <@Cheez> someone put me to bed <@[Smaug]> GO TO BED CHEEZ! <@[Smaug]> NOW! <@[Smaug]> dont make me come over to your house! <@[Smaug]> or apartment <@[Smaug]> or whatever you live in <@Cheez> "channel"
<Mutsumi_Otohime> I just played SC with one of my IRL friends :P <Mutsumi_Otohime> My only REAL irl friend, actually :P <MegamanX2K> your hand?