<Abstruse> Bush: Iraq, you'd better get rid of your nuclear weapons or we'll bomb you! Iraq: We don't have any nuclear weapons. N Korea: We do. Bush: Well then get rid of your chemical weapons! Iraq: We don't have those either! N Korea: Ummm...we have nukes now. Bush: We KNOW you've got chemical and nuclear weapons! Get rid of them! Iraq: Even if we did, which we don't, we can't even hit the USA! N Korea: We can nuke California all we want. <Abstruse> Bush: Shuddup North Korea, no one cares! Iraq, you'd BETTER disarm! Iraq: But we don't HAVE anything! N Korea: Oh fuck it, blow up Los Angelas... Bush: Iraq, I'm warning you... *BOOM* <doppelganger> bush: "we are sick and tired of your missiles hitting us, iraq...but we cant understand why they are flying in from the pacific ocean!" north korea: "he CAN'T be that stupid." saddam: apparently he is. i myself havent even made any missile that goes beyond walking distance."
<bairavee> small things amuse small minds i guess :) <Gothmog> which is why you play with yourself ben?
* y0mm4|CoBRa (CoBRa@0x50c5354d.albnxx9.adsl-dhcp.tele.dk) has joined #England * WhiteMagicWorld sets mode: +v y0mm4|CoBRa <+y0mm4|CoBRa> what is this kind of channel <@datafreak> its a porn channel <@datafreak> we are all naked <@datafreak> with webcams <+y0mm4|CoBRa> how can we see
<goatTRICKS> i used to go to this daycare <goatTRICKS> and there was a big black retarded guy and he had nicknames for everyone that didnt make any sense <goatTRICKS> and mine was Jukebox Brian
<zippidee> can a computer be equipped to play dvd's? download a dvd emulator or something?
<well-howdy-doo> does anyone know stuff about laptops and their connections? <well-howdy-doo> well we have it connected to the dsl-works fine <well-howdy-doo> but it wont connect to phoneline <CowBot> RJ-45 connectors (ethernet) won't plug into a phone line, well-howdy-doo <well-howdy-doo> is there a way to configure it-cowbot?
<Bizarre`bbl> Going to the LA County Museum of Art and the LA Library <Bizarre`bbl> Be back in a long while. <Bizarre`bbl> (what a geek date) <Destruya> A GEEK date would be going to the science museum <Destruya> Going to an art museum is an excuse to make you "artsy" <Destruya> Soon it'll be the opera. <Destruya> And then.........painting classes. <Destruya> Before you know it, your dick falls off and you begin laughing at "Will and Grace"
<andy> I want to live in a camaro, not a van. <WIP> You can't put a waterbed in a camaro. <andy> that sounds suspiciously like a bet.
<jwbozzy> drwiii: are you going to Bohagers for Mardi Gras? <drwiii> no. <jwbozzy> me either <drwiii> excellent. <jwbozzy> they are, however, filming girls gone wild there <drwiii> no is swahili for yes.
<jotun> i saw this cute little asian girl on tv last night. i said to my friend, "she's hot." turned out to be a young boy, dressed as a girl. i shall never hear the end <jona> !! <cows> haha. <jona> Ha ha. <jotun> :<
[+clown] Bytebandit what about .mk? [@Bytebandit] [19:07:07] mk = Macedonia [+clown] if .mk is macedonia, what the hell is mexico then? [@toca] .mx <@Avalanche> .dirty
[opti-alex] is there a tutorial somewhere that walks you
through step by step on making a php site?!
[N{t}|slider] www.php.net
[opti-alex] i found nothing there
<Aslanna> a fucking goodnight you all you fuckers, don't let the shity fucknosed bedbugs rape your bitch ass!
<Darric> Dammit. Nothings working. <Darric> Maybe my connection died. <Darric> Or maybe.... the LAN server died. <Darric> Or... THE WORLD'S OVER. <Head> that sycks <Head> sucks even <Darric> Oh. You're still here. <Darric> False alarm, everyone.
<WordSmith> my mums drunk <WordSmith> lol <WordSmith> she never gets drunk <XploSioN> take advantage matt ;)
<Kuroko> lasagna --> waffles ---> pie ---> cake ---> death by chocolate ---> chocolate coffins ---> embalmed in chocolate ---> maggots and chocolate ---> sexy chocolate-covered corpses
<Poi-Poi> I need a punching bag <Poi-Poi> the kind that you put someone in and kick the crap out of
<enaz> only thing worse then disenchanted, disenfranchised arrogant american teens is disenchanted, disenfranchised arrogant european teens with a mixer board
<@prozac420> Things Not to Say During Sex: I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
<LoneWolf_> Sexpo sucked .... <Gibbon> cool, I thought you'd only be able to look at stuff! <LoneWolf_> (in a bad way) <Gibbon> oh
<PEAKIN`BUZZIN> Any girl interested in 32 Year old, bald male, with generous love handles -------> msg me
(Synto) I used to know a guy who was in a coma for over 7 months and he came out (prence`) i bet that'd be a good way to lose weight
<Orpal> studying, HA HA <Killgore-studying> trying to <Orpal> it's friday night, you should be out killing prostitutes
<trivy> 019.168. Acronym Soup: DAP ? <trivy> 1st Hint: ******* ******* ******** BONUS Question Value : 55000 Points <trivy> 2nd Hint: par**** ******* ******** 46.7 secs & 55000 Points Remaining <tobrie> ... <tobrie> thats not right <abigale> hmm <trivy> 3rd Hint: pare*** a*ai*** ****e*ia 23.3 secs & 55000 Points Remaining <Halffast> maybe it's foreign <trivy> Times up! The answer was -> parents against dyslexia <-
<Nozz> Shite <Nozz> Just saw an article about a child dying in a house fire <Nozz> and the banner ad for some cdrw said "Burn Baby Burn!"
<Dilbert|AFK> lyi thte th is c im gay he talked the way i was thinking <Dilbert|AFK> logl <_404NotFound> wtf are you talking about dilberto? <Dr_Pedantic> uh..... I think hes saying hes gay <MrSiggler> That's what I got outta that too. <_404NotFound> Yeah, me three... but I was making sure
[4am] <@Cheez> someone put me to bed <@[Smaug]> GO TO BED CHEEZ! <@[Smaug]> NOW! <@[Smaug]> dont make me come over to your house! <@[Smaug]> or apartment <@[Smaug]> or whatever you live in <@Cheez> "channel"
<Mutsumi_Otohime> I just played SC with one of my IRL friends :P <Mutsumi_Otohime> My only REAL irl friend, actually :P <MegamanX2K> your hand?
<Amanda> MANY MEN <Amanda> WISH DEATH UPON ME <Amanda> I can relate to 50 Cent. <Guilty> You're both into clubbing <Amanda> baby seals
<NASSSSSTY_Xy> distance from base of palm to top of middle finger <Elfie> 16 cm <NASSSSSTY_Xy> 20cm <Nil|breakfast> 17.4 <Anarie> ok now lets talk about bra sizes...
<Volt|sleep> lemme give you an idea of how nerdy engineering is <Volt|sleep> im in a lab today <Volt|sleep> and two guys are arguing over something <Volt|sleep> and it's gettign pretty heated <Volt|sleep> and one guy says "Yo you wanna fight?!" <Volt|sleep> and the other is like "yeah man! where at?" <Volt|sleep> and the first guy says <Volt|sleep> "Starcraft" "Oh you play starcraft?" "Yeah, bring it on"
<Nuclear> I can imagine watching TV while giving you head, but during sex??? <Nitronium> How can she watch TV while giving you head? <MegaDeth> He must be a tellytubby...
<Model192> about 10 mins after i logged off last night i blew chunks <Strife> chunks = your boyfriend?
<hansblix> they should have a fear factor where they eat dead iraqi babies <hansblix> after the war <hansblix> hey <hansblix> can i take that last comment back <hansblix> i think it was kinda weird <hero> a little * tghost changes topic to '<hansblix> they should have a fear factor where they eat dead iraqi babies' <hansblix> damn
<tsingtao> i got a test back today <tsingtao> i got 100% <IgWannA> was it for HIV?
<+{R3D}Hurricane> im watching the backstreet boys on
SNL....and i finally realize why foreign countries hate the
U.S. so much