<artfag> stfu n00b <artfag> rtfm <Cap'n_Andy> rtfm? <Cap'n_Andy> are you just throwing out every random acronym you know? <Cap'n_Andy> come on, make a zero wing reference and be done with it <Cap'n_Andy> say it or I will <Cap'n_Andy> all your base are belong to us! <Cap'n_Andy> ha! warned you
<ModIWD> these girl scouts on this box almost look old enough <ModIWD> to uh <ModIWD> be selling cookies
<JDAcura> i need to take a crapola <JDAcura> brb!!!!!!!! <xwred1> i just took one on your mom's chest about an hour ago <^9ine> i downloaded the video aobut 30 minutes ago
visualwealth: you know whats funny? visualwealth: i was writing my paper for like 8 hours straight now visualwealth: and ive achieved more in last two hours than the six hours before visualwealth: i really have some concentration issues onkeybutt87: haha onkeybutt87: seriously... onkeybutt87: maybe you should go to, like, a concentration camp
<RageFury> 1-800-Wheelchair.com looking for Web Dev. ASAP (Williamsburg, Brooklyn) <RageFury> I guess they will be interested in server side push technologies. <RageFury> Their clients can't move themselves.
Shark: there was one kinda funny bit in unreal2 Shark: i was waiting around in this defence bit.. and i was pickin my nose Shark: and suddenly one of my guys yells BOGIES!! BOGIES!!! Shark: i was like haha omg? ..oh he means incomming enemy :|
<alpha[nB]> Lets have mirc war! * alpha[nB] was kicked by de|Legacy`away (i win)
<ShowDowN> having a formatted drive and a fresh install of windows is better then the feeling just after youve finsihed shaving
<Zug_REAL_ULTIMATE_MM> Just about anything flicks his switch. However, it's not wired up to anything.
negativecreep973: you know that feeling you get when your licking some randoms persons nuts and you stop to think "wow, theres balls in my mouth and there are starving children in africa"?
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<Balamutas> games suck :P <Dr.Evil> and swallow <Dr.Evil> :P <NoXeR> i wish i have this game
<friisi> but...you see...i wanna make a homepage, and a person told me that frontpage is a good beginner-program. Now...i am looking for a program i can make graphic with, fx. Microsoft Photoshop...but i dont wanna Microsoft Photoshop...i want another (free) program...
<Grim> I have figured out a way to cut email spam in half <Grim> Instead of "Make your penis larger" and "Lose 20 pounds", we can just have "Redistribute your weight". <Grim> :p
<@|Holo|> one of my cats got me banned from warezguild once, sat on the keyboard and spammed <@|Holo|> sat on the numpad <@|Holo|> so it was all like <@|Holo|> 0 <@|Holo|> 6454 <@|Holo|> +65 <@|Holo|> ++52213 <+solbaid`> should've just told all the nerds "sorry, i was getting pussy" <+solbaid`> they'd have worshipped you
(WAREZmunkeY) omg some1 has pushed a condom through our letterbox (datafreak) lol (datafreak) used? :P (WAREZmunkeY) i dunno (WAREZmunkeY) i havent been to look that close at it (Noodle[AFK]) well presumably it's unpackaged (WAREZmunkeY) it is (james) lmao
<entheh> oh noes <entheh> my xmms has frozen <entheh> DIE XMMS! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE <entheh> err oh, it did
<+nexx> im thinking of quitting university to spend my life reading every quote on bash.org, quote this on bash so when im 30 ill read this and remember where my life went wrong.
* Cyst slaps Aranarth. * Cyst runs away. * Aranarth wonders what the hell. <Aranarth> .. <Aranarth> missed two periods :p <Cirith> you're probably pregnant <Aranarth> Cyst impregnated me with a slap? <Cirith> well, you did miss two periods <Aranarth> No, they were just late
<b00st> the average american pussy takes half a mile of dick every year <CaSti||o> damn negroes <CaSti||o> thatslike 5 of them
*** Darth_Jon was kicked by wombat (oh no, you've gone back in time to when the channel didn't have you in it)
<Volt9000> Grog is where it's at <AL9000> Yar! <Volt9000> Do you mock me? <AL9000> No, I'm agreeing with you <Volt9000> LIAR! You mock me with your pirate attitude! <Volt9000> I'll make you WALK TEH PLAKN!!!!11 <AL9000> ONLY IF I GET TO SWAB YUOR POOP DECKS!!!1 * AL9000 yanks off Volt's pants <AL9000> YAARRR! PREPARE TO BE BOARDED!
* a17geL637 huggles anthony * Ariyn rubs anthony's face in his manboobs <Anthony> YAAAAAAAY! and NOOOOOOOOO! respectivelyyyyyyyy!!!
<McMoo> i almost done froze on my way to school on monday <Durandal_> hehe <Durandal_> luckily i have an extra layer of winter insulation built onto my midsection <timmo> fatass <Badtz> fatty <Dekkon> fattie <Livewireo> Goddamn fatty * Durandal_ can feel the love in this channel. <Dekkon> it runs deep
<+DrPoole> my muscles are huge since i became a gym fag * thom cannot make that statement any funnier, so he keeps his mouth shut for a change. :)
<puttputt> Who thinks this would taste ok? Spaghetti sauce comprising of mince meat, condensed tomato soup, some water, onions, garlic * Robzy has no idea... <puttputt> neither do I.. but it might be alright.. oh, I got veggies too so I'll throw them in as well. <orlock> sounds fine to me <orlock> actually, that sounds damn nice <orlock> i'm hungry now <orlock> asshole
<Blood_Luster> I hope I get a life like that <Blood_Luster> stealing money... hackin'... boning that chick from friends <Blood_Luster> good times
<Gandalf> I think I'm a tad fucked up <Gandalf> had a wet dream last night that may have involved computer hardware... :/ <Petrock> Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahah <Petrock> Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahah <Petrock> Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahah <Gandalf> not funny dude <Gandalf> if this is going up I will kill you
* Volt9000 gazes through binoculars at DopefishJustin "And here we have the nerd, in his natural habitat, the Star Trek convention. Notice his pale skin and thick glasses, typical of the species nerdius nevergonnagetlaidius."
<comiclover333> oh man today in english we were talking about wld std stuff and my english teacher said that all americans thought we were invincible and then 9/11 happened and now we know were not invincible or something and she said now people are scared and stuff, i dont really know, but then i quoted some rapper and said bullets to our nuts only make our balls fatter <comiclover333> u know i had never met our assistant principal until today
<Allio> i was pulling out my rca cable from my tv <Allio> and i accidentally whipped myself in the nuts
<abel> !8ball Did I just fart? <ChanServ> abel: It is decidedly so. <abel> HAHAH HE KNOWS ALL
( Keebs ) Sheri has a secret she needs to tell me. ( Keebs ) :| ( +[steev] ) shes prego ( Keebs ) [steev]: lol.... she's already got a kid. ( +[steev] ) shes prego again ( Keebs ) Nah. ( +[steev] ) she found someone else ( Keebs ) We never dated. ( +[steev] ) o wait, i know the secret ( +[steev] ) you are the father! ( Keebs ) We never fucked. ( +[steev] ) that you remember ( Keebs ) That I know of. ( Cosmok ) that would make a good bash ( Keebs ) Oh shit
<|2SX||atWork|> i think i only have jvm installed :) <Cavey> Can you run java jars? <|2SX||atWork|> .jar files are just zip files <Cavey> Essentially, yes <|2SX||atWork|> its not broken, just all the channels talking comes up in one window, and i forget which channel ive set to type in, so i see u talking and just reply to the wrong chan <Cavey> Hehe <|2SX||atWork|> sorry wrong chan <Cavey> I guessed <|2SX||atWork|> i cant believe i explained why i was typing in the wrong chan into the wrong chan.. i hate this client <Cavey> ROFL
<Flirbnic> I want my foreskin back :( <Jim`> I don't have any extra to give you, Flirb, or I would. <Jim`> People who choose to be circumsized later in life should donate their foreskins to be grafted on to poor penises like yours. Wouldn't it be cool if they grafted a black guy's on?
<Hoplite^^> no, she is the daughter of my secretary <Hoplite^^> she is 18 <saiyane> oh my <saiyane> rather risque <Hoplite^^> in what way? <saiyane> well I take it your secretary doesnt know
<KANG> you know you're bored when you boot up ad-aware 5.8 and 6.0 and watch them race
* Phht frowns. Why the fuck did GTA3 get game of the year? -_- <Corvus> Because it "broke the rules". <Corvus> You got to be naughty. <CGold> So what's going to be game of the year next year? <CGold> "Michael Jackson's Pro Pedophelia 2003"? <Corvus> Oh yeah. <Corvus> Make sure you have Vibration turned On when you play it.
Mike G4 007: return [[HotChick alloc] initWithCupSize:C];
dorkremi: :-|
dorkremi: if ([girl wantSex] != YES) [self setLocation:JAIL];
Mike G4 007: undefied reference: JAIL
dorkremi: typedef enum { HOME, JAIL, UP_YOUR_ASS } places;
dorkremi: There.
<chem0stor> they called it PMS because mad cow disease was already taken <Walty> Quoting bash is like masturbating, people know you do it.
<SpaceCow> of COURSE they had computers in the 40's <SpaceCow> how else do you think they invented jews? <Volt9000> Jews aren't INVENTED <Volt9000> jews are GROWN <Volt9000> you plant a Jew Seed (2 ounces of foreskin) and it grows into a Jew Tree <RollingBrass> the way you can tell that they are ripe is that the nose to body size ratio is 3:1
<Disciple> i wish i could cut from my computer and paste to my homework <Disciple> writing is teh sux