<cornflake> holy shit <cornflake> i just found out my best friend is planning to kill himself <cornflake> fuck this im out guys i will be back later
<@madCoder> i need to decide .. do i curl up and go to sleep and waste the rest of the day, or do i go to my 2pm class? :| <@Hatcher> what class <@madCoder> calculus problem section <@madCoder> i took calc in high school, got one of the highest grades on the exam last week :| do I really have to go? D: <@madCoder> its not even the real class <@madCoder> some grad student does a bunch of problems on the chalk board <@madCoder> if you let me keep talking, i'll convince myself that school sucks and hibernate till after spring break <@madCoder> ok then, that's settled * madCoder is away: sleeping, be back in a few weeks * madCoder is now known as madCoderhibarnating
< []ikkebra[]werk> my brother uses Musicmatch Jukebox to play MP3s < []ikkebra[]werk> we don't talk anymore < []ikkebra[]werk> I think he just got married awhile ago
<jabowah> When I jerk off I feel good for about twenty seconds and then WHAM it's right back into suicidal depression.
<edgeh> think i crapped myself <edgeh> no wait, i went for a crap <edgeh> damn my memory sucks
<geekster> ssh on 56k is about as fun as a frontal labotomy with a chainsaw <geekster> and don't even thing about downloading anything, then it's like castration with the same chainsaw, after the labotomy
* Dark is listening to his roommate play Mike Tyson's Punch-Out <Durandal> Dark : Isn't there a bonus level where you can rape Mike Tyson's wife?
<PuffinFreshWog> when people call me fat, i grab my man boobs and jiggle then around a bit
< Duckman > i had 12 hours sex the other nite < Duckman > i was jerking off n fell asleep < Duckman > so i was still had it in my hand < Duckman > for 12 hours
<brislane> apparently porn is degrading to women, and leads to a violent atmosphere <akawaka> when its switched off
<SaMmYJ> y u got 5 pc's for <My`Albanian`Ass> something to do <SaMmYJ> u sound like u got no freinds <My`Albanian`Ass> nah, friends come over <My`Albanian`Ass> and have a pc to themselves
<dbnmale20> i dont believe in beatles ... i just believe in me. <dbnmale20> John lennon ;) <k-lee> ok fair enough <k-lee> but hes gonna die soon isnt he then wat??/
(Fus|on) Well did any1's grandfather die today???? (Fus|on) cause mine did (Fus|on) :( (Patrol) thats off topic
<artfag> stfu n00b <artfag> rtfm <Cap'n_Andy> rtfm? <Cap'n_Andy> are you just throwing out every random acronym you know? <Cap'n_Andy> come on, make a zero wing reference and be done with it <Cap'n_Andy> say it or I will <Cap'n_Andy> all your base are belong to us! <Cap'n_Andy> ha! warned you
<ModIWD> these girl scouts on this box almost look old enough <ModIWD> to uh <ModIWD> be selling cookies
<JDAcura> i need to take a crapola <JDAcura> brb!!!!!!!! <xwred1> i just took one on your mom's chest about an hour ago <^9ine> i downloaded the video aobut 30 minutes ago
visualwealth: you know whats funny? visualwealth: i was writing my paper for like 8 hours straight now visualwealth: and ive achieved more in last two hours than the six hours before visualwealth: i really have some concentration issues onkeybutt87: haha onkeybutt87: seriously... onkeybutt87: maybe you should go to, like, a concentration camp
<RageFury> 1-800-Wheelchair.com looking for Web Dev. ASAP (Williamsburg, Brooklyn) <RageFury> I guess they will be interested in server side push technologies. <RageFury> Their clients can't move themselves.
Shark: there was one kinda funny bit in unreal2 Shark: i was waiting around in this defence bit.. and i was pickin my nose Shark: and suddenly one of my guys yells BOGIES!! BOGIES!!! Shark: i was like haha omg? ..oh he means incomming enemy :|
<alpha[nB]> Lets have mirc war! * alpha[nB] was kicked by de|Legacy`away (i win)
<ShowDowN> having a formatted drive and a fresh install of windows is better then the feeling just after youve finsihed shaving
<Zug_REAL_ULTIMATE_MM> Just about anything flicks his switch. However, it's not wired up to anything.
negativecreep973: you know that feeling you get when your licking some randoms persons nuts and you stop to think "wow, theres balls in my mouth and there are starving children in africa"?
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<Balamutas> games suck :P <Dr.Evil> and swallow <Dr.Evil> :P <NoXeR> i wish i have this game
<friisi> but...you see...i wanna make a homepage, and a person told me that frontpage is a good beginner-program. Now...i am looking for a program i can make graphic with, fx. Microsoft Photoshop...but i dont wanna Microsoft Photoshop...i want another (free) program...
<Grim> I have figured out a way to cut email spam in half <Grim> Instead of "Make your penis larger" and "Lose 20 pounds", we can just have "Redistribute your weight". <Grim> :p
<@|Holo|> one of my cats got me banned from warezguild once, sat on the keyboard and spammed <@|Holo|> sat on the numpad <@|Holo|> so it was all like <@|Holo|> 0 <@|Holo|> 6454 <@|Holo|> +65 <@|Holo|> ++52213 <+solbaid`> should've just told all the nerds "sorry, i was getting pussy" <+solbaid`> they'd have worshipped you
(WAREZmunkeY) omg some1 has pushed a condom through our letterbox (datafreak) lol (datafreak) used? :P (WAREZmunkeY) i dunno (WAREZmunkeY) i havent been to look that close at it (Noodle[AFK]) well presumably it's unpackaged (WAREZmunkeY) it is (james) lmao
<entheh> oh noes <entheh> my xmms has frozen <entheh> DIE XMMS! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE <entheh> err oh, it did
<+nexx> im thinking of quitting university to spend my life reading every quote on bash.org, quote this on bash so when im 30 ill read this and remember where my life went wrong.
* Cyst slaps Aranarth. * Cyst runs away. * Aranarth wonders what the hell. <Aranarth> .. <Aranarth> missed two periods :p <Cirith> you're probably pregnant <Aranarth> Cyst impregnated me with a slap? <Cirith> well, you did miss two periods <Aranarth> No, they were just late
<b00st> the average american pussy takes half a mile of dick every year <CaSti||o> damn negroes <CaSti||o> thatslike 5 of them
*** Darth_Jon was kicked by wombat (oh no, you've gone back in time to when the channel didn't have you in it)
<Volt9000> Grog is where it's at <AL9000> Yar! <Volt9000> Do you mock me? <AL9000> No, I'm agreeing with you <Volt9000> LIAR! You mock me with your pirate attitude! <Volt9000> I'll make you WALK TEH PLAKN!!!!11 <AL9000> ONLY IF I GET TO SWAB YUOR POOP DECKS!!!1 * AL9000 yanks off Volt's pants <AL9000> YAARRR! PREPARE TO BE BOARDED!
* a17geL637 huggles anthony * Ariyn rubs anthony's face in his manboobs <Anthony> YAAAAAAAY! and NOOOOOOOOO! respectivelyyyyyyyy!!!
<McMoo> i almost done froze on my way to school on monday <Durandal_> hehe <Durandal_> luckily i have an extra layer of winter insulation built onto my midsection <timmo> fatass <Badtz> fatty <Dekkon> fattie <Livewireo> Goddamn fatty * Durandal_ can feel the love in this channel. <Dekkon> it runs deep
<+DrPoole> my muscles are huge since i became a gym fag * thom cannot make that statement any funnier, so he keeps his mouth shut for a change. :)