<Ayisha> Hm. You know magazines are overusing the suffix '-core', when you find an article about an 'NYC pop-core' band... <Hiryuu> Pop-core?? XD <Freyer> lol.. <Hiryuu> Sounds like a new type of porn <Hiryuu> Cereal porn <Ayisha> lol O.o <Freyer> smack-cackle-and-pop S&M cerials? <Hiryuu> "Bondage babies! Small marshmallow babies with oat chains, ropes and spikes!" <Ayisha> O.o;; <Hiryuu> I'd rule as an advertising exec.
<nuhduhnewbie> socks that don't add up are obv the work of terrorists <nuhduhnewbie> omg missing socks must be turned into turbans;o <PuffinFreshWog> and bombs <PuffinFreshWog> and the left over socks are broken down and then sold to a sock making factory <PuffinFreshWog> and then all the people whos socks when missing, go and buy more <PuffinFreshWog> and then the factory makes a lot of money <PuffinFreshWog> and it gives a lot of it to the terrorists for making the socks go missingin the first place <PuffinFreshWog> and that is how they get their funding <PuffinFreshWog> its all a delicate cycle
<GamInTheCity> ...why are lyrics to Komm Susser Tod in the topic? <skyknyt> to be as depressing as possible for when Shel comes in, of course <GamInTheCity> Oh, of course <skyknyt> torturing people when they're down is a sign of respect and friendship <skyknyt> much like gouging expletives on the side of another's vehicle with your key. <GamInTheCity> You mean Friendship Marks?
<screamingholt> At that stage was n6r0a33y -5ng5ng 6f 00y d5a3 6n s60e 06f6s 'scr-[t 0eds and weed <screamingholt> Damn...Fn key <redcloud> ROFL.. i thought that was an attempt at 1337 speak :P <redcloud> i was trying to interpret it :)
<Merl>: So I suppose you're going to change the world, huh? Make it a pure Utopia with no war <Merl>: hunger or pain? <lyndak>: I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
<Nastard> hey everyone, quick poll <Nastard> raise your hand if you ever want to have sex again <Nastard> keep it up if you realistically expect it to happen <ziz> move it up and down quickly if you don't
<Kristy> "You attempt to kick a hobgoblin, but miss." <Kristy> :( <Kosta> hahahaha level 1 <Kosta> You have been killed by a stick of butter
< kara> Take Highway 40 West to the Clayton-Skinker Exit. Turn right and at the third stoplight turn left onto Forsyth Blvd. The campus is on your right and Olin Library is in the center of campus. < kara> ack, sorry < BB> doesnt bother me, i'm just wondering where i'm goin ;)
<setzer> i just did the most disgusting thing I have ever done <setzer> i was fapping <setzer> and I wiped it on the dish towel <Miroku> loser <Miroku> were u in the kitchen <setzer> no <setzer> i ran to the kitchen <setzer> I didnt have my wipey sock <setzer> i had already finished <setzer> i just wiped the after-product on our dish towel <Miroku> dunt tell anyone <Miroku> and see what happens <setzer> im not going to
<_L_E_S_T_A_T_> i got a question for all u horney people out there......wuts the best thing a guy can say after sex? <fatbastard_> be right back * fatbastard_ has left #the=channel
<fuzion> omg dude <fuzion> i had the ebst idea for a picture <fuzion> there was like 9 asian in the spa @ the apartment complex <fuzion> i was gonna snap a pic and label it "steamed rice"
* z2so4 is just freaking out cause he has a live patient final tommrow and hasn't really studies so is freaking out and erattic in thoughts and such <Kristoph> which field? <z2so4> Cardiac and blood mechanics <Kristoph> have you done cadavers and shit? <z2so4> yeah... now I work with them <Kristoph> :D
<ats> duncan: you brain needs a sleep.. interrupts turned off <duncan> ats: I have three non-maskable interrupts... <ats> duncan: wife and two kids? <duncan> ats: my wife is maskable <ats> three kids ?? <duncan> ats: yes. It seemed like a good idea at the time... * duncan reboots his brain <-- duncan has quit (Quit: ircII/tkirc)
< st2> I'm sure if you're posting naked pictures of yourself, there will be a lot of people around to help you. * drusillia glares at st2 * st2 pulls out the anti-glare screen.
*** hohum (corbe@snoop.burghcom.com) has joined channel #iraq <hohum> how are you gentlemen? <hohum> all your base are belong to US
<Tranok> SO, I SURE DO NEED TO FIND SOMETHING TO DO <Darkard> Kill yourself? <Darkard> Always a good idea. <Tranok> and this has to be the 3rd time I've asked this, but who are you?
<Autocracy> hehe.. mod_gzip works :) <Rick_Hunter> Autocracy: Why wouldn't mod_gzip work? <Autocracy> because it's me... <Autocracy> that's usually the case... <Autocracy> I swear the whole world's against me... * Rick_Hunter makes a note to tell people, at the next meeting, to be less obvious. <Autocracy> eh? <Rick_Hunter> Nothing. ^_^ <Autocracy> heh <Autocracy> haha <Autocracy> lmao * Rick_Hunter whistles and walks away.
<Isengard> arkenstone: if i (one day) have to get a pacemaker, i'm gonna insist on a serial interface for it ;) <Isengard> jack meself in at night, check the stats. <arkenstone> Isengard: my uncle had a ps2 port looking thing in his side <Isengard> or usb, that way i could recharge ;) <golgy> run snmp traps <galahad> golgy: laugh <golgy> "Warning: Heart not beating" <galahad> yeah, it would be amusing <galahad> the coroner could just grep syslog for "fuxor" to determine time of death..
<novaflare> why not use windows me <Maralia> nova <novaflare> then you could truely have the worlds worst ms os hehehe <Maralia> I was about to say <Maralia> me < all <novaflare> windows me owns <novaflare> till your first crash <novaflare> then its nothing but crashes <Phirefly> me = gay <Maralia> ...
nih: I've had it with young girls.. often emotionally underdeveloped, insecure and terrible in bed nih: feel free to prove me wrong ;) Ruth: lol Ruth: nah, i agree with you Ruth: young girls are terrible in bed nih: they get better once they hit puberty
<Black_Raven[CoS]> how would blasting cookies with fudge and marshmellows prove the xistance of elves?
<XorioN> o <XorioN> o/ <XorioN> /o/ <DummeGaas> Heh <DummeGaas> o/ ^o^ /o_ /o <DummeGaas> It's fun to stay at the <DummeGaas> o/ ^o^ /o_ /o
<POSKY|dinner> stop sucking up to him u dicks :P <Fiery_isles> Element`: i figured out why posky always makes / me licks comments :D <Element`> WHY!!?!?!?!? <Element`> its driving me insane D:!! <Fiery_isles> cause he thinks we are dicks :D?
<Gartt> hows the job hunt going? <Lubey> lol not too great <Lubey> theres sod all <Gartt> I hear mcdonalds are looking for hard working enthusiastic individuals <Lubey> id cook my own dick before working in a mcdonalds * Kittie-Ash hands Lubey a small guillotine <Lubey> small?!?!?!?!!??!
<Shadow> You know those Orbit commercials, where the blonde gives Orbit gum to someone to clean their dirty mouth? <Shadow> Just once, I wanna see that girl suck off someone, then chew some Orbit gum <Shadow> Girl: Orbit gum makes mouths clean!
<SlasherX> #php is all communist based * @Didgerama drives a tank down the middle of #php <Ballig> Didgerama: You're a commie, you can't afford a tank <Ballig> You can ride a bicycle with a dart gun, though
Knoxy: Her boobs are like "RAWR!" Knoxy: Those boobs are like "Rawr." Foofaloo: i wish they were like "winrar" Knoxy: Then I could be like "I'm going to WinUnZip my pants now" Knoxy: "And wank until I explode all over your WinfACE"
<kuribo> wanna CS? <TheCat> I'm guessing that stands for cyber sex. <TheCat> In which case, sure! <kuribo> counter-strike, you flaming faggot <TheCat> I knew that...........
DukeMalisto: huh? DukeMalisto: i've been/am watching black hawk down. DukeMalisto: later Lockee: timestamps would help] Lockee: i said that like 2 hours ago ;P Lockee: but, hey, i assumed you were there, my bad Lockee: damn, leaving already? nobody to talk to here but me and my dick Lockee: and we aint on speakin' terms since the mason jar incident....
<Xavier> Stop poking me * Zsparke jabs her sharp fingernails into Xavier's arm repeatedly <Xavier> hey, that hurts * Zsparke eats rice and continues to jab Xavier's arm <Xavier> it's all your fault. when i bleed, i'm blaming you. <Zsparke> it's not /my/ fault you've got blood. * Zsparke snarfs her rice
<superghos> i'm gonna go hug my dad just so i can see the "christ, is he gay?" face
<[ryan]WIN> i should go up to like <[ryan]WIN> the special ed class <[ryan]WIN> and find one of those hot retards <[ryan]WIN> cuz involuntary drooling makes for good oral
<kyhm> Let's just say "arting" doesn't make a good verb... ^_^ * Superkuh is still laughing. <Ezelek> How about stabbing? <kyhm> stabbing makes a great verb... <Kestenvarn> How about stabbed as an adjective? <kyhm> As in, "I'm feeling stabbed today?" Doesn't do it for me... <Kestenvarn> I'm rather stabbed you would say such a shocking thing. <kyhm> Stab it all, why doesn't this stabbed thing work? <Kestenvarn> I'm stabbed. Why? <kyhm> Stab me... ^_^ <Kestenvarn> Well, go stab yourself! <Ezelek> Note to self: Don't let any of them near words. Of any kind.
Tom says: It got frightening quite a few times. Tom says: Eh, it was a learning experience. Ash072 says: I see...do you still feel bad about knocking up the retarded chick? Ash072 says: hello? Tom says:Oh, sorry. Tom says:Which one? Ash072 says: That's my boy...can't even remember all the retarded chicks he' Ash072 says: he's slept with Tom says: Hey, if they don't remember, neither will I. Ash072 says: Thank god for that drug!
<Shounen-chan> seriously, he's such a fuckwit. <Shounen-chan> it's hidden behind what at times can pass for wit and charm, though. <POINGjam> I see. <POINGjam> He chops the fuck off the wit. <Shounen-chan> no, he just uses a well placed curtain to draw attention away from the fuck.. <Shounen-chan> smoke and mirrors are too advanced for him. <POINGjam> Pay no attention to the fuck behind the curtain.
<jent> cuz it hates you <jent> thats what i always blame my problems on <PC^God> unix is user friendly. It's just picky about who it calls its friends
<8trac> Is it my fault if I think humanity is best seen through a sniper scope?
<@Awt> 15 years for 3066 counts of accessory to murder? WTF <XDice> yeh, he missed that 3,067th strike law. <frash> hahaha
[20:21] <cooldaw13> 2nd Hint: 176* 30.0 secs & 12 Points Remaining [20:22] <cooldaw13> 3rd Hint: 176* 15.0 secs & 6 Points Remaining [20:22] <StealthStalker> 1760 <StealthStalker> 1761 <StealthStalker> 1762 <StealthStalker> i give up <cooldaw13> Times up! The answer was -> 1763 <- <StealthStalker> OMG
<+TreeSquid> From: "Lots_Of_Lobster@I-Like_Lobster" <+TreeSquid> Subject: Click here for chance to win 50 lbs.of lobster! <+TreeSquid> what the fuck, lobster spam?!
<kisama_> http://www.washu.org/cosplay/kat09/ katsucon-09-042.jpg <kisama_> AND THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T LET FAT GIRLS NEAR A MAI COSTUME <DrNick668> i try not to let fat girls near anything, but its physically impossible. they're closer to everyting by default
<mindfuck> root@black-jes:/etc/mail# man how to get laid <mindfuck> No manual entry for how <mindfuck> No manual entry for to <mindfuck> No manual entry for get <mindfuck> No manual entry for laid <mindfuck> root@black-jes:/etc/mail# <mindfuck> <|:] <Nikita> sucks <Nikita> see if there is an RFC for that <Nikita> maybe a mini HOW-TO or something...
<b1u3> we got this admin dance that never fails to eventually resurrect a crashed database server
<herze> miss pearl <herze> my love for you is like diherrea <helpimarock> what <herze> i just cant hold it in <madpunk-nap> omg <helpimarock> ahhhhhhhhh <madpunk-nap> that would alomst be elite <helpimarock> thats the sweetest thing ive ever heard <madpunk-nap> if i didnt have to do with poop <herze> haha <herze> madpunk, even stevie wonder could see the beauty in you <herze> i have a few more <madpunk-nap> i dont want to know, im going back to sleep <herze> you have over 200 bones in your body... want another? <herze> lets play army, ill lay on the ground and you can blow the hell out of me
<just_shoot_me> you kno what the worst skool subject in the world is??? <Star_Princess> just_shoot_me english?
<Clecky> hey <SargeZT> Hey <SargeZT> SEX? <Clecky> sure * Clecky sex * SargeZT sex <SargeZT> Done <SargeZT> Cya <Clecky> bye
(peer is an op on IRCNet #mirc...) * Rose_w (~Personal@c-134-84-89.f.dial.de.ignite.net) has joined #mirc <Rose_w> *** [10054] Connection reset by peer It's no Joke more <Rose_w> I can't smile about this <@Zardos> The server calls all clients for peers - thus the peer the message refers to is actually your own client. <@Zardos> What probably happens is, that your connection to the server has problems. <@Shustrik> no, actually it's Your client who refers to the server as the peer; ) <@Zardos> either your isp or someone else on the network - perhaps the irc server itself.. <Rose_w> so you mean that i can chat without proplens <@peer> Rose_w, you want my address? <Rose_w> peer i want an Answer <eina> geez this sounds way to serious and i no be undrestanding anything so alhoa <@peer> <-- scared <@Shustrik> Rose_w if You think peer is abusing Your connection, You can contact IRC ops for help <@Zardos> as I have explained to Rose_w, we have tried to talk you out of disconnecting people.. <Rose_w> i want only chat without problems you unterstand ;) <Rose_w> i have this server so long and i haven't this problems till today <Rose_w> just a moment please <Rose_w> Hello Peer. I would like gladly unimpaired chat. But if you always do not break my connection off go that. I apologize also for itwhich I was so sour. You must understand me. It nervt if you to start continuously again must. <Rose_w> my Gramatikal is so terible sorry <Ace_DK> [21:47:48] * YaN- (plotkin@bzq-70-4.red.bezeqint.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer) - you think that is peer to? <Rose_w> yes i think so isn't it ...
< AxisV> thinking of a shuttle motherboard too is shuttle any good < Lion-O> AxisV: and what exactly does this got to do with Linux ? <@Shadur> No, shuttles explode.