<Abstract> wb <Wolf> thanks <Wolf> I'm jelous of my computer <Abstract> why? <Wolf> It gets more fucked up than i do
tophyr: dude it smells like updawg in here CowboyVik124: hey instant winner playing this fri at somewhere wanna go tophyr: IT SMELLS LIKE UPDAWG IN HERE CowboyVik124: updawg? tophyr: DAMMIT. CowboyVik124: in watching van wiler tophyr: ASK WHAT IT IS CowboyVik124: wilder CowboyVik124: i did tophyr: NO ASK WHAT IS CowboyVik124: what is it tophyr: OMFG. tophyr: WHAT IS UPDAWG tophyr: GOD CowboyVik124: what is updawg tophyr: YES. CowboyVik124: what is it tophyr: omfg tophyr: say it out loud CowboyVik124: updawg? tophyr: SAY "WHAT IS UPDAWG" OUT LOUD CowboyVik124: i am tophyr: AND YOU STILL DON'T GET IT. tophyr: TEXANS!
<Schatten|DRUNK> I think 'strong' describes the Akira soundtrack best. <ignatios> or "Japanese" <Schatten|DRUNK> shut up
<Nope> how fast does semen travel? <Dzza> slow <Dzza> takes 9 months to reach the breast
[aphr0] nothing like relaxing after a hefty civ3 session with some simpsons and some chicken gravy rice [WillLab] you have to relax after playing a game? [WillLab] like the game is the stressful part of your day? [aphr0] you try battling 5 nations [WillLab] I hate you
<Mystiq> GOD DAMNIT, EVERY TIME I SEE A NEW PICTURE OF BUSH I WANT TO GIVE HIM A BANANA
<Bofia> YOU're already addicted <Bofia> to p0rn <Yoshi[whackstabbin]> ive been addicted for three years dumbass <Yoshi[whackstabbin]> youre addicted to gay porn <Yoshi[whackstabbin]> after the "incident" with your father <SA-MoP> you are the one looking at granny porn <Bofia> Youre addicted to granny fuckings <Yoshi[whackstabbin]> im not looking at granny porn, there was a popup advertising it! <Bofia> sure..... we all beleive you... <Yoshi[whackstabbin]> last time i checked, i didnt have control over what popups these sick bastards put on their sites! <Bofia> yea tell that to your fucked granny.... <Yoshi[whackstabbin]> my grandma is dead fucker <Bofia> I think u fucked her to much
<Sk1nn3r> I like teenagers becuse all you have to do is supersize thier dinner and they put out.
<Hostility[B-A]> new reality show <Hostility[B-A]> 1 man <Hostility[B-A]> 25 women <c0ldfyr3`HW> haha <Exor[B-AFK]> hottub? :D <c0ldfyr3`HW> 5 hottubs <Hostility[B-A]> 15 dream dates <Hostility[B-A]> in the end they find out he has aids <Hostility[B-A]> yes <Hostility[B-A]> Joe Aids <Exor[B-AFK]> roflmao
<xohs-busy> WE WILL TRADE OUR SONS -Ragga- tr*de is a dirty werd here, leech and b leeched ... <xohs-busy> doc-brown, heh, that's an exageration -Ragga- r*tio is a dirty werd here, leech and b leeched
<korinne> cows would live a lot longer if they werent made out of steaks and leather
<WO-BOoz> my stench is becoming rather severe <WO-BOoz> help, I am reeking <FiZi> Time for a shower booz <WO-BOoz> nuts to that
<FiZi> Radu <FiZi> You got any Laptop Type 1 or 2 lancards with dongles? <Tac0> dongles <Tac0> now youre just makin shit up
<Saruman> AAAAAAAAAAAAH TEH ENTS ARE COMING!!!!!!1 *** Quits: <Saruman> (Excess Flood)
<·@PH·> im gonna skip psych today <·@PH·> so i can study for macro <·%Neppy·> macro? <·Namek·> polo
< terminus> I'm not the "i am 37173, give me warez!" type though lathiat <@Lathiat> anyway bbl < terminus> Oops I spelt elite wrong, I don't know leet-speak well enough < terminus> 37337 I meant <@Lathiat> u mean 31337 < terminus> Sorry I blew my cover now you know I'm not really elite
<Paul_> i was rubbing one out to this vid, girl stradling a bloke, bouncing away back to the camera happily taking the full length up her zx spectrum. all of a sudden she lifts off, he pulls out and fires off a few rounds right up her back, inpressive clustering. I finish up - managing to timne it to within 1/2 seconds of the money shot, Ron Jeremy style - a true professional. Then, at the very end, completely unexpected.. 'she stands up' <Paul_> and it is quite clearly a fella :| <Paul_> i was horrified. <Paul_> the pyschological implications....
(slippy): saw chocolate boxer shorts yesterday (slippy): it said "may contain nuts"
<olah> what does 'dunno' mean? <goof> i don't know <olah> anyone else? <goof> i said i don't know <olah> yeah, i saw...but does anyone else know what it means? <goof> I DON'T KNOW !! <olah> yeah, i know <goof> then why do you ask?! <olah> because i want to know! <goof> you said you DID know! <olah> no, i know that you don't know <goof> i KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, ffs! <olah> what, then? <goof> i don't know <olah> omg...DO you or DON'T you know?! <goof> i means: I DON'T KNOW !! <goof> aargh...stupid...
<xoiprocs> it all started when my mother took my bike away cuz i murdered my guinei pig and stuck him in the microwave <obi`> haha <obi`> i put my dog in the microwave once <obi`> but i didn't press the button <obi`> i just wanted to see if he would fit <obi`> ...just in case <xoiprocs> ok.. <obi`> you're the one that killed your guinea pig
<`torm`> i like ur mom <Cyphatic> necrophiliac <`torm`> 0ipoi <`torm`> [ pjpi i\o <`torm`> [ppjp[ <`torm`> sopjrry <`torm`> sorry <`torm`> i like ur sister <`torm`> i heard she is very hotz <Cyphatic> pedophile <`torm`> ophr
<Pac>: So I said to my roommate: "Ahomosayswhat?" My Roommate : *mumbles incoherently* Pac: what?.............dammit
<Pac>: When we were watching The Bourne Identity my roommate turned to me and said, "You and I should be assassins. It would be awesome traveling around the world to assass people." <B-Love>: don't you mean "assassinate?" <Pac>: No, he said "assass"
<B-Love>: Where the fuck did all the forks go? <Fect>: I ate them. <B-Love>: Why the fuck did you eat a fork? <Fect>: What, you've never had the urge to eat plastic-ware? <B-Love>: YES, BUT I DON'T EAT THE LAST ONE!
<SunTzuX> Ohio should be the middle of nowhere <SunTzuX> should be called* <[BSI]Psychlowne> don't you hate when you leave the most important part of the sentence?
<D-BOY> MK, you shouldn't assume so much <chockoman> YEAH <chockoman> YOU KNOW WHAT ASSUMING DOES <chockoman> IT MAKES AN ASS OUT OF YOU <chockoman> AND SOME GUY NAMED MING
<+TheVirus> you know you hit an all time low when you take a shit, and dont realize the after affects until you look at your mouse =\
<TealShark> Valentine's Day used to rock: Going around all the desks at elementary school, getting and receiving Valentine's Day cards from students, young love blossoming at every turn. Yes, 2002 was a very good year for me. :)
Helix04: we had a debate in lit today Helix04: alec did our conclusion Helix04: he ended by calling the entire opposing team communists Helix04: I don't think we won
<Jester|TV> im not much of a programming fan...but i guess my teacher was a dumb biatch which is why <Jester|TV> well theres some programming in the telecomm as well <Martel> I'd never done real programming until first year <Martel> I like how the word programming lined up 3 times <Martel> YES! <Martel> 4
<saxxonpike> What a dumbass. <saxxonpike> some guy asked me for help, and I told him to call for tech support. <mrmojo> how stupid <saxxonpike> that's not the best part... he was on dial-up. <saxxonpike> then he complains to me that there's line noise.
<martin> USER TTY FROM LOGIN@ IDLE JCPU PCPU WHAT <martin> martin :0 - 8:19pm ? 0.00s ? - <martin> god pts/2 h-69-3-170-235.n 11:03pm 0.00s 0.07s 0.07s -lynx www.worldtranssexuals.com <Nikita> umm <Nikita> why a text browser? <martin> i dunno <Nikita> lamo <martin> =/ <GOD> damn it, can't I look at your father in peace?
(IRC trivia) <IMAP> masturbating <Guest89332> IMAP wins 5 Points for masturbating
<Mitsune_Konno> Yeah, except starbucks sucks <Mitsune_Konno> for some reason you can getevery color of coffee except black
(DreamThtr): im not american (DreamThtr): but i went to the usher concert (CrazyCoot): by american do you mean straight
<Miro-kun> An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. <Miro-kun> The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better." <Miro-kun> Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge. <Miro-kun> The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level, however. <Miro-kun> Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked, "So? What did you do?" <Miro-kun> "We just shut down two engines."
<Taerom> "On tonight's headlines, Tony The Tiger is arrested for sexual assault. He would not comment on the charges, except to say: It's rrrrrrrrrrrrape!"
<Karva> Canada doesn't even have a space program <Eight> uh <Karva> haha <Eight> yeah we do? We actually do a lot of manufacturing of parts for them shuttles. <Eight> I mean uh.. oops.
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<SandLev> I keep those empty cardboard boxes that used to hold blank cd-r's... put the pr0n in those... <SandLev> nobody thinks to search blank cd-r boxes for actuall stuff <Zoogle> except someone who is looking for a blank cd.. :/
<devoid> did you know what dell dude got busted for pot <SSSXIII> yeah ;D <devoid> it confuses me because i always thought marijuana was a gateway drug
<TheDingo> okay.. i walked into the kitchen to get something, and my mom is on the phone with someone and she says "i said, 'who are you to talk? you showed the inside of your anus to half the nation!'" <TheDingo> and i just screamed "you know the goatse man?!"
<Omegaquila> 3 2 1 <normanpennyworth> whenever someone goes 3 2 1 that's my cue to BREAK IT DOWN
<JustinW> My girlfriend says Shaft sucks. <Sigma> JustinW: maybe she just isn't doing it right.
<Verchiani> whats a good word to get shaved into the back of your head?? <DeathJester> idiot
<everydayiscatday> im gunna hack the nickelodeon website and put a giant picture of my cock on it instead <ramoth4> I think they have cock ID databases now <ramoth4> after 9/11 you know
<DJ-Pyro> damn you Rick|zzZZz...you better not be sleeping *DJ-Pyro wants to go to bed <Kel> you need Rick to tuck you in?
<jerk> napster's death kinda ruined it for me. I don't trust any of the programs out there now...too much spyware <bloke> ahhh <jerk> backdoors bigger than a transvestite's <bloke> theres an expression that u just don't hear enough
<[J03Y]> What is the sound of one hand fapping? <Crabster> bullshit. what is the sound of one man unfing? <Genki--> there is no spoon