<@ANARCHEY> LOL da_rut@hotmail.com intentionally sent me a few mails with a virus in it.. luckily my Norton picked it up... now i was gonna subscribe his e-mail address with some gay porn sites... first site i tried he was already subscribed to :P
<mattttttt> shut up <mattttttt> all of you <cat9> fuck off <mattttttt> shut the fuck up and stop filling up my logs <cat9> if you want silence, go and idle in notepad
<pHluid> GF the other day said something about me not washing my hands after I take a piss <pHluid> "First of all, I don't piss on my hands. Secondly, you put the damn thing IN YOUR MOUTH, I think I'll be allright to touch it every now and then." <pHluid> That shut her up.
<Antimatter> for a moment I thought M$ was going into the arms contracting business there <Antimatter> oh, wait. they are, aren't they <Antimatter> battleships running Windows... *shudder* <NightmareBlade> o-O <Antimatter> yes, they're pushing to get windows used in control systems for ships & stuff <Antimatter> gives a new dimension to "blue screen of death" <Antimatter> "Uh-oh, the fire control computer got infected with a virus" <NightmareBlade> ***WARNING*** U.S.S New Jersey could not load targetting codes. Please insert your Windows 98 SE cd into b:
<edeity> DDoS attack on a nightclub bar, get all your friends to keep asking for water.
<egernness> jeg leder efter en sød pige som vil lære mig bedre at kende... hun må godt have lidt de samme interesser som mig, en webdesigner ville være overdrevet vildhed.... /msg me <@bamsefar> egernness: what? <egernness> need sex
<+sic6sic> HOLY FUCK! <+sic6sic> i just found a cd full of pr0n i forgot i had <+sic6sic> }=] * +sic6sic is gone (reason: uhhhhh...uhm.....sleeping? )
<unclefu> why the hell is network browsing so slow with xp <unclefu> ... perhaps it's cause the other computer is off...
<Rose> can someone explain to me why are the celeron 1ghz so much cheaper than the P42.2ghz? <Rose> are they that much different? <Rose> speed wise?
<WhatUSee> does anybody know a decent format utility other than the windows default?
<[MAAO]ricequeen> HEY GUYS <[MAAO]ricequeen> A GIRL WANTS TO CYBER WITH ME <[MAAO]ricequeen> SHOULD IS AY YES <[SA]Portable591> do it <[SA]diekthx> IT"S A DUDE DUDE <[SA]rizzou> WOOT PING HER ANUS <[sa]unsound> what sort of fuqn question is that <[sa]-piston> SHE HAS A PENIS <[SA]TheFlyingTortillaMan> PIX PLZ <[sa]-piston> SHE WAS BORN AND STILL IS A MAN <[SA]eloH> traceroute ur sperm 2 her face <[sa]unsound> of course the answer is LOL K, U GO FIST <[SA]rizzou> fist? or first? <[sa]unsound> fist <[sa]-piston> FIST
<timmo> i wonder if gay people are ever like <timmo> "oh man that is so straight" <timmo> or <timmo> "youre so heterosexual" <Livewire0> "Quit being such a hetero!" <Livewireo> with the limp wrst flick, of course
*** Tartuf has joined channel #college <Tartuf> hey <xab> who in the hell is that? <Tartuf> ... <Tartuf> ur worse nightmare :p <xab> mum?
<Zeal> Ignorance is bliss. :] <devilsad> Ignorance is leaning out the car window at 100 miles per hour, feeling the wind in your hair... then hitting a pole. <Brass> Ignorance is watching the instant replay, and hoping the guy makes the catch this time.
<MegamanX2K> Heh, I wonder what my mom'll think when she sees my Dune 2000 T Shirt. <MegamanX2K> "Long life the fighters? Arabs? WTF, my son's a terrorist!"
<Arch1942> oh my god i love this WC3 mod <dj> whats it like? <Arch1942> 4 races that have 3 abilities each <Arch1942> orcs, humans, night elves, and undead. <Arch1942> Very Cool. <dj> cool <dj> whats the differences between the races? <Hamster-AFK> dj - Well, white people can't jump for one thing
<wig> Seriously... .45k/sec it is a joke.. I could have just gone out and taken my own photos of children in this time
<Spike> I had a cook at my job ask if I wanted to go out for a beer and a bong hit today. <Spike> I should have known to just say no when a 40 year old man who was in jail for a year says to me (age 19) "Hey, what are you doing tonight?"
<freek> hey man, when i go to buy condoms, i'll be standing tall. "TONIGHT.. I AM GETTING SOME."
<Z> Swear to god.. <Z> These guinea pigs are like <Z> Not even 6 months old <Z> AND THEY LOST THEIR VIRGINITY LIKE 10000000000000000000000000 TIMES <Z> ><; <Incorrect> lol <Incorrect> hjahahahahah <Z> Now they're pissing me off.. <Z> I can't get one simple pussy <Z> And they're hitting them like a batting cage
<mspencer> but when people say it's impossible to travel faster than light, they're probably right. Some extremely interesting and surprising things would have to happen before that could be wrong. <Wataru> mspencer: like my getting laid? <Biggy> EXACTALY <Biggy> IMPROBABLE, BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE. JUST VERY CLOSE.
<whit> regardless that i like my womens to have badonkadonk asses <whit> and drink 40s before i slam my big meat pole up there <whit> nothing like the feeling that you are fucking one of those Big Arbys roast beef sandwiches with extra sauce.
<s0ul> all i know is, i know where the chloroform is in the lab now..... i'll have a date one way or the other for Valentine's Day
<ShoveX> beerman would you have gay sex for 2 million dollars? <@Beerman> with who <@Beerman> and do I have to pay all at once <@Beerman> or can I pay in instalments
<jay> when i get married im gonna buy my wife a BMW 318, because they are really safe and yet sluggish enough for her not to cause any trouble <adam> yeah? when i get married, im gonna take out a big life insurance policy on my wife and buy her a Hyundai Excel
<Pieh0> whats wrong with handcuffs and a ball gag to make things fun <[Clowneh]> nothing if u just got arrested.... <Pieh0> what??
<nolamerbro> i m god in cs <nolamerbro> my shots are perfectly timed and geometrically placed right into peoples skulls <Jtal> thats a fancy way of saying "AIMBOT"...
<Mayonaise> i wonder if the guy from police academy that makes noises can mimic a 56k modem handshake and complete a connection to a computer
<SMW> god damn.. I realy dont photograph well <Peter> Actually, you photograph very well. Unfortunately, that's how you look in real life.
<dirtyfrog> My life's ambition is to be quoted on bash. <dirtyfrog> And that's the truth <ap0c> That's really really sad.
<Beanie> so what should I play? <DarkMSTie> adventure games ==Beanie fires up Zork <DarkMSTie> I need a graphical interface <Beanie> graphical shmaphical <Beanie> the graphics are in your BRAIN!!!
<slA>hmm, saw this on the QDB <slA><MegaMechaMrEd> I saw a funeral hearse with "BBL" on the reg plate today. It was funny in a macabre sort of way. <slA>There's a funeral company where I live, and one of their hearses' licence plates is "YUR NEXT"
<Noplex> So Herne, what is your New years resolution? <Herne> To stop talking to you? <Noplex> You broke that already. <Herne> Oops
<Mbwana> When i was 10 I was on a ferry and it was very windy out, so I decided to take an entire roll of toilet paper and see if I could let it all out into the wind and see if I could unroll the whole thing before it touched the water. <Mbwana> It was quite amusing. <Rialian> well? did you? <Mbwana> Yes <Rialian> hehehehe <Mbwana> It looked very neat <Qaulorn> you're easily amused too? <Sealom> How far did it get before it hit the water? <Mbwana> Of course I am, why do you think I'm on this channel? <Qaulorn> how did it not tear? did you get the super absorbant quilted kind? <Qaulorn> do you get the runs? share with us, we are here to help you <Mbwana> Once I had the entire roll unraveled. I would estimate that it flew in the wind for about 1 1/2 minutes or so <Qaulorn> was it patterned? or plain white? <Mbwana> It plain <Mbwana> Uh <Mbwana> Minus the it <Mbwana> People were awestruck at my amazing feat. People even videotaped it and took pictures of it. <Sealom> I accuse you of lying.
<Rafa> A Pirate walks into a bar. <Rafa>The bartender says "Hey youve got a steering wheel in your crotch." <Malkatov> The pirate says "Arrrr its driving me nuts"
<@lemming> i had my box for a while, and had to have replacement HDs twice, since they kept getting errors on them... the second time they sent a different make, 60gig, instead of the 40gig i had before... and it's noisy as fuck :/ <@lemming> still, if i turn my death metal up load enough i can't hear it, and that allows me to have 20 gigs more death metal than i could have had before... ;)
<[Binary]> How do I block pornsites and stuff in Windows? My aunt just got a huge bill after her kids had been surfing.
<Raspberry> I'm a "Businessman" i work for myself -- I do not sit in my parents basement and drink mountain dew all day while beating off to Princess Leah during the Jabba the Hutt scenes -- so I really don't relate to most "linux geeks"
<Drac|working> cool pizza,beer and my computer......this is the life <Seth> Drac|working: that is the life of one who doesn't have a life ;)
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<@DataBrokers> Wow I just some more skiers in Canada were caught up in another avalanche right near where those fellows died in one just last month. <@DataBrokers> Those folks need to pay attention more it seems to me. <crrj> Yes, teenagers, age 13-15 or so <netnomad> It happened the day of the NASA barbeque. <netnomad> They're just reporting it now, cuz the AP wire isn't as congested. <@DataBrokers> OH, that's cold <netnomad> No, actually it was kinda hot.
<nullstar> i'm not criticizing, either. <nullstar> well, i guess i am, but it's intended in a constructive manner <nullstar> which is the good cholesterol of criticism. :)
<@LinuxGrrl> 'president bush, your popcorn burned. we have the fbi investigating the terrorist attack on your evening snack.'
(markut) that this was a bicycly accident (@El-Ztevo) bicycly? does that mean it kinda involved bicycles?
<pb2k> im gonna rename man on unix to woman ... cause they think they know everything anyhoo <Morpheus> and if you tell some-one to "grep their man for 'release'" non-technical people might look at you funny