<saxxonpike> in the restroom in a walmart once, i shouted really loudly "DAMN THIS WATERS COLD" and i heard a plop in the next stall and he said "yeah, it's cold over here too"
[hardlined] someone give me a phone number (timmo) 867-5309 [hardlined] area code? (timmo) 801 [hardlined] whats the name "we" should as for (timmo) jenny [hardlined] ;-) [hardlined] the subscriber u have dialed is not in service
<@Guyver3> im going to go chug nyquil and call it a day <Shanks> :( <@Guyver3> sorry <@Guyver3> i meant <@Guyver3> im going to go chug nyquil and methadone and demerol and smoke pot, and call it a day since im so hardcore
<ihatestan> god I hate my little brother <ihatestan> its my mothers birthday and I got her a Amethyst necklace <ihatestan> than out of no where my brother goes "mom has +3 strengh"
<Hiroe> I want to create a new doll toy for kids <Hiroe> called "Jersey Baby" <Hiroe> Idea being, it screams endlessly, until you wrap it in plastic to silence it and throw it away
(@CadWork) for a long time listening to snoop dogg when I was young I was like, wtf is that (@CadWork) now when I hear them say words I don't know the meaning off, I just assume it's drugs
<jcarle> We don't have SATs in canada. <jcarle> All our words stop at 6 letters.
<1stStrike> is everything in britian closed on a saturday or something? <Jericho24.> at 6pm, yes <1stStrike> well it's only 1 pm <Jericho24.> as u just said urself... B R I T A I N <1stStrike> oh wait
<Slyder> I think i found what i am going to buy <Slyder> http://www.futureshop.ca/catalog/proddetail.asp?sku_id= 0665000FS10006972& catid=10220&logon=&langid=EN&dept=1&WLBS=fsweb6&MSCSProfile= 04F5E73718534B93F3C511 B6289DBD5550C54405B2BE30A52CB53ABFF8716E7FE52D9C5C57B21A5894C6A6E05467561C22530DBF 981DF35CB5F364A5C835B6B7135EA94E78B9705B401CC5D977D837F3C134AC33E90B98115492CDA152 3C33E076FB2030322CB217386F89CB622647687BDD9F8FE7C5E5FF <Slyder> thoughts? <Hadaken> Get a shorter URL
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<hans> Impersonating another individual on the Internet is not only against our rules but it is also against the law. It constitutes and falls under Identity Theft and/or Fraud. Furthermore there are other laws specifically regarding impersonation on the Internet that also apply to it. <hans> 0_o *** hans is now known as Tiger_Woods <Tiger_Woods> someone want to play golf?
Dutchman: I admit ignorance, I have no idea what a Dirty Sanchez is but thats the name of my fantasy football league
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<@red_solar> ircN[moo]/boxstats: [uptime: 2w 23h 36m 42s record: 2w 23h 38m 43s] <@shawn> 12:41AM up 33 days, 5:21, 1 user, load averages: 0.01, 0.00, 0.00 <@red_solar> Uptime for redsolar-unix.mchsi.com (OpenBSD 3.2): 5:38PM up 26 days, 22:55, 0 users, load averages: 1.07, 1.09, 1.08 <@SQFreak> uptime(win2k): win(1d 22h 53m 17s) serv(21m 14s) today(4h 45m 6s) xirc(30m 1s) best(1d 22h 53m 4s) < m0use> i think my workstation is up 47 now <+[nobong]> Linux nebula 2.4.18-14 #1 Wed Sep 4 13:35:50 EDT 2002 i686 i686 i386 GNU/Linux <+[nobong]> 6:13pm up 33 days, 20:07, 1 user, load average: 0.00, 0.00, 0.00 <@shawn> darn [nobong], beat me :P <@Tecky> stupid fucks ... stop with the my dick is bigger cuz i got a longer uptime bs <@Tecky> =-] < m0use> its not about size.. its about how long you keep it up
<Cypher_Dyne> I feel like ipizza tonight. <Nakoo> Ipizza? <[Smoke]> That's the pizza for Mac users <[Smoke]> iPizza <[Smoke]> It's semi-transparent and comes in at least 5 colors <[Smoke]> Also, iPizza is in no way compatible with your current pizza cutting tools
<Lady> wat does your nick mean or stand for <Gandalf> you serious? <Lady> wat i say <Gandalf> I just can't believe that you don't know where Gandalf comes from <Lady> sorry i'm way behind you lovey <Gandalf> it's ok.. do you watch porn? <Lady> not that much <Gandalf> oh ok.. it's the name of a porn star <-- Lady has quit (Quit: Leaving)
(@f00kaG0at) im still trying to figure out how to get to minesweeper (@f00kaG0at) in xp (@Yemen) :D (@f00kaG0at) goddamn new start menu (@Yemen) yeh (@Yemen) it confused me for a couple of days too (@f00kaG0at) ive had it 5 months (@Yemen) oh (@Yemen) ^_^
<@ANARCHEY> LOL da_rut@hotmail.com intentionally sent me a few mails with a virus in it.. luckily my Norton picked it up... now i was gonna subscribe his e-mail address with some gay porn sites... first site i tried he was already subscribed to :P
<mattttttt> shut up <mattttttt> all of you <cat9> fuck off <mattttttt> shut the fuck up and stop filling up my logs <cat9> if you want silence, go and idle in notepad
<pHluid> GF the other day said something about me not washing my hands after I take a piss <pHluid> "First of all, I don't piss on my hands. Secondly, you put the damn thing IN YOUR MOUTH, I think I'll be allright to touch it every now and then." <pHluid> That shut her up.
<Antimatter> for a moment I thought M$ was going into the arms contracting business there <Antimatter> oh, wait. they are, aren't they <Antimatter> battleships running Windows... *shudder* <NightmareBlade> o-O <Antimatter> yes, they're pushing to get windows used in control systems for ships & stuff <Antimatter> gives a new dimension to "blue screen of death" <Antimatter> "Uh-oh, the fire control computer got infected with a virus" <NightmareBlade> ***WARNING*** U.S.S New Jersey could not load targetting codes. Please insert your Windows 98 SE cd into b:
<edeity> DDoS attack on a nightclub bar, get all your friends to keep asking for water.
<egernness> jeg leder efter en sød pige som vil lære mig bedre at kende... hun må godt have lidt de samme interesser som mig, en webdesigner ville være overdrevet vildhed.... /msg me <@bamsefar> egernness: what? <egernness> need sex
<+sic6sic> HOLY FUCK! <+sic6sic> i just found a cd full of pr0n i forgot i had <+sic6sic> }=] * +sic6sic is gone (reason: uhhhhh...uhm.....sleeping? )
<unclefu> why the hell is network browsing so slow with xp <unclefu> ... perhaps it's cause the other computer is off...
<Rose> can someone explain to me why are the celeron 1ghz so much cheaper than the P42.2ghz? <Rose> are they that much different? <Rose> speed wise?
<WhatUSee> does anybody know a decent format utility other than the windows default?
<[MAAO]ricequeen> HEY GUYS <[MAAO]ricequeen> A GIRL WANTS TO CYBER WITH ME <[MAAO]ricequeen> SHOULD IS AY YES <[SA]Portable591> do it <[SA]diekthx> IT"S A DUDE DUDE <[SA]rizzou> WOOT PING HER ANUS <[sa]unsound> what sort of fuqn question is that <[sa]-piston> SHE HAS A PENIS <[SA]TheFlyingTortillaMan> PIX PLZ <[sa]-piston> SHE WAS BORN AND STILL IS A MAN <[SA]eloH> traceroute ur sperm 2 her face <[sa]unsound> of course the answer is LOL K, U GO FIST <[SA]rizzou> fist? or first? <[sa]unsound> fist <[sa]-piston> FIST
<timmo> i wonder if gay people are ever like <timmo> "oh man that is so straight" <timmo> or <timmo> "youre so heterosexual" <Livewire0> "Quit being such a hetero!" <Livewireo> with the limp wrst flick, of course
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<Zeal> Ignorance is bliss. :] <devilsad> Ignorance is leaning out the car window at 100 miles per hour, feeling the wind in your hair... then hitting a pole. <Brass> Ignorance is watching the instant replay, and hoping the guy makes the catch this time.
<MegamanX2K> Heh, I wonder what my mom'll think when she sees my Dune 2000 T Shirt. <MegamanX2K> "Long life the fighters? Arabs? WTF, my son's a terrorist!"
<Arch1942> oh my god i love this WC3 mod <dj> whats it like? <Arch1942> 4 races that have 3 abilities each <Arch1942> orcs, humans, night elves, and undead. <Arch1942> Very Cool. <dj> cool <dj> whats the differences between the races? <Hamster-AFK> dj - Well, white people can't jump for one thing
<wig> Seriously... .45k/sec it is a joke.. I could have just gone out and taken my own photos of children in this time
<Spike> I had a cook at my job ask if I wanted to go out for a beer and a bong hit today. <Spike> I should have known to just say no when a 40 year old man who was in jail for a year says to me (age 19) "Hey, what are you doing tonight?"
<freek> hey man, when i go to buy condoms, i'll be standing tall. "TONIGHT.. I AM GETTING SOME."
<Z> Swear to god.. <Z> These guinea pigs are like <Z> Not even 6 months old <Z> AND THEY LOST THEIR VIRGINITY LIKE 10000000000000000000000000 TIMES <Z> ><; <Incorrect> lol <Incorrect> hjahahahahah <Z> Now they're pissing me off.. <Z> I can't get one simple pussy <Z> And they're hitting them like a batting cage
<mspencer> but when people say it's impossible to travel faster than light, they're probably right. Some extremely interesting and surprising things would have to happen before that could be wrong. <Wataru> mspencer: like my getting laid? <Biggy> EXACTALY <Biggy> IMPROBABLE, BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE. JUST VERY CLOSE.
<whit> regardless that i like my womens to have badonkadonk asses <whit> and drink 40s before i slam my big meat pole up there <whit> nothing like the feeling that you are fucking one of those Big Arbys roast beef sandwiches with extra sauce.
<s0ul> all i know is, i know where the chloroform is in the lab now..... i'll have a date one way or the other for Valentine's Day
<ShoveX> beerman would you have gay sex for 2 million dollars? <@Beerman> with who <@Beerman> and do I have to pay all at once <@Beerman> or can I pay in instalments
<jay> when i get married im gonna buy my wife a BMW 318, because they are really safe and yet sluggish enough for her not to cause any trouble <adam> yeah? when i get married, im gonna take out a big life insurance policy on my wife and buy her a Hyundai Excel
<Pieh0> whats wrong with handcuffs and a ball gag to make things fun <[Clowneh]> nothing if u just got arrested.... <Pieh0> what??
<nolamerbro> i m god in cs <nolamerbro> my shots are perfectly timed and geometrically placed right into peoples skulls <Jtal> thats a fancy way of saying "AIMBOT"...