<Mayonaise> i wonder if the guy from police academy that makes noises can mimic a 56k modem handshake and complete a connection to a computer
<SMW> god damn.. I realy dont photograph well <Peter> Actually, you photograph very well. Unfortunately, that's how you look in real life.
<dirtyfrog> My life's ambition is to be quoted on bash. <dirtyfrog> And that's the truth <ap0c> That's really really sad.
<Beanie> so what should I play? <DarkMSTie> adventure games ==Beanie fires up Zork <DarkMSTie> I need a graphical interface <Beanie> graphical shmaphical <Beanie> the graphics are in your BRAIN!!!
<slA>hmm, saw this on the QDB <slA><MegaMechaMrEd> I saw a funeral hearse with "BBL" on the reg plate today. It was funny in a macabre sort of way. <slA>There's a funeral company where I live, and one of their hearses' licence plates is "YUR NEXT"
<Noplex> So Herne, what is your New years resolution? <Herne> To stop talking to you? <Noplex> You broke that already. <Herne> Oops
<Mbwana> When i was 10 I was on a ferry and it was very windy out, so I decided to take an entire roll of toilet paper and see if I could let it all out into the wind and see if I could unroll the whole thing before it touched the water. <Mbwana> It was quite amusing. <Rialian> well? did you? <Mbwana> Yes <Rialian> hehehehe <Mbwana> It looked very neat <Qaulorn> you're easily amused too? <Sealom> How far did it get before it hit the water? <Mbwana> Of course I am, why do you think I'm on this channel? <Qaulorn> how did it not tear? did you get the super absorbant quilted kind? <Qaulorn> do you get the runs? share with us, we are here to help you <Mbwana> Once I had the entire roll unraveled. I would estimate that it flew in the wind for about 1 1/2 minutes or so <Qaulorn> was it patterned? or plain white? <Mbwana> It plain <Mbwana> Uh <Mbwana> Minus the it <Mbwana> People were awestruck at my amazing feat. People even videotaped it and took pictures of it. <Sealom> I accuse you of lying.
<Rafa> A Pirate walks into a bar. <Rafa>The bartender says "Hey youve got a steering wheel in your crotch." <Malkatov> The pirate says "Arrrr its driving me nuts"
<@lemming> i had my box for a while, and had to have replacement HDs twice, since they kept getting errors on them... the second time they sent a different make, 60gig, instead of the 40gig i had before... and it's noisy as fuck :/ <@lemming> still, if i turn my death metal up load enough i can't hear it, and that allows me to have 20 gigs more death metal than i could have had before... ;)
<[Binary]> How do I block pornsites and stuff in Windows? My aunt just got a huge bill after her kids had been surfing.
<Raspberry> I'm a "Businessman" i work for myself -- I do not sit in my parents basement and drink mountain dew all day while beating off to Princess Leah during the Jabba the Hutt scenes -- so I really don't relate to most "linux geeks"
<Drac|working> cool pizza,beer and my computer......this is the life <Seth> Drac|working: that is the life of one who doesn't have a life ;)
<bigcalm> are anal probes fun? <Tesko> only if they are generious with the lube
--> Sunny (~Sunny@as1-71.w3c.com) has joined #gtk+ <Sunny> hello every one <Sunny> can anyone tell me waht to choose QT or GTK+
<@DataBrokers> Wow I just some more skiers in Canada were caught up in another avalanche right near where those fellows died in one just last month. <@DataBrokers> Those folks need to pay attention more it seems to me. <crrj> Yes, teenagers, age 13-15 or so <netnomad> It happened the day of the NASA barbeque. <netnomad> They're just reporting it now, cuz the AP wire isn't as congested. <@DataBrokers> OH, that's cold <netnomad> No, actually it was kinda hot.
<nullstar> i'm not criticizing, either. <nullstar> well, i guess i am, but it's intended in a constructive manner <nullstar> which is the good cholesterol of criticism. :)
<@LinuxGrrl> 'president bush, your popcorn burned. we have the fbi investigating the terrorist attack on your evening snack.'
(markut) that this was a bicycly accident (@El-Ztevo) bicycly? does that mean it kinda involved bicycles?
<pb2k> im gonna rename man on unix to woman ... cause they think they know everything anyhoo <Morpheus> and if you tell some-one to "grep their man for 'release'" non-technical people might look at you funny
<fnad> damn look at those spaceship quotes plummet on the QDB! <grongy> SHIT! <grongy> at this rate I'll never be able to find good nigger quotes again
<just4helpin> How did you guys get your ideas for user names? <synth> i dunno <Wrench> im a tool
(@tgitm): I still think its funny when girls say "size doesn't matter" (@tgitm): if that's the case, why are dildos never small but beautiful?
<Burned> Its stuff like the Columbia shuttle disaster that really brings you down to earth
<Spike> Spam email title: "Did you get your dsjtlkasjt today?" <Spike> Why no, no I did not.
<Y> I dl'ed the Tatu video <Fuzen> No one is going to remember them in a month, I guarantee you. <Y> that's because everyone who listens to them now except for myself did so because they saw them make out in the video first <Fuzen> Correct. <Fuzen> That's the entire reason that they're popular. <Fuzen> They make out in their video. <Fuzen> I would advise them to continue this trend, but increase in gratuity each video. At that rate, they'll be fucking donkeys by their next album. <Y> next video, "All the things she said club remix" <Y> they take their clothes off and snowball in the rain <Y> they get hardcore gangbanged in the video after that <Fuzen> Then it's on to bukkake. <Y> it'll be snuff porn by track 10, and there goes their careers <Fuzen> I look forward to that day.
* PokeSmot pokes everyone to sleep <+JohnTaSays> ur nick somehow makes me keep thinkin of smoke pot <@Pyroman> ...
<Reaper_of_Souls> at the risk of sounding unbelievably gay, lace underware has more crotch space than you'd think
<Jihan_Xan> Or [P] in a dress, and his penis in my mouth. I am yelling "SUCK AMANDA, SUCK!" to him. <Jihan_Xan> fuck <Jihan_Xan> haha <Jihan_Xan> I just dissed myself. <[P]aradox> Yep, that you did. <pumkin> lol Jihan! <Jihan_Xan> I need to stop smoking crack. <[P]aradox> The power of Christ compels you <pumkin> I had to read that twice.
<+Sketchee> I used to subscribe to this magazine: www.clubfreshmen.com/ <+TheWalls> im not clicking that link <NSGuest-617> me neither <+Sketchee> It's obviously college related. <+Sumez> sounds like gay porn to me <+Sumez> "fresh men" <NSGuest-617> knowing sketchee, it is <+Sketchee> Damn you all. <+Sketchee> Sad part is you're right.
CHz16: So, I was trying to figure out why I keep playing Super Monkey Ball 2. CHz16: Was it the puzzles? The action? The vibrant landscapes? CHz16: And then I realized, I didn't need an excuse. CHz16: You don't need to rationalize making monkeys encased in clear, plastic balls fall off a level into a lake of fiery death. mactigerz: rofl CHz16: I just hope the ASPCA doesn't find out.
<Kitsa> heh, you want to see something funny, closed-caption the news. <Kitsa> "twenty people were taken to the emergency room after touching debris" <Kitsa> translates to <Kitsa> "twently people were taken to emerge in see room after touching the brie." <Kitsa> the deaf must think we're insane.
<adm> i should run for office <adm> and my slogan will be this <adm> "I DON'T CARE AT ALL ABOUT ANY OF YOUR PROBLEMS! :D" <adm> with the smiley and everything <ryu829> hey i cant log in through mirc <adm> I DON'T CARE! :D
<crunchyfish> The space shuttle Columbia walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, why do you look so down?" The shuttle says, "Oh, I just broke up with my crew."
<_mrT> hahah mate said baout the quote: <_mrT> "how can it go -5? there arent any niggers mentioned.." <doggie^> hah
<+AnimeFreak> X-Bahamut, did i have a fag count of 31? <+AnimeFreak> err <+AnimeFreak> frag <@Tenchi> I'm sure your fag count is much higher.
(doggie^): im addicted to internet shopping or something (slippy): me too (slippy): i bought 5 internets the other day
<PACHUKA> I'm exempt from draft <PACHUKA> W00T <TonyD> PACHUKA: cuz you're borderline retarded? <PACHUKA> tonyd: no, because I'm unfing your mother, they don't take charity workers
<Focusyn> hmm there are chicks on my floor named Johnnie, Scott and Brett <@SJr|Tecra> tell them that after the operations they are suppose to pick girls names.
<novalis> How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? <novalis> Two. One to hold the giraffe, and another to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.
<bad_carpet> false alarm <bad_carpet> My uncle wouldn't care if I was IRCing <bad_carpet> I'm just embarrased. <bad_carpet> to be found doing so <bad_carpet> Imagine what they'd think if they knew a 25 year old man calling himself bad_carpet was talking to a 19 year old man calling himself, 'muffin'
<Huge_Spatula> I wanted to submit a mistake from "The Man in the Iron Mask" to www.moviemistakes.com that said, "Watch the scenes that feature Leanardo Dicapprio carefully. He can't act."
<IanJ> so I got on the elevator here to come up to my room and these girls were in there and they were like "You know, you live on our floor but we never get to see you!" and I'm like... "Duh... uhm... yeah... uhh.... well I don't know you guys..." and then there was an awkward silence. but when we got back to my floor I pulled out my electric guitar and started wailing on it. and they accepted me. and I am now the king of earth. <ElCarpeto> Ian masters tribal ethics. <IanJ> the real ending to that little story is a lot more depressing.
<^catalyst> we're a bunch of geeks, we collectively know everything. <WhiteyFord> yeah.. some of us even know how to get laid <Redback> im sure a large majority know how WhiteyFord <Redback> its just some strugle with the prerequsites
<ChompyGator> every time you tell a lie, it makes the baby Jesus cry.. <Flirbnic> But Jesus isn't a baby any more <Flirbnic> He's a corpse <Oberfeldwebel> OMG HE DIED?!?!?!!? <Oberfeldwebel> My thoughts and prayors go out to the christ fammily.