<grem> i even told my engrish teacher my dog ate my homework so i was forced to gut it <grem> but it was half digested so she owed me a dog
<zamros> WHEN I SAW IT I WANTED TO SHIT MY PANTS <zamros> THEN I REALIZED I WAS ON THE TOILET <zamros> SO I JUST SHIT RIGHT THERE
<Ig[AtWork]> For your pleasure...bad quotes: <Ig[AtWork]> Hec-1: I got the japanese version of the bang bus <Ig[AtWork]> Last_blade: lol <Ig[AtWork]> Last_blade: I bet the japanese version of bang bus is called... "SUPER FUN RALLY BANG BUS GO GO GO!!! Make Happy strange girl!"
<chojin> i love reading the bottom quotes on bash.org <chojin> they're so funny <chojin> i mean, even niggers know they're funny <djay_> ! <chojin> well, they would, if they could read the quotes <chojin> dumb niggers
<slinky> i ordered a pizza <slinky> the pizza guy came and brought the pizza, he said: "there was no address, but i figured it was for you" <slinky> maybe i order too regularly or something <thokky> slinky heh <_mrT> slinky i ordered pizza on the weekend <thokky> sounds a bit like mrT <_mrT> and pizza service boss himself dleivered it <_mrT> and started smalltalk.. <_mrT> "you havent ordered in quite some time.." <_mrT> me: "i was on holidays" <_mrT> "oh where did you go to?" <_mrT> etc for 5mins <_mrT> i was like WTF heh <thokky> _mrT you are the one what makes their business profitable <thokky> heh <slinky> good customer relations :) <_mrT> hehe <slinky> it's probably a cover for mafia to wash money <thokky> "hey i heard mrT moved into city, theres market for pizza delivery place" <slinky> so now you're friends with the Family :) <thokky> yeah <thokky> and they start to call you Nicky Foureye <slinky> i think i definitely should not eat so much pizza <thokky> or Fat-Tony <slinky> haha <slinky> Squeaky-Vinnie <thokky> hehe yea
<Way> its all the same to you tho <Way> u just stick it in his ass anyways .. <Way> boy or girl <Hiro> true <Hiro> but with girls you can go front then flip over and pretend its a boy <Hiro> double the fun <Hiro> and boys squirm too much <Hiro> Imean I want a bit of a fight but not while IM concentrating
<+MegamanX2K> They shoulda advertised UT03 at the super bowl <@Tenchimaru_Draconis> heh <+MegamanX2K> who needs Football when you have BOMBING RUN! <+MegamanX2K> <Jerry_Rice> YOU BLEED BETTER THAN YOU PUNT! <Tenchimaru_Draconis> heh <MegamanX2K> with all the interceptions Tampa Bay made, John Madden shoulda yelled out "RrrrrrrrrrrrrRAMPAGE!"
<D3adlode> I was a mistake you jackass <Quasar> We all got birth certificates, d3 got an apology letter from durex
<Thermy> CE is both a pain and a pleasure to work with, like sex with a teenager <tom> you can only make jokes about sex with teenagers if you arent fucking one i think <Thermy> who made those rules? <Hocho> jesus, lord of atlantis <Eskimo> that guy owes me five bucks
<tinker> ok i can't do my man right... i try to man man and it don't work i mean i installed from rpm by tar -RPM package.bz2 can anyone help it just crashes and says stuff to me <soroh6> haha <Threed> for help on doing your man, try gaysRus.com <soroh6> he can't do his man right
*** Rossy is now known as Rossy|Married <Rossy|Married> ullo <StoneColdSpider> u poor bastard Rossy <Rossy|Married> thanx StoneColdSpider I still see you must be having a successful relationship with you PC <StoneColdSpider> oh i am indeed we are expecing a palm pilot anyday now
( LiNKz ) I need to grab a good copy of Win2k server ( SpiritMaster ) my friend had it but during installation it scared him so he installed win me again
<wip3out|isthekeymaster>fuck, i knew it... the one time I wanted pizza and it happens to be super bowl sunday, and now PapaJohns.com is getting DOSed by fat football fans.
<[bM]DrFunk-404-> i talked for 4 hours, to my anti-drug girlfriend <[bM]DrFunk-404-> stoned off my ass <[bM]DrFunk-404-> she didnt suspect nothing <[bM]DrFunk-404-> im like "everyone here is wasted and toasted" <[bM]DrFunk-404-> she is like You arent i hope <[bM]DrFunk-404-> im like Nope! <[bM]DrFunk-404-> oh man, i should be an actor <LoZel> no you shouldnt <[bM]DrFunk-404-> yes <LoZel> no dude you cant even make text beleivable
<[Basil]Ruger> WHO IN THE FUCK USED MY CUM CLEAN UP RAG AS A GODDAMNED OIL RAG? <[Basil]Ruger> FUCKING NASTY SHIT <[Basil]Ruger> NOW I HAVE A NIGGER DICK * [Basil]Ruger screams loudly
<Raekwon> Matrix 2: "Hey Neo, let's go for a walk" **CRAZY MATRIX MUSIC** camera angles all over the place, approx time to walk one block 25 minutes <BlurryMystr> haha, well yeah. It's the Matrix. <BlurryMystr> Nothing ever happens plainly in the Matrix. <Tituba> tying shoes <Raekwon> just like The Bible <Tituba> breathing <Teegus> "Neo! walk the dog" *Kung foo dog shitting action* <BlurryMystr> Neo: "Boy, this burger looks good." *agents leap up, try to steal the burger, Neo has to fight them off while eating fries* <Teegus> neo dodges fries leaving onion ring trails <Tituba> after he finishes killing them all he mutters "now that's done my way"
<AL9000> I'm gonna make my girlfriend a valentine with the goatse man on it, and it will have a caption that reads "I love you thiiisss much!"
<Karate|Superbowl> i hate on football they always assume u know all the colors and which team name and team city they go with :| <Karate|Superbowl> cuz for scores tehy just show like a pic and the number <@Azhrarn> I hate on football how they always have like 10-15 minutes of crap in between all the good commercials
<Sil> WHY CAN'T I BE DEPRESSED ON MY OWN?! Everyone else gets depressed and pissy when i'm down......grrr...... <Elfasi> The key to being depressed on your own, is to go away and be alone and not tell anyone about it :)
<lude> Are they streaming the superbowl anywhere? <@WinX> yes. <@WinX> http://your-fucking-tv/
<viro|work> i remember my birth <viro|work> it sucked :( <regener8ed> i remember your conception <regener8ed> it rocked
<danamania> pfft. exploding batteries. once again a PC manufacturer copies something apple was doing YEARS ago
<eddy> when the nurse was trying to guess how many units of alcohol I drank a week it was like playing higher or lower
<Aegis> You know what's REALLY freaky about the game Black & White? <Aegis> When you're helping these guys in the beginning build their boat... <Aegis> They want meat to eat along the way, right? No problem. <Aegis> Well...when you give a sheep to them they're like "Oooh, a sheep. Sheep have many uses...thank you." <Aegis> Makes me wonder...
<amiel> i got a new reality show <amiel> a chick has unprotected sex with 10 or so guys while she's ovulating, 9 months later a camera crew goes and ruins each guys life <amiel> we could call it remember me, or sexual roulette <amiel> or find a bunch of people who are related and don't know it, hook them up, and expose their incest
<|Asriel> How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? <|Asriel> Two, one to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis <|Asriel> I mean ladder!
[Rictor] 1f j00 (4n 1234d 7|-|15, j00 n33d 70 937 |41d [ArchDemon] *sob* so true.
systemtek: im just looking at my bids on ebay systemtek: brb gino220576: k gino220576: what u bidding for systemtek: a router gino220576: for drilling holes ?
<DesPlesda> Dammit, I got turned down for a blind date with the excuse "I think we should see other people". <Hugh> Yikes. <DesPlesda> Somehow she picked up on my geekness from just my voice. Scary. <DesPlesda> Maybe I shoudln't have started with 5 minutes of heavy breathing.
<roboman20> +_&----~~= <@MansoN> &----~~ looks like a handicap dude flying backwards while jizzing lol
<Meyow> remember back in 1996 <Meyow> when you used to think about 2000 <Meyow> and get all these space suits <Meyow> you know why its not like that <Meyow> I blame IRC <Meyow> :P <Meyow> more chatting then thinking <Meyow> like what 80% of the world uses IRC now <Meyow> "you have joined #sony" <Meyow> "so what should our next product be" <Meyow> "how about space suitS?" <Meyow> * idiot has been kicked by boss (your fired)
<cranefist> i love it when cool bands cover madonna <zed> So that way you don't have to admit that you like Madonna?
<FLB> Are you in the mood for some gaming? <Ouroboros> Uh huh. <FLB> Cause I should be finished in a reasonable amount of time. <FLB> So you have more or less two options. <FLB> A) You leave me an IP address, and I join you later. <FLB> B) You simply wait for my return, at which point game specifics are worked out, and we commence. <Ouroboros> C) I find a game, don't tell you the IP, and we never hook up. <FLB> D) I hunt you down and kill you. <Ouroboros> E) Ow. <FLB> F) Somehow we manage to accomplish all of the above. <Ouroboros> G) Not likely, but ok. <FLB> H) I know, but it was an idea. <Ouroboros> I) pick B) <FLB> J) I have to scroll up, please hold. <Ouroboros> K) <FLB> L)OL <FLB> M)an this is getting old. <Ouroboros> N)o kidding.
<Jens> JESUS WHAT THE FUCK <Jens> Spam mail from goatporn.com >_< <Liam> Jens <Liam> There are only lesbians making out <Liam> On Goatporn.com <Jens> Oh. <Jens> Whew. <Jens> ... <D> Leave it to Liam to go there and actually come back disappointed. <Jens> Why the fuck did you check that?
*** SyKnight (SyKnight@mctn1-3751.nb.aliant.net) has joined the channel <UrbnLgnd> :) *** SyKnight has left the channel <UrbnLgnd> i guess I have an ugly face
<prawn> i bet your array of games consoles and ability to buy wrestling PPVs makes you really popular
<Zwitta|d4_P41N> I should be voiced in here <[-FcG-]SoylentGreen> you can be if you give me money *** ChanServ sets mode: +v Zwitta|d4_P41N <Zwitta|d4_P41N> Thx for voice ChanServ <Zwitta|d4_P41N> aha <Zwitta|d4_P41N> ...there we go <[-FcG-]SoylentGreen> damn chanserv ruining my retirement plans
<castironpants>Everyone's mad at me because I faked an orgasm... <castironpants>...In the middle of a teen pregnancy seminar...
<dm0n3y> ----------------fags type below this line---------------------- <Vondi> Aiee <dm0n3y> GG VONDI <dm0n3y> wait, shit
<@The_Loser_Hyena> Bio was easy as breathing. <+[1RB]sika> no way man <+[1RB]sika> what are the parts of a chloroplast cell? <@The_Loser_Hyena> Physics wasn't bad either. <+[1RB]sika> come on tell me <+Lee> The math part of physics killed me <+Buchwald> oy, science talk. i'll come back when you guys are dumber
<stig> LCST: do you have a crack? <LCST> sure i do <LCST> | | <LCST> |( . )| <LCST> | | | <LCST> |__|__| <stig> lol <stig> um.. i mean for SecureCRT