<Shinji> You get martin luther king day off because it's symbolic of black people not working
<love`mouse> OMFG <love`mouse> I hope that's chocolate on my pillow <Dislexic> :/
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<Tramtrist> anyone seen vaun?(fucko?) <Tramtrist> someone post on vn and tell him to get in here pzl (plz) <Mardom> i saw him giving sexual favors to men <Tramtrist> k <Tramtrist> anyone not a complete tard see him? <Mardom> haha <Mardom> good luck finding one of those in here <Tramtrist> yeah ;/
<druid> orgies, are they like birthday parties? <Deimos> what? the older you get the less fun they become? <druid> Deimos: it's like some old couples try to spice up their dimming sex life with nudism <druid> but end in a situation "can you please remove your saggy breast from my coffee
<MrFixIt> kekekekekekekeke zerg rush ^____^ <MrFixIt> That's all the Korean I know
<lav> pandas are black and white, lamer <lav> that bear is solid grey <Zhuzhen> hey Lav, join #avaxx for a sec. <lav> ok? <Zhuzhen> no one in there? <Zhuzhen> yeah, that's the room of people that care.
NotSpudBoy : http://www.bash.org/?5259 FishingForCoins : haha FishingForCoins : What's this? NotSpudBoy : Just a site with a whole bunch of chat quotes. FishingForCoins : ... FishingForCoins : http://www.bash.org/?1964 NotSpudBoy : God we're geeks.
<Nimduin> Holy fucking shit. <Nimduin> http://www.mclaren4sale.com/main.html <Match> Bet you could get that girl you're always talking about in that car. <sede> Yeah, the bitch couldn't dodge me in that sweet ride, I'd wear her like a hood ornament
<stout> :D\-< <stout> :D|-< <stout> :D|> <stout> :D|-< <stout> :D/-< <stout> :D|-< <stout> :D|> <stout> :D|-< <stout> :D\-< <stout> :D|-< <stout> :D|-< <stout> :)|-< <stout> :|<-< <stout> =(<-<
<Minion> I think I might have genital herpes. <Minion> Holy fucking shit <Minion> Why does herpes.com have a dating service? <Minion> "I got genital herpes! Better go spread it!"
<DoctorRiff> i hear that every year the piro comes out of his hole in the ground and if he sees his shadow we will have 6 more weeks of delayed comics
<Clutch-Dialup> You're like a guy who says to his beautiful girlfriend, "I think we should see other people." And is surprised when she says "Great!!" Then you have to watch her enjoying herself with a multitude of studs, while you play D&D with your geeky friends.
<an_ass733> How do you tell if your roommate is gay? When his dick tastes like shit.
<tumult> well that was like the coolest class period i've ever had <lasombra> tumult ? <tumult> this kid asks me for a dollar so he can get something from a vending machine <tumult> i tell him i don't have one (truth) <tumult> he says bullshit <tumult> i tell him to fuck off <tumult> he stands up and punches me in the face three times <tumult> sits back down <tumult> teacher doesn't notice/care <tumult> so blood is pouring out onto my desk <tumult> from my lip <tumult> i turn to the girl next to me and say <tumult> "hey, can i use one of the tissues jammed into your bra?" <zyko^> what did she do? <tumult> punched me in the face
<Turd_Ferguson> static he is also a digital gangster <static> digital gangster? <static> wtf does that mean? <static> he haf a digital crew of thugs? <static> a shit load of 1's and 0's?
<SteamedHams> anyway i have a question about the US <+firehawk> sure man <SteamedHams> if you drop a watermelon off the empire state building, does it get eaten by negroes before it hits the ground?
<Gobi> know what's better than pasta? <Feat> pornography <Gobi> more pasta! <Gobi> ...and that <Feat> porn pasta? <Gobi> porno-getti <Feat> ravi-hole-ey <Feat> hmm <Gobi> hmm indeed <Gobi> heh heh heh <Gobi> we could market to all the college dropouts in Canada and make billions off their unspent student loans!
<Thom> How can a guy be offended by male nudity? <Thom> Did you have trouble showering? <Thom> OH FUCK OH FUCK ITS A PENIS
<@TreeSquid> i wonder what percentage of people jerk off at work.... <@TreeSquid> i know i used to <SLiVeR> I never did <cokey> i used to <cokey> when i worked at the daycare....
<egg> I said I was back with Cake. I never said there was enough for everyoone <Diet_Crack> IM ETHIOPIAN.. POOR, HUNGRY, NOW GIVE ME CAKE <kooshy> didn't napster teach you anything about sharing? <egg> Yes. <egg> Don't.
[StrikeBot] 65. Who sought to create The Great Society? [StrikeBot] Here's a hint: L__do_ ____s__ [Chevelle] bhudda [Video] Lando Calrisian [MinuS] lando calrisian
<timmo> i remember when my art teacher the first day of class <timmo> first day of highschool <timmo> made us write a a one page essay <timmo> on <timmo> "WHY PORN IS NOT ART" <timmo> i think thats what set the mood for me hating him for the rest of my highschool career <timmo> so i wrote one on why i thought porn was art <timmo> and got 0 for it <timmo> i shrugged it off though <arse-poet> so why was porn art <arse-poet> according to your essay <timmo> i dont know <timmo> i think it had something to do with airbrushing <arse-poet> lol <timmo> i cant really remember <jestuh> lol
<power> so are there really no people here who have the Avril Lavigne CD? <power> dammit <power> back to the old fashioned way of pirating <bored> power, you're going to put on an eye patch and sail the seven seas?
<Jester{work}> butt sex is like spinach , if you're forced to
eat it when you're a kid you wont like it as an adult.
<IgnusDei> i hate my BROTHER <IgnusDei> and MY SISTER <Hyperian> i love your sister <IgnusDei> no you wouldn't <IgnusDei> oh sure the sex is great at first <IgnusDei> but then she's such a bitch
<_anarchy> heheh <_anarchy> about time <Night`> took me a while, because i am special <_anarchy> indeed <jokes> Night, special isn't the word =) <Night`> but it is the euphemism
<DigiBree> my uncle once took a huge length of dental floss and i asked him what he was doin with it...and he said he was going to floss between his bum cheeks......then he went into the bathroom :/ <Rake> lol thats just fucked :P
<imbezol> one thing about dvorak though... you never make typos because you're watching the screen all the time and never the keyboard
<Espresso> you should wipe it down with some alcohol and shit just to be safe <nas> you should give the same advice to your roommate when he gets back <Espresso> naw, i was careful to stay on my side <nas> of the bed?
<filefly> and she asked me "should i be worried?" i said "no, you wanna know what i think?" <filefly> so i told her <filefly> "...and the prospect of finding her perfect educational institution threatens to overwhelm her tiny brain" <filefly> which normally would've made her laugh <filefly> had i not left the letters "i" and "n" off of "brain" * filefly bashes head on desk repeatedly
<Meyowith> 875 sparks one piston does <Meyowith> on a v8 <Meyowith> doing 7000rpms <CrazySpence> pfft <CrazySpence> my hard drive does more RPM than that <CrazySpence> lol <Meyowith> but how much torque does your harddrive have <Meyowith> :P <nataku> more than a HONDA <Meyowith> HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHHA
<clippy> 11:21pm up 42 days, 49 min, 2 users, load average: 0.03, 0.04, 0.00 <clippy> do you know how long it took me to get that uptime? <Apollo-> clippy: About 42 days
<etoilet> i went into the D&D store cuz they had old capcom arcade booths for sale, and my girlfriend followed me in. All the guys were sitting at a table playing D&D, and this one long haired dude got up out of his seat, strode up to my gf, bowed and said "May I help you my lady?" <crunchyfish> I don't know, man. That's pretty smooth. What was his charisma? 17? 18?
Dr SpaZZo: LOLOOLL in the locker room at school Dr SpaZZo: Theres this fat, mentally retarded kid who always asks us for pennies Dr SpaZZo: and someone today gave him a quarter Dr SpaZZo: so he started asking for quarters Dr SpaZZo: On Monday someone's going to bring in a 500 dollar monopoly bill, and maybe some houses
<Nugget> hint: if you're going to mispel a word, choose a word that isn't "illeterate" <Nugget> your dumb.
[|313|GTSR] i just rememberd i have test tomarrow [|313|GTSR] i hate HS (rAzor) You'd better pray it's not a spelling test. :
<Spacer> just heard a funny story from my mom just now <Spacer> she works as a teacher <Spacer> and in one of her classes, it started to smell like dog poo <Spacer> so she made everyone check their shoes, but they were all clean <Spacer> so she went to the head of year <Spacer> and got her to check everyones shoes <Spacer> but they were all clean still <Spacer> the smell was coming from the radiator area, so she asked the caretaker to check it out <Spacer> while he was doing that, she sent everyone outside <Spacer> but it still smelt in the corridor <Spacer> and she traced the smell to some girl <Spacer> and she checked her shoes, but they were clean <Spacer> she goes "you smell a little whiffy today, go to the toilets and check yourself out" <Spacer> so she walks off <Spacer> and the smell goes <Spacer> when she gets back, she goes to my mom <Spacer> with a big smile on her face, and says "sorry miss, i poo'd my panties" <Spacer> this is a year 11 girl, like 17 years old :P
<tragic> i would seriously pay money, like... movie ticket prices (per incident), if there was a device that allowed people to teleport from one place to another during irc conversations. it would be all like <tragic> <aZnb0i002> MAN FuK U ILL CUM 2 UR hUouSE and RaPE ur MOM biTCH ill FUCK you uP! <tragic> <john> oh seriously? *warp* <tragic> <john> hi <tragic> <aZnb0i002> oh, hello there sir. i think you were talking to my brother a minute ago. however, he left me to give you his sincerest apologies and sends word that he hopes your mother is doing exceptionally well today
<[33rd-A]Ruger> i've actually considered assassination in order to get a girl <Logic_BomB> your into necrophilia too eh?
[@|Asriel] I just got a crazy telemarket call [@|Asriel] an autoglass repair shop, asking if we had any damaged auto glass we'd like a free quote on [@|Asriel] I wondered if that was a variant on "is your refrigerator running" [@|Asriel] if I had broken glass, I'd do something about it [@Mono] lol [@|Asriel] not sit around hoping someone will call me up [@|Asriel] 911 doesnt call you up randomly "We were wondering if anybody happens to be dying, traped, giving birth, or breaking into your home at the moment" [@|Asriel] "I'm so glad you called, there's a guy holding a gun to my face" [@Mono] rofl
<`RaSh> how do i install linux i got the cd and i dont see the setup.exe or install.exe
<sic_> where the fuck could i find some decent fucking wallpaper <C4thY> home depot <C4thY> hahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahahhahhahhahah you walked right into that one dipshit