<unrealer> shit <unrealer> who is good at medic here? <unrealer> how long does it take blood which stuck in u're vain to dissove? <unrealer> i think i popped my vain <unrealer> shit <PInK-PSy> o_O <unrealer> its at my leg <PInK-PSy> sucks to be you <unrealer> .... ... ... <BluWacky> I think you'd be in a lot more pain and howling for an ambulance if you'd really "popped a vein". * PInK-PSy nods <unrealer> well not really pop. more like the blood stream stuck <unrealer> its all hard and shit <unrealer> compair to my other leg <PInK-PSy> dude, get off the computer <PInK-PSy> and do something about it =
<Viper550esp> heh hell, you have no idea what hell is! Try standing inbetween two large fat women at a manson concert who decided just to wear the bare minimum to get it in concert. Oh thats nothing, they decided that it would be fun to start a mash pit. I kid you not those two women took out 7 people with one massive shove <Jaytda4th> omg that is hell! A manson concert.. im so sorry.
<_audit_> you know when you've been working in the pr0n industry too long when all you have to see is the pussy and you know what girl is on camara
(djaby) ohh k me frm marz (djaby) visit sum time... (djaby) its a cooool place (djaby) ur zip has sum ko0o0o00ol tackz... (st0vbold) I thought so, since you can't spell shit's worth (djaby) u there zip.... (djaby) this st0vbold iz borin2 talk wit.. (djaby) :) (st0vbold) sure I am (djaby) yeah but me like 2 speak eit borin ppl also... (djaby) :) (djaby) so u r in q plz wait...:) (djaby) lol (st0vbold) go back to dalnet (djaby) cum into me chann sum time... me a op in it ... me vil bann u in a sec ??? :) (djaby) hey how cum u no me frm dalnet....
<kv9> ive just adjusted my sitting position <kv9> to conceal any possible sudden hardons
<Mario> were is evesyone? <penfold> in graamer school <penfold> grammar* <penfold> damnit, it backfired :\
<Jedi_Vader20> anyone know where I can find some goo pr0n? <PuffinFreshWog> have you tried the internet? <Jedi_Vader20> whoops
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<LucyFerr> ok..im blind apparently..wher the hell is brittneys nipple in that pic <LucyFerr> is this one of those "Pin the nipple on the whore" games?
<Fat-Burrick> What i want to know is why gandalf didnt rescue merry and pippin from the ents <Tumbleweed> would you? <Fat-Burrick> good point
barra: do u have to sign up to anythin to go to a lan? Goliath|LoTR II = Winner: errr... yes barra: what? Goliath|LoTR II = Winner: you have to sign up for a lan barra: how? Goliath|LoTR II = Winner: sign up
<[SoI]{X}CloudsnBunnies{X}> is 1942 a patch of dod or a
completely sepereate mod?
<[SoI]{X}CloudsnBunnies{X}> is 1942 a patch of dod or a
completely sepereate mod?
<J-0-K-e-R`secksi> .........1942 = different game
<blitz> i'm allergic to alcohol <blitz> I drink a 12 pack and I break out in hand-cuffs
<chris> i have one guy arguing that init.d scripts need to support mixed-case arguments <chris> "My first suggestion is to modify the way you match 'start' and 'stop' in <chris> your case statement. While technically, there is nothing wrong with the <chris> way you match it, I prefer [Ss][Tt][Aa][Rr][Tt] and [Ss][Tt][Oo][Pp]. Using <chris> this method, the matching is now case insensitive." <reflector> I'd email him back: "[sS][hH][uU][tT] [tT][hH][eE] [fF][uU][cC][kK] [uU][Pp]" <reflector> match that, asshole.
<Slime> I saw a headline on the newspaper today: "Horrific Rape in Alley", or something. <Slime> I was like "Is there any other kind of rape?" <Slime> "HILARIOUS RAPE AS CLOWN SODOMIZED
DasKrav: Where do you hide something from a Mexican? DasKrav: Put it under the soap. sse2122: Bastard.
(MS^Zealot): i do not have your fetish with dead people marmite (bovril): its not a fetish, i just like to fuck them
<r0bert> you are officially a complete and utter moron. <Evil_Girl_55> no u are beacause moran is spelled m-o-r-a-n u dope
<|404notfound> My friend, who was new to online gaming, complained to me about a 30 ping. <donotdisturb> LOL <|404notfound> But that's not all. His question to me was: <|404notfound> "Why won't it go any higher?"
<fatmatt> ha, the raelians claim to have produced the worlds first human clone, I doubt it, haven't they seen the Mormons? <fatmatt> those guys have even managed to clone the bicycle as well
* gryp sets mode: +v WicKeD <@gryp> he's tight ^ <@IBN-LGBR> like a virgin on prom night? * IBN-munkeydung sets mode: -v WicKeD <@IBN-LGBR> cherry got popped
<@Hellfire|RS> ... BET has nightly news now? <@Rei> "And to close, remember, MLK Jr Day is only 234 days away and keep it real, yo. Tonights credits will be done by Jameriquai and remember to tune in tomorrow morning at 6:00 for your AM dose of ethnic stereotypes."
<@`Aiden`> Magic isn't commonplace in ours like in most. <MikeyPain> oooooo <@`Aiden`> Which means people actually have to rely on wits and ability.. instead of just throwing a fireball. <Jillian> So you won't see fireballs coming out of someone's weener. <@`Aiden`> ... <@`Aiden`> ¬_¬ <Jillian> Unless they have a really bad case of clamydia.
<Kristy> i remember new years eve, 2000, everyone had their computers off because they were afraid they would blow up cause of y2k, and my boyfriend was begging me to have sex with him. and i was like "look at my ping! i am not going to get a 70 ping any other night! go watch tv and stop interrupting my tribes!!"
<|404notfound> I'm angsty. I'm plenty angsty. <|404notfound> I'm so angsty I make goths look like bright, happy rays of sunshine.
<The-Dude-> i had a best friend..he gotta GF..we hated each other..2 years later we were having DNS tests done for the kids father... <Kaenneth> ... DNS tests?... to see if you have a common root domain? <Kaenneth> "Both parents were from aol.com... retardation was inevitable"
·sh|a|tter· Man i was surfin porn and like "normal" surfin at
the same time, so my mom comes in and i quick as hell tab down
the porn. So now im looking at a SWAT vest and an Mp5
submachinegun trying to hide the giant penis in my pants. Then
all of a sudden this realy gay male voice speaks out realy
loud goin "i want to suck your big dick ans swallow your hot
sperm" then like 100 popups open up all consisting of hardcore
fetish gayporn.
·sh|a|tter· man my mom started crying and now she thinks im
gay... it owns
c4c|Dthsmrf{wiz3rk} ROFLMAO!
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<r-beretta> wow, rape porn pop-ups. <r-beretta> that's a first <[Knob]> ever got incest pop-ups? <r-beretta> yes, incest is common for me <r-beretta> IN THE POP-UPS I MEAN
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<nersh> someone said the sexiest part of a woman is her mind... lol <nersh> i can understand lying about that in front of girls <nersh> but why do it on the internet
<MudBlud> when i do cp mIRC /home/mudblud/mirc why does it say ommitting: mIRC <Cheez> because using mirc on *nix is a sin
<Goo> ok when i think to myself "the nazis are coming, protect the churches" in a 17th century english accent, it's time to go to bed
<Monte`SS`> what? <Monte`SS`> i'm curious <pagan> so are homosexuals <pagan> :( <Monte`SS`> haha
<+m1g> anyone know where i can find the win9X DDK ? <@tenfour> yeah <@tenfour> 1998
<KeeperX> i have my time machine built into a '67 el camino <TrueBlue> The front is like a car! <TrueBlue> The back is like a truck! <TrueBlue> The front is where we sit! <TrueBlue> The back is where we... EL CAMINO!
<sgamer> man <sgamer> i know how pepsi can beat coke <NookieMonster> Hey Gamer! <sgamer> they need to get britney dumbass again <NookieMonster> by tasting better? <sgamer> and they need a commercial <sgamer> during the super bowl <sgamer> at the hottest part of the super bowl <NookieMonster> Britney with no panties... <sgamer> and she does this: <sgamer> takes a drink <sgamer> *ahhh* <sgamer> then says "oh yeah, i swallow" <sgamer> then keeps drinking <sgamer> fade to pepsi logo, fin <NookieMonster> Thats great!! <sgamer> i am an advertising genius
<Mansion_Maniac> 3 types of people on the internet = convinced they're ugly, convinced they're life has no meaning, and convinced they could kick your ass despite they don't know jack about you
RetardedCrow: I'm listening to a song called "Back of the bus." RetardedCrow: Sung by black rappers. Esotcalag: Oh god.... RetardedCrow: And they yell at us when we call them niggers, wtf? RetardedCrow: Oh, I'm sorry, 'Niggas.' RetardedCrow: Fucking crackas. Esotcalag: I find it ironic that despite the issue that was during the sixties, most black kids always seems to flock to the back of the bus. RetardedCrow: They still do... RetardedCrow: I guess habbits are hard to break.
<onelove--> i was going to use the holidays to get some booty from my exgirlfriend <onelove--> but she's on this big christian kick <onelove--> complete with no sex before marriage <onelove--> so i guess there's no reason in talking to her anymore
<X5> do what horny college idiot men do every night, hump park benches! <smackfoo> last time i humped a park bench i was late into my teens <smackfoo> it was a quiet, peaceful night in hyde park <smackfoo> the bums had all been incinerated in an unfortunate event with the department of water and power <smackfoo> i stepped up to a cute little wood number, couldn't have been older than 17 <smackfoo> i rubbed her thighs...er...handles, and she cooed in the moonlight <smackfoo> fearing splinters, i gently waxed her humps, making sure to remove any hint of sharpness <smackfoo> slowly, gently, i removed my pants... <smackfoo> um <smackfoo> you guys know the rest <Cithorn> Keep going <Cithorn> I'm not done yet
<markogogo> I once had a dream that there was a huge join flood here. And I kept screwing up when trying to set the mode +i. :/ <Kel> geek nightmares
<Cithorn> Right now.... I'm killing you with my mind <Cithorn> Tell me if you die <AntiarcPrime> If I'm dead, I can't typ........asdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd * AntiarcPrime dies <AntiarcPrime> [ Restore from last save point? ] (Yes/No) <AntiarcPrime> Yes * AntiarcPrime respawns <Cithorn> Aww sunova bitch, now I know what it's like to be a Final Fantasy Villain
<biXen> LMAO, I got kicked from DC because of animal porn? WTF? <biXen> I dont have any animal porn! <biXen> well I guess for some people movies that has black guys in them, they can go as animals