<PhD> i got woken up by a freakin woodpecker today <PhD> i thought someone was knocking :-( <Katlizy> doesnt every guy get one of those in the morning?
<Ishtar-AFK> during chinese new years... they give redpockets filled with money <Ishtar-AFK> for good luck or something, but the important part is cash <SiWaRD> you're chinese? <SiWaRD> I thought you were Korean <Ishtar-AFK> i'm chinese <Ishtar-AFK> wtf <Ishtar-AFK> when i go back to visit my grandparents... they say i dont follow traditions * sweeps starts thinking up racial slurs <sweeps> when i go back to visit my grandparents... they say i dont follow traditions <- you mean communism? <SiWaRD> do your grandparents know martial arts? <sweeps> do they fly?
<Peter> My brother got a $1500 car deck for $6.58 today. <kaliyama> Was that the cost of the crowbar and ski mask?
<Rackshack-GregM> got my first DVD-A on Tuesday <RS-Andrew> dvd-a? double vaginal double anal? <Rackshack-GregM> hah <Rackshack-GregM> DVD Audio
<Mich> do you call a drinking fountain thing a water fountain or a bubbler? <Mystiq> who the fuck would call it a bubbler <Mich> it must be a regional thing <Mich> everyone here says bubbler <Mystiq> yeah well your state voted bush
<The_Snowman> but as always, the kids got a ton of gifts.... : / <The_Snowman> we've spent all day clearing out their room to get room for all the new shi.... toys <Scarebear> We did the same thing yesterday. They got heaps! Yesterday was cleanup day <The_Snowman> im really thinking of kick/banning grandparents from #xmas :/
* jesus takes off your pants. * Sexypants is now known as Sexy <jesus> rawr <Sexy> jesus took off my pants <Kitsa> the lord works in mysterious ways
(XengeL|MakingAnimeVideos): omfg (XengeL|MakingAnimeVideos): whose good with windows paint program? (nemesis): omfg (nemesis): who isnt?
Lukerul1: my mom got a laptop, she opened it up, and was looking at it, and asked what it was Lukerul1: i wanted to cry
<Shadoe> baby collars <Shadoe> hahaha <Shadoe> "here baby baby" *yank* <Shadoe> <---- should not have children.
<+DangerMan> I liked cold weather a lot better when I was fat <bmwii> ya, an extra 30 pounds helps through the winter =) <+ZombiEater> ..or a jacket
<@Shadoe> I don't want to have sex with you <@Shadoe> EVAR <Vladimere> yeah yeah <Vladimere> i've heard it before <Vladimere> that's what they all say, and then they end up staring at the headboard <@Shadoe> yeah, going "jesus christ when will it end"
<GamespitterZ420> i wanted to know why your name is blue and why it has an @in front of it? <@Shadoe> I'm a fucking smurf with a tumor <GamespitterZ420> damn sorry dude my condolences
<Agent> [02:02] * king_away is back from Sex0ring my HAND :D. I was gone for 18secs <Agent> You should see a doctor about that. <Agent> 18 secs?! <king_minkus> :D <king_minkus> yep <king_minkus> my hand is good <king_minkus> DAMN good <Agent> I'll uh... take your word for it :) <Silent_Remorse> 18 secs? Your pathetic <Silent_Remorse> ;p <king_minkus> i repeat <king_minkus> my hand is good <Silent_Remorse> I pity the woman who you eventually trick into having sex with you
<sCoTTiii> is there actually any nice gurls in here, who dont put out, and arnt sluts and are over 16 ? lol, msg me man <My`Albanian`Ass> opposite to that, msg me :)
<Lithium> if i buy a hardware firewall right - i just stick it on, tell it to block all ports - tada <Lithium> easy peasy <stephen> all ports? <Lithium> i aint got time to arse about isntalling software firewalls on every machine <Lithium> i tried before <Noodle> there's an easier and cheaper way to block all ports <Noodle> pull the RJ45 out :P
<domenow> I'm gripping your cock hard <ThAtGuy> i'm feeling your breasts <ThAtGuy> my dick is getting really hard now <domenow> yeah, mine too <domenow> I mean... err.
<Donut[4]> DEFRAG TIME <_ry0suke_> deFAG * Donut[4] has quit IRC (Quit: DEFRAG IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE) * Donut has joined #walktheplank <Donut> HEY WAIT <Donut> F U =( * Donut has quit IRC (Quit: ) <_ry0suke_> :(
<TheThree> your special? <Mj> you're <TheThree> sorry my grammer sucks <Mj> grammar <TheThree> as dose my spelling <Mj> does <TheThree> i give up
SquallBane: True gamers don't need controllers/keyboards/mice. SquallBane: They memorize the game and play it in their head. blindpyro: wtf. blindpyro: then how do you play mulplayer. SquallBane: You get three friends to sit in the same room and rattle off verbose descriptions of what's happening.
<likwid8> anyone know where I can get the ABC special on how hackers get movies for free?
<jre> http://www.toronto.com/feature/344/ "The cemetery's roots date back to the Primitive Methodists." <jre> Primitive Methodists <AFRICAN_THUNDER> so in other words 1967
tom: I deep throated a banana once tom: I'm good at it tom: all the girls in class looked at me funny tho
<NateDog> HH, I'd accept a blowjob from anyone as long as they didn't have herpes or some other mouth disease <`Syntax> Nate would accept a blowjob from *!*@*
<jre> WHAT? They pulled the teeth out POST-MORTEM? <jre> What losers <jre> The Nazis have just lost so much respect from me
<Anon> holy crap, you know you've been on IRC too long when you see p133 and think 'plee'...
<NateDog> when you don't even want to pay $0.00 for something you must be REALLY cheap
<KMQ> foo is not xxxx <Skunks> foo *can* be xxxx <KMQ> no... <KMQ> fooo can be xxxx <Skunks> heh <KMQ> but not foo <Skunks> variable length is not limited by the name of the variable :P
* wintax accidentally substitutes tequila for olive oil while trying to make salad dressing
<AlpViper> apparantly my motherboard temp is 72 degrees <AlpViper> is that bad <Nom> farenheight or celcius ? <Nom> if its celcius then yes, its bad <AlpViper> oh dear
<The_Cold> I wish it was the end of January. <Tenchi147> it is <Tenchi147> in japan... <Tenchi147> in japan it's the year 2025 <The_Cold> I wish it was the end of january in North America. <Tenchi147> it is <Tenchi147> in canada <Tenchi147> it's like 1805 in canada
<@_aa_> I need more friends <@_aa_> good ones <@_aa_> instead of bad friends <@_aa_> but I guess there's no such thing as bad friends <biVulate> aa: join a fraternity :P <@_aa_> I said friends not people who will super glue my penis to a milk crate when I'm asleep
<@Campbell> I saw the best thing today... I was around at a mates place and these Jehovah's Witnesses came around preaching their shit <@Campbell> So my mate invites them in and sits down and offers them pizza and cookies. <@Campbell> After about 15 minutes they left very happy. <@Campbell> We spotted them about an hour later lying in a park staring at the sky <@Campbell> I guess those hash cookies and that magic mushie pizza really did its job. <@Campbell> Who said drugs were bad?!
<%kc1313> im a good analizer [<Nematocyst> ANALIZER? <Nematocyst> OR ANALYZER <%kc1313> yeah the second
<ally> i wonder what postage of a live animal would be to washington >.> <rcg> illegal?
<torch> is a 19" monitor big enough to run 1600x1200, or should i get a 21"? <qball> 1600x1200 is kinda tight on the 19 <qball> actually it's very tight <Matt97GT> like 9 y/o tight? <ReeferCpe> male or female?
<dreawn> I found out earlier today from an ex-AF friend of mine that a gallon of prize winning bull semen sells for 10 L <dreawn> err 10 K <dreawn> so I've taken up a new occupation and double life as a semen rustler. <Marmalade420> so i need is polar bear semen <Marmalade420> and i can get money <Marmalade420> all <dreawn> well, prize-winning bull semen. <dreawn> you could join my gang of ruthless thugs who steal semen from large creatures and try to sell it <Marmalade420> sure <dreawn> nothing like fleeing the farm of a north dakota farmer with a gang of lawmen chasing you in pickup trucks worrying about spilling some bull gravy out of a tin pail <dreawn> nope, nothing at all.
RetardedCrow: www.ragingrooster.com Chloe Margarita: You find the oddest sites. How do you do that? RetardedCrow: I looked up cock. RetardedCrow: Fights, er, cock FIGHTS
<Lazy_Robot> Sometimes they dont label the gay porn gay on kazaa.... <Lazy_Robot> I wonderd why the guys were fucking <Lazy_Robot> thought some ladies were coming.... <Lazy_Robot> took awhile b4 I realised.
<TsN|Wildchild> yes Im a nerd... Im pushing 30 and I enjoy playing video games, so sue me bitch <TsN|AgentABC> im pushing 16 WC, i feel you pain <TsN|Wildchild> thats puberty abc it will pass
<gatewatcher> heh, last year, when my parrents made me goto ccd, i had to sit through a pro-life presentation. after, the guy asked my friend if he was pro-life. my friend goes yes, of course i am, i'm catholic. the guy goes, that's good. then my friend goes, yeah, i mean you can't eat babies unless they're born... the guy was clearly horrified.
<silk|around> whats that site where you put a name in and it says your a homo or somthing <silk|around> ahh got one <silk|around> nn all
(hydroponik): lol my penis is naked and its 10 inches long :] (cursor): hydroponik: objects in mirror are nine inches bigger than they areally are
<@bmann> once it gets warmer im getting a fucking job <@rambopfc> just get a snowblower, u could get a blow job
<Miz> why does windows messager not close? :E <Miz> there isnt anything using it! <Cheez> hotmail? <Miz> not visible anyway <Miz> nope <Miz> no windows open 'cept this <Cheez> try killing the process * Miz has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) <Cheez> wrong process...
<T`karthon> This is my hard drive assnip, I just don't like having 10 gigs of mp3s slowing my shit down <Spleen_work> you are a stupid fuck
<[_tOz_]> people saying internet is full of childporn is so full of bullshit...i cant find a single picture
< back2u> yeah ... somme ppl r just born loosers like urslef ... < pairo> Hey, at least I can spell loser. < back2u> heh. < pairo> Not to mention "people", "are" and "yourself". < back2u> good for you ... < pairo> Oh, and "some". < back2u> the caybord is not a good one :P
<bi0cide> this is rad <bi0cide> its erotic magnetic poetry <bi0cide> im getting off just reading the words <bi0cide> errr <bi0cide> :|
(@RyJones) new laptop? (lukehop^) No, it's my old one, just gradually turning it into a cow (@RyJones) yeah my exwife did that