< peter> alanis morrisette is a prime example of why horses shouldn't be allowed to sing.
<Locke> that reminds me of my orange shirt thingy <Locke> (its not actually orange mind you) <Locke> its from their stupid campign for sms messages <kailus> oh ok <Locke> it says "r u ok?" <Locke> and when you turn it inside out it says "i feel gr8!" <Locke> and im just dying to write "OMG LOL!!!!" on it <Locke> but the ink will wash off :/ <kailus> hehe awww :\
<iaruj> some idiot keeps unplugging lan cable <seniaguol> is his name... <seniagoul> whatever your name is?
< dai> my knowledge of c/c++ is comparable to my knowledge of women < Weeble> dai: got a null pointer huh? < pairo> You can always read books about C. < shiwan> dai: that doesn't say very much. :P < dai> shiwan: you're a cruel one
<kisama> !speedtest <orge> computer speed is 1125Mhz <claws03> lurking at 1364Mhz <SantaJes> s00p3r 4thl0n runn1ng 4t 1915Mhz <kisama> ticks: 148mhz <kisama> yeah. <kisama> fear me motherfuckers <orge> huh? <orge> ticks? <orge> i dont know whats lamer ticks or that 148 mhz
<Nephilim> No, I'm going out on a date with a girl that's had a thing for me since high school <Nephilim> And... she gives head!!!!!!!!!! <+jdp> sooo <+jdp> she will be repulsed at the sight of you now? ^_^ <Nephilim> ... <+jdp> j/k good luck!!! <Nephilim> Damnit
<santa-tim> cause the photo CRIED OUT TO BE HAXORED <santa-tim> it said <santa-tim> PHOTOSHOP A DICK IN HERE, IT WILL BE FUNNY
<Al> arabs can't spell so we have to spell for them <Al> that's why it's "Koran" <Kurt> short for Korean <Lloyddy> i thought ^_^ was short for korean <jre> No, kek is <Alien> huk of the ke <Lloyddy> so is keke short for a jolly korean? <jre> A kek is one unit of kekeke <jre> THis throws people because of the extra letter <Alien> keks bind together via k-ration-synthesis, where each unit sheds one k to form a long chain of kekekeks <Kurt> FREAKIN NERD <Alien> They're what we in the business call kekides *Kurt spanks Alien with moon rocks <jre> The extra Ks then bind to form the atmosphere of the Zerg homeworld <jre> Koreans are to the Zerg homeworld what trees are to Earth <jre> Coincidentally enough, when Zergs respirate, they take in Ks and breathe out chop suey <Alien> When the polykekide chain is broken the free ks are broken to be used for klysis, rendering the Zerg atmosphere a vacuum. <jre> LIAR
<Scott> I thought they were all saying "Hi, Hitler!" Makes sense, since they're waving...
<gazzy> fucken dammit u know it's a bad sign when you wake up and "I R 1337" is written on ur penis :/
<Yaleman> omg.. you should see a netsplit / join on a warez channel with over 3000 people in it... intense <Yaleman> OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG <Yaleman> it's like a rollercoaster ride man
<Phobius> I fear nobody *** Phobius (anthony@phobius.support.gamesnet) Quit (G-lined (G-line requested by Jaden.))
<hitman> and <hitman> UNLIKE RageFury... <hitman> I do do guys. <hitman> er <hitman> don't <hitman> heh <hitman> man <ambrosia> lol <hitman> that was a bad typo * ambrosia pages dr. freud
* billh doing a survey of points in the Linux kernel where mutex replacement would increase preemption and therefore reduce latency for hard RT useage. <sateh> bill <sateh> there are too many words in that sentence <sateh> zzzzzzzzzzz <sateh> http://www.wegenermedia.com/ <sateh> ibok spare parts! <sateh> wheee! <Feanor> hmm <Feanor> sateh's drunk :)
<ecs> i heard ass and i came as fast as i could <ecs> oh man... <ecs> i just realized how terrible that sounded
<@Lujan> yet because more and more ppl are getting bigger tvs, and more computers, air con etc <@Lujan> last house I was in was so old it had 10amps for the whole fucking house <@Lujan> put some toast in the toaster and the computer rebooted <Durus> hahahaha lujan. that's some funny shit <@Lujan> Durus: no its not. I am the only person on the planet who had to run his toaster of his UPS
<fustard> one time the band teacher introduced a jazz song with "the negroid population enjoys this piece" <fustard> there were a bunch of black kids sitting in front of me <fustard> there was like a collective "what da fuck"
danamania: wtf... I search on altavista for my page danamania: and an ad at the bottom goes: danamania: Find danamania here! www.ebay.com.au - New & second hand! danamania: I can get a whole new me! Vash: or a slighty used one, with a few dents
<SMW> howdy Ian <SMW> how you doin tonight? <Ian_Sharpe> same as always <Ian_Sharpe> still smoking <Ian_Sharpe> drinking too <Protector> Seems you have something against internal organs that begin with the letter "L"
<jayscrib> I'm hosting a few websites, how can I enable people to connect and edit their sites? FTP is a no-go, and telnet wont work will it? The server is a win98 box (and a lil note: I have a router to go through) <LilWashu> youre hosting websites for people on a win98 machine? <LilWashu> good luck
<Phaze> SOME HOT CHICK <Phaze> JUST MAILED ME <Phaze> HER NEW PICS <Phaze> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <N1k1tA> me too <N1k1tA> she also offered penis enlargement <N1k1tA> and home loans
<Babau> Anyone know how to enable overburn in Nero? <live-evil> theres a big button with overburn written on it <live-evil> press that <Babau> Is it the big red one? <live-evil> yer <Babau> Alright, I'm going to press it. *** live-evil was kicked by Babau (I pressed it.)
<AriaStargazer> the other day <AriaStargazer> in the car <AriaStargazer> i was in traffic <AriaStargazer> and i thought to myself <AriaStargazer> "jesus this lag sucks" <AriaStargazer> and then i looked around <AriaStargazer> and i was like <AriaStargazer> ..............
<[IX|BoW]WaCKy-Angel-[GP]> can some1 constantly mesg me in ICQ? coz my connection will only move if i receive icq mesg
<wankel> can anyone try and get a cd-key for me ive tryed and had no luck its for soldier of fortune 2 <maestro> wankel: can anyone try going to your local wal-mart and BUYING THE DAMN SOFTWARE? <maestro> if you want to warez it, at least put some effort into it :)
uroshnor: most oppressed miorities have community organisations - mac user groups are no different
danamania: wtf is an "ex police" imac? gelfie: dana: just means it sat in a police station running word I guess danamania: phwooooar danamania: like ex-police camrys gelfie: either that, or it comes with free kiddy porn and a stash of ecstacy tablets hidden in a false bottom
*** Psy is now known as PSG *** Signoff: PSG (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Amulya))) *** Psy (Psy@cloaked.tnt73.nyc3.da.uu.net) has joined channel #penny-arcade *** Mode change "+v Psy" for channel #penny-arcade by ChanServ *** Psy is now known as PSG *** Signoff: PSG (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Amulya))) *** Psy (Psy@cloaked.tnt73.nyc3.da.uu.net) has joined channel #penny-arcade *** Mode change "+v Psy" for channel #penny-arcade by ChanServ *** Psy is now known as PSG *** Signoff: PSG (Killed (NickServ (GHOST command used by Amulya))) <Anatole> You know, a lab mouse would have learned by now.
<Daishi> i cant code though...but its on my list..right above learn klingon and right below get a gf
<naet> i got my sat scores bak <naet> 540 verball and 500 math <naet> so thats liek 900 total <Go> right
<MadHatt3r> if you were around men 24 hours a day, for quite a few years <MadHatt3r> the idea of hetro and homosexuality would go flying out the window <Jeeeeebus> MadHatt3r: remind me not to spend long periods of time with you..
Legion Kreinak: The world's so fuckin' politically correct these days. Before you know it, we'll be required to call black & white cookies african american & caucasian cookies! Dragon Phoenix: I could just see that on crayons...
<IRh@x0r> h0w d0 1 g3t the m0d5 to @nsw3r my qu35+i0n? <pualat166> stop talkin like a fucked up irc nerd fuckwit and they will listen to you maybe <IRh@x0r> 1337
DasKrav: We were playing a review game in history class, on the topic of the roman empire DasKrav: The game was like this: The class divides into 8 groups, and one person rotates with the rest of the group in jeapordy-style questions, DasKrav: and the question was "What was the name of the emperor who built a wall in britain?" DasKrav: and nobody knew it, so he said "Here's a hint: Its named after him." DasKrav: and so this one jock guy in my class goes, DasKrav: "Berlin?"
<injektion> did she get herpes <PC|Holo> hahaha <PC|Holo> yes and aids 2 minutes later <@pc|dogg> and IMSOMNIA!!! <PC|Holo> dogg just doesnt know when a joke is over <PC|Holo> hes like a real life letterman!
*** Anatole|ChickFilA is now known as Anatole <Anatole> I went to the ATM, and I didn't have enough to break $20. So instead of Chick Fil A, I made myself chicken-flavored Ramen. Does this officially make me a college student now?
[18:04:13] »» Nick change [ crashloop » CrashFOOD ] --- [23:03:48] »» Nick change [ CrashFOOD » Crashloop ] [23:03:52] ([Binary]) That's a long lunch. [23:04:25] [Crashloop] it is important to eat proper. :)
<BeZeRK> |NEWS FLASH| ALL K-MART AND WALMART STORES WILL BE CLOSED IN IRAQ. - they will be replaced with Targets!
(Regarding a Diablo II game and password) SchroeDotOrg: naked/asusual J Jorenko: *joins you*
<Nike> i went to see LoTR with the flu :P <Nike> i was almost carried <AardWolf> I tend to go with females... rather than sexless diseases
* Angelofmoon is now known as studywudyangel <AngelSakura> there can be only one true angel in here....me! :) <Delta> -Services.Aniverse.Com- -- Listing nicknames matching [*angel*] -- <Delta> -Services.Aniverse.Com- -- End of list (88/90 matches shown) --
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<pimpybra> christ, my computer is freezing more than a french soldier during wartime.
<Alien8or> I was using a silicon gel to jack off. i had a little accident. <Alien8or> i was really rushing and then when I cummed i rest for a bit. The silicon dried and where the silicon squished between my fingers are little spieks. I got a spiked cock! <Alien8or> heh, wait, its spiked Darth Maul style, this owns!