<Asmodeus> I hav3 to g3t a n3w k3yboard off my par3nts, brb. <Kur0Tenshi> Why? <Asmodeus> Th3 k3y b3tw33n th3 W and R k3y is brok3n. <Kur0Tenshi> What keys that?
<@Daren> anyone wanna buy a second hand BMW? <@Daren> it fell off the back of a ferry
<krg> stupid fucking church people took all of our parking spaces <Tragic> your parkinglot isn't private for employees and customers? <krg> it is <krg> they ignore the signs <Tragic> "but this is a house of god!" "yeah well this is the parking lot of an evil IT company. fuck off." <Tragic> "our dark lord detests the presence of your honda civic, you must be punished!"
<Zak-> she's cute as <Zak-> somebody find her for me <Agrajag> are you crazy? i thought females were just things people made up on the internet <Octane> There's only two types of females: *.jpgs and *.gifs.
<StarThorn> "What do you think about before you go to bed?" "Sex." "What do you think about when you wake up?" "Sex." "What're you thinking of right now?" "My dog Sparky" "Ok, You're sharing too much, now..."
<StarThorn> Leave it to the computer programmers to shorten the "Year 2000 Millennium Bug" to "Y2K." Isn't that what caused this problem in the first place?
<ZiR0> id jack off <Dead_One> i would to, but that would make 15 times today <Dead_One> oh, wait <Dead_One> 01:34:56 <Dead_One> no, its a new day
<HoaX|ZzZz> lol my mom is wrapping xmas presents listening to hard trance <HoaX|ZzZz> i was like "mom wtf are you doing" <checkered> hahaha too funny <HoaX|ZzZz> she's like "it helps me zone out so i dont actually realize im wrapping presents, its like a drug" <Scire> "hey mom, it's actually better ON drugs... want some?"
<MMMaven> I can see the headlines now... "super-modified AIBO captures bin laden!"
<sexy_westie> lmao. . . . . reminds me of a childhood story <sexy_westie> my grandmother bought my mother (10yrs old at time) a chihuahua pup (cost a bomb apparently) only for the cat to eat it in the first day lmao <sexy_westie> must have thought it was a yapping rat
@Vader Ne[r]d, is there a place on the comp where you can identify what kind of soundcard you have? @Vader I just shocked the shit out of myself [again]
<drlion> what size t-shirt fits me? <drlion> i'm a thin, normal-height 17 year old guy <drlion> medium? large? <moira> consult a pre-existing tshirt in the wooden object located in your current domicile, also known as a "chest of drawers" <drlion> damn it <drlion> i would never have thought of that <drlion> thanks
* boricua4life slaps Sholin <Sholin> oh really <boricua4life> yea <Sholin> .up *** BFServ sets mode: +o Sholin *** boricua4life has left #bf1942
<tsingtao> I met this girl at work that I'd enjoy having sex with <tsingtao> any advice on how i can bring myself closer to doing so? <TheBaskinator> Just pull down your pants and chase her around. She's bound to fall down sometime.
<Krypto-> while you sleep and wet your bed tonight.. i'll be in the land of hobbits.. SO FUCK U * Krypto- prances off
<wasabi> wish I could call up a friend right now <wasabi> and say "hey wanna go grab food" <wasabi> BUT I CAN"T <wasabi> oshi put the notice back in the topic. =( --- Oshi has changed the topic to: Cosplay.com - WANTED: Dallas Otaku to hang out with Wasabi. <wasabi> thx
<Animosity> We have a suicide club at our school <Animosity> It encourages suicide <Animosity> Which counters suicide, supposedly
JoshQ: hey a kid just got hit by a car outside my house. vietchino: call 911 JoshQ: i will when my download is done.
<syk|Fox> and this green peace guy comes up to us and tells us how bad oil companies and shit are <syk|Fox> then laura turns around looks him square in the face and tells him her dad owns an oil company <syk|Fox> the guy ran off like she had aids or something <Lid> fox ur mean. <Lid> u should've covered him in oil and lit him up like a chiristmas tree
<bse> Instinct is a kickass movie <wataru> Basic? <bse> wataru: no.. pervert <wataru> Pervert Instinct?
<Xpert887> youre gonna be a computer god one day and people around the world will come to you with their problems <onesidedzer0> then i'll give them bullshit explanations and take their money <Xpert887> ohh so youre gonna take after gateway?
[devilsad] OO is like the missionary position, all day long
[@sobri] heh
[@sobri] i think of it more like group sex
[devilsad] no wonder you like it then
[@sobri] class ReachAround extends AnalSex
[_Spunky_] its like an orgy with everyone you know - you know
exactly how to treat each class
[_Spunky_] whereas imperative code, you have to be formally
introduced to each new partenr
[@sobri] and remember every conversation you've had with them,
just incase you put your food in your mouth with something you
say later
[devilsad] it's too clean and clinical for me
[devilsad] rubber gloves on before the insertion, so to speak
[@sobri] heh
[_Spunky_] haha
[devilsad] no casual toying with other people's private
functions
[@sobri] i don't know OOP in any languages other than php, but
can always statically call methods
[@sobri] $jizzim = ForePlay::handJob;
[_Spunky_] public sub spunkOnTheCarpet()
[@sobri] $orgy = new Orgy; $orgy->addFemale('linda'); $orgy->
addFemale('tina'); $orgy->addMidget('gary'); $orgy->addSelf();
[devilsad] lol
<Crusader> www.privatehacksthatareonlyonmycomputer.com <Azorbix> its a dead link you jerk
<Mentar> why did hitler kill himself? <JoltX> because he was deranged <JoltX> and he didnt want to give the jews the satisfaction <Mentar> wrong <Mentar> he saw the gas bill
<Siron> the bathroom is full and i gotta go.. <neural> well there is that bush <neural> and that.. corner <phyrearms> siron just point it spray it under the door
<gwend> my 6 key doesnt work half the time >< <Kiri> my CTRL key types a ` when i press it <Kiri> lol <gwend> lol <Kiri> and my numpad opens internet explorer <Kiri> or my computer <Kiri> depends on which number lol *** Kiri has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer)) <EvilCouch> guess she pushed the wrong number
<Nergy> How much do movies cost these days? <Meatwad> matine's cost 5.50 or so <Nergy> w00t! I have that! <Nergy> in fact, its RIGHT in my pants now <Meatwad> dollars not inches <Nergy> oh my bad.
<@arp> Importance: Normal <@arp> INCREASE YOUR PENIS SIZE BY 1/4 INCH IN ONE WEEK! <@arp> Guaranteed!!!!!! <@arp> YAY! <argoth> thanks for sharing <j0ker> hell I can do that in a few seconds
<I3aH> can anyone help me? i need to get wine working <CyberdogM8> just drink more of it <CyberdogM8> it'll work eventually
<ibrahim> is there alive experts? <ozzmosis> I've been alive since I was born, you could say I'm an expert at it
<+FlatFace> ASDFHK <+FlatFace> WTF <+FlatFace> WOLF 3D SOURCE 8K?! <+FlatFace> wait that's the disclaimer <+FlatFace> SHIT
<@FrozenShade> Customer: "What kind of ink cartidges do I need for this scanner?"
(+[MO]GeX) James[UH] you got a GF ain't you ? (@James[UH]) gf, geforce or girlfriend...
<mog> I take pride in being completly bitter and cynical <BosTony> I take pride in the fact that Ive gone 5 weeks without an STD. <mog> and getting pissed off at the smallest aspects of society <mog> like personalized license plates <PsykadelicAngel> Tony, we're so proud <Jennilala> I'm getting one. <Jennilala> :P <BosTony> An STD? <Jennilala> no <mog> ahaha
<kingBooze> is there a spanish -> english translator that sucks less dicks than altavista.babelfish? <LostXanadu> puerto ricans
<tHeo^doctor-appt`> this is prolly too much information <tHeo^doctor-appt`> but I haven't been able to get off in like a month or something <Miyabi> dude, your nuts must be huge <Miyabi> i mean, as a result <Miyabi> that wasn't random props
<TuxMan> beh you know what happened... <terminus> what? <TuxMan> i whacked off while watching the linux kernel compile... <TuxMan> i mean... uh... <terminus> o_O
<Campbell> You know you're seriously got nothing better to do when you start measuring time in units other than minutes and hours. <Oli[bath]> Win2k uptime: two quadrillion two hundred thirteen trillion seven hundred seventy-nine billion six hundred twenty-one million two hundred five thousand two hundred ninety-two Caesium-133 Radiation-periods (2,213,779,621,205,292| 2 days, 18 hours, 53 mins, 41 secs)
kindle9: the computer lab is *craaaazy* today tomemos: "Dig this crazy scene" crazy? kindle9: "oh my god it's not printing why isn't it printing i need it to be printing what the hell is wrong with you make it start printing!!!" crazy kindle9: then they start foaming at the mouth tomemos: Do you ever have to put them down? kindle9: i wish kindle9: apparently i'm not allowed near tranquilizers anymore kindle9: some sort of.. legal thing.. lawsuits.. restraining orders.. kindle9: *ahem* kindle9: let's just say i got a little over-zealous yesterday tomemos: "I know you're a computer person, but we're out of library staff. Take this tazer and go in there!" tomemos: This is why I don't study in the library. tomemos: Because you could KILL ME. kindle9: could? kindle9: more like will!
<Rin> 65 peolpe killed in Canada by guns last year <Rin> 63 in UK <Rin> 64 in Australia <Rin> 11,456 in USA <Ram> we win!
<Supachikn> redhat is the ms of linux distros <Supachikn> make everything pretty, dont worry about functionality <pont> my penis is the slackware of penis <pont> :D <pont> Hard and stable <Supachikn> and fits inside one cd?
<Tomalak> Pregnancy from rape is extremely rare. <DarkYouth> But here you are, eh Tomalak? <Tomalak> I wouldn't say what your dad did to your mom was strictly consensual, DY. If a sheep runs away, it doesn't mean "keep on going".
<Winkingdog> Cute toll collector At the Harbour tunnel this morning. Blond, young and very cute. I'm gunna ask her out.. <Winkingdog> I wonder how many round trips Ill have to do before I get the chance :) <DD> Shit!!! She's already costing you money!:-)
<fantom> I'm going to play drinking games with tcpdump. what keyword should make me take a drink? <rizzoh> tcp
TaniquaLoL: i stole my moms stash and sold it to her friend hahaha EyezBloodshot: lmao TaniquaLoL: shes all bitchy now though
<Krypt|LOTR2> i was given 200 dollars to survive a month alone while the rest of my family went to dominican republic <Krypt|LOTR2> i blew half of that on games <Krypt|LOTR2> and didnt eat for like 2 weeks <Krypt|LOTR2> i lost alot of weight
[54]Drekknni: I've noticed that Mario Sunshine makes me feel pretty violent. More so than GTA3 or other "violent", "adult" games, anyway. I can't stand more than 20 minutes or so of it without getting pissed off and throwing the controller.
<WetCuntDelirium> Well quit acting like a nazi, and perhaps misconceptions won't be developed <mike> i must have missed the part where i started hating jews <mike> i did not, however, miss the part where i started hating "j00"