<[Ars]Michael> is there any way to make a noise when u get a pm <[Ars]Mikoyan> you could grunt in pleasure
<Sentenced4Life> Im from ohio..w00t w00r <int0x6h> that would explain the handle right?
<Ultra_Violet> Xero: I want to fuck your lesbian grand-mother with a dirty wooden spoon
<SonicBlues> man, don't shove vibrators up your ass if your a guy man. I was trying to milk my prostate y'know, damnit, I guess the vibrator was too much for me. <SonicBlues> get this, i slide the dildo up my but, smothered with ky jelly yeah? I flip it on, and I start stroking. <DrQ> this cant end up well.... <SonicBlues> now, i'm in front of a TV, about 3.5 meters away from me, compensate about .25 meters for the diagonal. But man, i start strokng, and maybe 8 minutes later, i get this surging pain from my nuts and i shoot the silver bullet all the way to the tv man. christ. <DrQ> conrgatulations <Thrifty> Hahahahah holy shit man <SonicBlues> yeah, the problem is, I came onto irc to tell you all, my girlfriend stepped in...
<Morstis> The oath of celibacy in the church only means the priest can secretly sodomize young boys instead of having open intercourse with women.
<freshbob> man, this banana is huge <freshbob> i don't think bananas this big are natural <freshbob> they must be genetically engineered or something <manna> dude, it's not natural, but you have to give your ass a chance to relax
<Jeeeeebus> eg: I was in a doorway with my arm across it resting .. and he walks thru and goes "minimize, please" without even thinking bout it.. <RnRcneHHlt> hahahahahahahahahahaha <Jeeeeebus> I wish I could do that..
<IAmKingBrad> you know, having an opera singer rape you is much like eating a biscuit, except with eating a biscuit you do not have a cock in your ass unless you live at my uncle's house and am my cousin HAHA
<@freshmint> [22:44] Amber: but shooosh I didnt tell u that <@freshmint> [22:44] Amber: hehe ok? <@freshmint> oops. <Spudsta> this, coming from the chick with a metaphorical cock
[+Sirex]: ...busy moving from gentoo to debian :) [Si|verwire]: gentoo, debian? eh? where do u live then
[+Sirex]: ...busy moving from gentoo to debian :)
[{Ogre}Si|verwire]: gentoo, debian? eh? where do u live then
<merle> damn it, i cant figure out what is taking up so much room on my hdd <scott-> probably gay porn you renamed and hid a long time ago
<Kasugai> matthias_: You could get a job at Google telling their tech dept. what they are doing wrong! <matthias_> for one they still haven't got a mind-reader interface going <Kasugai> I hear they are still trying to implement safe search filtering on that one <Kasugai> Otherwise you get pr0n popping up every 8 seconds.
<Pepe> there are 2 kids in the fourth grade, one white and one black, which one has the bigger dick <L@cky> the black one <Pepe> why? <L@cky> cuz hes black dipshit <Pepe> no fuckface, the nigger's 25! <Nostradom> Dude, stop making fun of black people. <Nostradom> Seriously, I used to have a really good black friend. <L@cky> used to? <Nostradom> money was short...we had to sell him
<LLyric> How do I break out of an infinite loop on a c64? It's been sooo long. <MaggieL> Unplug it.
<vocalizedWHORE> mmm, c++ <vocalizedWHORE> do.this(); <vocalizedWHORE> do.that(); <vocalizedWHORE> if (error) <vocalizedWHORE> blame(microsoft);
<Perma> The first time you ever meet a chick, you have to slap her, just back hand the girl as hard as you can, like that, you'll never worry about that chick telling you "You never treat me the was you used too". <Perma> Got that? <rob> what if she likes getting smacked around <Perma> Even better
Session Start: Thu Dec 12 21:34:30 2002 <burzzzzzz> 23:56:55 <burzzzzzz> 3 more mins !! :D <cystum> till what? <burzzzzzz> i can drive on my own <burzzzzzz> 00:00:01 <burzzzzzz> !!!! <milolilo> you're free! <burzzzzzz> <-- officialy a driver !! :D Session Start: Sat Dec 14 19:38:29 2002 <burzzzzzz> i had a little disagreement with cement pilar while looking for a place to park my car :/
(During another round of mega splits on DALnet) <Guest51394> how do u get into the servers? <priz> you can't. <priz> if you walked into a McDonalds when the kitchen was on fire, do you think they'd take your order?
[Video`] The future of tech support isn't changing at all. [Video`] I was in this class of tech support people. [Video`] I took a screenshot of the desktop [Video`] Made it the background [Video`] And moved all the icons [Video`] And they were confused as hell :
<pairo> you know you're doomed when you have to whois your domain registrar ID to find out your own phone number
<bbraun> do you think that when thoreau urged us to simplify our lives, he meant going to serial terminals?
<Oriden> you have lens crafters in canada? <EV3> yup yup <Gregg|WaitingForUO> no <Gregg|WaitingForUO> we just leave our visually impaired to die. <Gregg|WaitingForUO> get hit by cars and stuff
<gofer-chan> ...Exo, can I still keep my channel? Or is that like impersonating you or something? <gofer-chan> Because if you want, I'll change the name. <Exophase> gofer; You can keep the channel :p <gofer-chan> Yay! <Exophase> gofer; It's not impersonating me to have a channel called "#exophase", because no one is gonna walk into the channel and go "gasp, I'm sitting inside Exophase!"
<Ken> Massages are pretty healthy for you. <Ken> It's a form of preventive medicine <KageGamer> what about the massages that like the little japanese girl walks on your back <KageGamer> what if she has long nails on her toes <KageGamer> wouldnt that hurt? DannoHung> In mother russia, YOU walk on little Japanese girl!
<zealous> I was walking to the mobil gas station this morning to get my ride to work as I do every morning (weekdays anyway) when I decided that instead of walking the long way around I would just jump the little wall (about 3 feet high) and get there quicker, well when I went to jump the wall I started off with my left foot instead of my right like I usually do and I didn't bring my foot up quick enough thus catching the wall and sending me face first <zealous> into the ground but somehow I managed to do some wild ninja tuck and roll things ending up on my feet and staring at some guy who was quite bugged eyed so I just raised my arms in a "v" and yelled hazah at the top of my lungs
lope767: watch out man lope767: she'll eat u hole lope767: err lope767: whole FKing Windows: I was sort of hoping for both.
<Maddie46> Abs I have tried warez and its confusing <dotcomlarry> yeah, version 1.0 was hard.
<N1k1tA> i can blow a perfect 2600hz pitch with my ass <Nab> heh <N1k1tA> the goatse man is not gay, he is a phreaker
<Guest> how big is the internet? <xmaddness> Well if you go too far you'll fall off the end of it. <Guest> really? <xmaddness> Yep, some people call it IRC
<Jiggs> Can anyone tell me the correct syntax for using "! list" for getting the server info?
<Xerox> ...Oh god. Nintendo gave me a preview DVD of apparently quite a lot of their games. I have no DVD player. I do, however, have a PS2. CAN ANYONE SEE THE IRONY HERE!?
<AnTrAaXx> wb Dark <Dark|Lord> wow.. I've been disconnected for 9 hours, and you've been here long enough to gimme wb? :)
<daenonok> not unless you wanna get rodney king'd <daenonok> nerd style <R4g3^o^M4g3> I've seen it before. <R4g3^o^M4g3> Plastic keyboard wrist-rests and optical mice...it ain't pretty. <R4g3^o^M4g3> According to the police report "Six geeks who wish to remain unnamed mauled a defenseless jock in a birrage of girly punches and kicks, while repeating a (believed to be satanic) chant; '0wn3d d00d!"
<garyttu> Dude you are not going to believe this... I played golf with my dad today and put my cell phone in my golf bag....well I started to play like ass and took a nine iron to the side of my bag....OOPS!!!!! <banshee> Do i need to explain what a dumb ass you are??? LOLOLOL <garyttu> yeah- it was so funny but at the same time I am sooo pissed at myself <banshee> That is one of those things... where after you do it... you just know... that it was fate telling you to stop acting like a jack ass...
<whiskers> wtf <whiskers> my sister just called me from her room <whiskers> told me to turn down the music <Spyder|TV> crank it <torontotranceaddict> CRANK IT <Kinuvan> CRANK IT *whiskers turns up the music <whiskers>i hear steps *** Signoff: whiskers (Ping Timeout)
<hajjs> a floppy just got stuck in the computer <hajjs> htf do i get it out? <Puppet-Master> force? <hajjs> i sprayed hand lotion onto it <hajjs> it got out.... but didn't look pretty
<Steve> http://www.cnn.com/2002/WORLD/asiapcf/east/12/14/ korea.nukes/index.html <Jsangspar> I swear to god, CNN and the government are making everything up <Jsangspar> and it's starting to fall apart <Jsangspar> 'The Yongbyon nuclear facility in North Korea. Pyongyang says it will restart the nuclear reactor there ' <Jsangspar> "YONGBYON"? "PYONGYANG"? Now they're just making fun of asian people <Steve> "Neighbor and potential threat FLIEDLICE has threatened to destroy any troops coming through their territory, be it from the western YELLOWSKIN or the east's SLANTEYEBASTIDS." <Jsangspar> gahahah
<@WoWMaN\\> this girl put her finger up my ass once <@WoWMaN\\> I dont wonna sound gay , but it was the best feeling i ever had ! <@Bart\\> dude , that wasnt a girl <@Bart\\> And it wasnt my finger either
<SO|Razor> treize do you believe in other intelligent life? <SO|Treize> in the universe? <SO|Treize> or on forums? <SO|Razor> .............
* motionz climbs up the statue of liberty <motionz> .... <c-rOCK> JUMP COCKSUCKER <threeve> jeez what did motionz do <Video`> Do it, pussy. <motionz> if that's how you all feel *** motionz was kicked by c-rOCK (BIG WIND!)
<WTM2K> what if i sodomized a priest while the priest is sodomizing an altar boy, WHILE the altar boy is sodomizing a blind 3-legged kitten? <Meatball> then you tape it and sell it on the black market <Gentleman> yes <[N]> yes tape it <Gentleman> that is hell material <Livewireo> Only if the kitten was dead
impOrted megAmi: life does suck, ya know. i mean, at the bad parts, naturally. JimBob4554: words of wisdom JimBob4554: "life sucks when its bad"
<#C++:Luggage_> guy in the #vb channel thinks vb is too hard.. so wants to learn assembly.. i advised him against it, but he thinks it looks easy "nice small words"