<KevinIsOwn> An IRC user having sex with someone hot? <KevinIsOwn> What is the world coming to <RX> good things kevin <KevinIsOwn> Yes... VERY good things :D
(@Li-Sonder) i'm going to build a castle from the empty soda cans on my desk (@Li-Sonder) and declare myself king of this desk (@Li-Sonder) and rule it with an iron fist (@Li-Sonder) and make all the ants pay taxes (@Li-Infinite) wow (@Li-Infinite) you got way too much time on your hand. (@Li-Sonder) you mean my iron fist.
<[Piratez]> I think i'm allergic to porn, everytime I look at porn my cock swells.
<The_Atari> I also hear they're making a Back to the Future 4 <[-FcG-]aawis> he goes back in time to fix his parkinsons desease
<@Megaman> All your base are belong to us * Arrow sets mode: +b *!*Donnyku@* * Megaman was kicked by Arrow (That joke is now 2 years, 6 months, 8 days, 5 hours, 30 minutes, and 8 seconds old. Let it die.)
<Dilbert> my dad owns a company "Incestors inc." <Dilbert> investors* <Dilbert> i meant
<Foxxz> OMG! you know our dorm is nerdy when someone finds a math tv show and we all start watching.
:: join #bitchx :: desane (desane@if.I.were.a.perl.script.would.you.love.fork.ing.me.uk) :: mode #bitchx :: (+b *!*@*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*) by pheret :: kick #bitchx :: pheret kicked desane (banned: If you match this, you have a lame host.)
<IAmQueenLara> Oh yeah, I remember you... You disappeared one night after I sent you my photo
zolex: do you call tabbaco a drug? crummy: yes crummy: of course its a drug zolex: its a plant, its not a drug you idiot.
<^{[Dr-Dre]}^> Deos anyone know where i can host a site that
supports ASP for free?
<ApoIIyon> insecurehosts.com
<^{[Dr-Dre]}^> ok thanks
*ph34rbot wonders where everyone ran off to <Kur0Tenshi> We're masturbating to erotic asian art. <Asmodeus> Is that a clever way of saying "Jerking off to hentai" :)? <Kur0Tenshi> Bingo. :]
[Video] I've been watching the warez scene for like two months. [Video] Nothing is worth DOWNLOADING [Video] That's sad [Ouija] i know [Video] Is that their new anti-piracy technique? [Video] Release shit no one wants?
<Dekkon> SHE HAS DSL <Killrbyte> Digital Subscriber Line? <nyisles> is it from Speakeasy? <Killrbyte> Tell her to get cable. Its faster. <Dekkon> DICK SUCKING LIPS <Dekkon> DAMN NERDS
<SpookyD> if ppl saw what was on my screen right now they would be shocked and disgusted ;) <DanJ> SpookyD: So get some tissues and clean it
<tak08810> Frostlion, that is the porrest splelling Iv'e ever seen <Frostlion> no it'sn't <tak08810> err, poorest, I've, spelling
<NIH> Dec 12 1917 <NIH> The worst train wreck in history, leaving 543 Frenchmen dead. <NIH> Worst... or best?
<ChuckD> so i got a massive summer sausage today <ChuckD> what happened <ChuckD> is i was talking about summer sausage <ChuckD> and my friend said "i can bring ya summer sausage! i have tons!" <ChuckD> i thought he was joking <ChuckD> sure enough, he shows up with a massive summer sausage <ChuckD> people looked at me funny <ChuckD> i was carrying around a summer sausage, after all <Dancer_the_Reindeer> or were you just happy to see them?
<GregMoore> -v raxor <GregMoore> FUCK <GregMoore> lol <GregMoore> -ox raxor <GregMoore> -o raxor <GregMoore> HOW DO I FUCK YOU OVER!
<DarkLich> DarkLich had his first homosexual encounter =( <DarkLich> It was horrid. I'm not 100% straight. <DarkLich> NOW <DarkLich> NOW. I said NOW 100% straight.
<TrouT> anyone know what this means: <TrouT> python2.1: can't open file '/usr/local/sbin/ RegisterVh3Service' <+toad-> I think python2.1 can't open the file /usr/local/sbin /RegisterVh3Service
<kleitin> where are u guys from? <Hyperbyte> I am from the Netherlands <kleitin> netherlands is in usa ?
<Jessica> lol my grandpa has gay dogs Lol <Jessica> he has two big dogs and they are both boys and they were umm lol <Anthony> I SAW! <Anthony> that's sick <Anthony> heh <Jessica> my day was boring <Anthony> not that boring if you saw gay dogs! heh <Jessica> I laughed and told them to get out of me <Jessica> lol <Jessica> OOPS <Jessica> out of my room <Jessica> not me <Anthony> hahahahahahahaha
<DawnG>I was forced to attend a seminar on leadership. We were broken into small groups and each was asked to state what skills a good leader possesses. I wrote, "Needs to be good with elephants and crossing Alps." The others at my table were amused, but the seminar coordinator didn't get it. I said it was a reference to Hannibal, known for his leadership qualities. Her reply: "What leadership qualities? He was a cannibal, and anyway, it was lambs, not elephants."
* +MegamanX2K takes out a freon thrower and freezes Sitara to the core * +MegamanX2K then raises her body above his head and shatters it <+MegamanX2K> FATLITY <+MegamanX2K> err <+MegamanX2K> FATALITY <+MegamanX2K> ...damned typos <Snow_Angel> fatlity? <Snow_Angel> is that some sort of gamer geek word? <+MegamanX2K> It's Mortal Kombat, but Scorpion let himself go
<miz> man, you just pushed the geek meter right off the scale with the combined MS bash and LOTR reference
<BalkanEmperorGlaug> Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal." <Schroe[Sleepies]> On my first flight ever, the captain came on over the intercom - <Schroe[Sleepies]> "We aren't really a flight crew ... but we did stay at a Holiday Inn Express!" <mike> :P <mike> i wanna be a pilot <mike> then i can come over the intercom, "What's this button do...OH FUCKING SHIT!!" <mike> then after panic ensues, "Just kidding!" <Glaug-Eldare> "The weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive." <Glaug-Eldare> Then you can get fired! <Glaug-Eldare> =D <mike> then i can get a job that's on the ground! <Glaug-Eldare> And throw wrenches at planes' windows while they're taking off? <mike> i was thinking more along the lines of programming
<Throttle> man, farting in the shower kinda kills that whole clean feeling u get
<Gobblin> this guy i know is getting like a microwave connection or something <Gobblin> sounds pretty 1337x0rz <avat> "damn you old man with your pacemaker, you are slowing my uploads"
*** KeeperX (KeeperX@24.120.83.177) has joined channel #idle <KeeperX>: ... <KeeperX>: Why isn't anyone talking?
<nondesc> All I need's a basic optical mouse. <nondesc> This Logitech is like $12 street price. <Livewireo> Strret price? are you buying illegal mice from ugly mexicans on the street corner?
<Fogie> not a tivo, just a creative labs tv tuner card with tivo-like functionality <AlienCrimeSyndicate> if i had that card fogie, i would rip the trinity broadcasing network 24/7 <Fogie> what is that, pr0n? <AlienCrimeSyndicate> if televangelists for jesus = pr0n, then yes <Fogie> to each his own <Fogie> somewhere in America a man is jerking off to jesus
Tarja: TODAY in auto shop Tarja: there was this giant spider crawling about in Penguin's engine and i insisted no one kill it Tarja: then Penguin came back (it was his car) and i showed him it Tarja: and he was like, oh yeah, that's the engine spider, he checks the oil and stuff Tarja: makes sure everything's running ok
<HistoryHm> well, i could never date her <HistoryHm> three strikes rule <HistoryHm> republican <HistoryHm> christian <unga-work> conscious
<Trestkon> A girl got her tonsels (sp?) out, so we all sign the card, and someone gives it to her, and she's like "..." <Trestkon> cause she can't talk yet:P
(shadow-ohki) I mean Cabbits are very teratoryatal animals. I cant help but dislike you. (@Arrow) "teratoryatal" (@Arrow) That is a horrendous bastardization of that word's proper spelling (@Arrow) territorial (shadow-ohki) sp what If I cant spell
<Rodzilla> -- 12 percent of Brazilian ladies have had sex with animals. <Santa_Smith> ew those brazilian women have sex with anything <Tessai|modeling> smith: THERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET SOME ;D!!
<Dreaded_Fist[using_AOL]> I've had the internet since I was 9 <Dreaded_Fist[using_AOL]> course back then, when I looked for porn, I'd type "pictures of men and woman having sex" <rpliving> now u just type in "pictures of men"
<@Fuse> !spin <+SugarFairy> Fuse spinned the bottle.. and it lands on .. Sophos <+SugarFairy> Now, go kiss ^-^ <+Sophos> who the hell plays spin the bottle in a room ful of boys
<kfc-ginzberg> dude <kfc-ginzberg> "12 inches" was just an answer on jeopardy <kfc-ginzberg> someone really shoulda buzzed in, "What is my cock? Alex"
<pogo> i get to write on "intertextuality" <Kevron5000> say what <pogo> exaclty <pogo> n: bullshit v: stupid <serdar_argic> write 10 pages on masturbation <Kevron5000> now that i can do <pogo> or i could just masterbate on ten blank pages <serdar_argic> ewww <pogo> sign the bottom <serdar_argic> thats pretty intertextual <pogo> indeed
<Riku> The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to IRC and teach IRC in return.
<smee> "Omochannel.com also sells a vibrator equipped with a video camera at its tip. The product can be attached to a TV or video and provides a more in-depth view of the area where it's used. " <smee> LOOK MUM I'M ON TV!!!!
* Filbert hmms@the work root password scribbled on his hand * geekster Chuckles at the security * Filbert wonders what his hand gives him access to, lol <geekster> mastarbatory pleasure <geekster> if your chubby arms can stretch round your large stomach
<default> say something nice to my mom if your around <magpie> who's your mom <magpie> that lady chainded up in the closet <default> no the women looking over my shoulder
<NapkinEater> can you hold a dollar between your breasts? You are allowed to push your breast together with your hands, but you can't touch the dollar with anything but your boobs <Emily-away> I bet I could. <Kevyn> I can hold a dollar between my cock and balls. <Kevyn> That means I have big balls. <Mike_Works> <Kevyn> How bad do you want the dollar? <Homeless Person> :(