<Comarcracy> anyone know a good game for pc that is similar to gta? <ircbuddy> GTA2 <ircbuddy> (You must have seen that coming...) <Comarcracy> kinda, i didnt think anyone would say that since i was refering to all gta games...but expect the unexpected <ircbuddy> Fair enough.
< cae> you people all suffer from ADD apparently < krapnggt> i suffer from SUBTRACT.
* Lilmuckers hugs iphopper * iphopper reciprocates the hug * Lilmuckers grabs iphoppers lowest common factor and makes it proportianal to 1 over 2 * iphopper primes lil's hug * Lilmuckers differentiates iphopper gradient * Lilmuckers takes the second differential to work out the highest and lowest points * Lilmuckers looks about at the assembled masses confused faces and blushes * iphopper tries to find lil's limit as it approaches x, and the derivative of that value <ragnarok2040> okay, who said maths geeks could cyber in here?
<ChafedNut> I just downloaded the internet <ChafedNut> it's pretty fly <Batt0usai> Chafednut: can you burn it on a cd for me please <ChafedNut> I will try...it may have some copyright protections <Batt0usai> if you could fit it in a floppy it would be better actually <Batt0usai> try zipping it <ChafedNut> ok
<Scofco> I found out I might have stomach cancer :*[ <kolby> yea, I bought a brand new pack of cigarettes today and dropped them in a puddle...I know how you feel
<sora> I don't think goths are evil and satanic, I think they're pitiful and irritating. Like street mimes, only not as much fun to set on fire with kerosene.
<Weng> "6. You are rated higher than 55% of the men on this site" <Weng> My girlfriend didn't even rate me a 10 :/ <J4k3> she's settling for a 5... inch <Weng> She's settling for a lot less than 5 inches
<mannie77> Hi <Sexygirl89> hi <mannie77> m/f? <Sexygirl89> FFS, what would you think?! <mannie77> oh right <Sexygirl89> No girl would be stupid enough to use a nick like this!
<JuicyClawter> I once threw a cat out of a five story building. I'm not sure if it landed on its feet, because I was too high up to see.
<hamutaro> Check this out <hamutaro> ^ I'm with stupid! ^ <hamutaro> Oh, wait. <hamutaro> Fuck
<Que> i don't mind talking <Que> but having pictures of my penis online <Que> yeah, not safe <Throttle-OSX> nah, havin yer cock and yer face in the same pic is not safe ;) <Odin> lol <Throttle-OSX> havin yer cock and yer exgirlfriends face in the same pics...now thats just funny
<ceydn> Okey dokey, I'm going out <wrath> He's going out like a deaf kid playing musical chairs
<MicrophoneJoe> Fuck me Bowmer is fat <MicrophoneJoe> Are you talking about masturbation ZoK? <ZoK> What else takes about 5 mins and involves lubrication? <MicrophoneJoe> Bowmer putting on a T-Shirt
<Keiichi> the BSOD doesn't mean you win anything <PrettzL> It's not like triple sevens :P <Keiichi> not even close <Keiichi> it's more like the slot machine punches you in the face and laughs
<|Robot|Pimpbot> I SWEAR TO GOD I WISH I COULD JUST REACH
THROUGH THE INTERNET AND KILL PPL SOMETIMES
<|Robot|Pimpbot> does anyone know if that will be part of
Internet v2?
<{RA}SKY-UED3> yeah
<{RA}SKY-UED3> but youll have to pay a tax on it
<{RA}SKY-UED3> and stand in a line
<|Robot|Pimpbot> im willing
<Macabre> dammit, y'know what? tday I was waiting for a cab, and the chick next to me was like, hey cutie. And I wink, then she looks down at my crotch, smiles for abit, then smacks my face. <Macabre> IN FROTN OF ALMSOT 500 FUKCING PEPLE!! <Macabre> Y'know why? <Macabre> BEcause I was holing my handphone in my right hand pocket, and it started vibrating because I got a call. I dunno about yous guys phones, but mine vibrates like a pussy vibrator, ie really pwoerfully <Macabre> she must have thought I was wacking to her or something.. :(
<Loco-san> I'm gonna make a game called With Myself, so kids will say "I'm gonna go play With Myself" and freak their parents/friends out
<Soul`is`away> I was ashamed of the latest KMart catalogue <Soul`is`away> Flipped to the games bit... <Soul`is`away> Xbox and PS2, but no cube AT ALL <risq> there are no gamecubes in ANY catalogues <Soul`is`away> WHY NOT!> <Onikage> maybe after they put in the xbox, there was no room for the cube
DibbLe: ive come to a realization Daemonite: ? DibbLe: violent games like cs, bf1942 and quake DO influence kids to shoot people and commit violent acts DibbLe: but not because theyre imitating the game, its because everyone who plays them acts SO FUCKING STUPID YOU HOPE THEY ALL DIE
<`Grimm`> you know whats the darndest thing is? its when you mom calls you a son of a bitch, im like, wait a minute, who's the bitch?
<+skrath> I don't think I'm better than others, it just so happens that so far, statistically, I am
<CowboyNeal> I got email once from someone who said that /. was "tryin to keep a nigga down" <CowboyNeal> I told him I didn't appreciate him using that term to refer to our people <CowboyNeal> race card played and redealt, muhahaha
<KamiKaze-> im still a virgin <KamiKaze-> . <KamiKaze-> oh shit that msg was meant for jennyf16uk
<Zoogle> So my mom comes in to my room and starts bitching about how pirating software is immoral and wrong and is worse than stealing. <Zoogle> When she's all done she gives me 2 cd's and says "Oh, and can you copy these for me?"
<bladezero> Hey guys, i need u to help me solve the porblem i got <zefer> k, shoot <bladezero> well i really like this girl and i want to impress her should i buy her a rose? <zefer> lol, if u wana say u like her with a rose all ure saying is "I'm cheap" <bladezero> o shit, should i buy her a bouquet then? <zefer> no cuz then she'll think ure just trying to buy her over <bladezero> then what do i do damnit, this is like the first girl ive ever really liked <zefer> buy her some chocolates. U cant go wrong with chocolates, i say when in doubt look to the chocolate. <bladezero> ok thanks man bye :) <majinTB> uhh u sure thats a good motto to live by? <zefer> no ha ha but hes gonna fatten this girl up real nice and then he'll either 1) dump her or 2) she'll get desperate and settle with a loser like him who can't even deal with what to get a girl on a date. <zefer> way to "let your heart decide." <majinTB> ha ha yea what a dumbass
MattDavis: i have to re-do an application because i misspelled "republic", leaving out the L MattDavis: no joke, it says repubic MattDavis: no spellcheck when you write by hand MattDavis: that's what i get for masturbating while doing grad school apps
<Kalony> i thought it was some cool hand of fate deal or something <dredg> fate needs to deal me a sandwich <Kalony> fate could deal me a hand job too <Kalony> preferably after washing its hands <dredg> and then washing its hands before it made my sandwich
Seppuko I: ever jack a guy off with your feet? PrettyPrincess1: no Seppuko I: do you want to? PrettyPrincess1 no Seppuko I: would you if asked? PrettyPrincess1: no Seppuko I: what if he had a gun to your head? PrettyPrincess1: yea Seppuko I: SCORE
<kow> anyone know where active desktop info is stored in win2k? <kow> like the HTML files <APE_> same place bill gates hides the porn in win2k <kow> fuck <kow> I'm not gonna find it right? <APE_> theres 200mb worth of porn built into windows, i mean how do u think it got that large?
EmoKidDavey: I once masturbated 24 times in 24 hours Fallen Tabris: O_O Fallen Tabris: That's really unhealthy. Fallen Tabris: How much juice did you get out? Fallen Tabris: when you have so little left, is it even called masturbating any more? Fallen Tabris: When you've done it that many times in a day. EmoKidDavey: yeah EmoKidDavey: a stick comes out and a flag unfurls that says bang
<Socrates> why do i get .06 kbps from kazaa.... <Socrates> thats 60 bits.. i can almost type that fast
<Fluff_Daddy|sortofaway> we have two horses outside our halls <Fluff_Daddy|sortofaway> one of them is hung like a fucking <Fluff_Daddy|sortofaway> i dunno what man <Fluff_Daddy|sortofaway> but he has one ginormous fucking penis! <Fluff_Daddy|sortofaway> I got a picture of it too!!!
Cat1013: Whoops Cat1013: I just really confused my grandma. HermitKing: She has IM? Cat1013: She just got it. I was talking to her, and she asked about my new car. Cat1013: I said that it was fine, but that it makes a funny noise whenever I shift. HermitKing: So? Cat1013: I left the "f" out of "shift".
<Afsan> the question is.. would the fbi suspect a terrorist from a university in Australia? arn't we ment to be the good guys? <Gothmog> we're everywhere... <Gothmog> i mean... <Gothmog> _they're_ everywhere <Gothmog> phew lucky save there <Afsan> yes you almost exposed us! <Afsan> one of your camels must now be castrated!
<MY2K> can you hear me? :P <TheDingo> no * MY2K has left #8-bit.theater * MY2K has joined #8-bit.theater <TheDingo> still can't hear you * MY2K has left #8-bit.theater
<XtG|HW> and only an uncle would beat the shit out of the great hio after hio hit a manoower truck <TheGreatHio> manoower? <XtG|HW> manoower <TheGreatHio> i think you mean Manure <XtG|HW> no <XtG|HW> manoower <TerraxNovae> WTF is that <XtG|HW> poop <XtG|HW> manoower <TerraxNovae> BWAHAHAH MANURE! <XtG|HW> shit.
<Torontoye> Hi guys,. i have a P90 24mg Ram,.I would like to make it a gateway,. how much Swap space should i give it?? <afterstep> Torontoye: 24 milligrams of ram? <afterstep> oh, i'd say about an ounce or so of swap.
<Jason> i've onyl done acid in my eye <Jason> or snocapped my bud wit it <Budda> fuck that shit its not gettin near my eyes <Budda> i mean fuck my lungs <Budda> but im keepin my eyes
<alakriti> Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
<rh-Raz_w3rk> if im not married by the time im 30, im going to slaughter a newly married couple <rh-Raz_w3rk> i like to set goals for myself
-Taking place in a Battlefield 1942 game- <monk|GC> one time i saw a guy with binoculars, he was just standing there for like, 5 minutes <monk|GC> and i asked what are you doing. he says if i wait long enough the lasers will kill all of them
<Vented> I wake up and go "fuck work, fuck work" <Vented> i give my thanks to my job :) <TheJesus> that's the trick <TheJesus> if you mess up and do <go to work> <say fuck work, fuck work> in the wrong order, you get in trouble <Vented> hahah :) <Vented> you can always delete the two files, then recreate them in the correct order <Vented> or just "touch" <go to work> so it has a later date stamp <Vented> then no one will know what happened :) <TheJesus> hahahaha
<[Smoke]> "Every gay club in the world owns one and only one CD, a disc entitled "TRANCE-A-HOLIC TECHNO BEAT CLUB HAPPYCORE TRANCE NATION DRUMSTEP BIG BEAT DISCO REMIX FEVER." This CD has three tracks, all of which have the same four-on-the-floor rhythm that loops for roughly 100 minutes and is accompanied by a woman moaning, "ooohhhh ahhhh oowwweeeeee!" at random intervals while a $199 Roland "DJ In a Box" synth plays up to three different minor chords" <NrgSpoon> ph33r the Real Folk Blues chiptune <[Smoke]> "Homosexuals love this CD; it's like turning on a porch light and watching the waves of June Bugs and moths fly in and and start making out with each other." <NrgSpoon> damn. i think my comment got sandwiched into gay sex <NrgSpoon> it was so young, too.
<Amish> women are psychotic <Amish> cats are great pets for them though <Xenopax> because they are cold and only want attention when you don't want to give it to them? <Amish> that, and you get to kick them when they aren't looking <Amish> JUST KIDDING PETA
<bb-w3rk> If Received By: Pay this Amount: <bb-w3rk> 12/20/02 $25,692.40 <bb-w3rk> 12/30/02 $25,712.75 <bb-w3rk> 01/09/03 $25,733.09 <bb-w3rk> :( <ESD-Wyrk> ... <ESD-Wyrk> wtf is that <bb-w3rk> damn tab at the liquor store
Ashanth: What would you do if you had athletes foot, and your girlfriend had a foot fetish, and she got athletes vagina? pnkgoetz: all she'd have to do was get some BOOM!! Tough Actin Vinactin
<+Tolkien`> chicks will only last a while <+Tolkien`> i can use my comp all night