<BhavFox> FurServ: op me <FurServ> BhavFox: You are already opped. <BhavFox> ;O) <Kas> FurServ: suck me <Kas> aww <Hawx> Kas: You already suck.
<Genasirus> #3928 +(8)- [X] <Genasirus> <illfates> the first time I had an orgasm <Genasirus> <illfates> i had my dick buried all the way into a stuffed animal <Genasirus> <illfates> a kangaroo named "Fred" <jhtm> that so beats my first orgasm story <jhtm> I was playing with my parents massager <Genasirus> wtf? <jhtm> and all of a sudden I passed out <jhtm> it sucked
<kolby> my mom doesn't even have confidence in me <kolby> she was like, hey did you get my e-mail? <kolby> and im like "nope, just spam...send it again" <kolby> sure enough, she sends it again with the subject reading "Don't have a sex life? Enlarge your penis!"
<kolby> you know those bathrooms at football stadiums where like a bunch of guys just stand next to each other and piss in em? <kolby> they had a smaller version of that in this restaraunt and I looked up while I was taking a piss and there was a mirror <kolby> I started messing with my hair and I pissed all over myself and everyone behind me had this horrified look <Scofco> hahaha, so you were pissing in the fucking sink? <kolby> huh? <kolby> ...fuck
[+ oracel] my exam went well =) [@ zipper] My job searching didn't. [@ zipper] Going to go out with a friend and do a coop search wednesday. :o [@ zipper] Multiplayer job searching > Single player
<Ophelia>: I had college once, but I drank a lot of fluids and got a lot of rest and eventually it was cured.
<maverick> I hate you leo, go fuck yourself. <leo> Dont tell me what the fuck to do <leo> Your not my fucking mom <maverick> uhh, yeah i am.. <leo> ?????? <maverick> oh, i thought you said "your not fucking my mom"..
<jsmithown> well i'll brb i gotta write a letter by hand <thegleek> wow <thegleek> old school
<Coogaar> You really can t mince around with these TiVos, Todd. If you wanted to turn on a machine and have it tell you you were gay all the time, you would just play Counter-Strike online.
<Volt9000> I had wood today <Volt9000> I'm proud <AL9000> Me too <SROL> I did, too <SROL> And I believe we all know what happened soon after <AL9000> Volt's pet goat hid behind the couch
<@kmad> its fun as hell <@kmad> you know what, thats a bad simile <@kmad> because i would assume hell isn't very fun
<@Psych0> I wake up to find that someone created a folder in my shared Folder <@Psych0> Called Psycho is gay <@Psych0> Furthermore i find two instances of nimda in it <@Psych0> anyone find that weird? <@Forty> Sounds normal <@Forty> Did you update Windows lately? It's in service pack 2 <@Psych0> I have win 98 <@Psych0> : <@Forty> Yeah that sounds right
<Dekan-> WHAT THE FUCK... My Right nut is folded down under and then backaround ontop of my left nut <%Eizneckam> Umm <souletr> did you know that jesus smoked three packs a day? <@mootlif3> what the fuck is wrong with this chat..
<Theogony> odd <Theogony> one of the playboy playmates kinda looks like my mom <Theogony> hmm <Theogony> quite strange
<JanusLexington> have you guys seen the new MSN commercial? <JanusLexington> with friend browsing? <JanusLexington> worst <JanusLexington> invention <JanusLexington> EVAR <Caff> pay $14.95 to browse web with your friends <JanusLexington> friend porn browsing... <Caff> it's like "SHARE YOUR PORN PASSWORDS!" <Caff> "DON'T BE EMBARASSED UR NOT TEH ONLY ONE MASTER BATING~~~~~"
<weebl> i might have a meet saturday morning <weebl> cuz of that fucker <weebl> who took a shit in wakefield's pool <weebl> the remeet might be like, 8 in the fuckin' morning <DoubleHelix> LOL! <DoubleHelix> someone drop'd a deuce in the pool! <DoubleHelix> lol <DoubleHelix> wtf is that shit <weebl> yeah <weebl> and they didn't notice till after the divers had gone <DoubleHelix> HAHAH!
<SiZZuRp> this is from www.pk-hq.com <SiZZuRp> Most users ever online was 138 on 02-14-2002 at 13:33. <SiZZURp> a sad valentines day......... date much?
<Marand> My girlfriend's parents are paranoid. They don't
trust the internet and are extremely against chatrooms.
<Marand> if ($person == 'online') { $person = "pervert
dograping kiddiefucker" }
<Marand> Maybe it's because they know me
<Jesse> shit. i dont know wether i should anally rape you like a blonde ass whiteboy or beat you like a red headed stepchild
<bunneh> he used to talk to my mate and he admitted to liking me and the next day we found out we were related...
<codewolf> I need a new toy, I've played with this one enough <codewolf> maybe a Z4 <Teatime> Or a miata. <Teatime> codewolf: A ferrari. <Teatime> Or an RUF Porsche <fluffy> Teatime: or he could just save a lot of money and get a sign that says "im insecure about the size of my penis."
<Dave_The_Insane[depressed]> whats with all the netsplits? <Rodzilla> J0 MAMA <Dave_The_Insane[depressed]> o_O <Rodzilla> SHE'S SO FAT SHE SPLIT THE FREAKING INTERNET IN HALF <Rodzilla> AHAAHAHAHAHHAH
<Oliver> uni is too hardcore for me <Oliver> spent 2 days there <Oliver> could hardly walk <teles> lol :) <teles> that'll teach you to visit the toilets in the art school :p
<nuance> er s/./, <cherub> don't forget to s/0,5/0.5/! <nuance> regexp nazi <cherub> s/nazi/victim/
<NightO> Jesus is coming, everyone, look busy!! --- solicit sets ban on jesus!*@*
<Kruge> I think there should be a seperate internet for ugly bitches <Kruge> suuuure, if you wanna take amateur porn pics of yourself, you go right ahead. But post them on the Ugly Bitch Web
<AL9000> hehe, I called up one of my female friends today while I was naked <AL9000> I was actually slapping it around to see if she'd ask what that noise was
<tokumei> green tea incense yo <tokumei> and no pot for me today <PFunk> Trying to quit? <JeffreyAtW> Ooh, Toku's turning Republican and lying about his heavy drug use instead of admitting it
<IsamuDyson> i think they need to get out and meet some people <BloodFromStone> Hey, I won't allow that kind of talk in here.
<Angelic> man who catch fly with chopsticks ... should eat in different restaraunt!
<Slime> I think in ten years time I will look back on days like this and cry. <Slime> The times I spent at 2am talking about girls who have dicks and legs made of slugs eating each other whilst melting. <Slime> My future wife will be all "Tell me what you did as a teenager" and I will say " NOW IS TIME FOR SLEEP " <MechaMrEd> And then you'll notice she has an erection
<@Headlor> when i live somewhre less gay <@Headlor> im getting a cat <@Headlor> and calling it "Hitler Stalin Mao" <@Headlor> or just stalin <@Headlor> "whats your cat called?" <@Headlor> "stalin." <@Headlor> "." <@Headlor> ill write on its littertray "human rights" <@Headlor> and on its bowl "flesh of the capitalist pig dogs"
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æ BaxterBandito is listening to: [MP3] Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - Do You Wanna Touch Me (somecrap) someone go touch bax so he'll be happy æ BaxterBandito is listening to: [MP3] Divinyls - I Touch Myself (somecrap) nevermind he took care of that himself
<bda> I need a job where I can get laid in the line of duty. <beady> teacher? <claws03> grade school?
<testify> i hate the CLI which i have been using for 5 dam years <testify> like i said, its the year 2003 not 1984 <snaund> testify: umm, it's 2002 here <snaund> must be a timezone thing <testify> well its near 2003 <snaund> testify: there's a special name for the year that's nearly 2003 <testify> taht is? <snaund> testify: 2002 <testify> ok
<Eku{MY}> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink what
ever comes out"?
<@TheRef>My girlfriend caught me sleep-wanking last night <hoochy>lol, typo. i'm a post that to bash <@TheRef>Dude, that wasn't a typo.
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<`Apoc`> i blew a load inside my girl <Shiv[0utz0r]> LOL <Shiv[0utz0r]> welcome to the club <`Apoc`> whats the chances of her becoming pregnant <Apocalypse_DFA[spam-eater]> if she wants to be pregnant, 50%. If she doesnt want to be pregant...100%
<DrLickies> Anyone who wants to fight me, I'll be at Yonge and College in like 25 minutes <capitan0> don't homos hang at yonge and college ? <DrLickies> No, I think they hang a couple of blocks east <DrLickies> But maybe some homosexuals hang there <smackhead> DrLickles- homosexuals will be hanging there in 25 minutes, apparently
<Jeeeeebus> wtf <Jeeeeebus> when I click the minimize button, it is minimizing my cursor to the other side of the screen <Yawgmoth> its a feature, not a bug.
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* koin freaks. <koin> Harry Potter porn X_x <koin> Not what I was looking for. Well, not HP anyway. :P <Solaris> Been there, done that, bought it. <koin> You have HP porn? <Solaris> No. <koin> I was about to say... <koin> ...Why aren't you shari- I mean <_< >_>