<LIQuid> my mom is convinced that i need milk <LIQuid> yeah well i tell her that i dont need to be artifically breast feed by genetically altered and enhanced cows <LIQuid> all she says "dont make me get your father" <Deke> your dad is going to breastfeed you?
notkmad: whats the 35 for Stemp35: how many times I give head a week iluvduke213105: wjat? iluvduke213105: what are u talkin about? Stemp35: he asked me what the 35 meant on my name notkmad: and the same goes for the 213105 ?
<Billo3121> i need to douche my asscrack in the shower <Billo3121> later dudes * Billo3121 is now known as Billo|douching <@trollusk> ... that's it. i'm done with irc.
<dredg> I drove a Lotus Esprit S2 today <dredg> it was nice <chevrofreak> i jerked off today <chevrofreak> it was boring <dredg> heh <dredg> I'm... *yawn*... cumming... <dredg> *looks at watch* <chevrofreak> yeah basically
<@Zigatoola> man i wish my dick wasnt so big, I get sick of my gf saying it hurts when I slam into her <Eastsidaz> «Zigatoola» yeah.. a 12 yrs old get easily scared of a 4 inch dick
<Mog> Anyone else having extreme AIM problems? <Seifer> Nope. <rabid_si[FFX]> Yeah. I can't seem to fuckin' pee in the bowl today. >: <rabid_si[FFX]> It's all up the fuckin' walls. <rabid_si[FFX]> Er... <rabid_si[FFX]> Oh. <Mog> ... <Seifer> Lol. <rabid_si[FFX]> You mean AOL Instant Messenger. <rabid_si[FFX]> Right... * rabid_si[FFX] whistles.
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<@kram> !banme wibble * @Arrow throws a brick at wibble <@kram> cool <@Smidge204> !banme everyone else * @Arrow throws a brick at everyone else <Stryke> !banme * Arrow sets mode: +b *! *bopper@dialup-63.214.93.70.Dial1.Boston1.Level3.net * Stryke was kicked by Arrow (You fell for it; hook, line, and sinker.)
* KiLLerMiK has joined #tonyhawksproskater <KiLLerMiK> are we talking about tony hawk? <bens0nio> mmm wendy's bacon cheeseburger <KiLLerMiK> best combo? <bens0nio> best combo is #2
<toddzilla> wtf, why does paypal take so goddamn long to clear things now <toddzilla> paid for on the 2nd, expected clear date on the 6th.. bullshit <#1 Webbie> Because EBay bought them out
<@synec> with only 32 bits of address space, it's no wonder we all keep bumping into each other
<@humble> soliciting sex with an underage minor gets +2 sentence points for using a computer <@jsb> you've got jail
redpoint13: brb MoRgAn4978: k redpoint13: back MoRgAn4978: that was fast redpoint13: yea i pee in a bucket near my desk
<Vaun> need something good to read for like 10 min <Vaun> anyone have an interesting thread / link / etc <Dzza|Wants-SI> i once read a book <Dzza|Wants-SI> it was about a giant blob eating the school <Dzza|Wants-SI> but then a fat kid ate the blog <Vaun> anyone else?
<Brainstew> Eww.. <Brainstew> If you think somethign is chocolate on your keyboard, but your not sure...Don't stick it in your mouth. <Citation> let alone on your penis.
<Thep> I want to clean up bio-waste <Sora> Um. <Sora> Hint: That involves other people's shit and piss. <Sora> And amputees wiggling their stumps at you and moaning. That always creeped me out. <Thep> I'd like to retract my last statement during the minute of 5:30 EST <Sora> Ah ha ha <Sora> Yeah.
twinturbo: hmm, why is my name green on the right? Swinny0: coz it's teelin you that's YOU barnz: to show which one is you twinturbo: like i don't know? barnz: indeed Swinny0: some don't!!
<_pLaGueD_> do you know a cheat for invincibility? <Dead_One> yeah <_pLaGueD_> how? <Dead_One> type bind "mouse1" "kill" <Dead_One> it blows up what ever you are looking at
<Tak777> I have returned * Feops disbelieves <Feops> 1d20+1 <Ragnaar> Feops: 1d20+1 (6) <Feops> damn <Feops> fine, you're here.
Joe Fox : you know in multiplayer FPS', how in multiplayer their names go above their heads Nanaki_ZPilot_assassin : yeah Joe Fox : they need that in real life Nanaki_ZPilot_assassin : LOL Joe Fox : and you know how you can veiw peoples pings Joe Fox : well, life needs that too, but for IQ not ping Darth_Bowser : shit Darth_Bowser : most of the IQs would be very low Joe Fox : and life needs respawning too Darth_Bowser : =P Joe Fox : damnit, life needs to be a FPS Darth_Bowser : heh Darth_Bowser : that would be amusing Joe Fox : where i have like a "cable" brain and everyone else has "56k" brains Darth_Bowser : *cough* =P Joe Fox : and you have a 128k brain
* animosity`snow`boardin is now known as animosity`FUCKING `PARENTS <tP-InfamousGadget> ewww
<Area-51> wanna know a good one? <AOLuser> a good one what? <Area-51> i mistyped the "yes | rm ..." command and deleted my entire home directory, including the eggdrop :P
< gimbgoth> Fatal-Err: yeah, that's a bummer huh < Fatal-Err> bummer? what means bummer? <+insight> damn <+Moak> it's fuck in the "okay-to-say-at-mom's-table" version
<MerryXmouse> My mum and dad were just yelling at each other and I walked up and said "Can you two stop being wankers?" and my mum hit me on the head and goes "I'll wank you!...... No I won't..."
<orion> i was like MAN CHECK OUT THIS HOTTIE <orion> he's all SLOW DOWN SCROLLING MAN SHE'S FUCKING HOT <orion> OH MAN SHE'S EXTREMELY HOT <orion> he complimented her more than any other female i've ever heard him talking about <orion> even models and shit <orion> then BAM i went to the dick shot <orion> "WHAT TEH FUCK I HATE YOU MAN THAT'S SO PHOTOSHOPPED"
<Cow> the night is young! so young that If I were to have sex with it, it wouldn't know what I was doing, would be scarred for life and develop multiple personality disorder to evade the shock! <Cow> .... <Cow> ... <Cow> seriously.
<bllllll> The instructions said to install Microsoft Windows (tm) XP or better, so I installled OpenBSD.
<Red_Sky> It must have been a slow newsday. The headline for today's paper is 'Suicide Bomber Killed'.
<Red_Sky> We'll call it "Shut the hell up", and you'll go first. <Red_Sky> Now, the object of this game, Deos, is to shut the hell up. <Red_Sky> You're doing exceptionally well for a beginner.
* Nazgul thinks it's amusing when people are soooo anal retentive that they can't even pass up a single mistyped letter. <Rico||Sleep>: Anal-retentive is hyphenated...
<Myst> It would, however, be funnier. <Myst> Since Canadians are funnier by nature. <WTM2K> just because we laugh at you doesn't mean you're funny
<Bretty> A 16yr old boy asks his dad what a pussy looks like before sex...he says " well son it looks like a nice rose petal" Boy replies.."well what does it lookl ike afterwards?" <Bretty> Father says....."have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
<@Daybreaker> bah <@Daybreaker> i got sick oF that bin laden game the first time i played it <@Daybreaker> like a year ago <@Daybreaker> fuck flash games <@Blur> hentai? <@Daybreaker> shush <@Daybreaker> i caN't stand a game where the difficulty levels are "poorly made" "badly made" and "free 15 day macromedia preview" <@Blur> lol <@Daybreaker> fuck all that
<wanman2> c++ is so much more intuitive than any language i've learned <wanman2> that's my thought of the night <wanman2> and with that, good night. <fib> let us bathe in its profundity <wanman2> and lather ourselves with its wisdom <lbandit> and watch it flow down the drain <lbandit> amidst our pubic hairs and semen <lbandit> and urine <wanman2> and vaginal discharge <fib> my bishop delivers no sermons in the shower
<LADYCHUMY> rebooting everyone *** LADYCHUMY has quit IRC (Quit: U asked me whom I luv d most , i said my life, u cried n turned away, tears fell coz u left abt 2 say ur my life...) <Viggo> hmmm <Viggo> that sentiment was ruined by AOL slang
<Kevyn> Ooh PeeTree has his webcam on, and he has GIRLS in his room. I hope they get naked. <Uncle_Tobias> WOW GIRLS? WHAT ARE THESE STRANGE THINGS AND DO THEY COME WITH MAC OS 6? <Kevyn> That'd be awesome if he left the room for a minute and the girls started making out, unaware that the webcam was on. <NuttO> I think it'd be funnier if they pissed in his shoes when he left the room.
<Samantha> What bird was named for what was wrongly thought to be its country of origin? <Kevyn> Turkey <Samantha> Kev is da man <Kevyn> It was either that or the Mexican
<@pork> whats best buy <@Al> pork: it's a store, they're kind of like the trading posts you have in australia only with carpet and fewer cured crocodile hides.
<BlackHawk> LULU: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got no titties <LULU> You wear pants don't you?
denisbaldwin: I think I love you... denisbaldwin: So what am I so afraid of... denisbaldwin: I'm afraid that I'm not sure of... denisbaldwin: A love there is no cure for. alexusslave: like herpes?
<Tiberiumsun01> I am so lonely, I wish a girl would look at me <maq> maybe you should wait around in parking lots at night until one comes by and stuff her in a potato sack
<DracoDanMP> i spent all day reading on www.bash.org <@MalHavoc> and that is why you fail. <DracoDanMP> then i realized that only a true geek would even get 99% of the jokes, much less think they were funny <@MalHavoc> I bet you laughed your ass off all fucking day :P
<EmpressMay> When I was 5, I was in Radio Shack's battery club. <RegEdit> The first rule about battery club is you do not talk about battery club.
<CharCoal69> and I made 2 dollars selling cigarettes to children in third world countries. I told them it was food.
<TunkeyMicket> HOLY SHIT MY COMPUTER IS BROADCASTING AN IP ADDRESS <TunkeyMicket> HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP <TunkeyMicket> THIS WINDOW CAME UP <TunkeyMicket> TOLD ME THAT IT WAS DANGEROUS
<DrZaius44> pc load letter? What the fuck is PC load letter?? <CharCoal69> a letter that says "I shot my load. Sorry. -- Your Computer"
<b1u3^t3rr0r> bash.org; yet more proof there are people more fucked up than me.
<DA_BUTCHER> Annie will you marry me? <DA_BUTCHER> I don't care what gender you are! <|Annie|> shizz <DA_BUTCHER> I'm Greek <|Annie|> that's like the 6th time someone's asked me that in here <|Annie|> I'll get back to you k ._. <Scotch> It's your own fault for making your gender so obvious in your nick <DA_BUTCHER> yes but the others would freak out if you turned out to be a 30 year old wrestler named Bernard