* Joins: rock (rock@cs24243145-246.houston.rr.com) <rock> hey <Capn_Panic> hey <Shockster> hey <Capn_Panic> it's fat albert!
<eqnox> I need ddr to unlease my full power <kingBooze> ddr? <eqnox> dance dance revolution <kingBooze> I've never played <kingBooze> is it as fun as everyone says it is? <bennid> no <bennid> just gay <DSmooth> kingBooze: ddr is for ghetto kids <DSmooth> at the arcade <DSmooth> and their white trash girlfirends watch them play <DSmooth> until they've had enough <DSmooth> then they take them home and beat them
* Feren considers quitting his job and starting a small ISP in the yukon by strapping wireless access points to grizzly bears. <JenWolf> That seems only slightly less dangerous than you current job. <Feren> I suppose. * JenWolf can imagine the help desk calls you'd get. "Help, my access point ate my little brother."
<Khey> There was this soap opera on the TV in the customer lounge at work and there were these black people on it <Khey> And I thought to myself <Khey> "Man, why don't they get 'real' black people in soap operas?" <duffey> Haha <Khey> I'm not talking about some upper-middle class light-skinned 'nigga' either. <Khey> Some dark-skinned, thugg'd out, bling-blingin', grill'd up guy. <Khey> With cornrows and a stocking cap <Khey> I'd watch soap opera's then. <Khey> "Oh no, Johnny's mom was kidnapped" <Khey> "AW SHIT NIGGA I'S FUNNA CAP ME SOME CRACKAS" <Khey> or something <Khey> Anyways, enough of Stereotype Theatre with Mr.K
<meyowith> almost done cleaning my room :D <meyowith> now to untangle my wires.. Quit: Meyowith (connection reset by peer)
<webby_g[work]> some guy just forgot his login and NEEDED to print out some work, so I let him login into my account and print it off, aren't I NICE? <Zarei> no now all your bases will belong to him <webby_g[work]> he was supervised, so if he did try to me up me the bomb, he would have had no chance to survive make his time.
<chadamir> I was gonna call my band 'trebek is god' but we decided that was a better album name and then we decided not to use it at all <kolby> and then you realized there was no band <kolby> it was just you and a karaoke machine
<@i386> NEXT Year, me, skool. pointelss educational films. susicide <BenZor> Dude <BenZor> if you spell like that, it isnt pointless.
Kaji: "i think willingly putting your child in a porno comes under the catergory of unfit parent" Jallil d'lil 'anonen: depends on the kind of porno...if it were snuff yeah, but the real classy kind is okay Kaji: ...mmk Jallil d'lil 'anonen: pretend I didn't say that Kaji, Maelthra D' Llaren: i will..
<mikaru> thinkgeek.com has some l33t a55 tshirts. <mikaru> literally/ <autistk> mikaru: dude, I think you'll find they are, in fact, g3y455 shirts
<mikaru> cumshots are amusing. <autistk> bukkake isn't however.. it's just odd <autistk> fuckin japanese have to always take a decent idea and then totally fuck it up <mikaru> scary part with jap porn is the girls are yelping and yet the guys arent exactly well endowed, almost as though it's a porno and not real, but i refuse to belief that. <autistk> they probably put wasabi on them or something <mikaru> ahahah
<NyseriA> i think i should inform you that i am totally naked at the keyboard.....and i just sat on a box of screws : ((((((((((((( <Weebl> is your webcam on nys?
<ChineseElite> there is nothing wrong with using linux.. <Threeboy> if that's the lifestyle you wanna live, i wont judge you. <Threeboy> i just wont support you at the parades.
* magicsmoke returns with a mug of coffee that is still almost black after adding milk kiri : lol kiri : that's some heavey coffee then magicsmoke : i could say that the spoon is standing up in it.. magicsmoke : but i can't see the spoon. i think it's dissolved Alpha1 : There is no spoon
<ragnarok2040> @_@, i have a mouse scratching directly above my head <Uzzab0x> trailer mice O_o * _absent 0_o CKY - Shock and Terror [3:07] <ragnarok2040> :/ and i can't beat on the ceiling cuz it messes up the ceiling fan <ragnarok2040> so i have to ignore it <Uzzab0x> I pity j00 rag :D <_absent> haha your trailer is infested with canadians <_absent> *mice
<Sloan|Eat> Aquaman's ancient nemesis is Captain Highliner. <Goonigoogoo> Aquaman's ancient nemesis is sand
Now talking in #blackpower. * ChanServ changes topic to 'NEW YORK (CNN) -- Jam Master Jay, the DJ of the longtime rap group Run-DMC, was shot in the head and killed Wednesday night in a Queens recording studio, according to New York police. Jay is one dead nigger. One less aids infected, syphallitic, dreadlocked nigger in the world!'
--> ( join ) josiejaz (~jimmie@hide-53860.dial.tor1.sprint-canada.net) joined (# linux). ( josiejaz ) fucking god damn peice of s**t ISP ( Eric ) i love how you cencored "shit" ( Eric ) but forgot fucking and damn
(@virt) cracker barrel is the most hilarious name for a place where a bunch of white people go
<vrit> mm* = hi, we're capcom. we don't need to come up with new ideas for games. here, enjoy street fighter vs marvel vs snk vs megaman vs taliban vs n'sync alpha super gold turbo extreme zero mega ultra double-stuf supreme extra value combo 4x
<upper-> it fears change <upper-> just like grandmas that refuse to use microwave ovens <vlMbh> my grandmother used to warm up her microwave oven! <vlMbh> i went over for dinner one day and she turned it on for 4 mins on high <vlMbh> with nothing in it <vlMbh> i was like.. uhh what ARE you doing <vlMbh> " warming it up "
<@Toys> i got allways with wings in the mail today <@Toys> it comes with dry weave, and wings, and optional fuckign sunroof <@Toys> i tried one on and i didn't feel CONFIDENT <@Toys> i felt WORRIED as fuck <@Toys> i'm using them for coffee filters now
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<Nemephosis> thanks for telling us after the fact
<Nemephosis> isn't that like getting hit by a car then having
someone say "dude there's a car coming"
<+[SFX]Newbie0> I had a dog once <+[SFX]Newbie0> my mom always told me when I got a boo-boo, to let the dog lick it <+[SFX]Newbie0> said it was antiseptic <+[SFX]Newbie0> One time, I had a sore throat <@[EoK]cheaptrick> I can see where this is going.. <+[SFX]Newbie0> God I miss that dog <@[EoK]cheaptrick> ew.. <+|WM|ePi> haha
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(ManiPan84) so what are you doing? (OoO0O0Oo0o) taking pieces of conversations and manipulating them to suit my sadistic needs
<UberDuper> I need an optical mouse. <UberDuper> My balls keep getting all crusty.
* Kristoph is a 16 year old trance / hard house DJ from sheffield, anyone wanna pretend to be a girl and talk about masturbation?
* I^Need^A^GirL^IN^MY^LifE was kicked by CityWoman (banned: Try a date service.)
<+WAREZmunkey> owwww shit <+WAREZmunkey> i just managed to put a staple into my tongue <+WAREZmunkey> teach me to chew on it i suppose <graeme> I cannot even begin to imagine the sequence of steps that caused to to accidentally staple your tongue. <+WAREZmunkey> ok i will rephrase it <+WAREZmunkey> i just stupidly put a staple into my tongue <Lithium> LOL
<exx> they're horrible drivers as is, lets not make them kamikaze's <exx> I bet the jap fighter pilots were trying to land on those ships..
<roOt-dIR> where can i get a free shopping cart? <roOt-dIR> ? <collapser> supermarket, then run away quickly
<litigator> fucking a fat girl is like riding a scooter its fun til someone sees you
<+Spazz> [12:41] <@w00tah> cope to dransik this spazz <+Spazz> [12:41] <@w00tah> THRAF you m00f and you suck ! *** Thraf sets mode: -b *!*@adsl-212-59-30-231.takas.lt <+Spazz> We've had our top military code experts try to decifer his message. <@Thraf> tell him to return <+Spazz> It seems that Lithuania is officially declairing war against the USA and the UK. <@Curz> Talk about guerilla tactics, noone in the US knows where Lithuania is, so they can strike freely
<flawed> snow is like black people.. as long as it stays off my driveway and away from my car, it's cool.
<Korbel> hey, at least IM not the one asking questions today <[X]odus> wow <Korbel> wow what?
<JustyUekiTylor> that would be cool, they need bat singals for women... like "The Mood Signal" then you can see it form miles away... so like you could be all like "hey bill, isn't that your wife's mood signal? you better not make to much noise coming home tonight... she's in her "I'm having my period and you just left an empty milk carton in the fridge mood" Bill: "uh-oh" <Dragon> GTM|Stuff: any conversation here is probably the wrong one to join
<captain_ben> i hate fucking addons <Mr_Day> Don't fuck them, then. <Mr_Day> Install them, much easier.
<hafree> then there's all my friends <hafree> that for some reason think "jewish" is a nationality <hafree> yes, i come from jewland
<DN-Mark> touch and taste are basically the same <Jude> Please... I dare you to go squeeze a donut in your fist until you can feel how sugary and sweet it is.
* [LooN] (LooNaTiK@host217-35-13-229.in-addr.btopenworld.com) has joined #javascript <[LooN]> can anyone tell me how to stop radiobuttons in java having more than one selected ? <nakke> if you stop calling it java, someone might <[LooN]> if people in channels like this stop being ass holes, i might get more help and then i might get answers to questions, but we cant all get what we want now, can we ? you mother fucker. * [LooN] (LooNaTiK@host217-35-13-229.in-addr.btopenworld.com) has left #javascript