insaneFlash: man insaneFlash: finals are taring me an ass dogz: ah dogz: man dogz: are they gziping it as well?
<locust> rockingham, where you can buy rohypnol and condoms in a combo "party pack"
<EvilJoven> JESUS`Son: like you have said before, you cannot prove it, its a matter of faith <EvilJoven> nothing you do can prove to us that the words you speak are not lies passed down from your fathers <EvilJoven> the only thing which identifies the words in that book of yours as truth is that book, by that logic anything written is truth *** Quits: JESUS`Son (~LightHope@200.241.97.179) (Ping timeout) <EvilJoven> ok, who packeted the lamer? <EvilJoven> christ, I bet it was you Anjin <EvilJoven> you people ALWAYS do that, I finish catching up on /. and decide to rip in to the lamer and one of you packets him or bans him, QUIT TAKING AWAY MY TOYS!
<+||smallville||> im from philippines <+||smallville||> nice 2 meet u <+[El_Diablo]> fuckin israel <+||smallville||> huh? <+||smallville||> israel? <+[El_Diablo]> ye <+kiwiman> That's Palestine, not the Philippines, dumbfuck.
<CoRDWoRK> i know everything your thinking ... you dirty bastard ;) <Tarrasque> why else do you think the cat is sleeping on my lap? <CoRDWoRK> to get the mouse outa ya ass? <Tarrasque> no, because i get no other pussy this close.
dmarkpb: oh yeah and while i'm thinking of it, i'm running 1600x1200 and 1280x960 side by side, i dare not put the 15 near these two in case it suicides because of jealousy
<Rain-Movie> where is the hosts file. <Manaz> Depend which OS <Rain-Movie> win2k <Rain-Movie> i must edit it <Rain-Movie> to block gey flash ads. <Manaz> C:winntsystem32driversetc I think <Rain-Movie> taking up HALF MY PAGE. <DrillSGT> curse the adds <Manaz> adds - you're cursing mathematics?
<Kae> dangit, I'm missing two bytes <Epesh> Kae: make them up! * l_oke hands kae a unicode character <Epesh> there's only 65000 combinations * Kae pads with 0's
<dakonis> i think you should have to pass a test to be able to use a keyboard with a capslock key
<Rivorus> my dad actually called the other day, and he goes "You want to talk to mom" so I say "yeah" and then I hear him shout "Gina, you wanna talk to your son" and I hear her in the back say "I'm watching TV right now, I'll talk to him at Christmas" and my dad's like "She's... in the shower"
<Duck> Gullible isn't in the dictionary <Fred> Yeah it is dumbass. <Fred> gul li ble - adj. ( P ) Pronunciation Key (gl-bl) <Fred> Easily deceived or duped. <Fred> ... <Fred> god dammit... <Duck> lol
<StalkerofurSoul> you ever been looking at pr0n <StalkerofurSoul> and seen somebody that looks like your sister? * StalkerofurSoul shivers <Eldron> stalker, I just keep fapping, no matter what..
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* Dogstar was told tonight that if he wore slacks and a button up dress shirrt he'd look exactly like he worked at a software development company. Except he doesn't know a word of code. <Nimduin> Wow, you're unattractive. Congratulations.
Geo: You know, I would be a straight A college student if it weren't the the internet. Chronologist: for the internet, you mean. Geo: .. Geo: SEE?! Geo: IT'S EVEN TAKING MY ABILITY TO CONVERSATE PROPERLY!!!! Geo: ... Geo: AWAY Hidoshi: ...Converse. Hidoshi: Conversate isn't a word. Geo: ... Geo: Fuck.
<[VsE]GaZ> Oh fucken somethign smeels good Brb <[VsE]GaZ> Oh dammn it was my cat did a shit under the couch
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<@LinkinEp> brb <@LinkinEp> in 15 <@motherb|tch> dont come back <@motherb|tch> itz all good <@kmad> ,lol <@motherb|tch> peace <@kmad> hes masturbating <@LinkinEp> evil <@kmad> u said brb <@kmad> go brb <@motherb|tch> thats right <@LinkinEp> i dont need to go <@LinkinEp> my bro is handling it
<nix-> -17/30- <intrinsic> We can't talk anymore, okay? <nix-> -17/31- <intrinsic> Because of certain circumstances. <nix-> -17/31- <nix-> Which are? <nix-> HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAH <Jon-> wtf? <Jon-> she has problems? <nix-> ermm <nix-> interesting <Jon-> shes prolly a guy and now he feels guilty
* drdink ponders getting his dad the Magellan Meridian Gold GPS * drwiii watches irony strike as it gets lost in the mail.
<Really_Stoned> why is it when you buy a new hd and they tell you, that you can never fell the sob up in about 2 weeks your deleting stuff on it just to make space <zvxrfpu> because data expands to fit the space available. <dfwdaddy> so do warez and porn. <dfwdaddy> you didn't make your requirements clear to the salesperson, clearly. <Really_Stoned> i actually dont have any porn on any of my computers now cause it takes up to much space <dfwdaddy> when you walked into compusa and said 'where are your harddrivez' he didn't really hear the Z
<autistk> underneath your clothes there's an endless story? <autistk> riiiiight <autistk> I suspect something was lost in the translation <autistk> or is it about the scene in the neverendingstory when the kid steals the book by hiding it up his sweater?
<Spooky42> my uncle took off his shoes and it instantly filled the room with a strong odor of sweatyballs rubbed with parmesan cheese. <ZippyOne> oh, that's not me then <Spooky42> haha <Spooky42> god.. <Spooky42> its stinks so bad <Spooky42> sigh <Spooky42> i WAS eating.. now im not and cant breathe <ZippyOne> got some air freshener? <DarkPhan> <Spooky42> my uncle took off his shoes and it instantly filled the room with a strong odor of sweatyballs rubbed with parmesan cheese. <-- uhm... just how do you know what that smells like? <Spooky42> lets just say i have an unpopular scratch and sniff book <Spooky42> and dont ask why i scrathed the 'sweatyballs rubbed with parmesan cheese' sticker. <ZippyOne> you were tired, and it was next to strawberry <Spooky42> across the page from runny baby poop
[12:42am] <Convinced> darkvibe <Convinced> what we talked about, i will work on it tomorrow, ok? <darkvibe> whenever <darkvibe> no hurry <darkvibe> and much appreciated <`rush> oh, way to spark the interest of the ENTIRE FREAKING ROOM. <[vV]Criminal_Intent> hey `rush, that thing I said about that stuff, I am going to do it the day we planned exactly the way we discussed. <`rush> [vV]Criminal_Intent: ok, but don't forget to bring that thing that we talked about. make sure it's heated to the temp we decided on. and the panties are the color you mentioned. do you remember the place we converesed about meeting? <[vV]Criminal_Intent> i remember clearly, I got the panties but dont forget the accesories we discussed or the issues with law enforcment and animal rights <`rush> ah ah.. right. i'll have to speak with the man who i told you about to clear up the issues we came up with. also, the club drugs i told you about will be X ammount of hours late, where X is equal to the number that we predetermined prior to this conversation. <`rush> this is getting rediculous.
<ilovebeer> dont hate just cuz i fuked ur gurl * GBL|DJ_Huxtable thinks......socrates.........can you even get a gurl? <Socrates> hey yeah... ilovebeer i dont even have a girl.. so how can you fuk her.... <Socrates> gg i win <Socrates> kinda...
* Sticks whoops for joy * Sticks cheers insanely * Sticks parties and dances around the room in a polka-dotted frock whilst screaming with inane joy <VooDoo> i guess the email server is working now huh?
<MilitiaX> yo guys, anyone know a music irc server? <dustin> if only goatse had an ircd with an ascii version in the motd
([rSu]iridium) xenex and I are on the same train of thought today. I want to get off :) ([Ci]XeneX) the train, I hope.
icbm: hah icbm: my entourage is coming over icbm: I'm gonna go ahead and give them their christmas presents icbm: I bought my 3 hoes vibrators kuruption: uh kuruption: you mean your "friends" kuruption: and the 3 girls who wont let you touch them.. but hang out with you cuz you're friends with the guy who gets them their weed
<WonderMut> Interesting, if Khan died from the Genesis thingy, and Spock was sent to the planet the Genesis thingy exploded on, how did Spock come back from the dead while Khan didn't? <halcyon--> jesus <halcyon--> this is like watching movies with my grandmother
<faR_away-> i won 30 grand <faR_away-> so i have some $$$$ <Toy-MaCHiNE> did u really <faR_away-> no i'm just kidding <Toy-MaCHiNE> you wouldnt be here if u had 30 grand <faR_away-> i know <faR_away-> i'd be at mcdonalds
<Ed> I like those upside-down ketchup bottles. <Ed> They were a long time coming, but still. <IQpierce> They were mentioned in Revelation, as a sign of the Apocalypse. <IQpierce> "And yea, the moon shall become as fire, and fall into the sea, and the ketchup bottles, they shall invert themselves, and the winged bears shall pull the arms from the sockets of the faithful, in thy mercy." <IQpierce> direct quote. <Ed> They're apocalyptically convenient! <IQpierce> That's why their slogan for this campaign is "Apocalycious!" <IQpierce> And inside every cap is a free press-on 666 forehead tattoo!
<thetourist> just watched my lotr dvd <thetourist> :) <antiuser> nice :D <thetourist> yea, those 30 extra minutes are awesome <lech> what do they consist of? <lech> as if the movie wasnt already long enuff <thetourist> man, the new scenes add a lot to it <soap> LIES <antiuser> :E <antiuser> OBEY <soap> 30 minutes of the hobbits masturbating doesn't "add" anything <thetourist> ok, i'm lying it's all hobbit porn
<Bliss|CS> anyone got a good server <Threeboy> for webhosting? yeah i do. <Bliss|CS> free? <Threeboy> no, i said GOOD.
<rH-rogue> just cuz there's no bulge because i don <rH-rogue> 't asdlhfaslhdfasdf <rH-rogue> damn it <rH-rogue> i just had premature enterkeyation
[4th]Tortu: i've never had a single STD...but i think it's cause you have to have sex to get em
*The_Loser_ I'm sorry, lol, but it's just my opinion that the rest of Canada does nothing but make Quebec look bad. Canada sucks. Quebec is cool.
The_Loser_: Lol. 2 Ads just came on TV. The first one shows a cowboy guy telling me how I can find all my holiday gifts for everyone at "Tractor Supply." and then at the end he says "Hope y'all have a good christmas." and after that, an Ad for the flea market came on. - Thank you for the brutal reminder that I'm in a Southern State. *puke*
<Frosted_Frank> hey does anyone in here know how to get info on people via email addresses? <Enossel> email them and ask them <Frosted_Frank> oh, thx
<bCc> Here are my Desperate Attempts To Get Rid Of AOL <bCc> 1) I hired and exorcist to get rid of AOL on my computer. It failed to work. <bCc> 2) I also buried CD's In holy water, the holy water evaporated but the CDs survived and now glow red... <bCc> 3) I pissed on my AOL CD's and returned them to AOL...They sent me a thank you note for the cologne <toc-> haha
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<knif> i remember when my cousin had a house with aluminum wiring, when it rained you could open the garage by turning on the stove
<Westy> not enough porn chans if you ask me ;(tv channels) <atdt> there's like 6 or 7 of them <Westy> none here... unless you pay extra <atdt> well, yeah. you've got to order them <Westy> bah <Westy> should be thrown in with the family packs <atdt> heh
<yuethomas> so I'm not a psychopath. Boohoo. <Dom> Well, psychopath doesn't mean murderer or killer <Dom> They're just more likely to <Dom> They tend to appear very intelligent, only their vocabulary is very extensive, but if you are intelligible about the topic they're discussing you will usually find it has no real substance. <Dom> Just lots of misused or illogical jargon <yuethomas> Case in point. o_o <yuethomas> and cliches, i'm sure <Dom> Yep <Dom> And they drift from topic to topic very easily <yuethomas> speaking of the weather <Dom> :D <Dom> Thanks, I brushed it this morning <yuethomas> Did it grow? <Dom> And how <yuethomas> I know eh <Dom> I'll have to paint it one day <yuethomas> Use some duct tape too <Dom> and hotpants
<@Netwizard> Osamas dead <@Burned> perhaps <@Burned> i just dont want osama to keep releasing albums like tupac
* nick > Stalkaout is now known as Stalkachu <@Miz> and where have you been? <@Cheez> considering hes at university hes probably been out drinking / getting stoned / getting laid <@Miz> considering its Stalkeh i'd wager not <@Cheez> LOL
<Sn1p3r> Transferred 75 files totaling 3.41 GB in 01:20:20 (751.53 KBps) <Sn1p3r> man, thats a lot of shit <[Piratez]> be sure to flush <[Piratez]> get a plunger while ur at it, i doubt 3.41gb will go down in one flush