<RichiH> you could always use netbsd if you want maximum security <RichiH> ppl are gonna nmap you and see that it is a netbsd box <RichiH> so they will think "that's a propped-up toaster anyway, no use hacking it" and you are safe
*** Joins: Canadianpirate (java@= YEpe33-53-450-851.om.om.cox.net) <@Oshi> Eyarrr, eh?
[ @Hammer ] Okay, I was going to have some Count Chocula, so I started pouring a bowl. But then I ran out before I filled the bowl, so I just filled the rest with Cocoa Pebbles cause that was the only other cereal we had. So I open the fridge, and we have no milk, only chocolate milk. So yeah, I consumed about 5 years worth of chocolate intake in that one meal.
[ @Kruegel ] CharCoal69 what version of mIRC do you have? ***Approximately 18 Minutes Later*** [ +CharCoal69 ] NINETY [ +Hammer[pth] ] haha, I don't know what was funnier [ +Hammer[pth] ] the latency of the reply, or the reply itself
[ @DrZaius44 ] i miss anything? [ +CpuMan2001 ] !seen anything [ @Drunkfux ] CpuMan2001, anything was not found in the database. [ +CpuMan2001 ] apparantly not
[ Genia4 ] one sec i'm looking for the url of the iq test [ Genia4 ] i want u to do it **Approximately 8 Minutes Later** [ Genia4 ] http://www.iqtest.com/ [ @AirRaid ] it took you that long to remember that url? [ @AirRaid ] FOR AN IQ TEST?
<cinnabar> tv rots the mind, destroys the imagination, promotes obsesity, and encourages commercialism. <jazzstepa> its the american way
<Slartibartfast_> pr0n is incredibly boring. <Slartibartfast_> You can only look at so many goats before you start to get tired of it. <Sn0w> Slartibartfast_: I have a patern. Change a fetish every month
<@Gallahan> Anyone know the geographic distribution for AOL proxies? <@abombpk> hell? <@Lyle> thats an understatement
<CitizenErazed> I dunno, there are other, better things to do while you're in bed <tomjone5> like play chess. always does it for me, anyway <CitizenErazed> so THAT'S what you and Jen spend all your time doing, matt? <tomjone5> yup, I can keep going for hours at a time <tomjone5> but have you even thought of the positions you can play in? gets me all tingly just thinking about it <CitizenErazed> tantric chess books, then? <tomjone5> I'm still writing the kama chess, expect to see it in 'special' bookshops next month
<dlewis> anyone want to buy an iPAQ H3670? <RichiH> not really <RichiH> it has windows on it, after all :) <dlewis> you can install linux on it. <RichiH> hmm, right <RichiH> but it will still be a compaq :)
<Coult> im 65 years old <Coult> and I still get more pussy than you <Daishi> 11 y/o girls who you tricked with candy dont count <Aamperix> I know. <Aamperix> I feel bad for you. <Aamperix> Hey little girl, want a Butterfinger? I have a nice Bitesize butterfinger...want one?
<bionicfen> OK I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO BE CATHOLIC <Sak> BW - Do everything you do now, except feel guilty about it.
<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm <Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then <Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass <Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat <Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^
<rootd> Got my room down to about 35-40% fragmented... much better than the 70-80% earlier <Jeian> you defragmented your room? <rootd> yea <Jeian> too much computer for you... :]
<TSU> want a penis butter and jelly sandwich Cross? :o <CrossAlkaid> Sure. <CrossAlkaid> Oh wait.
<Juridian> 'You have reached the 1-800-HACKERS tech support line, all of our operators are currently busy. Please leave your IP, username and password at the beep and we'll get right back to you....' *beeeeeep* * The-Rev is calling 1-800-HACKERS <The-Rev> brb <The-Rev> Bet its some sort of adult line
Christian[LG]: install windows ME or take cyanide, which is the better suicide option ? Mouce: ME True|Fogge: ME makes you take cyanide kronny: nah cyanide, it dont take over an hour to take effect
<[1RB]sika> once you fuck a ham it will change your life forever <Lee> Really? I found Turkeys to be the best fucks <[1RB]sika> but hams have a perfect sized hole in the middle already cut <Lee> I know, but turkeys have those nice little wings that act perfectly for handles <[1RB]sika> balogna is good too <[1RB]sika> and when you're done jacking off with it you can call your pets to clean up the mess
[ TsUnAMiBomB ] what was i going to say [ TsUnAMiBomB ] oh yeah [ TsUnAMiBomB ] im the best at blowing [ TsUnAMiBomB ] shit [ TsUnAMiBomB ] blowing bubbles*** [ jamao ] lol
<Ne0_Rat> we all know who the bitch is in the geek relationships... whoever has the worse computer ;) J/K
<jesdynf> That's odd. There's an option at the bottom of Yahoo's email composition screen -- I can attach -money- to my email, with "PayDirect" or something. <jesdynf> Wonder if I should attach a $20 to my resume.
*** Jagged changes topic to 'haiku is like sex / except there is less penis / and no sticky mess'
(@icono) what is it your mad at? (NecroMort) women (@icono) all women or just the ones who won't sleep with you (NecroMort) same thing ;)
<indefactorX> WHY AM I BANNED ????????!!!!!!!!!!!!\ <LoneJackal> dunno <LoneJackal> maybe because you used caps like you just did here, in a repetitive manner? <indefactorX> shut up <LoneJackal> or aggressive language
<Gonkster> when i worked for stagecoach, lass sat on periscope, no knicks on <Gonkster> ffs, i nearly knocked down a building lol <Gonkster> just saw this beaver winkin at me down periscope lol
* Ouroboros does a robot dance in FLB's pants. <FLB> ... <Ouroboros> Well. <Ouroboros> I mean. <Ouroboros> You have spare pants, right? <FLB> Yeah! Of course! <FLB> That's what you meant <Ouroboros> Yes. <Ouroboros> It is. <FLB> Umm. <FLB> You can keep that pair. <FLB> They're on the house. <Ouroboros> KTHX
<Amber> Hey would you ever date a girl who was ugly as hell but rich? <crunchyfish> Would you? <MechaMrEd> Why, are you rich?
<SickHumour> Thank Microsoft for allowing 242423 character names on MSN Messenger. <SickHumour> <I ATE CRAYONS WHEN I WAS A KID AND NOW I HAVE TWO BRAIN CELLS AND THE BLUE ONES TASTE NICER> helo
<KuAm-KuAm-KuAm-KuAm-KuAm> have you ever thought what it would be like masturbating while in a teletubby outfit? <Fr00ggyzor> Which teletubby?
#natfans on GamesNET, 01 December 2002 <dzee> want to try again sara <sara_sig> no <sara_sig> gay thing <sara_sig> too pissed off with it <dzee> why does it crash? <sara_sig> . <sara_sig> ^ see that? <sara_sig> That is a concentrated ball of rage <sara_sig> Refined hatred poured into one small dot <sara_sig> "why does it crash" is possibly the only question that can merit an outpouring like that <sara_sig> I simply cannot even be sarcastic about it <sara_sig> It goes way beyond that
<SteamedHams> heroin should be more widespread. it's like an off button for morons
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<EdiblePig> hey i got a story for y'all. <EdiblePig> At a forum I moderate, i'll keep it nameless to protect the stupid. <EdiblePig> this freak posts, "I think the Harry Potter chick is hot, am I sick?" and, I give this guy a chance right? Fuck me for doing so. <EdiblePig> i thought he thought she was pretty or sometjhign. <EdiblePig> everyone replies, 'you are sick' <EdiblePig> then, out of the blue, this guy says, "I want to have hot steming sex with her." I shut the fucking post down in a flash. <EdiblePig> but i went and watched the chamber of secrets today, and the harry potter chick IS prretty. *EdiblePig takes a sip of bourbon <EdiblePig> fuck
nonickprovided: do you at least have a pic? p_mimi_123456789: i dont have even my scanner.. my mom promise me to buy a cam this x-mas... nonickprovided: well then I can even imagine what your doing in my head nonickprovided: I don't even know whgat you look like p_mimi_123456789: im look like nicole kidman... nonickprovided: yeah well that just blew your cover as a gay guy
<@toad-> I am 0x1E2303BB Seconds old. (5.103407 * ln(-[ln(lim [z->0] (1+1/z)^z)])*sqrt(-[sin^2(x) + cos^2(x)])*(-[cosh(y) *sqrt(1-tanh^2(y))) years old) (My next birthday is in 51wks 26mins 45secs)
<F-F> Marks the end of a dialup ISP for me!!! <F-F> and ive never bitched about UTV :P <r0x0r> i thought you was getting AOL <F-F> i am yeah <F-F> but its a trial :P <r0x0r> Your 500 free hours are not welcome here, F-F :-/ <F-F> 100 :-/ <F-F> in the usa its 1025 <F-F> here its 100 <F-F> 500.. here? haha <F-F> No :P <r0x0r> whatever <r0x0r> everyone gets sick after 1 or 2 hours
<Koult> Hey Lac' <Lac'> Sup dude? <Koult> You know I went to the cinema with Claire <Lac'> aye <Koult> She gave me a blowjob half way through <Lac'> really!?sweet! <Koult> No dude, not fucking sweet, <Lac'> ? <Koult> Just as I came I was looking up at the screen, <Koult> and Elijah Wood aka Frodo looked right into the camera <Koult> and now I've got his face burned into my memory, I feel I've just gotten head from a fucking Hobbit <Lac'>I'd type rofl ect but if I dont stop laughing I'll piss myself
<Goose-dz> what you should do is bury half of your money in the back yard <D3StRuCT> wait a minute <D3StRuCT> i remember something like this in the bible, i was actually awake on this one <D3StRuCT> didnt that guy get called a dumb ass bitch? <Goose-dz> they used the phrase dumb ass bitch in the bible? <D3StRuCT> well no <Goose-dz> must be the new testament <D3StRuCT> it was much more complex and condescending
<aBoijj> he asked me where I downloaded it from <aBoijj> I said I walked into the shop and downloaded it from the shelf to my hand then uploaded some money from my pocket to the till via the shop assistant
<hazza-> there was a young vampire named mable <hazza-> who's periods where really quite stable <hazza-> and every full moon <hazza-> she'd get out a spoon <hazza-> and drink herself under the table <|iCARUS> sick bastard <|iCARUS> i like it tho :0
<Alty> i say burn bill gates at the stake and all will be well <Ron[afk]> :) <Esper> yay! fire solves everything! <Ron[afk]> Except for fires.
<SuperMegaGeek145> this is a really gooooood movie <xTaVx> lol <xTaVx> You need a paper towel? <SuperMegaGeek145> ewww <SuperMegaGeek145> good, commercial <SuperMegaGeek145> brb
(@Vinpire) ahh but 25 days until some lovely new stuff. and only a month till i get some money and buy and xbox (+[KdAwG]) .... (+[KdAwG]) Vinpire; i never want to speak to you again (@Vinpire) oh it's like that, even after i sent you that star wars rom (@Vinpire) pah (+[KdAwG]) ...you sent me star wars? :x (@Vinpire) jeez, i uploaded it to your ftp so other people could rape you for it yesterday (+[KdAwG]) ...you did? :D (@Vinpire) it's in uploads. lol (+[KdAwG]) wow (+[KdAwG]) it is (+[KdAwG]) <3
<+Psylent> It turned out to be a good night in any case <+Psylent> and yes, this is all a thinly veiled ruse to boast about my new girlfriend <SteamedHams> you can't use irc AND have sex <SteamedHams> irc shoots out invisible rays that kill your sperm <egg> that's good <+Psylent> that's very good <egg> you don't need to use protection <SteamedHams> yeah, let the aids flow <egg> he's not african <SteamedHams> ahaha, his girlfriend knows that better than anyone