zambezi: Why's it called the tourist season if we're not allowed to shoot them? forge: Shit! forge: We aren't?
Gildor gets back on his hands and knees and dives back under the desk moki: trying for another promotion, Gildor?
<sleeper> I wonder if it would be illegal to take scans of a magazine from 1960 and sell them <sleeper> I figure it must be....but is it? <Sku> has to be older then that to be legal fer sure <sleeper> you're sure that isn't public domain by now? <ZeroHour> no sleeper, PlayBoy is still in business <ZeroHour> lol <sleeper> how'd you know it was playboy?
<kremlyn> I was in #atomicmpc, then I left because they are all gheybos (tm) <kremlyn> And he pm'd me and asked me to come back <kremlyn> So I said <kremlyn> [19:48] <kremlyn> Why? To watch a bunch of pre-pubescent CS playing Overclockers talk about how much faster their computer is now that it's running at a 4 Mhz faster FSB, when for the amount of money they spent on a liquid-urine cooling system, they could have bought a faster box anyway? <kremlyn> And he quit
<Jeeeeebus> plus i got jedis to give me hound jobs.. <LDM> hound jobs = beastality? <Jeeeeebus> HAND!! HAND!!
<@frosty[bong]> Current Time Time:«12:38am» Day:«Sunday» Date:«December 1st 2002» TimeZone:«GMT -8:00» I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n <@frosty[bong]> its December!!! <@kmad> sweet <@kmad> only 14 months till feburary
<Justn> I cant wait till the summer i'll be working out so much... I'm gonna be ripped! <Ian_540> maybe working out will give you big muscles, but it won't make your small dick any bigger
<gee-1> we should market heart monitor devices that're like implanted. so if you die, it'll remotely run a program, to like make your computer log in, get on irc, and msg your friends that you're dead.
<Toen> With Starfox Adventures, Rare redefined fun. <Toen> Fun (adj.) 1: Not fun.
<|TripleH|> Ever been fucking some 15-year-old homeless girl and the roofies wear off and she starts to wake up? Do you just keep going, or do you hit her with a toaster or something and try to knock her back out? I never know what to do.
<naga> so how long can nicknames be? <parnbl00d> pretty long * naga is now known as nagaiseatingpie <nagaiseatingpie> cool * naga is now known as nagalikeslongdicks <nagalikeslongdicks> nicks! nicks! <nagalikeslongdicks> shit <parnbl00d> ahahaha
<SiX-SiN> www.shoutcast.com <[ZeRo]luNa-SiN> mmm kpop <SiX-SiN> ckr lags <[ZeRo]luNa-SiN> omfg <[ZeRo]luNa-SiN> how is KPOP fucking 2nd and 4th <SiX-SiN> i dunno <SiX-SiN> it would be rap <SiX-SiN> but niggers dont kno how to use the computer
<Wedgie> yay! the flickering stopped.. <Wedgie> I fetched a hammer and looked at the monitor really threatening :)
<[LH]Georg> PAIN LEADS TO ANGER. AND ANGER LEADS TO CAPS LOCK. AND CAPS LOCK LEADS TO REVOLTING PEOPLE IN AN IRC CHANNEL.
<Unsounder|HW> Mixs <Unsounder|HW> didn't you forget to wank? <Unsounder|HW> there's porn in 30 mins <Mixs-zZZz> Haven't got that chan :/ <Unsounder|HW> i mean come on....you can't go loaded to school <Unsounder|HW> on gymnasium you'll have a hardon constantly then :P <Mixs-zZZz> Did I tell you about the bombthreat? I think I did.. <Mixs-zZZz> I wanked after that :P <Unsounder|HW> ROFL <Unsounder|HW> I don't wanna know what you did the 11th sep then :P
<g9icy> heh, opposite my old house there was this massive field...i used to find all sorts on there, old needles (didn't touch), used jonnies...cars...bikes...etc <Xanothis> are you implying you touched the used jonnies?
<PsychoticBat> Digga, what did skid do that made him a cocksucker? <Atchoo> Please :) <Digga> sucked a cock <PsychoticBat> Oh.
<NuttO> 'I went to a movie last night and saw a marquee for [Eight Crazy Nights]: "EIGHT CRAZY NIG" 10:30.'
<ajpiano|fifa03> THIS WANKS AWFUL <Jig|werk> prosthetic hand? <derobrash> heh <derobrash> lol <Jig|werk> put it in the microwave and warm it up.
<EazyCheez> I know this girl who is really hot and sweet, a Big Beautiful Woman... she makes my Captain stand at attention <sqweak> hollywood lied <sqweak> big is not beautiful <EazyCheez> she's 5'2 and 305 or something, but I don't care... woo hoo she's wild! <TreeSquid> EazyCheez: HOLY FUCK <sqweak> DEAR GOD MAN <sqweak> that's a fucking keg on legs! <TreeSquid> that is disgusting, and you are a crazy piece of shit <antivert> hungry hungry hippos! <TreeSquid> don't ever talk to me again <TreeSquid> that's just plain nasty <sqweak> how the fuck do you squeeze 300 lbs into 5'2 <sqweak> thats like, 5 lbs an INCH!
<gav_> Myst : your gonna do something other than irc?? <mystican> yea exactly <gav_> cool <gav_> what channel?
<EviL`J> i had soem 10 year old ask me to cyber the other day <LordOfSwine> how was it?
duckstab: Oh and as if i'm the only guy that'd ask God for a handjob. He INVENTED the penis, guys.
<Satori> I read this book once, yeh, about this guy named claude who hooked up with this young gal who got pregnant and it wasn't his kid, but she said it was the result of getting raped by a supernaural being so he was cool with it so he packed the old girl up and headed off to pay taxes on her ass so's she'd be legal like... but shit happened and she wound up birthing the brat in some shit-filled barn so the shepherd brought in myrhh and frankincense
* BlueDust shudders as u tuch her wet pussy * Voice-From-The-Toilet beats Seaker up with a power tool * BlueDust (shicchic@sg-33877.mweb.co.za) has left #5fm <Seaker> BWAHAHAHAHAHA <Voice-From-The-Toilet> heya blekwissird <Seaker> Bluedust obviously had the wrong window open for that 1 <Seaker> wahaha
<My`Albanian`Ass> why u miss me? <^hOTTIE^4^U^> yeh <^hOTTIE^4^U^> bAd <My`Albanian`Ass> how bad <My`Albanian`Ass> bad enough to masturbate urself infront of a mirror while wearing a face mask that looks like my face?
<CoRDS> damn my cat is lazy, he is just lying on the bed showing off his testicles <|CluBCaT|> I was there about 10mins ago
<Goldath> I just made a sammach with enough meat to kill a large bird <Goldath> Oh wait, it did <Goldath> Hahaha, stupid turkey
<LB|homework> holy fuck, this log in my ass is no longer just a pieceful log floating in assjuices, its somehow become a battaring ram of "holy fuck i got to go"
<+datafreak> im sure the thrust of my semen has improved, it got as far as the monitor
[+mrspip]: your right ;) [+SPo0n]: you're* [+[SCB]m0yda]: ooooo we got a spelling bot in here ;P [+SPo0n]: *have [+SPo0n]: and grammar :P
<gerrard> siiiiigh
<gerrard> nothing like sitting around in your boxers at 4 am
<gerrard> mouse in one hand
<gerrard> can of mountain dew in the other
<}Phoenix{> dick in your mouth
<gerrard> ya..
<gerrard> hey wait
<SicChild> I got action with this hot chick I've been going after <SicChild> so :P <NeAck> so? <SicChild> so......I'm happy. <Teknolyfe> how long did she take to blow up? <SicChild> lol <NeAck> hahaha
* bitch has joined #lobby <bitch> hey <son_of_evil> hi ***** <Nehaal> hi ***** <Falkner|AWAY> hi *****
<^Ocean^> fucking bloody hell <^Ocean^> I lost 33gig of HDSpace <LlNK> lol <LlNK> check under your keyboard
* twigvoy (voy@1Cust26.tnt1.weslaco.tx.da.uu.net) Quit (Quit: ) * LlNK is now known as HidingFromVoy <hidingfromvoy> shhhh *twigvoy (voy@1Cust26.tnt1.weslaco.tx.da.uu.net) joined #fux0r <twigvoy> where'd llnk go? <hidingfromvoy> teehee
<linux> "So... my girlfriend told me she thought i was a pedophile the other day." <linux> "so i says to her, that's an awfully big word coming from a 12 year old." <DGF> LOL
<Eldron> ruba, btw,. IM THAT BIG GUY WHO IS SCREWING YOUR SISTER! HAH! <StalkerofurSoul> shes 8! <Eldron> the younger the better? <Atreides^away> just the way eldron likes them <Atreides^away> hairless ;) <Rubastic> ... umm, most people like them ... smooth. <Eldron> I like them moistorized <Yemen> I like em hairless, smooth and moist <StalkerofurSoul> does blood count?
<Dest> tate: If useless facts got you women, I'd be beating them off with shotguns <Fenris> instead of beating himself off with a mitten
(Pikaben) I just thought of something. (Pikaben) Do people in Europe measure their wangs with the Metric system? (SSNWadmanKiddo) Probably? Maybe? Oh my. :O (Joe_Fox) what else would we use? (Pikaben) Our superior american Measurement system? =/ (Joe_Fox) superior (Joe_Fox) as if (Joe_Fox) imperial is crap :| (SSNWadmanKiddo) HAR HAR (SSNWadmanKiddo) American Measurment is so outdated. (Joe_Fox) exactly (Joe_Fox) round numbers are alot easier to use and handle (Joe_Fox) heh, round (SSNWadmanKiddo) Round... firm... fully pac-::shot:: (Joe_Fox) just what i was waiting for
<Fabio> wooo 47.5$/g for international data from feb next year..... <Riqizeins_Aggilus> w00t <Fabio> and they are complaining that mp3 and dvd rips cost the movie industry soo much each year, then they go and do a nice thing like make our downloads cheaper... <Fabio> i love the way this world works <Riqizeins_Aggilus> lol
<taglin> ok, so te pretty menu came up and is asking you to add drives? <suds> yeh <suds> done that <taglin> k... whats next? <suds> weee <suds> hang on a sec... <suds> need more rum+coke+spritz of lime <suds> :) <taglin> heh <taglin> i think some of the problems with this crazy install could be alcohol related
<pigger> y u b h8n? <pigger> dun h8 plzkthx <Judicator> Ewww. <Judicator> Dalnet-speak. :/ <FDISK> Judicator: FUCK YOU. <FDISK> Its not Dalnet! <FDISK> You don't even joke about that shit! <pigger> hahahha <FDISK> Thats like telling a sweaty dude "Damn, you just get finished raping a ten year old or something?" <FDISK> Its THAT offensive.