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#50074 [ + | - ] -20
<Sn00ch> Jesus is coming, Open your mouth.
#50070 [ + | - ] 2033
<Tobrae> Y'know, I can't stand all these "lol i got this one
dude to erase hsi hard drive" submissions on bash.org
<Tobrae> Do a search for "deltree" on Bash. Look at those
scores. Those are OUTLANDISH
<Brulam> A little bitter, are we Tob? :P
<Tobrae> No, I just don't find that very funny. I don't find
any of the "lol look at tihs tard lolol" quotes funny.
<ajax> wut does deltree /y c:*.* do??
<Tobrae> ...Can't you read?
<Brulam> enter it in dos
<Tobrae> Oh, no, we're not stooping down to their level
* ajax has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Tobrae> Don't, ajax, it'll e...
<Tobrae> ...
<Brulam> lol what a tard we got him to earse hsi hard drive!!
11 rofl
<Tobrae> HAHA OMG SUBMITTED!!!!!
#50069 [ + | - ] 243
<KennyUnaeze> My dad useto beat the hell outta me
<Coco13> Unfortunatley, he stoppped
#50062 [ + | - ] 1004
<brie> what i've learned from looking at porn on the
internet...
<brie> 1. some girls have really strange looking tits
<ppcock> true
<Havok> 2. some chicks have dicks
<ppcock> very true
<Carrie> lol @ 2
<brie> havok i already knew that... i live on seymour st ;)
<Havok> marty knows!
<ppcock> 3. people do animals
<Havok> 4. japanese are not as polite as they seem
<brie> 4. there are personal ads for people into incest
<ppcock> hahahahaha
<brie> hahaha at Havok's 4
* ppcock gives you the $50,000
<Havok> how do personal ads for people into incest work?? a
sticky note on
the fridge??
<ppcock> hahahahaha
#50057 [ + | - ] 45
<prebullem> can I use F'(x)=[(f'(x)g(x) - f(x)g'(x)]/g(x)^2 to
integrate (4-x*sqrt(x))/(2x^2) and call it F'(x) then find F
(x)?
*** [p]-chan (fun@cpe-178-101.valp.net) has joined #math
<emul8or> prebullem HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL
YOU HOW TO DO THE PROBLEM?
<emul8or> not to mention that i already told you that your
goddamn crackpot idea doesn't work
<Meta> looking at the denominator, g(x) would be sqrt(2x), g
(x) and f'(x) have to be constants
<Meta> so no, and just use the fact that (a+b)/c = a/c + b/c
and the power rule
<emul8or> exactly
<emul8or> as i've already told him twice
<Meta> heh
<prebullem> well
<prebullem> I don't understand why it doesn't work
<emul8or> because you pulled the idea straight out of you know
where
#50053 [ + | - ] 348
<@Loki^> damn birds
<@Loki^> make too much noise
<@_zOmbIE_> watercool them
#50042 [ + | - ] 283
<Akito> Single men make up the vast majority though
* Akito loves being in the minority :D
<iamcal> you're not a man anymore?
#50039 [ + | - ] 16
<RingLass> wow ... too much bash.org ...
<RingLass> kazaa lite has an add that says "Don't Share
Unprotected" and I did a double take reading it before I
realized they were talking about computers ...
#50038 [ + | - ] 207
<RingLass> I'm
<RingLass> leaving
<RingLass> night all
* RingLass removes her enter key
#50031 [ + | - ] 211
<APE_> i always feel like im entering launch codes for norad
when i have to get nickserv to release my nick
#50007 [ + | - ] 241
<Phylitsa> I think i found out how to get back on the forum!
:D
<Phylitsa> I need to delete something called "my cookies"
<Phylitsa> unless the guy was making a perverted joke
#50006 [ + | - ] -16
(Threeboy): nintendo kicks so much ass it's not funny,
(Jynxy): Nintendo do own!
(Jynxy): And its not only the games
(Jynxy): it what the games leave in your heart that really
makes nintendo special
#50000 [ + | - ] 152
<scott> you know I wish there was a -violent flag, so you
could have some spectacular way of erasing a package you
really hate
<Munger> scott: fdisk
<scott> because Id install nano every day just so I could do a
: emergeu nmerge -violent nano
<scott> you know, something with explosions
#49992 [ + | - ] 86
<Jules`> +b
fat.chicks@showing.stomache.in.tight.shirts.com.org
#49984 [ + | - ] 229
<BlkDrgn> man, i am itching for ram
<dela> it's cheap these days
<BlkDrgn> at the same time, do i really need it?
<BlkDrgn> sometimes i just want to toss the PC out so i can
start doing "real" things
<BlkDrgn> like watching tv
#49981 [ + | - ] 315
* Q-ball shoots SpoonRanger in the head with a 9 millimeter.
MrCoulomb> how can you shoot someone with a length mesurement?
#49980 [ + | - ] 108
<CROC-ANOSTRA> Mort: are you PRO American?
<Mort-Hog> Pro American? I'm no proffessional. Nor am I an
American citizen.
#49978 [ + | - ] 296
<via_> okay, so my white trashiness knows no bounds
<via_> my dad had to thaw out the turkey quickly
<via_> so guess how he does it?
<antiuser> blowtorch?
<concaf> deep fry?
<via_> he throws a 25lbs turkey in the spa for 20 minutes
<concaf> HAHAHHAH
<Wevah> GET YOUR FLAME THROWERS OUT
<via_> worked like a charm
#49974 [ + | - ] 267
* gjinn[a] points to his atheist side
* EmersonOw points to his love for underaged boys
<EmersonOw> i mean my catholic side
#49973 [ + | - ] -19
<EmersonOw> so he is a how do i put it
<EmersonOw> "funny guy"
<EmersonOw> not funny ha ha
<EmersonOw> but funny GAY
#49969 [ + | - ] 174
<Decimus> raped any white women lately?
<Lord_Mervyn> i resent that remark
<Decimus> k
<Decimus> was she fat?
#49957 [ + | - ] 153
<Zer0th> You know you irc too much, when you don't have to
read bash.org anymore, cause you allready know all the
quotes...
#49953 [ + | - ] 169
<ljtyk> damn school
<SoulBladeKai> it suX0rs
<ljtyk> i'm gonna be so happy when i graduation
<SoulBladeKai> uhh...that's an IF not a WHEN
<ljtyk> fuck u l33t boy
#49952 [ + | - ] -46
<Le0pard> i heard a story, about a dude, he put his penis in a
girl's ass, pulled it out and it had shit on it, so he puked
on her back.... and she started rubbing it around cuz she
thought he jizzed on her
#49946 [ + | - ] 192
<Crucifix> when the pope dies who is the next pope?
<Crucifix> his son?
#49941 [ + | - ] 266
<buzgub> do drakconf and drakxconf look at all different?
<puttputt> find / -name "*drak*" -exec rm -f "{}" ;
<Robzy> not at all
<Robzy> puttputt, it returns:
<Robzy> rm: cannot remove `/etc/bootsplash/themes/Mandrake':
Is a directory
<Robzy> find: /mnt/floppy: Input/output error
<Robzy> find: . changed during execution of find
<puttputt> oh my god
#49927 [ + | - ] 726
<beretta> lets say you clone yourself
<beretta> and then you become attracted to yourself..and wind
up having sex with your clone
<beretta> does that make you gay, or are you just on the
forefront of masturbation technology?
#49925 [ + | - ] 136
<proto> So, I was thinking-- if I were a cannibal and I was
eating some guy, would his arms be wings that I could have
with bleu cheese and celery?
<mook> Um.
<proto> And would from the knees down be like drumsticks? KFM
original recipe?
<mook> If you say lady fingers I'm going to kick you.
#49918 [ + | - ] 1508
<Tim3WorX> somtimes
<Tim3WorX> when i'm naked
<Tim3WorX> and alone
<j4yj0hn> dont finish that sentence
#49912 [ + | - ] 180
<Intranete> but i never got into just sitting around and
programming, i was more into sitting around and playing with
my hardware
#49909 [ + | - ] 157
<Amuck50> my buddy shane just started contemplating what the
world would be like without boobs
<Amuck50> i think he just scared himself
#49902 [ + | - ] 198
<RAPEAPE> you know, I get a whole new level of enjoyment from
the wizard of oz now that I realize that most everyone in the
movie is dead now
#49901 [ + | - ] 205
<Harima Dugong> THere I got my pants cleaned up from all the
cum on it
<Square    Monkey> LOL
<Harima Dugong> i meant gum
#49897 [ + | - ] 167
<Mr_Saturn> my girls gone wild is almost done downloading
<Mr_Saturn> i wish my laptop worked, i could go watch it in my
room
<`Tony`> lol, get real porn :P
<Mr_Saturn> ive got that too
<Mr_Saturn> but sometimes i just like too see the real stuff
<Mr_Saturn> not acted out shit and pornstars
<Mr_Saturn> like natural hot chicks
<Mr_Saturn> you know what i mean
<`Tony`> Yea...
<`Tony`> get a girlfriend :P
#49894 [ + | - ] 196
<sean> though south keys is disgustingly expensive, it's right
beside an O-Train station and has a bulk barn next door
<xmatt> O-Train sounds like some weird sexual innuendo.
<adam> it's all in your head, matt.
<xmatt> "I might take her for a ride on the O-Train. Oooh,
oooh! Yeah, you know what I mean."
#49891 [ + | - ] 1080
(R-66Y) 1280x1024 at 60hz hurts my eyes
(raygun) hmm
(raygun) it Hz your eyes
(raygun) SNORT SNORT
#49889 [ + | - ] 1094
<Zang> How old is Sky?
<Cyril> 25 i think
<Cyril> he just gained a level
<Cyril> er year
#49888 [ + | - ] 685
<GauHelldragon> haha
<GauHelldragon> we're playing scatergories
<GauHelldragon> and we got "R"
<GauHelldragon> "Fruit", "Infamous people" and "words
associated with exersize"
<GauHelldragon> i put down "Richard Simmons" for all 3 :D
#49884 [ + | - ] 471
Munktun: how was thanksgiving?
Wahbuffet: missionary position
Munktun: hahahahaha
Wahbuffet: sorry wrong person
Wahbuffet: pretend i didnt say that
#49879 [ + | - ] 149
#Linux on GamesNET
* Topic is '2.4.19 stable/2.5.40 unstable || don't ask to ask
a question...just ask it!'

* Stumpy has joined #Linux
<Stumpy> I have a mandrake question
<Stumpy> mandrake anyone?
<Rev`15th> read the topic
<Stumpy> ok
<Stumpy> later
<Stumpy> idiot
* Stumpy has left #Linux
#49870 [ + | - ] 549
<Luckett_X> imagine driving down a highway, being pulled over
in your Deloren, by the police whom question "Why is there a
garbage can and chute on your car?" to which you reply "IT'S
THE FLUX CAPACITOR!" to which you are immediately breathalised
and convicted of drunk driving, all the while you scream "NO!
I HAVE TO GET BACK! BACK TO...THE FUTURE! MAAARRRRRTTTTTYYYYY!
"
#49851 [ + | - ] 690
<MegaPucko> whats the street outside liverpool street station
called?
<MegaPucko> the big one =\
<MegaPucko> wait
<MegaPucko> nm
<MegaPucko> im dumb
<Goatman> No shit.
#49849 [ + | - ] 407
Hunting Bounties: Where can I get a ps2 emulator?
OOPRCT: from YNOS
Hunting Bounties: Where is that
Hunting Bounties: ?
OOPRCT: it's a secret company
OOPRCT: try searching on the programs called EKAF and SURIV
OOPRCT: EKAF and SURIV has the YNOS emulator
OOPRCT: DIPUTS also has it
#49846 [ + | - ] 581
* Ultima falls off a cliff
<Ultima> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
<Ultima> Wham
<Ultima> oooh dat hurt
<Ultima> lol
<BigGeorgieB> typing that sentance hurt?
<Ultima> naw itz a joke
<Ultima> *drum roll*
<BigGeorgieB> *silence*
<Ultima> *cymbol clash*
<BigGeorgieB> *gun shot*
#49845 [ + | - ] 64
(SectionX): well i would never power up a xbox
(^Tony_Soprano^): thats cause ur a dumb fuck
(^Tony_Soprano^): probibally drain all the power in your
trailer
#49843 [ + | - ] -11
<_Muppet_> What religion or race of people living in Britain
would disapprove of Elvis?
<_Muppet_> Can you suggest one?
<Supe-Away> Mormons
<Supe-Away> There isnt anything that they DO approve of
<_Muppet_> Tee
<Squinky> Black Irish, because black people hate everything
<Squinky> Except rap music
<Squinky> And carjacking
<Squinky> And KFC
#49842 [ + | - ] 169
* |404notfound is now known as [404notfound]
<[404notfound]> Does this nick format make me look fat?
#49841 [ + | - ] 477
<@Osmos|s> im so fucking horny.. its like someones licking the
crotch of my voodoo doll
#49828 [ + | - ] 249
<Supachikn> This transfer speed sucks man, what connection are
you on? taken an hour and a half to transfer 1mb
<ToadLicka> DSL, What Transfer?
<Supachikn> This file I'm sending you.
<Supachikn> FUCK, This file I'm sending THE WRONG PERSON
<Heysoose> HAHAHAHAH, wasted an hour and half, fewl
#49827 [ + | - ] 45
<MarKuss> hello , i got a question guys...
<SephiLoTb> shoot boy
<MarKuss> i got a small hard drive here at the collage and i
really need more space... so what should i do?
<SephiLoTb> move to a bigger room :))))))))
<MarKuss> ha ha ha very funny