<McMoo> monday's going to suck. <McMoo> we are going to get fucked in the ass at work <maff> sounds like someone's got a case of the mondays. <ChafedNut> McMoo's name is really Milton * ChafedNut was kicked by McMoo (i don't even have a stapler you fucking faget)
`rush» pokemon stadium is so tight «@ Alp|nE» pokemon is fucking gay. «`rush» :( «`rush» i know «`rush» save me
<betachken> i want a Mac. <@Burned> me too <@Burned> its raining alot these days.
<@Vexer`> I just got a new pen, it says "IPMORTANT: WHEN TRAVELING ON A PLANE, UNCAP THE PEN WITH THE TIP FACING UPWARD TO REDUCE ANY RISK OF INK LEAKAGE
<SiCkNeSs-> <-------fucking maggot slipknot fan!!! <SiCkNeSs-> got my own channel!!!!! <SiCkNeSs-> >=) <dreamHOBO> i believe you mean fucking faggot
<Dilbert> Whats the best material to use to wrap marijuana? <[LPK]Serj> Saran Wrap <Dilbert> k thx. Quits: Dilbert (zorkz@Cheatlist-5F46206.md.comcast.net) (Quit:)
<BigBadGangsta> Not right now, trying to seduce a girl right now <BigBadGangsta> Mwhahahaha <BigBadGangsta> Damn, her dad came home, she had to sign off <IMJack> by that 'she' means "we don't have enough to convict you and my shift is over"
<Jon> quick <Jon> turn to the victorias secret show <Jon> theres a present for you :D <merc0> mmm... <merc0> Wish i could open that present
Ssecondstringr85: i love thanksgiving TwilightKnight00: me 2 Ssecondstringr85: when the line between what you should eat and what you can eat is blurred
MageGal: MageGal: You know what one of the coolest things is? BubblyLikeSoda: umm...a duck...? MageGal: Baby wipes. BubblyLikeSoda: lol BubblyLikeSoda: really? MageGal: We have no toilet paper downstairs right now, but there are babywipes. MageGal: I feel so very fresh and clean.
<XorTiN> I am sad, I ain't got nuffin to do and all I can do is think about my g/f <XorTiN> and she out partyin' w/ some friends or somethin <XorTiN> and she's grounded so I can't call her <LlnK> she's grounded.. yet she's out partying with guys?> <LlnK> wtf <LlnK> you're st00pid * LlnK backhands some sense into XorTiN <Illustrious> weird how she's out partyin and grounded <Illustrious> and can't call you <Illustrious> blah LlnK you bastard quit reading my mind <LlnK> heh <LlnK> Illustrious: i stopped when i saw all the kiddy and beastiality pr0n
<j4yj0hn> look at me! i watch mtv all day! I am brainwashed into thinking pop is an excellent style of music! Road Rules! Real World! Now to go buy my $100 dollar shirt from american eagle or abercrombie because i am a consumer whore! <j4yj0hn> i hate television...
<GaveUp> i stopped skate boarding when i started dirtbiking <YenSid> ah yea, you can really injure yourself like that <GaveUp> hehe i've totalled three bikes but the worst injuries i've ever had were self-inflicted ... go figure ;P <webby_g> stupidity related injuries are always the best
<@martini> my weed dealer, was drunk last night <@martini> and she started feeling me up <@rommel> lol <@rommel> did you advance? <@martini> i said "call me when you sober up" <@rommel> aw, you weren't lookin for some butt that night? <@martini> not at that very moment <@martini> shit was crazy <@martini> too many things going on at once <@kvm> u were chewing gum then? <@martini> har har <@rommel> HAHAHAHA <@rommel> owned.
<BusyChild> im witnessing the building of a porn site as we speak <BusyChild> i cant wait to tell my grandkids what i did when i was 21 the night before thansgiving
<Shino> internet people are creepy... <Shino> if i wasnt me, and met myself, id piss myself with fear
<Jagged> -t is like giving a bunch of small children loaded handguns and telling each of them that the other ones all stole his christmas pressies
<BusyChild> i hate it when youre just flirting with a girl and you poke her on accident
<Tak777> my intel FAILED TO INFORM ME THAT THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING WITH SNIPERS <Tak777> fucking shitty intel <Ragnaar> Yeah... go with AMD. ;)
<Pikaben> I was born a girl, but mom made me get a sex change because she wanted a goddamn son.
<Potrod> you get buffy episodes from newsgroups? <Killa> newsgroups are like, the primary source for anything big <Uncle_Tobias> My penis is all over newsgroups
<UltimateMetroid> who here plays metroid? <Daishi> I only play it cause you gotta know samus is hot under that suit <UltimateMetroid> fag <Daishi> dumbass
<@Skute> so what is elf doing going out with a 14 year old?? <+Rebs|busy> having a good time it seems
xekk: i went to go see the ring xekk: and this little kid, like 10 years old was sitting behind me xekk: i guess he had his finger in his mouth xekk: cause everytime something scary happened, he'd say "I bit my fingo!" unslaught: hey everyone, im here! MovieMan112: I bit my fingo!
<Hunter`> someone has a life long grudge against me <ineffable> Hunter` : yeah, thats probably god
<Nyphur> I want to grwo my hair long so that if I get a girlfriend, people will think we're lesbians.
<spd> can you be charged for not giving the money back <EnronExec> only if you're caught
*** Malach has changed the topic on #nz to If your parents get divorced, are they still cousins? <lower> Shouldn't it be "If your parents get divorced, are you still your own cousin?" <Malach> lower - you inbreed your way, I'll inbreed mine.
<blabur93> I swear it was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen <Zoogle> like all male senior citizen bukkake nasty? <blabur93> ........ no <blabur93> but thanks, now i just imagined the most disgusting thing ever <Zoogle> np, anytime
<wabbit> wanna know something funny dave? <wabbit> about nora <wabbit> +d <wabbit> and what the spend money on? <wabbit> +y * |Dave hands wabbit the manual for his keyboard.
<sieco> i still use it to play duck hunt <ion> my nintendo went out the window after that last time I failed to beat ganon and bring home the tri-force <XCoyote> lol <ion> my girlfriend was like "you fucking sissy. if you don't bring me home the tri-force I'm going out with Bobby next door" <sieco> rofl <ion> I'm like "fuck you bitch!" and I flung the nintendo at her
<Praetor> i got jury duty and I was like <Praetor> "well.. I don't believe in drug laws... i couldn't convict someone on drug posession bc i don't believe it should be a crime, unless he was black of course" <Praetor> excused
<cranky-> pagan: I just catch her when she's not looking <cranky-> I'll buy her dinner first so it's not rape <KK-> its just buying sex then <cranky-> what do you think marriage really is? <cranky-> it's long term financing on a piece of ass <_overkill> WORD
<[-FcG-]Digger> LOLOLOL, Some lady just called my cell and was like "Hi I'd like to place an order" So I took it! She's gonna be pissed when the pizza doesn't arrive. <[-FcG-]Digger> LMAO CLASSIC <[-FcG-]Digger> Oh man, I RULE!
<[-FcG-]Digger> Let's all hold hands and sing...on second thought, let's wait until Soad washes his hands. <[-FcG-]SOAD17[-RawR-]> i don't f@p THAT much :/
<Minion> I BECAME A NUDIST SO I WOULDNT HAVE TO BROWSE THE INTERNET FOR UNDERAGE PORN!
<+Zebz> someone should plot a graph of how much money each of these nigerian emails is offering against time <+Zebz> I think it's some kind of hidden message
<aNuBiS-> she humps me from behind sometimes tho <aNuBiS-> as a joke <aNuBiS-> when shes walking behind me <JayWhoa> she wants to be a man <JayWhoa> a gay man <pagan> its all fun and games untill soemone gets their anus poked out
<Byte> i cant find a good isp :( <Byte> vcisp.net looked good <Byte> but 30 hours/week... <Byte> i use at least 56 hours <Byte> per day
<DiamonDie> why does asl matter? <enzo_> age,sex ,location? <DiamonDie> yes i know, i've irced since '97, but why does it matter? <enzo_> because i am n ot gay! <enzo_> and i do not chat with men!
*** Topic is 'http://yellow5.com/pokey/ | I WILL ASK THIS FOX FOR GUIDANCE' *** Set by JoeMustDie on Tue Nov 12 18:34:04 *** Sopabuena changes topic to 'http://yellow5.com/pokey/ | I WILL ASK THIS FOX FOR GUIDANCE 4818' -Later- *** Squinky changes topic to 'http://yellow5.com/pokey/ | WISDOM SHALL BE RECEIVED' <Sopabuena> No keep that number there *** Sopabuena changes topic to 'http://yellow5.com/pokey/ | WISDOM SHALL BE RECEIVED 4818' <Squinky> What is the number? <Sopabuena> part of a phone <Sopabuena> i put it there or i will forget to call <Squinky> Hee! <Squinky> You may be addicted when you use channel topics as reminder notes
<jkl> umm.. I felt a slight fastening of my heartbeat... <jkl> but that coulda been cause i farted :\
<Targen> I'm using a particular method to take the gas out of my coke that involves sinking the bottle's head somewhat deeply into my mouth...and some of the coke was dripping out because of a miscalculation. <Targen> and my hand was right next to my nose <Targen> I don't think I have to tell you what my hand smells like <Targen> but the point is... eww, I will never use this method again <Ender_Ray> thats what you get for having oral sex with a coke bottle :
<energize> i just cant' think of anything to code <pantherqs> code some porn <energize> how the fuck do you code porn? <Linkadmin> haha I wish I knew <Linkadmin> but it would be cool... a random porn scene generator <pantherqs> that'd be sweet... have the program randomly insert a chick's body with randomly generating tit size, hair color, shaved or not shaved.. then have a whole slew of randomly chosen actions... suck, fuck, bukakke.... oh man. i wish i could code.