<sad|st> grrrrrrrr <sad|st> im going to *kill* my ex <TblunT> good <TblunT> ex's suck <TblunT> fuck em <sad|st> i spend 20 mins making fresh whipped cream every year and she demands i put Cool MotherFucking Whip on her shit <sad|st> %&)%&*%& <TblunT> sounds like the cream isn't the only thing whipped y0
<radiohead> hey emp <radiohead> http://www.stileproject.com/hotty.html <Emperor3D> i'd fuck her <photons> hahah <Emperor3D> and cum on her tummy and face. <photons> did you go all the way down.. <photons> brrwwahahaha <radiohead> would you cum on her dick too? <Emperor3D> :(
<+sp0re> most CS players are illiterate <+sp0re> infact nearly everyone on the internet is <@nem0r> sp0re <@nem0r> its alliterate <+sp0re> no <+sp0re> illiterate <@nem0r> nah <@nem0r> alliterate <+sp0re> shut up <+[IRF]Peng> illiterate nem0r :P <+DCCwis> <nem0r> alliterate <+DCCwis> lol <+sp0re> he's a n00b <@nem0r> smb <+DCCwis> so if you were sick you'd say i'm "all" <@nem0r> forget it <@nem0r> fucking n00b clan anyway * Parts: nem0r (dopedealer@host217-41-6-148.in-addr.btopenworld.com) <+sp0re> you can tell the CS players from a mile
<Rogue> lol @ my dads message just sent to me <Rogue> "Press down if you think your gay" <Rogue> i pressed down <Rogue> "You fucking faggot" <Rogue> he is an asshole * Rogue slaps his dad
*** Now talking in #athlon *** Topic is '<pitz_> just good ol fashioned diesel talk <---I thought this was Taxi Cab Confessions?' *** Set by Richter! ~richter@pontiacil-240.illinois.prairieinet.net on Tue Nov 26 23:37:20 <Weng> Diesel talk: What goes on in truck stop diners when teenage prostitutes are absent <Weng> Suddenly, pitz appears out of nowhere and refutes the idea that semis use true diesel because there is no "Freightliner FL70 TDI"
<pr0tman> my gpa was in airforce. flew u2 n shit in cold war <sn1per> i don't like u2...none of their music is any good
<Nick> i go over my friends' houses with the sole intention of eating their food.
<PooJou> very very wrong <milenko> btw, how did goatse start? <Rainwulf> i think the only pic that ever really made me feel funny was that pic of the guy whose cock was split down the middle <Rainwulf> that was..... not good <Rainwulf> i mean wow, that must of hurt. fuck.
<Howard> My wife keeps getting sales calls on her cell. <Howard> I picked it up this afternoon and told the salesperson "I need two things from you." <Howard> "First, I need you to put me on the no-call list." <Howard> "Second, I need your credit card number so I can charge you for calling me on this cell phone." <Howard> They fell all over themselves apologizing and hung up.
<Ronwe> I think I've done one of the evillest things imaginable <Ronwe> in my twins search I came across faked olsen twin porn <D`mer> what? <D`mer> ick <Ronwe> I downloaded them <Ronwe> so I went into channels on IRC the other night and said.. <Ronwe> If anybody is interested in some decent faked celeb pron to /msg me <Ronwe> those who messaged me got olsen twin porn <Ronwe> I'm banned from about 20 rooms in dalnet now * Ronwe grins evilly <D`mer> lol
<@elf> my liver is more masculine than yours <@Vexer`> my liver is a female.. ofcourse yours is.. <@Vexer`> but i bet mine is hot.. <@elf> of all the dumb things you've ever said, i think that's the dumbest. <@Vexer`> i don't say many dumb things.. <@Vexer`> do i?
<HUGE_SUCKER> IT'S PART OF TEH CONSPIRACY HATTER DON'T ASK WE'LL HAVE TO KILL YOU <TimboFinanceBlows> <---!!!!! <HUGE_SUCKER> Is that supposed to be a dick, Timbo? Because I read that (including your nick) as "Timbo Finance Blows Cock" <TimboFinanceBlows> it would not be far off from teh truth <Nicodemus> man... if that is supposed to be a dick, timbo needs to see the doctor <TimboFinanceBlows> finance sucks my left nut <HUGE_SUCKER> Of course, the fact that I see '<---!!!!!' and read 'cock' means I've been reading bash too much
<Compute> man I'm going insane here..I hope katie decides not to go clubbing tomorrow night :| <Mercster> com: so lay down the law and tell her not to go. <Compute> merc: I don't think she'd pay any attention ;) * Mercster hands compute the pants.
<Upth> did you know that the plastic used to make the keyboard keys warps when it gets wet and dries off? <ChryoZach> Nope. <Upth> my keys are beginning to wrinkle from sheer skin moisture. <ChryoZach> And now I've learned something today. <Upth> a bunch of the keys you can't even read anymore. <ChryoZach> I don't know whether to laugh or feel really bad. Wow. This place really has made me numb.
<sampson> twisted my fuckin ankle...don't go to riots in birkenstocks <sampson> they aren't good rioting shoes
<Ronwe> when I signed onto IRC I didn't expect to be involved in sodomy <Ronwe> or incest.... <Ronwe> or be enjoying it....
<Tetsuo> Isn't using NOSPAM in a Hotmail address kind of like trying to stop a hurricane with plywood?
<FatZZ> sif vinc, you were just so uncool that even the magic players rejected you ;)
<CoRDS> there is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
<Lestat> I should invent a way to make porn into music. <Matrix_McCloud> yes <Lestat> So you could be rocking out and looking at porn at the same time. <Matrix_McCloud> oh <Lestat> By like, rocking out to porn.
<CommanderStab> ARGH <CommanderStab> It just dawned on me that the "pen" I was chewing was actually a pair of scissors @_@ <CommanderStab> It dawned on me when I cut my lip on them >_<
<Nerd> IE closed while I was logging in and now when I try to open it, it triggers a fatal exception. <MikeyPain> hmmm <Nerd> I really don't want to be forced into using the AOL browser, damn it. <MikeyPain> Does it say "Click Yes if you have a small penis?" and then won't let you click no? <Nerd> Exactly.
<dustin> seti@home isn't actually doing anything worth while, they're just trying to see how many morons they can get to waste cpu cycles <Teck7> no there doing a great thing <dustin> when they finally do find intelligent life they're gonna come down and kick your ass for wasting cpu cycles
<Grimmel> STICKING YOUR PENIS INTO ANOTHER DUDES ASS IS DISGUSTING <Grimmel> UNLESS ITS MARDOM <Mardom> what?
<NikJam> gonna take a shower <NikJam> cause i smell, i feel dirty, and worse of all <NikJam> I have school tommorow <NikJam> and I can't look bad in front of the girl at the counter <Lime> you like her, dont you <NikJam> well <NikJam> there's noone else to like, i go to community college <NikJam> i take what i can get
<Tetsubo> ever wish you could just start life over cause you didn't know what to do the first time around and messed it all up? <Tetsubo> why doesn't real life have a tutorial mode?
MetalMantisX: ozzy's daughter obviously got none of her fathers talent KennyGetsum: both of the kids look like the mom.. ud never guess they were even related to Ozzy MetalMantisX: his other daughter looks like him though MetalMantisX: the smart one, thats not on the show KennyGetsum: ya cause she was concieved while ozzys blood alcohol content was under 20%
<Morokiane> you go fishing for couches? that's gotta suck <Khe> you're telling me <Khe> only got two catches last month <Khe> had to throw the other one back, too small <Morokiane> damn...bad day <Khe> they bag you if you keep loveseats <Morokiane> figures they wouldn't let you have the best <Khe> cause then they can't go upsteam and spawn * Morokiane makes note not to couch fish in Cali <Khe> and you fsck with the population for next season
<ctrlbreak> i went to Coles to get cigarettes <ctrlbreak> but forgot what i went there for <ctrlbreak> and came home with cordial and milk <ctrlbreak> instead <ctrlbreak> i feel ripped off
<Vexer`> i'm arabic / muslim <Traktopel> im more muslim than you <Vexer`> you are? <Vexer`> YOU TERRORIST!
* Potatocake wonders why the fuck he is listening to DDR songs <cbf> double data rate is a band now? <Potatocake> Dance Dance Revolution :P
<RetardedCrow> Crap, I put the head phones in, and I here "Anal beads, whatever. Now you can get realistic animal genitals. How bout a kangaroo penis?"
<notaku> why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat? <asiago> notaku, so you can cook slabs of concrete <asiago> don't worry, as your toaster ages that setting will barely brown the bread
<SO|Rancor> go use one of them stupid translators <SO|Rancor> i used one once for spanish class...............and the teacher almost got me kicked out of school for accidentally saying your a fat old man who loves cock <SO|Rancor> but the sentence in english was the man owned some chickens:-/
<MindGamez> omg that commercial would have been so funny if the little girl had asked santa for a 7 and a quarter inch penis instead of a stereo system or whatever
* Joins: Ramza (spoon@h24-85-88-13.wp.shawcable.net) <Ramza> jhzsdkjdsf * Parts: Ramza (spoon@h24-85-88-13.wp.shawcable.net) <Temujin> Why does he keep doing that... <DopeHat> He's on crack. <Temujin> ...... <Temujin> Canadians can't afford crack. <Temujin> They smoke Clorox.
<DiskSpeed> my friend and I were talking and we thought it would be cool if instead of using transistors, processor manufacturers just shrank little sweatshop workers and made them hold hands and the electric shock would go through them <DiskSpeed> and they would be in a maze and change whos hand they were holding for different things <DiskSpeed> and the cache with the processor is really meth that is constantly fed to these miniature workers to keep them quick
<Janemba its all the wang size moshun <andriod anyone watch Buffy the vampire slayer <MoShun you wang your dad? <Janemba i have before <Janemba but not often <Janemba no no
<whirlygig> Oh I know a lot of boys don't know how to aim. <Deviation> i dont even bother trying anymore <Deviation> ive converted into a sitter
<P33R\> I suppose you could stand on your hands and take a beer bong in the ass <pagan> are you talking form experience ? <P33R\> yeah
<Sirea> I want a daughter who has a tentacle fetish <Sirea> I also want to be able to download new fetishes to her brain on the fly
<My`Albanian`Ass> FUCK!!!! MY MUM BUSTED ME LOOKING AT THE GOATSE GUY! <CoMPLeX> and u were looking at it becoz.... <My`Albanian`Ass> leave me alone, my mum's looking at me funny, brb talking.
<SiNN3R> %% %%%%%% <SiNN3R> %% %% <SiNN3R> %%%%%%%%%% <SiNN3R> %% %% <SiNN3R> %%%%%% %% <Triffix> heh, that's nice. <noss> how cute. <noss> now my mind is all converted and i feel that jews should gassed to death.