<Ahriman> !google Killing children for the benefit of pig farmers <BuffyBot> GOOGLE : Canadian Coalition for Green Health Care ( http://www.greenhealthcare.ca/workshop22-09-00.htm )
<mikebwork> but, lets say she asked me.. "do you ever have fantasies about girls that are petit" <mikebwork> id' have to answer.. <mikebwork> "on occasion, yes. but not because they are petit." <sh-> i'd say something like "yes, but occasionally i fantasize about having sex with a horse, while a young mexican boy takes pictures, so it's nothing you have to be insecure about" <sh-> but not everyone is as suave as me
<TrueBlue> Little Timmy was a chemist, Little Timmy is no more, 'cause what Little Timmy thought was H20, was really H2S04.
(timmo) #33375 +(-61)- [X] (timmo) <jestuh> What's the worse part of raping a 5yo boy? (timmo) <jestuh> Getting blood on your clown suit (timmo) classic jestuh quote (timmo) how can that be -61 [pHluid] Dunno, they must've thought it was a nigger joke.
<Trimangle> ahg, my gf tried to kiss me after giving me head, I just pretended to be overcome with a sudden coughing fit and asked for a glass of water, then I took a sip, and gave the rest to her. <Trimangle> it was subtle <MikeyPain> heh <MikeyPain> I woulda handed her some mouthwash and a toothbrush <Trimangle> I was thinking of just hitting her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper
<PACHUKA> dude, this chick is so fat, "ribbed for her pleasure" means masturbating with a waffle
<DAnuba> omfg <DAnuba> gay pride just came to my house <C-rEs> ? <DAnuba> and asked us to join their cause <C-rEs> haha <DAnuba> well <DAnuba> i told them to fuck off <DAnuba> they called me a fag basher *later* <DAnuba> i'm going to a weight lifting convention tomorrow <C-rEs> heh <C-rEs> so you did talk to the gay pride guys!
<cbf> *dances* My nerdiness is now complete, I just said "rofl" in real life. <smega84> cbf did u actually say rofl or role on floor laughing? <cbf> [smega84]: "rofl" <smega84> cbf AWESOME <smega84> ur transfer is COMPLETE :)
<NinjaStu> oh fuckies <NinjaStu> 2am <NinjaStu> and such a good book <NinjaStu> THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS ME! <NinjaStu> OH MY TORTURED SOUL! <NinjaStu> OH DAMN I"M OUT OF MASCARA <NinjaStu> AND MY TESTICLES ITCH <Hiryuu> XD <NinjaStu> that was my impression of a Hot Topic employee <NinjaStu> thank you thank you <NinjaStu> i'll be here all week
<RushMore> she couldnt stay away from my animal magnitsm <RushMore> or is it my immense gravometric field <issuez> no thats me <issuez> shes in my time zone <issuez> im fat <issuez> it all revolves around me
Magical^^: man i can think of a thosuand ways to get laid, and none of them aint working tonight moses1: well since all the ideas involve you , im not suprised
<waffle> Jon: promise us all you will never have children <waffle> for the good of mankind <Ed> He doesn't have to promise! <Phyresis> I don't plan on reproducing <Phyresis> but I'm going to mold humanity to the way I see fit <Phyresis> I'm sick of ignorant fuckers running amok <Phyresis> we will have enlightenment or extinction <Phyresis> take your pick <Ed> So are you like, Asian Jesus or someshit?
<Ed> Noah's Ark, bah. <Ed> <GOD> DUDE, YOU HAVE TO LIKE... GET A BUNCH OF ANIMALS AND SHIT. ALL OF THEM. <crunchyfish> <God> Gotta catch 'em all!
<shadow> I love compact cars. They're small and discreet... kind of like tampons. <Squirl> exactly <Squirl> and when youre done you just flush them
<Mr`K> When people find out you play video games, they think.. like.. <Mr`K> You play EVERY video game <nzc> dont you? <Mr`K> "Oh, I got this game, I can't get past this part, what do I do?" <Mr`K> And it's like Barbie's Fashion Designer
<fahd> anyone want to volunteer with me at the retirement home <d3> hell no fahd <d3> have fun cleaning up 93 year old feces <fahd> no <fahd> just to talk to them <fahd> entertain them <fahd> and maybe get laid
<armyopsfufu> shoplifting is a victimless crime, like PUNCHING SOMEONE IN THE DARK <DrivingZucchini> or jacking off into a birdbath
<Shaka|HeatingUpSomeSaki> child. i dont care if you are a guy. you can show me what it means to be a man anytime
<Hat> What is seven Q plus three Q? <Khryptonite> 10q <Hat> You're welcome. <Khryptonite> Huh? <Hat> haha <Khryptonite> WHAT!?!! stop laughing at me all the time <Hat> 10Q, when spoken phoenetically, sounds like "thank you". <Khryptonite> huh? <Khryptonite> TELL ME WHAT IT MEANS <Khryptonite> HAT, TELL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<dustin> you ever masturbated on a washer when it was on spin cycle ? <dustin> it's the best <Sh3lby> if u say so <dustin> just make sure it's not a public washing place <dustin> they don't take kindly to things like that
<Hat> How many seconds are there in a year? <sirus> 2 <Hat> No. <sirus> 7? <Hat> That's not even an educated guess... <sirus> i know <sirus> im being stupid on purpose <Hat> It's hard to tell.
* LordMadOne dreams of his soon to be girl <eMEraLdwPn> you talked to her at all recently? <LordMadOne> no :( <eMEraLdwPn> call her <LordMadOne> I got a poem for her too <LordMadOne> I have no phone <eMEraLdwPn> well that sucks.. <eMEraLdwPn> get arrested and make her your one phone call! <eMEraLdwPn> now that's romance!
<Hat> Windows XP isn't that bad, foO. <Hat> At least it's better than fucking ME. <Hat> Wait, I think I saw that on bash.org. <Hat> aggggrggrgrh, I DID see it! <Hat> Man, I'm fucking pathetic. I have IRC quotes in my subconscious. <foO> the funny thing about it is that you actually have a girlfriend that puts out, yet you still irc <Hat> I'm hideous! Don't look at me!
<Daimyou> SUPERMARKET! * Daimyou starts rapping <Daimyou> SUPAH MARKEEEEEET!!!!111111 <Daimyou> YOU HAVE TEH CHEESE AND TEH VEGGIEZ <Daimyou> AND TEH TROUTTTTT <Daimyou> SUPAH MARKEEEEEET!!!!111111 <Daimyou> YAYAY I RIDE AROUND IN TEH SHOOPPPPPING KAAAARTS <Daimyou> AND THEN I GO THROUGH THE TAAAAAAYKEOUT <Daimyou> I MEAN CASHIER <Daimyou> SUPAH MARKEEEEEET!!!!111111 <Daimyou> BUT THEN I DON'T HAVE TEH MONEYZZZZ <Daimyou> SO MY MOM PAAAAAYS FORRRRRR ITTTTT <Daimyou> SUPAH MARKEEEEEET!!!!111111 <Daimyou> THE ENDZ0RZ
<Medic_> wow.. this is new. http://www.christianlesbians.com/ <mfreeck> damn, no pictures. <Medic_> they're christans.. they're modest. <Medic_> and they're probably ugly. :)
<VirtualServ> -±- CurrentSong: Linkin Park - A Place For My Head -±- <[0G]ftwilli> told you Linkin Park was talking about sex the whole time...
<Adrenna> Mom's misguided kitten crawled under the covers while I was recovering from a tonsillectomy & thought my clit would be good to lick.. holy mother of god I screeched
*** Malrothien was kicked by Malrothien (this rooms too ghey for me) <Mardom> whoa shit <Mardom> you can kick yourself? <Mardom> thats deep
<N41LGuN> You're a gay dumbass. <SaxxonPike> yeah <SaxxonPike> RIGHT <SaxxonPike> NO I mean YEAH RIGHT <N41LGuN> uh huh.
<ChaosDragon> Can someone explain this to me? <ChaosDragon> "Christmas Star - Outdoor Icicle Lights <ChaosDragon> For indoor use only." <Custodian> lol <Custodian> that's almost as good as the shower cap box with "fits one head" on it <Custodian> (from a hotel in disney, france) <Roachie> LOL <Custodian> I can only assume the french have some odd shower habbits
rageatm005: procrastination patrol would beat me with flaming torches and throw me into a volcano right now Dr SpaZZo: Except theyre too lazy
<notklister> what kind of people make computer programs? <klister> programmers <notklister> alright <notklister> I think thats what Im going to tech school for
<Shino> scientists are going to make a blue rose with new breakthroughs in biotechnology.. our tax dollars at work!!! <Shino> I guess they got bored of the cancer thing......
<yods> maybe i should send her a loveop to apologise <yods> 'sorry i was so mean..hope the suicde goes well...heres a shotty
<Lestat> I can't just turn on the funny like some fountain of funny. <ally> ... <ally> why the fuck not? <Lestat> I have to milk it from the special cows.
Shamp00kiE: i have to draw lots Shamp00kiE: of boring stuff Shamp00kiE: well boring people Shamp00kiE: i dont like drawing people i know. im always afarid ill fuck up and i ususally do ECBoots84: Anything specific? Shamp00kiE: 2 portraits of friends or family, and 2 sitting poses of friends and crap ECBoots84: Ooooh...fun Shamp00kiE: yeah Shamp00kiE: i dont want to hear "why do i look like crap?! you think i look like crap!! oh god im ugly!" and then crying afterwards ECBoots84: I guess you're not the only one in your social circle who overreacts then Shamp00kiE: i dont really have one, so i was just projecting myself if i was being drawn i guess Shamp00kiE: *shrug*
<Beerman> My dick is so big its population had a revolution. its now known as the democratic republic of my dick.
<BRAVESTAR> AOL HACKED ME NOW I CANT USE LOWER CASE <BRAVESTAR> THIS WILL FUCK MY UNIX SHIT UP <BRAVESTAR> -bash-2.05b$ LS <BRAVESTAR> -bash: LS: command not found <BRAVESTAR> FUCK