<cbf> oh that reminds me, I might've given your number out in a irc channel last night <Mr_E> are you fucking serious? <Mr_E> if you're the reason some cunt called me at 4 in the fucking morning I'ma throw bricks through your window
<xjeff> ok this is just the way I talk...I misspell because some word's I say arn't exetly proper so please Lay off I been real nice ever-since I came here because I did NOT won't to make enamey's out of STARS fan's <xjeff> so there! <Sotek> You talk with apostrophes in the middle of plural words? o_O <xjeff> yes that's just the way I talk <Sotek> ... <Sotek> NO <xjeff> ............... <Sotek> IT ISN'T. <Sotek> IT CANNOT BE. <xjeff> it can <Sotek> YOU CANNOT PRONOUNCE AN APOSTROPHE.
<orion> goh, despite your new image of being an intelligent nigger <goh`> yup <orion> you are still <orion> a nigger.
<Dashiva> "There comes a special time in every young woman's life when special things start to happen.." <hibbert> every month, for afew days, its ok to be a bitch <Lanfear> ...you men dont know how easy you have it <hibbert> whatever <hibbert> you dont have to deal with carting around this huge piece of meat everywhere <Dashiva> hahahhah <dogma-> lol <hibbert> its like im pregnant, and the baby is hanging between my legs
<voyweiser> what's the record for the most blowjobs in one day? cause i think i broke it. <LlnK> how many guys did you give head today? <voyweiser> stfu whore. i guess i walked right into that one huh?
<Scruffypoo> BaLLeriNNa: dunno about best friends. me and the kernel aren't even on speaking terms at the moment. i have to tell bash a message for the kernel, and it tells the kernel. then, hopefully, the kernel doesn't get massively depressed and run away or anything.
<Tatws_> dammit! <Tatws_> i typed "cg_draw2D 0" in the console to get rid of the 2D things and i dont know how to get them back! <Tatws_> how to get them bak!? <Buck> ehrm <Buck> switch the 0 for a 1? dumbass <Tatws_> ha that wil never work! you think im stupid?
<Xellos-san> don't confuse barbecues with hookers <Xellos-san> the only way you can tell them apart is to set them on fire <Xellos-san> if it runs away, it's a hooker <Xellos-san> if it stays, it's a barbecue <Xellos-san> or a dead hooker
<Ear> andy: but Methodists think jebus and god are one. <Ear> Which means he impregnated his mother with himself. <andy> hahah. <Ear> :D <andy> he was jerking it in the womb
<KiLLaKoW> http://www.discountbabies.com/cgi-bin/ebaby/ auction.cgi?afterdinnermints&1077202666 * APE_ wonders if u can actually buy them <SonicRageX> ape do you know how many people there arethat want babies but cant have them <APE_> yeh <APE_> something like a few million <KiLLaKoW> that is such a retarded figure <KiLLaKoW> there are probably more than twice that number up for auct...err, adoption
<Igatona> Seriously, the biblical club at my school only plays minesweeper and never do anything else <+MegamanX2K> do they think the mines represent sin and your pointer is jesus
<Chubbzilla> omg <Chubbzilla> MSN just offered me txt porn <HKR|VC> ! <Chubbzilla> what the fuck is the world coming too <Ruu> MSN isn't nearly as bad as ICQ <Chubbzilla> no, but this is liek <Chubbzilla> first one ever <Chubbzilla> bcos i got the new msn messenger liek, an hour ago <Chubbzilla> it has great new features, liek txt porn * HKR|VC downloads
<+Black_Ninja> What's the difference between the catholic church and the national prison system? <RedComet> you dont have to drop the soap to get it up the ass? <+Black_Ninja> Ans: the prisions wait until the kids are over 18 before sending them to places where they can get raped
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<orion> man <orion> fuck pints <orion> our corner store is selling QUARTS now <Hat> Where do you live, Ireland?
<VooDoo3dfx> She's a lesbian dude. <Absolut> Really? <VooDoo3dfx> Yeah. <VooDoo3dfx> She's never had a guy though. <Absolut> Once you go dick... you never go chick. <Absolut> Oh shit <Absolut> I didn't say that!!!
(AnAcOnDa): www.goatse.cx (sd3mon): been there done that (blackanese): done that?
<BenZor> I once kissed a guy for $20, but he wouldn't take $50 for a handjob :/
<alexs> documentation is like sex, when its good, its very good, when its bad, its better than nothing
<Saiy> Pringles is the new masturbation fad <Splat> Which must mean that Pringles is AKIN to... <Splat> ... <Splat> CANNED SEX! <Ed> Pringles is the new masturbation? <Ed> I guess now it's "Once you pop the fun stops"
<Liza> but.. plis.. tell to everybody that in argentina we live.. with human rigths broken i dont know how to express because my english is not so good help us! <divdiv> stop complaining, you get adsl, I'd gladly give up our human rights for adsl
<Caffy> I was just in my Attic and I heard a few rat's run around and I was like, dad did you know there are rats up here? <Caffy> And he replied with, "It's alright, Mortin doesnt bite" <Caffy> WTF, MY HICK FATHER NAMED THE RAT MORTIN?!?
<Pikaben> Dude. I just heard my little sister shout "I'm not naked!". <Pikaben> Should I go check what's going on?
<Snoogans> oh man...I forwarded the goatse.cx site to a shitload of people at work <Snoogans> heeh <Snoogans> all I heard was OH FUCK <Catcher80> lmao <Snoogans> it was gold <Catcher80> where do you work? <Snoogans> a large internet security company <Catcher80> haha <Catcher80> "do your security holes look like this?" <Snoogans> I sure hope not <Snoogans> then any homo can get in <Snoogans> HAHAHAHAH
<leper> i'm a linux nub <leper> so <leper> do i edit that in... ? <leper> notepad?
Jigglyjuff: that's worse then that peanut, butter and jelly sandwich i hear all americans like <CHAT MattDavis> no <CHAT MattDavis> peanut butter Jigglyjuff: oh! that makes much more sense
<NinjaStu> ack! Scotch Irish on my keyboard! <NinjaStu> if i start typing funny <NinjaStu> my keyboard is intoxicated
Phut: ooh Phut: I just had an idea Phut: I wanna save up a lot of money...... rent a billboard, and just simply put "www.goatse.cx" on it. Nothing else but that. Phut: that would own
<@JeffRaven> I posted a question about putting a time limit on how long someone can be logged onto win2k <@JeffRaven> and several people from IT departments of companies have emailed me wondering if I found an answer <@JeffRaven> boy they'd be shocked if they found out I'm just a unemployed college graduate trying to limit the time of my brother on the computer
cptchris F O O: i was measureing my dick and it said 10 in, i was happy till i realized the ruler was backwards
abcdefg (smiley@HSE-MTL-ppp75343.qc.sympatico.ca) has joined: #geekissues <datacide>[@] abcdefg <datacide>[@] your nick sucks <Soberguy> my friend has a cousin whose name is actually abcde <Neon[UK]>[+] lol <Neon[UK]>[+] bored parents? <Soberguy> when you pronounce it like she does it actually sounds quite cool
<Nazgul> my grandma got some pictures developed, and she was showing them to me, and said that they must have accidently one of someone else's pictures in with hers <Nazgul> because there was a pic of a woman and man standing beside each other with their dog <Nazgul> and I was looking at it, and thinking weird..then looked in the upper right hand corner and saw a flying saucer in the sky <Nazgul> and was like "SHIT!" <BloodFromStone> o_o <BloodFromStone> Don't send them back. <Nazgul> then flipped it over and it was a promotional advertisement thing for "Taken" on the scifi channel * Nazgul chuckles.
<Smerdyakov> ... based _only_ one, I mean <Smerdyakov> s/one/alshfsafa <Smerdyakov> s/alshfsafa/afsaagagaskhaah <Smerdyakov> s/afsaagagaskhaah/on
<Nike> i swear, my MP3's get scratched <Loop> probably nike <Nike> like i got a really annoying little brother sim wandering around my home directory
<sprawd_> how do i delete the history in konquerer? <RichiH> the smart way of saying "i've been browsing porn at my dad's computer"
<velco> real men use mailx *g* <ahu> real men whistle into the cable <movement> no, real men stand up for a 1, and lay down for a 0 <movement> and transmit it over a webcam
<White_Devil> ppl who put down other ppl from other countries are basicly ingnorant...We are all from the human race and the sooner ppl can put away their bias, the sooner they can be dominated by the USA
<Rottencrotch> h0k do u have months in holland? <hokhokk> wtf <hokhokk> no we only have minutes <Rottencrotch> omg <hokhokk> its 238472893765 today
<Soulman> please note when someone says google is good for finding pics they don't me pictures of mikey mouse. if you catch my drift <Kawaii_Kaitlin> Sometimes they do <Kawaii_Kaitlin> If you catch my drift
<endura> dude "I just realized whats so kickass <endura> my dads out of town the whole weekend <endura> I can walk around naked for the next 48 hours!
<Ljung> does IRC take scripts? <Ljung> <SCRIPT language="JavaScript"> <Ljung> damn
<Deconstructor> in school, i usually go to the bathroom the same time everyday, and noone else is there then, so i decided to be cool one day so i sidestepped in like the doomguy with my fakegun pointed outward, and i circle strafed right into this other guy
<mindcrime> i er <mindcrime> hung up with the pizza dude <mindcrime> and i were like going to say "ah, lovely, thanks" <mindcrime> and i er <mindcrime> managed to say "I love you" <mindcrime> he must think im a complete freak
<fragglet> you broke up with your boyfriend because he killed your uptime? <Isky> fragglet : more or less, yes
* +Onima does the robot * Shinta-san sticks his foot out while onima dances * Onima does not trip cause the robot does not require you to move your feet <+Onima> :D <@theGrinch> lol!
<Pyke> Kinky??? <Kinky_Amore> Pyke <Spice> lol <Pyke> kinky! <Kinky_Amore> pyke? <Pyke> kinky? <Kinky_Amore> oh pyke? <Pyke> Oh KINKY! <Kinky_Amore> oh pyke,,, yes <Pyke> OH GOD KINKY! <Kinky_Amore> u almost htere <Pyke> ooooooooooh..... * Pyke was kicked by rEdSaTiN (thanx for cumming) * Kinky_Amore was kicked by rEdSaTiN (thanx for cumming too)