<@PhatBob> try smoking bud with pubic hairs in it, now that shit fucks you up <@neotek> if you're smoking your pubic hairs, i'm PRETTY SURE you're already fucked up.
<dysfunctional-24> only idiot use computers <neotek> i hardly like to point out the obvious irony, but...
<+PrincessKristen> --Thanks for the Voice, Magestryn-- Hêåvêñly åddoñ <+neotek> --Thanks for the making IRC a gayer place to be, Hêåvêñly åddoñ--
*** julia_roberts was kicked by neotek (banned: spamming) <@neotek> who would have thought that a successful actress like julia roberts would stoop to spamming her "phat pic site"
<Schoonzie> dude <Schoonzie> 16 <ApoIIyon> but like. cmon.. SHE IS SIXTEEN <Schoonzie> getting her kit off <Schoonzie> unpopular? <Schoonzie> i dont think so <ApoIIyon> illegal? <ApoIIyon> i think so
<+jadedragon> so are any of you boys going to talk to me? <@neotek> do you have nude pics? <+jadedragon> nope <@neotek> then probably not.
<@neotek> i saw the best book title today <@neotek> 'the complete idiots guide to religion'
<@neotek> can you imagine how many neck injuries occur each year from camwhores with small tits trying to lick their nipples?
<Trahen0ts> nobody loves me <Trahen0ts> that's it <Usiel> grow boobs. i'll love you <Trahen0ts> *turn up polka* <Trahen0ts> how do you know I don't have boobs? <Usiel> your picture <Trahen0ts> that could be somebody else <Usiel> looks like you <Trahen0ts> how do you know? <Usiel> i saw you <Trahen0ts> when? <Usiel> couple years ago <Trahen0ts> .. <Trahen0ts> that coulda been somebody else. <Usiel> kind of an elaborate hoax just to fool me <Trahen0ts> well, I'm an elaborate guy <Trahen0ts> I have boobs, trust me
<Usual> i'd convert to catholicism if i could have my book back <Usual> oh here it is <Usual> shit <Usual> you think god saw that?
<Sock_Monkee> woot, the hot checkout girl at the market was checking me out again today <OceanWave_> of course she was checking you out, you were in the fucking supermarket line!
<Drull> OMG <Drull> ARE ANY OF YOU WATCHING CNN??? <CowWEB> no whats going on? <ego-man> ???? <ego-man> what channel is cnn? <Drull> i dunno, nothing probably. was just wondering if anyone was watching cnn <LadyNikki> lol <ego-man> fucker, i turned on my tv for the first time in weeks. for nothin
( cyc ) brb <-- ( Quit ) cyc (~cyc@nixhelp-23078.esatclear.ie) has quit. Reason: (Quit: [X]chat - Who gives a dayum!) ( Cybermutt4 ) oi ( Cybermutt4 ) that kid is annoying --> ( join ) cyc (~cyc@nixhelp-23078.esatclear.ie) joined (# linux). ( Cybermutt4 ) welcome back
<niglet3> my "father" sent me a mail with an image (joke about florida's voting procedure, has a picture of some fisher-price toy) -- the source? forum.incesttaboo.com ...
<DieHard> I was lagging so bad it felt like i was shouting binary codes through a pay phone.
<CaptainCanada231> So wait, I should grow the goatse? <CaptainCanada231> *goatee
(|Lenore|) why does windows even bother giving estimates? the times change by 5 minutes every thirty seconds...
<+DrDiamond> I had a hot dog in Steamboat Springs Colorado at the Kum n' Go market <+DrDiamond> no joke <+DrDiamond> terrible name <@kelea> least it wasn't in Climax, Colorado. <+DrDiamond> I'll bet Climax has one <+DrDiamond> it's a chain <@kelea> lordy. A chain of Kum 'n Go sounds like my date life.
<blu|tired> you tried to compartmentalise and detach yourself from your emotional response to the book and approach it abstractly, trying to purify the visual essence of your own thoughts and feelings. <blu|tired> so you made a sqaure <blu|tired> a purple square
Rabid Llama: heh, somebody should legally change their name to "8==D" Rabid Llama: so they could just draw a penis instead of signing
<CHAT Phut> I'm a rebel. <CHAT Phut> Yesterday, I crossed the street and I only looked TO THE LEFT! <CHAT Phut> (you are supposed to look both ways)
<loucura> She just accused me of having an affair with my router. <loucura> Route me baby Route me! Oh! Oh yah! Oh! <ivan> damnit my packets aren't going through <loucura> ivan: That's because you're using the CONDOM flag
<Girl_Type_Zhanma> I LOVE irl... the internet can go suck cock in hell for all i care XP
> HyperShadowDC gets in barrel (Scott) A barrel of homosexuals? Where do I sign up?!
<The-Fighter> i'm not a penis-driven tennager, unlike some people in this room <The-Fighter> *cough* <BlazeHedgehog> MY PENIS DRIVES ME TO WORK EVERY DAY :D
<Trousers> Man. Comments about sperm always quiet channels. I still don't know why.
<Trousers> In the game of sex, nearly getting laid is no feat whatsoever. <Sep|MIDIscroungingstillstick> almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades
<krypt> note to self: never tell a girl she's not tight <Bigbacon> did you? <krypt> yeah <krypt> i told her best friend last night <Bigbacon> what was her responce? <krypt> her best friend was like <krypt> 'she wanted you to think she was a virgin' and i was like 'i never thought she was a virgin' 'she wasn't tight enough' <krypt> then i was like <krypt> 'she has small boobs with big nipples too' <krypt> and her friend was like <krypt> I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THIS STUFF
* BlazeHedgehog is playing through Links Awakening right now as we speak; for the first time <Arrow> FIRST TIME?! <BlazeHedgehog> I've owned the game for two years; I was just really lazy about it. But now I've gotten into the habit of taking my GBC in with me when I go to take a crap. :B <Arrow> Those must be long dumps if you got all the way to Dungeon 7 off of it
fastfido2000: I'm still puzzled on how that chunk fit through my hole... fastfido2000: It's SCARY. Kefka505: .... Kefka505: Whoa, wait, start over. fastfido2000: Weren't we talking about my "artistic vision?" Kefka505: I sure as hell hope we were. O.o;
<Freezer> crap whered i put my assignment paper for the access thing --> twentydead has joined #linux <twentydead> in ur butt <-- twentydead has left #linux <twentydead_serv> man who was that <Freezer> i wonder
(@|TripleH|) would you let a guy blow you for $1 million ? (EnronExec) 500 dollars (EnronExec) you can blow me for 500 dollars
(flawed) personally i like to take a shit on one boys chest and jerk off while the other one spells out "i love you flawed" in shit
(sh) i leave for two minutes and you guys are estimating the ejaculatory capacity of young boy's digestive systems
<NekoGirl> i wonder if half of the ppl is making idiot to appear on QDB or is just bornt that way <Livewireo> That made no sense whatsoever <NekoGirl> ok, remaking <NekoGirl> i wonder if half of the ppl in here is playing idiot to appear on QDB or is just they bornt that way
<charka> that lady you yelled at <charka> who started crying <jesus> My retarded neighbor, what aboot her? <charka> you should scare her with some fireworks :) <jesus> That is only funny the first few times
<debutante> i use dragon naturally speaking <debutante> I say enter and its done <Rjx> I don't like those voice recognition programs <Rjx> granted I haven't used one in about 3 years <Rjx> but the last one I used I would speak a proper sentance <debutante> well im lying anyway <Rjx> and it'd come out with "alice alice alice melon grapefruit monkey"
Dr SpaZZo: Simpsons isnt that good anymore TwilightKnight00: its still good! Dr SpaZZo: Its just a little sucky, its still good, its still good
<Randt> if you go to jail, your best friend is the laxative... then when you're shitting all over the joint, noone is going to ass rape you
<Dark_T_Zeratul> My calculator slices, dices, and can scramble an egg within it's shell. It also makes julian fries and gets AM radio stations. <Lady_Vahn> I'll become rich after thinking of a way to steal stuff across the internet <Lady_Vahn> I could like, sell it for a million dollars, keep the prototype <Lady_Vahn> then steal it from the guy I sold it too
<Kio> Blizz. <Kio> I submitted the Titanic quote to bash. <blizz_away> Er. <blizz_away> Kio. <blizz_away> The titanic quote is from bash.
Dr SpaZZo: I started getting down to it and then my room lit on fire. TwilightKnight00: if your computer overheats and combusts and you run to another computer to tell people about it..... you might be a junkie
Dr SpaZZo: Complain about something and I'll one up you. TwilightKnight00: um i'm cold? Dr SpaZZo: My laptop power cord is making sparks and at any moment it'll probably light my pants on fire. TwilightKnight00: heheh thats kinda funny Dr SpaZZo: I know... TwilightKnight00: if it does happen TwilightKnight00: grab your digicam TwilightKnight00: i want video
TwilightKnight: omfg TwilightKnight: i just lost 2 and a half hours of my life TwilightKnight: to unreal tournament DrSpaZZo: Really? I just fucking lost 4 hours of my life to fixing my laptop DrSpaZZo: So shut the fuck up