<skaterboy> astro is ur video up already? <astrOdz> http://www.skaterboy.is.gay.com:9512/~astrodz/vid/ astrodz.avi <skaterboy> i don't see no video
<energizer> how should i tell her? <flawed> just draw a little stick figure in photoshop then some barb wire then another stick figure on the other side of the wire, then put arrows pointing at each, one with "brian" and the other with "shannon" <flawed> doesn't have to be barb wire either, it can be a dragon.. or a moat
* BriteNite evens out gwen's ass <Gwenllian> thank you, dear <Genin> BriteNite: with donor tissue?
* Genin grabs laz and sticks his thumb up his butthole <laz> at least i cut my fingernails yesterday
<Logic_BomB> supprise your friends: put a chip bag over your croch and cut out the bottom of the bag, undo zipper, take it from there <Logic_BomB> or put mouse traps inside, whatever, just dont do both
*** Now talking in #math <Jahidi> One time nnitro sent me a picture of himself wearing nothing but a calculator.
Sean: Yeah I thought of it while I was getting a snack. Jay: Snacks, is there anything they can't do? Sean: Umm... I was going to say provide sexual pleasure, but I've heard you can have sex with banana peels. Jay: brb
<Moik> Jesus would drive a Jesus Bus from GTA. <KatR> As God, I can say that Jesus would drive a BattleMech. <Moik> Jesus would drive K@R's mom like a Shriner's Mini-Car. <KatR> Moik, I have no mother. +Creator of all [including me] <Moik> Sorry, that was a typo. It should say: "Jesus would drive K@R like a japanese schoolgirl on rollerskate heading to bukakke class." <Moik> The keys are like, right next to each other. <KatR> Of course they are. You're still wrong. K@R > Jesus. <Moik> Doesn't mean you wouldn't like it. <KatR> Moik: Methinks you're projecting again. <Moik> In essence, yes, that's what a man must do when participating in bukakke. <Dark Shadow> that's one of the best 'come'backs I've ever seen.
<Lacan7>Oh. My bad. I'm so used to speaking english here that I've become a tad rusty on my stupid.
<Tirlas> I remember the dream vividly... I don't know how to express it :-( <Schroe> My suggestion is to use words and phrases in English grammatical structure.
<djdan> You are a really weird d00d. <djdan> hm. <djdan> d00d upside-down is p00p.
<TDS> THAT MAKE NO SENSE ANYWAY. IF 50 % OF AMERICANS ARE BELOW AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE, HOW CAN IT BE AVERAGE? <SneakAtack> TDS is an idiot. half the people are below the average and half the people are above the average. that's why it's an average. <Moik> >_< TDS makes the upper half possible. <Bob_Dole> ROFL @ Moik <SneakAtack> hehee <SneakAtack> I feel almost bad. I should have waited for more people to reply and then agreed with TDS. <TDS> that was a momentary lapse. my iq has been found to be 163. <FFVI> You forgot a decmial point, TDS <SneakAtack> TDS: 163 with a mean of 500?
<Cowclops> wtf <Weng> WTF <NKD> WTF <Weng> SOMEONE USES OS/2 *** ben6 has joined #athlon <Cowclops> [Austy VERSION reply]: Internet Adventurer for OS/2 PM (Registered) : Version 1.50 : Get it from http:// www.inetadv.net <NKD> HAHAHA <Weng> I have OS/2 <NKD> I hope to god thats a fake version reply <Weng> But I sure as fuck don't USE it <Cowclops> I kinda hope that too <NKD> I have OS/2 <NKD> Oh wait nm <NKD> thats a PS/2 port
<BloodFromStone> XP probably has a button that summons local monkeys to brutalize my isp. <[Sl]Ashy> no, bfs <[Sl]Ashy> I'm afraid that first the monkeys duct tape you to a chair and taunt you, then proceed to take off your clothing, take pictures for later blackmail, and -then- rip your ISP's server to shreds. <BloodFromStone> o_o <BloodFromStone> XP is dangerous. <[Sl]Ashy> Yes. <Iepetus> yeah <[Sl]Ashy> Handle with care. <Iepetus> monkeys seem cute and all <Iepetus> but when that happens... it's no fun <Iepetus> ... <Iepetus> or so I hear
<flawed> i wish they had Summary Software .. you paste in a huge chunk of text and it gives you the gist of it :) <flawed> then you can use some Text to Speech software to read the summary out loud <flawed> ah the Age of Laziness
<mikebeauc> man, there's a hot chick in the Java Lab.. <flawed> mikebeauc: go ask her "miss, are you lost?"
<The_Dude> mac is god compared to microsoft <The_Dude> and linux is the science that disproves god's existence
* |taint| brushes qcommand hair back, traces lips gently with finger, staring into eyes...and then a kiss. <|taint|> omfg wrong one! <|taint|> =((((( <qcommand> OMG <Garak> LOL!!! <|taint|> !!!!! <Garak> ROFL!! <|taint|> gah <|taint|> rofl stfu =( <qcommand> i feel strange <Deena> eeewwwwww....... <|taint|> rofl <Deena> grossss..... <|taint|> i hit the wrong one damnit! <SCORPION> lol <SCORPION> Q has been tainted
<DruMorgan> Anyone remember Big Bird singing the song about the alphabet pronouncing it as one big word? <DruMorgan> AbkaDefGiJekylmanopriqstuvixez <MrSnazz> didn't that open up a gateway to hell or something?
Jahidi: like 10 minutes ago i was walking down the hall and it sounded like that ugly freak of nature with the unibrow that lives next door was fucking some other dude...freaked me out bbyhewie: really? Jahidi: yeah...but it must have been something else...couldn't have been that bbyhewie: how do you know, maybe he just happened to meet the most pathetic inbred dumbass cock-starved crackhead loser of all time and they're gonna live happily ever after. Jahidi: Nah, you wern't idle
<morgaSTFU> MBoffin: did you hear about the new IE hole? <MBoffin> The one they posted the code for on BugTraq? <Drg> i'm over the hype of the new ie hole heh.. had enough fun backdooring the girls on my msn list.. haahahahahaHAh <morgaSTFU> eeew <MBoffin> Drg, backdooring girls should be discussed in another channel, please
<xjeff> ya'll want to see how fast I can type? <Cereus> not really <Cereus> i'd be more interested in seeing how correctly you can type <xjeff> me dont know wat u tlkin bout <xjeff> ......... <Cereus> I, don't, what, you, talking, about <Cereus> congratulations. one word correct
<Chris_Away> On a UK keyboard the dash, the space bar and the 5 are all on the same key. <NapkinEater> YOU LIE!!! <Chris_Away> You5can't prove-that.
<ZeBFFd00d> oh yea, just set up my sixth CPU running Folding@Home <pl3x> you must be quite the ladies man
<milenko> september was much better for my downloads <Rudeboi> i've been too busy these last few months so mine has been down a bit <milenko> hahaha you dont dl coz you are busy. i dont dl coz ive got all the lesbian porn on kazaa
<kolby> dude...true story...Jacob was masturbating in our bathroom and the light doesn't work so instead of grabbing lotion, he lubed up his dick with ben-gay. I had to take him to the fucking hospital. It was like a movie. <Wes> hahahah <kolby> yea but hey, don't make fun of him, it's been a rough fuckin night <Wes> Ah come on <kolby> nah man, seriously *** Jacob has joined #e/n <kolby> HAHA! How's your red cock feel you fucking idiot?
<Rudeboi> winme does something that no chick will over do... continously goes down on me...
<@PhatBob> try smoking bud with pubic hairs in it, now that shit fucks you up <@neotek> if you're smoking your pubic hairs, i'm PRETTY SURE you're already fucked up.
<dysfunctional-24> only idiot use computers <neotek> i hardly like to point out the obvious irony, but...
<+PrincessKristen> --Thanks for the Voice, Magestryn-- Hêåvêñly åddoñ <+neotek> --Thanks for the making IRC a gayer place to be, Hêåvêñly åddoñ--
*** julia_roberts was kicked by neotek (banned: spamming) <@neotek> who would have thought that a successful actress like julia roberts would stoop to spamming her "phat pic site"
<Schoonzie> dude <Schoonzie> 16 <ApoIIyon> but like. cmon.. SHE IS SIXTEEN <Schoonzie> getting her kit off <Schoonzie> unpopular? <Schoonzie> i dont think so <ApoIIyon> illegal? <ApoIIyon> i think so
<+jadedragon> so are any of you boys going to talk to me? <@neotek> do you have nude pics? <+jadedragon> nope <@neotek> then probably not.
<@neotek> i saw the best book title today <@neotek> 'the complete idiots guide to religion'
<@neotek> can you imagine how many neck injuries occur each year from camwhores with small tits trying to lick their nipples?
<Trahen0ts> nobody loves me <Trahen0ts> that's it <Usiel> grow boobs. i'll love you <Trahen0ts> *turn up polka* <Trahen0ts> how do you know I don't have boobs? <Usiel> your picture <Trahen0ts> that could be somebody else <Usiel> looks like you <Trahen0ts> how do you know? <Usiel> i saw you <Trahen0ts> when? <Usiel> couple years ago <Trahen0ts> .. <Trahen0ts> that coulda been somebody else. <Usiel> kind of an elaborate hoax just to fool me <Trahen0ts> well, I'm an elaborate guy <Trahen0ts> I have boobs, trust me
<Usual> i'd convert to catholicism if i could have my book back <Usual> oh here it is <Usual> shit <Usual> you think god saw that?
<Sock_Monkee> woot, the hot checkout girl at the market was checking me out again today <OceanWave_> of course she was checking you out, you were in the fucking supermarket line!
<Drull> OMG <Drull> ARE ANY OF YOU WATCHING CNN??? <CowWEB> no whats going on? <ego-man> ???? <ego-man> what channel is cnn? <Drull> i dunno, nothing probably. was just wondering if anyone was watching cnn <LadyNikki> lol <ego-man> fucker, i turned on my tv for the first time in weeks. for nothin
( cyc ) brb <-- ( Quit ) cyc (~cyc@nixhelp-23078.esatclear.ie) has quit. Reason: (Quit: [X]chat - Who gives a dayum!) ( Cybermutt4 ) oi ( Cybermutt4 ) that kid is annoying --> ( join ) cyc (~cyc@nixhelp-23078.esatclear.ie) joined (# linux). ( Cybermutt4 ) welcome back
<niglet3> my "father" sent me a mail with an image (joke about florida's voting procedure, has a picture of some fisher-price toy) -- the source? forum.incesttaboo.com ...
<DieHard> I was lagging so bad it felt like i was shouting binary codes through a pay phone.
<CaptainCanada231> So wait, I should grow the goatse? <CaptainCanada231> *goatee
(|Lenore|) why does windows even bother giving estimates? the times change by 5 minutes every thirty seconds...
<+DrDiamond> I had a hot dog in Steamboat Springs Colorado at the Kum n' Go market <+DrDiamond> no joke <+DrDiamond> terrible name <@kelea> least it wasn't in Climax, Colorado. <+DrDiamond> I'll bet Climax has one <+DrDiamond> it's a chain <@kelea> lordy. A chain of Kum 'n Go sounds like my date life.