<blu|tired> you tried to compartmentalise and detach yourself from your emotional response to the book and approach it abstractly, trying to purify the visual essence of your own thoughts and feelings. <blu|tired> so you made a sqaure <blu|tired> a purple square
Rabid Llama: heh, somebody should legally change their name to "8==D" Rabid Llama: so they could just draw a penis instead of signing
<CHAT Phut> I'm a rebel. <CHAT Phut> Yesterday, I crossed the street and I only looked TO THE LEFT! <CHAT Phut> (you are supposed to look both ways)
<loucura> She just accused me of having an affair with my router. <loucura> Route me baby Route me! Oh! Oh yah! Oh! <ivan> damnit my packets aren't going through <loucura> ivan: That's because you're using the CONDOM flag
<Girl_Type_Zhanma> I LOVE irl... the internet can go suck cock in hell for all i care XP
> HyperShadowDC gets in barrel (Scott) A barrel of homosexuals? Where do I sign up?!
<The-Fighter> i'm not a penis-driven tennager, unlike some people in this room <The-Fighter> *cough* <BlazeHedgehog> MY PENIS DRIVES ME TO WORK EVERY DAY :D
<Trousers> Man. Comments about sperm always quiet channels. I still don't know why.
<Trousers> In the game of sex, nearly getting laid is no feat whatsoever. <Sep|MIDIscroungingstillstick> almost only counts in horseshoes and handgrenades
<krypt> note to self: never tell a girl she's not tight <Bigbacon> did you? <krypt> yeah <krypt> i told her best friend last night <Bigbacon> what was her responce? <krypt> her best friend was like <krypt> 'she wanted you to think she was a virgin' and i was like 'i never thought she was a virgin' 'she wasn't tight enough' <krypt> then i was like <krypt> 'she has small boobs with big nipples too' <krypt> and her friend was like <krypt> I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THIS STUFF
* BlazeHedgehog is playing through Links Awakening right now as we speak; for the first time <Arrow> FIRST TIME?! <BlazeHedgehog> I've owned the game for two years; I was just really lazy about it. But now I've gotten into the habit of taking my GBC in with me when I go to take a crap. :B <Arrow> Those must be long dumps if you got all the way to Dungeon 7 off of it
fastfido2000: I'm still puzzled on how that chunk fit through my hole... fastfido2000: It's SCARY. Kefka505: .... Kefka505: Whoa, wait, start over. fastfido2000: Weren't we talking about my "artistic vision?" Kefka505: I sure as hell hope we were. O.o;
<Freezer> crap whered i put my assignment paper for the access thing --> twentydead has joined #linux <twentydead> in ur butt <-- twentydead has left #linux <twentydead_serv> man who was that <Freezer> i wonder
(@|TripleH|) would you let a guy blow you for $1 million ? (EnronExec) 500 dollars (EnronExec) you can blow me for 500 dollars
(flawed) personally i like to take a shit on one boys chest and jerk off while the other one spells out "i love you flawed" in shit
(sh) i leave for two minutes and you guys are estimating the ejaculatory capacity of young boy's digestive systems
<NekoGirl> i wonder if half of the ppl is making idiot to appear on QDB or is just bornt that way <Livewireo> That made no sense whatsoever <NekoGirl> ok, remaking <NekoGirl> i wonder if half of the ppl in here is playing idiot to appear on QDB or is just they bornt that way
<charka> that lady you yelled at <charka> who started crying <jesus> My retarded neighbor, what aboot her? <charka> you should scare her with some fireworks :) <jesus> That is only funny the first few times
<debutante> i use dragon naturally speaking <debutante> I say enter and its done <Rjx> I don't like those voice recognition programs <Rjx> granted I haven't used one in about 3 years <Rjx> but the last one I used I would speak a proper sentance <debutante> well im lying anyway <Rjx> and it'd come out with "alice alice alice melon grapefruit monkey"
Dr SpaZZo: Simpsons isnt that good anymore TwilightKnight00: its still good! Dr SpaZZo: Its just a little sucky, its still good, its still good
<Randt> if you go to jail, your best friend is the laxative... then when you're shitting all over the joint, noone is going to ass rape you
<Dark_T_Zeratul> My calculator slices, dices, and can scramble an egg within it's shell. It also makes julian fries and gets AM radio stations. <Lady_Vahn> I'll become rich after thinking of a way to steal stuff across the internet <Lady_Vahn> I could like, sell it for a million dollars, keep the prototype <Lady_Vahn> then steal it from the guy I sold it too
<Kio> Blizz. <Kio> I submitted the Titanic quote to bash. <blizz_away> Er. <blizz_away> Kio. <blizz_away> The titanic quote is from bash.
Dr SpaZZo: I started getting down to it and then my room lit on fire. TwilightKnight00: if your computer overheats and combusts and you run to another computer to tell people about it..... you might be a junkie
Dr SpaZZo: Complain about something and I'll one up you. TwilightKnight00: um i'm cold? Dr SpaZZo: My laptop power cord is making sparks and at any moment it'll probably light my pants on fire. TwilightKnight00: heheh thats kinda funny Dr SpaZZo: I know... TwilightKnight00: if it does happen TwilightKnight00: grab your digicam TwilightKnight00: i want video
TwilightKnight: omfg TwilightKnight: i just lost 2 and a half hours of my life TwilightKnight: to unreal tournament DrSpaZZo: Really? I just fucking lost 4 hours of my life to fixing my laptop DrSpaZZo: So shut the fuck up
<@`2L> South Korea is to spend nearly twenty billion dollars to hook up every household in the country to broadband internet. <@`2L> South Korea, where 60% of the country's 48 million citizens surf, is to ensure all homes can receive broadband connections by 2005, reports BBC. <@`2L> The Korean Government is funding loans of 13.3 trillion won (around 20 billion Australian dollars) to the country's biggest telecom company, KT Corp, and ISPs to enable the massive infrastructure project. <div> 20 billion on diablo. starcraft and pr0n <div> best govt ever
<Kcom> Anyone know what's it called when someone drinks sperm? <elSandros> Disgusting.
<sean> That'd be cool megwen if you guys menstrated an actual period, or that Walmart smily face period guy that drops prices
<Slack> *sigh* yes sir. **kneels** ((lol)) <MaximumMango> > ((lol)) <--- doesn't that look kinky in an ascii sort of way? <Dest> Yes. <Dest> It looks like something I'd like to put my penis in.
<Titan> Where is everyone? <GOLDNFIRE> up fizis ass <Alby> that is sad ;( <GOLDNFIRE> ya <GOLDNFIRE> from what they say his sister a small dog + 4 homeless people are there as well
<Lowbrow> She needs an ass fucking <rooster> shes 60 <Lowbrow> oh. <PamelaPeaks> ...
<RamonG> where are hash tables stored when you create <fuzion-work> plz refrain from using any sort of drug related words in here
<Molson> Yeah...Good idea <Jouka> Hell bitch the wieght would drop like hell <Molson> I see it now: Ultra-Diet, lose over 50 pounds in a month <Molson> Course no where on the bottle tell them they are ingesting tape worm eggs.
* osmaker wonders if u have a broken software CD and email it back to the 'publisher', if they will replace it for free. <Gnimsh> Publisher=MS? <osmaker> sure <osmaker> any publisher <Gnimsh> How do you email them a cd? <osmaker> dunno for sure
<PureNRG> Is it ok if a parent forks a few children then dies, leaving the children to finish what they have to do then die themselves later ? or should the parent stay doing nothing and reap the kids ? <boog2> It's tragic if children die before their parents.
<TonyD> wtf is wrong with ztnet? <Pr3ttyF1y> tonyd: blame lev <TonyD> i already did, it didn't help
<Mojo> FF games never appealed to me <Mojo> i feel unique and smart <Mojo> and less nerdy <Mojo> wait i never was nerdy <Mojo> YEA <Threeboy> hey, NEWS FLASH YOU'RE ON GODDAMN IRC!
<_Tenchi_> i also start feeling old when i see all these new fangled colors in M&Ms and Lucky Charms <Vulpyne> Didn't they only used to be like brown and yellow? <_Tenchi_> yeah <_Tenchi_> these days i cant tellw hether im eating M&Ms or skittles <rs> tenchi: mix 'em together and you've got S&Ms
[00:49:53] * Wynn is now known as Wynn|ZzzZ [00:50:14] * Gothmog is now known as Goth|aslp <Goth|aslp> nightall <Wynn|ZzzZ> geez.. don't make it too obvious.. <Wynn|ZzzZ> at least wait 5 mins, dammnit. <Goth|aslp> i cant. i want you i need you oh baby oh baby <Wynn|ZzzZ> you *wish* you were Julia Stiles. <Wynn|ZzzZ> heck, *I* wish you were Julia Stiles. <Goth|aslp> lol
<soap> people with crooked pensis are innately gay because they fit in asses better
<soapZOMBIE> when you go to college, you'll be the "old guy" in class <soapZOMBIE> everyone will say "what the hell is that old guy doing here at college?" <demizius> better than the bald guy right? <soapZOMBIE> i wear hats