<Guest17888> its me Where can i mk trilogy doiwnload??? <Garret> http://www.firstgov.gov/fgsearch/index.jsp? dom0=www.fbi.gov&mw0= warez+sodomy+porn+microsoft+illegal+ MORTAL+KOMBAT+TRILOGY+DOWNLOAD+FREE&rn=218&in0=domain & parsed=true&Submit=Go&domain=fbi.gov <Garret> Just go here. <Guest17888> garret its true or false <Garret> It's true. <Garret> I'm getting it at 400KB/s! <Guest17888> garret its not true <Garret> You clicked the link? <Guest17888> yes garret and..... <Garret> You do realize you just searched fbi.gov for warez, porn, sodomy, illegal, microsoft, and mortal kombat right? <Guest17888> fuck ya all * Quits: Guest17888 (MKIRCN-003@212.182.122.Kg9=) (QUIT: User exited)
<kmad> ppl should stop using worn-out cliches because they're not funny anymore <}}T-DuB--> is that your final answer?
<Killrbyte> I hate faggots. They stole our word. <Killrbyte> Gay used to mean you were happy. Now it means you have a sore ass.
ComNerd1: would you have sex with anybody? Auto response from KarpenkoSoup: No women, no kids ComNerd1: oh, ok KarpenkoSoup: Yeah, those are the rules.
<Scott> i dunno, Bill Gates porn would get sooo many hits <Scott> they'd wanna see how micro and soft he really is
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<Wheeze> "yo baby...we all urinate...wanna do it?" <BIGmog|site> wanna urinate?! that's your pick up line? <BIGmog|site> you need to put something in between then <BIGmog|site> otherwise you're gonna get pee'd on
<BlazeHedgehog> Cripes. ANYTHING is innuendo nowadays <BlazeHedgehog> "I had a glass of milk." "WHOA GOOD JOB, HOW WAS SHE?" <BlazeHedgehog> "No. I mean, I poured milk into a glass and drank it." "You sure did!"
* Sep mst find a working free ISP for gods sack <BlazeHedgehogAdvance> God's Sack? Isn't that.. <BlazeHedgehogAdvance> Sack-religious?
<MistaED|CrazyTaxi> ARGHH <MistaED|CrazyTaxi> Crazy_Taxi.Deviance.ShareReactor.bin.exe, it doesn't bloody work <[whee]Kris|bah> .......you don't run the file, ed
<+The_Steel> I scored a 96% on the procrastination test <+The_Steel> I'm not suprised <+emul8or_> i put off the procrastination test till tomorrow
<Grumman> man, tough week for my fantasy hockey team <JustNoodle> any luck with your fantasy sex life?
<World_Corrupt> I once knew this guy who was 45 and we were good friends. and i was 11 then <ascian> you didn't meet him in a bathroom, did you?
<nirosys> whoever decided it'd be a good idea to rar an iso up, then throw it in a tar... then gzip it... <nirosys> should be shot..
<Tibor-> grr. . .I don't have adobe, though, and I don't know what the hell "vector" is, nor does it outline the process of "converting" it :( <Darth-Phenom> Tib, by Adobe do you mean Photoshop? <Tibor-> Yea, probably, Phen. It just says Adobe Illustrator and such
<fahd> stop making fun of my religion. islam isn't funyn, it's serious <fahd> now shutup, i have to study for calculus <Hat> Fahd, is Allah good at calculus? <fahd> >:( <Hat> Yeah, I guess not. He's only good at bomb mak.... I mean chemistry.
<magusXXX> I think it's funny that roxio wants to buy napster. <magusXXX> "You steal it, we'll burn it!"
<stern_7> on CNN, story number 1: North Korea has a nuke. <stern_7> story number 2: Does standing on your head cure hiccuphs? <stern_7> This is what happens when AOL is allowed to own the news.
<miv> http://www.tdcj.state.tx.us/stat/finalmeals.htm <miv> final meals of people who are on death row <miv> "Justice, Equality, World Peace" <miv> what kind of request is that <miv> U CANT EAT THAT! moron <miv> if it was me i would have asked for a 6 year old japanese girl <miv> i'd eat her out
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<crushdmb> blah <crushdmb> I HATE EXES * crushdmb kills all exes <vap0r> hahaah <vap0r> why? <crushdmb> 'cuz my ex is an asshole <vap0r> i thought you meant .exe
<ef~ian_> I saw a hot chick working at Radio Shack once. I think it was a mistake.
<gbp> er det noen som har Silence Of The Lambs <dortch> i have silence of the lambs <dortch> but i dont know what the fuck you just said
<Guyp> like a week ago this indian <Guyp> interviewed my english teacher <Guyp> and he didnt know english <Guyp> so he said <Guyp> excuse me, my english bad, because class is boring and when teacher are teaching i smoke out class <Guyp> it was so funny <Guyp> ;[
«+ aisu_kurimu » damn right «+ aisu_kurimu » wait i think i messed up my ghetto lang «+ aisu_kurimu » damn straight* «+ aisu_kurimu » ughhhh 17 years in the ghetto, you'd think i'd pick up something «@Xellos-san» yeah, herpes
<Eticam> omg <Eticam> there's a hole in my pants, right at my asshole <Eticam> how the hell did that get there? :/
<FeSTeR> oh ya great job pullin out of the parking lot today..lol almost hit a woman <GABAR> dude if i was any good at pulling out, you wouldnt be alive
<flawed> they got a weight loss patch now <flawed> if you're a sexually active fat chick who also smokes, you could be wearing three patches.. one for weight loss, one for birth control and one for quitting smoking <NuFrost> patent the multipatch(tm)
<Kai-jin> violence is always an answer <Aan|trigu> ah..no <Aan|trigu> :P <Kai-jin> yes it is..it may not the *the* answer...but it is always *an* answer <Aan|trigu> well so is bestiality
<Diablo-D3> RichiH: only you would have a chainsaw strapon. <RichiH> yeah, this completely redefines "treehugger"
<w|zzy> had to help sister in the shower <w|zzy> fuck <w|zzy> as in she couldn't get it hot enouguh
<ryda> earlier, i was lookin up doom 3 stuff <ryda> and i clicked on this doom 3 screenshot link <ryda> and it redirected to a pornsite <ryda> and then my mum comes up to me and offers me a pringle <ryda> and im just like sheeet <milenko> ahhahaha <milenko what did she say? <ryda> i couldnt get it off the screen <ryda> she pretended not to noticed <ryda> alt f4 wasnt workin lol <ryda> thing is, it looked really really gross <milenko> what was it, cumshot? <ryda> im not sure <ryda> but i think it could have been tranny <milenko> dude, YOUR FUCKED
Rangsk: I'm watching a movie and I hit some key by accident... dunno which Mmytacism: haha Rangsk: and all the sudden something seems... not right Rangsk: after about a minute I realize that the sound is going 2x as fast but the video is still going 1x Mmytacism: hahahahaha Rangsk: and I'm like... wtf... why would someone program that as a FEATURE?
<decifer> you should've seen the chicks clawing each other at the beach to get to me when they heard about my 231day uptime
<crum> 1-800-We Are 18 <crum> good number <crum> they were lucky <nem0> yeah, good thing it wasn't We-Are-12 <crum> lol <bryne> i'm sure that's taken, too
<@PSU-Kaikou> <MP3> Unknown Artist - Give it a reach around <MP3> <@PSU-Kaikou> oh FUCK <@PSU-Kaikou> er...disregard that.. <+WSBN-DwarfVader> wtf <+WSBN-DwarfVader> what kind of HOMO music you listening too???
«@rewobo» how do i reset my bios memory? «@sh0ck_SMU» pull the bios chip! «@sh0ck_SMU» then put it back in «@sh0ck_SMU» while the computer is running «@sh0ck_SMU» you have to time it right though!! «@sh0ck_SMU» or else you'll fry something «@rewobo» blah! «@rewobo» i just bend one of those bios chip! «@rewobo» legs «@buzz» rofl!!! «@sh0ck_SMU» HAHAHAHAHH «@rewobo» what's wrong wit pulling the bios chip? «@buzz» YOU DONT PULL OUT BIOS CHIPS «@buzz» THEY STAY ON THE MOBO FOR LIFE!@ «@rewobo» oopz! «@rewobo» no wonder it's so fuken tight!
TaXxXi: Umm...someone in our apartment complex wrote "U Suck Dick" in gold spraypaint on someone's brand new PT Cruiser. weird_aunt_martha: yeah PT cruisers are THAT ugly TaXxXi: I feel bad because I kinda laughed.
«Kenty» I got a chick customer's number today. :) I'm so proud of myself! «fiend`» Saying "Ma'am, I need your home telephone number for acount verification." is not something to be proud of
<+Fung-Ji> @find works?
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* phx^mod looks at isolan thermal management tray <phx^mod> this looks like some serious cooling potential ;) [some time later] <phx^mod> ow <phx^mod> its got serious finger removal potential too :/
<Strimkind> I find programming too picky and precise for me <gauze_> stupid computers doing what you tell them to :/
<Messiah> one day they'll go on about how many cancer killed during whatever time period <Messiah> like we do about the bubonic plague <Messiah> those bastards. <RingLass> yeah <Messiah> i propose we kill all the children <Messiah> so that never happens <RingLass> ... <RingLass> that's a bit like causing the sun to implode because you're prone to sunburns
<Sparky-Steve> UK = 60 million <jpp> I thought it was 85mill or so <jpp> have any plagues recently?