<JPMorgan> sup chris <XulChris> just lovin' my awesome redhat8 os <dann> what do you usually do under linux? <XulChris> idle on irc
<@netnomad> Why do we as human beings listen to depressing music when we're already depressed. <Spock> Misery loves company? <@netnomad> No, that's the explanation for why I'm on IRC.
<chop> My phone was vibrating on the kitchen table <chop> my and my bro are sitting watching TV <chop> we think someone is trying to drill their way through a window <chop> We were running everywhere <chop> I then have the brains to hit the panic buttons <chop> christ <chop> alarm people <chop> jesus <chop> then I see "1 Missed Call"
<GBD> I like you, I like you a lot. <Judge> dude, we have never meant, how can you like me? <GBD> I don't know. I just have no real friends, so I thought maybe you and I could be friends.
<Maxamillion> Im taking this computer class, and it's filled with people like me <Maxamillion> hardcore gamers <Maxamillion> and the teacher asked us to name a type of weapon <Maxamillion> so my friend said "BFG 9000" <Maxamillion> and everyone got the joke <Maxamillion> even the teacher <Yemen> omg... nerds <Maxamillion> i love that class <Yemen> :D
<haz3l> Anyone in here interested in working on a mod? It features advanced gameplay with vehicles as well <toad-> haz3l, yes <toad-> and by yes I meant get the fuck out <haz3l> toad <haz3l> pm
equate976: omg equate976: never equate976: ever equate976: no matter what equate976: ever equate976: use the soap and washcloth method equate976: it feels like i jus beat it with some fiberglass insulation
<GailEn> Cool...finally found a donut i lost 2 months ago..fell behind my tower <HotCarl> i think that clearly violates the 5 second rule
<Para> OH BOY! <Para> i just won a free disney world vacation <Para> all I need to do is pay $99 per person, and buy the plane tickets <Para> wow, what a deal <Para> damn telemarketers
<darknation> wtf <darknation> someone has been searching for dildos on amazon.com with my username
<ErinJane78> I wouldn't ever piss in a men's room... have you SEEN them? <Blaxthos> yea... I usually try to contribute to the vileness <Blaxthos> i remember in middle school, at the gym <Blaxthos> i got in the habit of going into the men's room and pissing on the toilet paper <Blaxthos> after a few rounds the P.E. coaches put the men's room on 24 hr lockdown <Blaxthos> so i took to pissing in P.E. lockers during classes <Blaxthos> they tried like hell to catch me, but i was too slick <Blaxthos> so they finally got tired of it and re-opened the men's room <Blaxthos> so i could return to pissin on the paper towels/ asswipe
<b-ho> asian teen with cam here willing to show in netmeeting for all-male porn download in real player format
<mhardyx> temporarily <mhardyx> left one is either going to be shortened or removed <mhardyx> and the right one is coming off so they can take the screw out <[Bardell]> IS HE TALKING ABOUT HIS BALLS!?!?!
<freestyle> whats rhe best site 4 soccer transfers??? <|-|00PsTa> www.metco.com <freestyle> metco? <|-|00PsTa> freestyle: movements euro transfers co operation <freestyle> thanks! <freestyle> DR. BROSS PROFESSIONAL COMPLETE <freestyle> PENIS ENLARGEMENT SYSTEM <freestyle> FUCK YOU U GAY FREAK!
<|-|00PsTa> sup spikey <Da-cHeF> lo lo <|-|00PsTa> does your mom live in uk too? <Da-cHeF> 50% london, 50% athens <|-|00PsTa> she commutes daily?? <Da-cHeF> heh <Da-cHeF> no <Da-cHeF> she lives 50/50 <|-|00PsTa> u mean shes almost dead? <Da-cHeF> errm no
<Skum> had a nigerian woman try and take me home, which was amusing <Mendez> did she use the chatup line "my brother, the former economic minister recently died in suspicious circumstances but before he died..."
<ViRuS[afk]> you guys ever get that feeling while youre having a piss, and you think "if I was asleep right now, and this was a dream, I'd be wetting myself", and think you might be dreaming and freak out? <ViRuS[afk]> cmon nobody has ever had that feeling? <ViRuS[afk]> jesus christ I just made a dick of myself, didnt I? :
<jimiw> billy put on channel 10 <jimiw> too late <Evil_One> w00t! <Evil_One> I don't have to get up!
<dsherret> :( <dsherret> hey i never noticed this till now if u look at :) on its side u can see a face <dsherret> tilt ur head to the left and see a happy face :)
*** EvilikkiN has quit IRC (Quit: I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them)
<skiniminigirl> I wonder if a tall girl will shirnk if you throw her into the dryer <Mike_Works> I wonder if a short girl will drown if you throw her in the washer
<Dregneck> i dont find sperm perverted <Dregneck> at least my girlfriend doesnt <Dregneck> :) <Boro> :P <Dregneck> boro knows exactly what i mean lol <Dregneck> look at that tongue of him <Dregneck> :) * Boro looks aorund innocently
<Panadol> have any of you guys tried double sided table as a mouse feet replacement? <VooDoo> that might not work <VooDoo> but feel free to try it
* Mark is away: out to dinner with potential women :D <Jon-> just need the operation eh?
<My`Albanian`Ass> he said, "all i know is i have a cable modem next to me with lights" <Ari`s^Stuff> oh it has lights? bonus
<xjeff> the other day a tree almost fall on my house! <Mithandir> damn <xjeff> a big tree <Mithandir> better luck next time
<zero|afk> I'M A COMPUTER NERD LOOKING FOR SOMEWHERE TO POKE MY DICK IM NOT TOO SPECIFIC. PLZ RESPOND
<Spazz> I've been voting down submissions on bash.org <Spazz> I hate it when people send their own fawking punchlines. <Gyokuran> XD <Spazz> NEVER send your own quote. <Spazz> Unless you're not saying the punchline. <Gyokuran> Hey, that would be a decent one <Spazz> It'd make a better bumper sticker. <Spazz> Then I could wrap it around a pipe and beat those people up with it. :D <Gyokuran> >: <Spazz> xD
<zero|b5> you know those pimples you get three inches inside your rectum that itch and you have to reach in and scratch them out? thats what you are. <loretian> Your know the puss that comes out when you pop those pimples? That's what you drink. <zero|b5> ha. so you say as you ride around in a motorized wheelchair with drool flowing down your chin thumping yourself on the chest and saying "AUUUUUU AUUUUUUUUUUUUU" with all the kids behind you shouting TARD TARD TARD
<aen> I am so hungry. <aen> Germs are shitting in my mouth. <aen> And I can taste it. <evilbob> oh. I misread that as Germans
<sdgsdg> this microsoft natural keyboard is like smart or something <DrgdHmstr> its posessed <sdgsdg> a few times already it hasnt pressed enter when I wasnt sure if I wanted to press enter or not <sdgsdg> It like gives yyou a second chance
* Sock_Monkee deletes some games <Sock_Monkee> w00t.....freed over a gig <Sock_Monkee> fucking sim theme park and jedi knight and q3 <Sock_Monkee> ! <Sock_Monkee> my porn was in q3!
<gas> games are getting too confusing now. what ever happened to click and shoot. now the key board doesn't have enough buttons to give command, have to use combos like ctrl + shift + right click + masturbate = move forward.
<precid> hardcore doggystyle on tv <precid> brb <antiuser> o_O <antiuser> PRECID IS WANKING! <precid> wow those nips are like an inch long <antiuser> spare us from your one handed typing mate
<vic> isn't the jackass movie what got a kid to burn himself <Hypnotoad> well nothing makes you do things to yourself...but if he copyed it then prolly is jackass yea :) <Hypnotoad> have to be very fucking dumb...like G. Bush st00pid to copy the things they do <Hypnotoad> feeding aligators with your arse isnt something i would copy :D..nor is getting shot with a .12 gauge riot gun <Gothmog> darwin's spinning in his grave about now :)
tom: lol tom: bbspot rocks tom: http://www.kiddiekingdom.com/media/apr02/mpg/ 2yr_sucks_dad.mpg tom: err tom: fuck tom: http://www.bbspot.com/News/2002/11/fired.html
<KutDrop> there's not much worse than IRC porn spammers with bad English skills. <KutDrop> I'm sick of claiming to the top of my orgasms. <@Habeeb> hahahha <@Habeeb> that is great KutDrop <KutDrop> I don't want to claim them. I want to HAVE them. <KutDrop> : <roto> can you buy them on ebay? <KutDrop> I'm sure in some indirect way, yes. <roto> cool
<akamagikman> do u no a realy good server other then criten to get pc games <snacky> all you have to do is <snacky> /join #staff <snacky> then say "give me the warez" <snacky> just keep saying "give me the warez" and they'll know you're a serious customer <akamagikman> ok im in <akamagikman> now i just type give me the warez <snacky> remember, be persistant <snacky> yeah -:- SignOff akamagikman: #Ragol (Killed (Tae|biking|quadsux (This isn't a warez channel, you idiot)))
<Shuzin> Stupid junk e-mail. <Shuzin> Why would I want to get the porn OFF my PC when I bought all that film and went to all the trouble of hiding in the bushes?
<DarthSemiAway> man, I passed a church the other day who had something like "Not Christian?" on the top line of their board outside, and on the line below it, it said "Dude, you're going to Hell!" Seriously.
<Kasugai> Neu[Mann], so is C_Rdd working on a template, or should I? <Smerdyakov> Oh, yes, let's be careful not to DUPLICATE THE 10 MINUTES OF WORK <Smerdyakov> That would RAPE THE UNIVERSE BY ITS VERY SEAMS OF EXISTENCE
<009> no... i mean, what is the ascii value of the number 10?? <009> like for space its 32 <009> for l its 76 <poo_al> yes i know what you mean <009> therefore, what's for the number 10??? <poo_al> 10 is a line feed <009> I DON'T MEAN WHAT WILL GIVE ME FOR THE VALUE OF 10... <poo_al> then what do you mean? <009> I WANT THE ASCII VALUE WHICH WILL GIVE ME A NUMBER 10
<StuGhattz> have you ever had a shit take so much out of you that you needed to lie down after? <flawed> no, but tell me more.. i'm getting turned on <Linkadmin> StuGhattz: I had a nosebleed on the shitter once <Linkadmin> from pushing so hard
<@DocGonzo> yeh, my gf + monitor was 109lbs <@DocGonzo> and it wasnt even trinitron <usunoro> your gf weighs like 60lb? <usunoro> she's TINY <@DocGonzo> er, i mean g4
<_skitzo_> i need to start getting morning head <_skitzo_> anti, want a job? <+antiroach> ya i want a job <+antiroach> oh wait
<Luigi30> let's play pong <Luigi30> | . <pagefault> pong <Luigi30> just go like " .| <smcn> no <Luigi30> :( <VirtuaIce> SORRY THIS IS A SIMULATION AND IS NOT ALLOWED X-O <Luigi30> ? <VirtuaIce> (MAME reference) <Luigi30> oh <Luigi30> let's play arkanoid then <Luigi30> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO <Luigi30> <Luigi30> <Luigi30> . <Luigi30> ______