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#44677 [ + | - ] 230
<Killrbyte> In Oregon, they give food stamps on a debit-type
card, called the Oregen Trail card.  But they're given in two
ways: Either Cash or Food.  If its Food, then they can only
buy Food with it, if its Cash (Which is rare), then they can
anything, or even just cash out the card when it gets
recharged automatically.  I'm not sure who gets which, but I
know my tax money goes to it.
<Prozzy> The Oregeon Trail Card, do you have to shoot buffalo
also if you have the card? What about your family, if they're
starving or dying, can you just take them out back and shoot
them?
<qrg> whev youve nearly run out of credit on your oregon trail
card do you get to take a raft ride
<arse-poet> i love the really old school oregon trail game,
where you go hunting and you like shoot a pixel at a blob of
pixels representing a buffalo
<Prozzy> I know when I carry around my Orgeon Trail Card,
Indians come out of nowhere and shoot arrows at my car
#44674 [ + | - ] 473
<R0SS1> theres a new technology place in my city and i know a
couple of dudes who are gonna steal some tv's from it...some
sony 45inch flat panel hdtv plasma diplay tv's
<R0SS1> seriously
<R0SS1> i'm gonna get one for cheap ass fuck
<R0SS1> as
<R0SS1> lol
<here4ever> lol
<Bearxor> lol
#44664 [ + | - ] 200
(SaMaNtHa^) as long as you're not attracted to chipmunks
(MarK^MacLeaN) i'm not
(MarK^MacLeaN) except for that whole chipmunk raping incident
(MarK^MacLeaN) poor lil guy
(MarK^MacLeaN) girl girl.. i mean girl lol
(SaMaNtHa^) homosexuality and beastiality all rolled into one
(MarK^MacLeaN) yeah it was a tough year
#44657 [ + | - ] 539
<+Spazz> Oh, man.  I feel bad now.
<+Spazz> I thought my cat had a scab on its belly.
<+Spazz> So I've been picking at it.
<+Spazz> Turns out, it's his nipple.  X.x
#44654 [ + | - ] 163
<Xalot> Can Anyone here Help me, I put a CD into my Player and
It makes a Weird Noice. but no Sound..?..Anyone?..
<Notice> Is there a Sound Card in there?..As in the
Computer?..
<Xalot> ..No...
<Notice> well..think about it
* Xalot (Xalot@h24-71-124-70.ss.shawcable.net) Quit (Read
error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))
#44642 [ + | - ] 193
<chronic1> damn, that chatroom is about as active as my
grandma
<Teakk> chronic1: must be pretty active then
<Teakk> cause i KNOW your grandma...and DAMN
#44641 [ + | - ] 75
<Saralou023> its a veteran computer......i think mines got a
virus
<CamboniMachine> dont u have norton or something like that?
<Saralou023> a norton? ......is that a type of computer?
#44640 [ + | - ] 2
<cappicard> whew... got that splinter out.
<VicViper> cappicard: wooden keyboard?
<Apollo-> VicViper: No, I think he was playing with his wooden
dildo
<VicViper> hehe
<Apollo-> good thing he was stroking it with his hand and not
ramming it in his ass
<Apollo-> it'd been a little tougher getting a splinter out of
his ass
#44638 [ + | - ] 305
cranky> I upgraded to the internet 8.0 as soon as AOL released
it
#44636 [ + | - ] 119
<aum> real hackers don't use Mozilla, they don't even use
links or lynx
<aum> *real* hackers surf the web with 'telnet somehost.com
80'
#44635 [ + | - ] 245
<TFA|MikeRotch> it's that Yamaha CRW-D1
<TFA|MikeRotch> F1 I ean
<TFA|MikeRotch> mwena
<TFA|MikeRotch> god damn
<TFA|MikeRotch> my fingers are getting to dat
<TFA|MikeRotch> fat
<TFA|MikeRotch> I need to go on a diet just so I can type
properly on IRC
<TFA|FulDog> haha
<v3ktor> rofl
#44624 [ + | - ] 149
<|sM|Giga-Dogbert> it doesnt work
<+Yeti> .. What doesnt work
<GBL|InfamousGadget> <img src="http://site">  or [img]http://
site[/img]
<GBL|InfamousGadget> did you post it somewhere?
<|sM|Giga-Dogbert> C:\My Documents\My Received Files\
dogbert1.jpg
#44620 [ + | - ] 225
--> heha (cyber@????????.ipt.aol.com) has joined #linux
--- YeahBabY sets ban on *!*@*.aol.???
<-- Crikey has kicked heha from #linux (banned: Too many
problems with AOL.  Use another ISP.  Permban)
<thinko> nice ban, covers those pesky aol.mil ppl too
#44612 [ + | - ] 872
One fine day in #support on GamesNET...
<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Name of channel please.
<+[d20]Gau> Clan:  Covert Underground Neutralization Team  #
CUNT
<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: Sorry but thats an unacceptable channel
name.
<+[d20]Gau> ?  Is it too short?
<@Phobius> [d20]Gau: No its the word "cunt"
<+[d20]Gau> "cunt"? Ohhhh goodness That's another word for a
woman's vagina, isn't it
<+[d20]Gau> How about The War Against Terrorism? #twat
<@Phobius> !#twat reg [d20]Gau
#44606 [ + | - ] 336
<ryche> my sister hangs around with these slut friends who
blow guys at school and they won't even give me a minute of
their day :
<ryche> maybe i'm not offering enough....doesn't $0.05 sound
fair or not for a bj?
<FunG> yep
<FunG> a nickel per inch sounds reasonable
#44594 [ + | - ] 379
dragon9995: oh man
dragon9995: you know last night when I told you that I was
going to rape your mom or something like that?  apparently I
left it on the screen and my mom saw it and didn't think it
was a joke
dragon9995: she just came in here and freaked out out at me
dragon9995: holy shit
dragon9995: she like started crying and she thinks I'm a
rapist
#44588 [ + | - ] 114
<jonathans> the national anthem of retardia
<physikal> yeah... oh say can you learn how to read...
<issuez> retardia
<jonathans> sorry
<jonathans> mentally-challengiaria
<issuez> thank you.
#44587 [ + | - ] 531
<wildkarrdex> I ALWAYS THOUGHT A GREAT WAY TO KILL YOURSELF
<wildkarrdex> WOULD BE TO RUN INTO A CROWDED ROOM
<wildkarrdex> SCREAM "I'M HIV POSITIVE"
<wildkarrdex> THEN SHOOT YOURSELF IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOTGUN
#44584 [ + | - ] 878
<+Fastolfe> or do a googel[1] search for "perl windows"
<+Fastolfe> [1] oops, typo, meant google
<+wog> Ooo. I should get in the habit of footnoting my typos
like that.
<+Azhrarn> hah
#44574 [ + | - ] 290
Kitsa> we had a kid bake ex-lax pot brownies and give them to
a teacher
<Kitsa> he had the shits but he was pretty happy about it
#44566 [ + | - ] 357
<Paddy> well hello there
<Nyte> DIE INSOLENT WENCH
<Paddy> ok
* Paddy dies
* Paddy 's corpse begins to rot
* Nyte-ddr begins humping it.
<Paddy> umm
<Paddy> thats just wrong
<Nyte-ddr> but it feels so right
*** Signoff: Paddy (Quit: )
#44562 [ + | - ] 270
<tak> you are like a huggies diaper.. always on someones ass,
and constantly full of shit
#44550 [ + | - ] 54
<squall999991> whats a psx
<squall999991> what the psx look like
<squall999991> hey so is the psx beter than the playstation
#44545 [ + | - ] 530
<BobTheGoat> Sorry I can't talk cause I gotta be up by $rand
(5-8):00 tomorrow
<BobTheGoat> damn
#44543 [ + | - ] 40
<spd_dmn> theres a fucking .doc
<spd_dmn> read it?
<WillaCuz> reading is for faggots
<pagan> spoken like a true black man WillaCuz
#44539 [ + | - ] 88
[uid48:#humblefxp SEX]
[uid48:#humblefxp SEX]
<dj|black> [N] uid48 has requested a channel SEX on #humbleFXP
at 3:11pm.
<dj|black> :)
<Zoogle> chanel sex, eh?
<Zoogle> with 40 males and 15 bots
<Zoogle> [sarcasm] as tempting as that may sound [/sarcasm]
I'll pass on that opportunity
#44537 [ + | - ] 174
<xcabbage> C++ takes forever to compile
<richardt> xcabbage: you are referring to C++'s built-in
coffee-refill time
<richardt> it's a feature.
<richardt> with C, there's no time.
#44536 [ + | - ] 310
<Daishi> ...
<Daishi> there should really be a "-" like there is a "+" on
irc
<Daishi> too let people know they suck
#44534 [ + | - ] 648
<arpee> um
<arpee> i have a charge on my account from 11/12/02
<arpee> oh
<arpee> i guess that's the next business day
<arpee> nevermind
<arpee> i was afraid people from the future were stealing my
money
#44425 [ + | - ] 349
<jane1980> hey juan...I have a question?
<guanosan> ok?...shoot.
<jane1980> err...I was thinking...what's the fastest speed a
person can have sex without stopping?
<guanosan> hahah... probably 68, because when you reach 69,
you stop and turn around >8D
<jane1980> asshole  LMFAO
#44414 [ + | - ] 340
* Ainslee is back -( cemetery )- gone 1 hr 3 min 29 s
<Kajun> Pickup or delivery?
#44411 [ + | - ] -9
<daralc> going to bed, night
* daralc is now known as daralc|zZZ
<daralc|zZZ> hmm
<daralc|zZZ> i think something is fucked
<daralc|zZZ> winamp has to buffer shit ..for atleast 5 seconds
..that is on the harddrive
<iHarrison> Hah!
<Aaron> thats a good indication i think.
<iHarrison> So much for sleeping, daralc!
#44373 [ + | - ] 137
<Guff> .l
<Guff> lol
<HipPriest> LOL@guff having a /l command
#44340 [ + | - ] 218
<manos> dude i found a website with some cool java aplets
<placid> xmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
<placid> url?
<manos> C:\program files\anfy\applets.htm
<placid> get a life
<manos> ?
#44332 [ + | - ] 198
<Zeeker> God, I wish I can make this text larger
<Feren> I can smell new spam thanks to Zeek.  "Increase your
font size three inches with this miracle pill!"
#44305 [ + | - ] 489
* Joins: Niro77
<Niro77> hi
<Niro77> anyone here?
<Niro77> ...
* Niro77 yawns
<Niro77> hellloooooo
<Niro77> Am I talking to myself?
<Niro77> you know.. the C in IRC means "chat"
<@quake> and the IR means "shut the fuck up, we're idling in
this ".
#44304 [ + | - ] 311
Wan Xion: last night I created an array search that is O(log
base 4 n) I wonder if it's been done before
KarpenkoSoup: Probably.
Wan Xion: yeah
Wan Xion: it's s simple concept
Wan Xion: you just use 3 pivots
KarpenkoSoup: There are people who fuck chickens. I'm pretty
sure someone's written a search with O(log base 4 n) runtime.
#44297 [ + | - ] -80
<DonThorino> en der kan låne mig en cd-key
<FeliX> 1. English only
<FeliX> 2. Warez is not allowed
<FeliX> 3. Good bye
* FeliX sets mode: +b DonThorino!
*abw@0x503e007e.albnxx8.adsl.tele.dk
* DonThorino was kicked by FeliX (DonThorino)
#44296 [ + | - ] 260
<Wolfer> kbhit: How can we help you?
<kbhit> wolfer, deop chanserv in #outlawz
<kbhit> he's not a member
<kbhit> and he keeps getting oped
#44295 [ + | - ] 327
<@Stapler[BTEG]> I'll be 19 in exactly one month.
<+Stinger> Stapler[BTEG]: whens your birthday?
<@Stapler[BTEG]> Stinger: Add one month.
#44293 [ + | - ] 32
<^CK]IR[> i get my games from efnet
<[UpK]ELYX1R]IR[> www.efnet.com?
#44287 [ + | - ] 19
<Genome> im getting emacs for windows
<Genome> this should be worth a laugh
<SirLudicrus> oh my god
<SirLudicrus> that's like getting a pinto engine for your
ferrari
#44283 [ + | - ] 299
* mike23 joined #mircscripts.org
<mike23> can anyone tell me a website for mircscripts and
addons ?
#44279 [ + | - ] 434
* Switzerland has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<SteveTheNormalGuy> HE'S GOING FOR COUNTRIES NOW!
<SteveTheNormalGuy> HE GOT SWITZERLAND
#44266 [ + | - ] 776
<MiniMizer> Can you spell GEY?!?
#44262 [ + | - ] 316
Dervish: I want boxer shorts that have text " Geek inside" in
the front =)
plan-9: why? noone will ever see that
#44243 [ + | - ] 303
<Martel> i'm naked
<gotenks> i'm disgusted
#44232 [ + | - ] 200
[JaymoFish] I can change jumper settings on my HDs via BIOS
right?
[Ben`] nope
[JaymoFish] thats gay
[Ben`] no, you're gay for not having them set right in the
first place :P
[JaymoFish] no
[JaymoFish] they're set in right
[JaymoFish] but to make an ext. HD
[JaymoFish] you gotta set it to Master inside a computer
[JaymoFish] then take it out
[Ben`] dude
[Ben`] you'll need to pull it out anyway to make it an
EXTERNAL hard drive
[Ben`] Won't YOU!
[JaymoFish] oh yeah
[JaymoFish] damnit
#44231 [ + | - ] 244
<pHluid-> And that theoretical cap of 12k/sec, I've never seen
it. 8k/sec is the tops I ever saw moving text around, except
for that one mystical time when the moon was aligned properly.
:
<Tom> sometimes if I drink goats blood thats still warm and
cut fresh from the goat I get 800k/s
<datacide> i have sacrificed virgins and managed an extra 0.1
kb/s
<datacide> in the end i decided it is better to defile them
<datacide> gives you more on the long run
<pHluid-> datacide: That's because virgins create line noise.
#44230 [ + | - ] 146
<+Arminas> ffs, i fucking hate auto get sometimes, why ppl
feel the need to send me gay porn other stupid shit is beyond
me
<+Arminas> it might of been funny like 4months ago but now it
pisses me off cause when i host ftp's i share my dcc directory
get ppl like "i didn't know you were gay?"