<snowzone> well that's weird. i just got memory access violations from a windows program and it DIDN'T crash... <Olafsson> it violated another program but the other program must have liked it..
<Setups> my mom called my dad "do this hand" <Setups> she meant nail polish <Setups> and hes like "no i dont want to" <Setups> and im like <Setups> "go ahead dad, you have alot of experience with doing hands" <Setups> then hes like <Setups> "dont think i cant hear you at night" <Setups> and i shutted up :(
<AoENIGma> my mom thought you were a girl when i said your T2 name was harvey <Harvey> your mom is fuckin retarded
<ap> i have this new way of jacking off now. i blow my load on notebook paper. then just make a paper airplane and fly it out my window
<Pi> Violence solves everything. <Pi> If you have a problem that violence doesn't solve, then you're not using enough of it.
<buzgub> so what you actually wanted to do was change doom? <damnerror> yes <damnerror> I didnt know it was C <damnerror> I thought most games were written in Macromedia
<forsaken> wjer i at glemm sjoumd hav goe to 3 0 brwnloa thing <forsaken> am a bit too drunk i thikn' <forsaken> no i went to the brwnlow thin at gelnn $20 all u can drink spirits ma fuck,ed <forsaken> i can only type one eye it i type 2 it goes all blurre >??~!>
<kylev> i was tryin to fix this computer <kylev> the power supply fan was buzzin funny, and it wouldent post <kylev> so i said somethins busted, and the computer is shot, and he got pissed, punched it and now it works fine
<MattV> Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, and F are the letters for bra sizes? <MattV> If you've wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it's about time you were informed! <MattV> A- Almost boobs <MattV> B- Barely there <MattV> C- Can't complain! <MattV> D- Damn! <MattV> DD- Double damn! <MattV> E- Enormous! <MattV> F- Fake.
<cHEMx> anyone got any clue where to find kids games? <Zoogle> seducing the wee lil' ones again, eh cHEMx?
<Yukanojo> "Before departing for Japan, successful candidates receive written materials about the Programme along with a Japanese language text and tapes." <Yukanojo> GOOD LORD <Yukanojo> That's like dropping you into the middle of the vietnam war with a stick and a fork
<QuaKed_Oatmeal> Chop Suey > U! <kiro> chop suey not as good as you say <QuaKed_Oatmeal> yes <QuaKed_Oatmeal> It is greater than you. <kiro> fuck you <Shatai> Man, Kyle is not greater than much. I am sure, from your analysis, that there are complementary packets of ketchup in fast-food restaurants that are "greater than" Kyle. *** kiro has quit IRC <QuaKed_Oatmeal> rofl <Shatai> =^
<Dan|Out> my cat is using the toilet methinks <ph`> cool <ph`> make a video <ph`> with some close ups <Reverend_Julian> you'll make money <SoM> I need to take a shower <ph`> cool <ph`> make a video <ph`> with some close ups <Reverend_Julian> you'll make money
<CyberBotX> did you know, Alt+Z makes your text go backwards. <CyberBotX> .ereh ti did i ?ees *** Kuraj[Away] (Kuraj@20A3E922.B822F138.49AB8999.IP) has left #bobandgeorge *** Megami (Yasuragi@peacefulhaven-3342CAB4.tampabay.rr.com) has left #bobandgeorge <Lady_Vahn|Balloon_Fight> !seod ti, looc yeh
(mellly) i got ready to go out last night, and as i was leaving dad was coming in the door. he said "the bitch is ready for some action". i say "actually dad i'm not getting any action". he says "melissa, i was talking about the new plow i just put on the truck."
<nafetsta> i am confused <nafetsta> i am like downloading pr0n - with like 500 kb/s <nafetsta> so i was wondering if i should knock on my neighbours door and go like "thanks for sharing dude"
<Psy> how many MB in a Gig again? <seafoodgod> 1024 <bobAkirafett> yea <Psy> jesus wept <[Bryan]> seafoodgod: But it's kind of funny because some Hard Drive manufacturers would say that 1 gigabyte would equal 1000 megabytes of data instead of 1024. <seafoodgod> well, when you install the supposedly 80gb drive and it comes up 74.6gb, you know they're fucking morons <[Bryan]> seafoodgod: zactly my point. <seafoodgod> and lying bastards. but they cover their asses quite well: "up to 80gb" whatever the fuck that means <[Bryan]> seafoodgod: Sure some of that goes to the partion table and indexes and all that fun stuff.. but..err.... <seafoodgod> i just want to know where the other 5.4gb went. what? did it go to a fucking party while i was formatting? did it go out to play golf and lose it's keys in a hazzard and have to spend the night over at a friend's drive? <bobAkirafett> lol <seafoodgod> that bastard 5.4 gig never cleans up after itself, either. never mows the grass or does the dishes or takes out the fucking trash <seafoodgod> maybe i'm better off without it. YOU HEAR ME 5.4 GB!!!! I DON'T NEED YOU!!!!
<Ryan_Singer> hello everyone...GOP took GA too <Ryan_Singer> first republican governor since 1872 <waffle[out]> time to enter my bunker and ride out the next 2 years <waffle[out]> please god let bush not be president when I leave it <Ryan_Singer> The place I interned at last summer might not exist next summer <waffle[out]> Iraq? <Ryan_Singer> The Georgia Technology Authority, the new governor said on the radio he wants it gone
<athie`away> there is nothing wrong with touching yourself especially if you havent had and never will have sex
<ranger> every single quote is about homosexuality? the US q3 scene worries me :>
<UnKn|ilc|n1rv> If i was a really good artist, i would just draw pictures of naked women and beat off to them
[+NekoGirl]: bored evening [+NekoGirl]: guess ill get the cell phone, stick it on the panties and call till the bat runs out ..
<soulsuckingharpy> once i walked in on my mother fucking a clown <killingtime> did like 20 clowns come out afterwards and do somersaults?
Chibinaeko: OH OH!!! Tell me what a boygasm feels like!!!! azurerenraku: Too hard to explain Chibinaeko: would you try for a scooby snack?
<@Fat-Burrick> I spent the entire day being normal, now that I'm home, I just want to duct tape fuzzy green pipe cleaners to my head, turn on the strobe, take off my clothes, and IRC.
taintedepitome: its sad i am RAWK: what? taintedepitome: when a boy wants ebola more than he wants you
(trich): man, I'm bored (slippy^): this is accepted already by the fact you're on irc (slippy^): mind when i do something interesting i tend to come on irc to tell everybody
<bytraper> I went to a strip club with my buddy.... anyway a friend of his chicks see's him there... and phones her up and tells her... she fires up and rocks up and grabs him by the hair and drags him out... anyway I figure im there so I may as well keep drinking... anyway 5 minutes later she's on the phone to my chick telling her Im there getting sex and guess who rocks up 5 minutes later??
<Cav> cant sleep, sodomising storm arse goblins are out to get me! <Rudeboi> cav: apparently they read bash.org and smokeyou.org, and didn't want a 'used' arse <Cav> hey, your just jealous cause im younger and have been laid more by the storm goblins :P
<@david_bowie> `I just popped the biggest zit known to man <@david_bowie> it splattered ALL over the mirror <@david_bowie> this wasn't the normal whitehead popping either <@david_bowie> it was like, a penis came out of my eyebrow and came all over the place
<skelter_john> the last challenge involved swimming in icy water, two of them chickened out because it was too cold <suprdav> bet the nipples would cut glass <u`creep> THAT should be the challenge
<zeno> we need to take out saddam <SirSpic> i say they just send a bunch of black guys over <enclaved> i say you shut the fuck up <enclaved> before you say something that i consider out of line. <RageFury> SirSpic: And what the hell would the black people do? Introduce Iraq to Welfare, basketball and hot sauce? <RageFury> SirSpic: Don't mind enclaved. he's probably pissed because the towelheads at 7-11 didn't heat up his hot dog all the way through.
Davo: i made a carrot cake once. Davo: no-one told me you had to grate the carrots i put em in whole DW: hahahahahahaha Davo: they got burnt black sticking outta top Davo: looked like a birthday cake holocaust
<JohnnyZZ> my friend use to put his cat in a pillowcase and throw it down the stairs when we were little. the cat's name was Oscar. i use to to call him Oscar the grouch, because he was grouchy a lot of the time. <Padijun> Maybe he was grouchy because you fucking threw it down the stairs in a pillowcase, genius.
<Jezabel-n-hell> im in a size 7 jeans now <TheMusclesFromBrussels> no you're not. <Jezabel-n-hell> my ass looks bangin <TheMusclesFromBrussels> no it isn't <Jezabel-n-hell> i stopped traffic today <TheMusclesFromBrussels> Jezabel-n-hell: it was probably near a red light
<jamao> cat shit on floor today <ePINOY[LH]Keitaro> you find out which one? lol <jamao> twice, either that or each one went once <jamao> nope <ePINOY[LH]Keitaro> sniff your cats bungholes, i'm sure you'll find out quick lol <jamao> i tried that already <jamao> 8| <ePINOY[LH]Keitaro> .... <ePINOY[LH]Keitaro> i was joking, but ok haha
<Firemoth> Anyone know how long a male bird will usually go out looking for food? <milenko> Firemoth: spose it depends on what bird <Firemoth> Plover. <Firemoth> We've got a female bird here with 4 babies, the dad's been gone all day and hasn't come back yet. <milenko> Firemoth: get the female to apply for social security
Wayfarer[GX] has joined the channel. <Wayfarer[GX> wow, takes a few minutes to connect to chat :( But it sure is nice to be here :) <MrMac> Wayfarer: only happens to me when going through a NAT <MrMac> through direct its fine * Wayfarer[GX] doesn't do nat <Wayfarer[GX]> wots NAT? <MrMac> Network Address Translation <Wayfarer[GX]> But mines english :) <Wayfarer[GX]> it doesn't need translation
<@Porn-Star> (OS) Windows XP Home Edition (5.1 - 2600), (installed for) 40w 1d 13h 12m, (uptime) 2d 3h 50m 28s, (record) 3d 11h 6m 1s <@Cheez> (OS) Windows XP Professional, Service Pack 1 (5.1 - 2600), (installed for) 6d 7h 2m, (uptime) 13m 2s, (record) 16h 31m 43s <@Porn-Star> 16hrs <@Porn-Star> tee hee * @Cheez shrugs <@Cheez> its only on when im using it <@Porn-Star> scary enough, so's mine
<Chimerasame> rap would be so cool if it were like <Chimerasame> ~i enjoy large posteriors, and i do not possess the ability to fabricate statements <imaginari> it is entirely nothing but a g thing, infant <Chimerasame> please allow me to view your skimpy undergarment, skimpy undergarment, skimpy undergarment, skimpy undergarment
<blade[fd]> i have this damn hole in my lips <stolenrims|fd> yeah, that's your mouth
<ShenLong45> anyone know where to get a texture map of the planet earth, neptune and uranus? <mikesch> heh, texture map of uranus... * mikesch dies.