ComTraXG3: i dont usually shave... but i got a haircut a couple of weeks ago, which was the first haircut ive had in almost a year. Now i have short hair and my beard looked dumb, so I shaved it off. ocaJ+: Did you also get a new set of dice for D&D?
<eurotrash> ok, wouldn't '/bind ^w next' bind ctrl-w to next window? <eurotrash> heh <eurotrash> err, I just u||bou||d my || key <eurotrash> by mistake <eurotrash> this sucks <IceKarma> eurotrash: because there are several things that start with "next" <IceKarma> eurotrash: just saying 'next' on its own isn't enough <eurotrash> heh, IceKarma must teach me this bi||d key stuff
<Nate> NathanG - just a tip - on that factory8.com page, you spelled "their" worng. <cyn> Nate: just a tip - on that last line, you spelled "wrong" wrong
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<fo0bar> "Thank you for calling SBC Nevada Bell DSL help. If your cupholder is broken, please press 1. If you want an actual knowledgable support person, pleas enter the IP representation of a /28 netmask
<Cloud> whenever i try to submit my password, it says my pass is already registered <Cloud> cant find out whats wrong <Tranks> /msg nickserv idenitfy <password> <Cloud> hmmm... <Cloud> strange <Cloud> it said it isnt registered <Cloud> although i keep saying register it <Cloud> brb, lemme restart mirc * Cloud has quit IRC * Cloud has joined #radio <Cloud> it keeps saying my password is incorrect! <Cloud> hey it worked <Cloud> kept typing in <> around my password
(@ian) my neighbor must have been like 5 or 6 yrs old (@ian) and i was in like 4th grade (@ian) so my friend (who lives on the other side of this kid) (@ian) we drank some cokes (@ian) and we were bored (@ian) so we went out in the woods and pissed inside one of the cans (@ian) and between both of us we like filled it up (@ian) so then we were like hey justin.... this pop is warm i don't want it (@ian) OK LEFT M3 HAFT IT PWEEZE! (@ian) THIF TAFTE LAIK PISS KTHX (@ian) *drinks some more* (@ian) GROSS (@ian) throws it down (@ian) YOU GUYS SUCK (@ian) *leaves* (@ian) then his mom got all pissed off (@ian) now that i think about it (@ian) it's bad enough to drink a pop can that 2 other people's dicks have been on (@ian) despite the fact that he drank half a coke can of piss
<[RUA]WoRm|`gayNINJA`> wtf did u do on a mac <[RUA]Mibby> look at porn <[RUA]Mibby> porn is all their is <[RUA]Mibby> not like there are games <[RUA]WoRm|`gayNINJA`> and since it was a mac, its only capable of gay porn <[RUA]Mibby> hahah <[RUA]Mibby> yea
<@kmad> yah im switching majors <@mr420> so whats your new major <@kmad> English <@mr420> yuch <@ChAmP> o.O <@mr420> from what <@kmad> cpsc <@kmad> so boring and stupid <@ChAmP> english is boringer
<Theogony> must not like trick or treaters <phr0work> I didn't get ny <phr0work> fucking kids <Theogony> at least that greatly reduced the possibility of a lawsuit <phr0work> hehe <phr0work> also greatly reduced my chances of getting laid <phr0work> kids in shitty costumes can't run worth a fuck
<_ry0suke_> Select [128kbps 44100Hz 02:32min] Mary-kate & Ashley Olsen & Fri - Hugged by you <_ry0suke_> THIS SONG REMINDS ME OF YOU GODEDRP <godedrp> :) <_ry0suke_> Select [128kbps 44100Hz 01:02min] Anal Cunt - Your kid commited suicide because you suck <_ry0suke_> SO DOES THIS ONE STRANGELY
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<StarlightShine> I have a sore stiff hand and a sore mouth :( <InvalidUser> *snicker* <StarlightShine> I got my trombone yesterday,
<Frank> Dude, I Just came back from the gamers guild! <Eli> Yea, And? <Frank> The Owner is Like 80, And He was hitting on me! <Eli> Dude, Thats Like Necrophilia, Except, He's not dead yet!
<shapr> whoa, my erc mode line is [#h,#e,#l,#p], I think my computer is trying to send me subliminal messages.
<shapr> how do I correctly display two byte fonts? <liiwi> you take the first byte and display it <liiwi> then you take the other byte and display it
<slippy^> i am evi| <mr-cow> what you done now? <slippy^> well <slippy^> i had a thought. <slippy^> sat on my desk is a "clients" pc <slippy^> would it be wrong of me to install something that screwed it every few months, thus insuring work? * slippy^ installs win98
<SA-Magic> urgh, need food, but too tired to bother <SA-NiteFox> Shake your keyboard upside down over your mouth. <SA-NiteFox> It's kept me alive all these years. <SA-Magic> nah, its ful of dirt and pubes <SA-Magic> im not eating myself, so to speak <SA-NiteFox> Okay, I do not want to ask how they got there... <SA-Thrillias> Full of... pubes? <SA-Magic> uhk, the dirt is jsut from usage <SA-Magic> not MY pubes, surely <SA-NiteFox> EVEN WORSE!
<Gerudo> i just thought of something <Gerudo> after eating some fun-size candy, i have a question... <Gerudo> whats so 'fun' about fun-size candy? <Gerudo> i mean, if my dick was that small, it sure as hell wouldnt be labeled 'fun-size' would it??
<My`Albanian`Ass> dude, a fat chick from mcdonals brought me my food and she said 'sorry for the wait' and i said 'don't worry you'll lose it' and she gave me a smirk :/
<Alb-guy> I just caught my 15 year old girl, masturbating with a vibrating 'control pad' on a Nintendo Gamecube. Now I am banning this vibrator from my household, but I am concerned about other teenagers who are using these products as masturbation aids.
( dogbert ) how do u do those action thingies? ( cams ) alt-f4 ·· Quits: dogbert (client exited) ( cams ) ... ( mmmalice ) haha ( cams ) are you kidding me? ( Psy ) hahahaha * dogbert has joined #pacult ( dogbert ) haha funny ( Psy ) It's alt f4 ( Psy ) you hit alt f5 ·· Quits: dogbert (client exited)
<+Camus> im palazed! <+Fleebis> Palazed? <+Fleebis> Paralyzed? <+Camus> yea <+Camus> close <+Camus> kinda <+Camus> i just type in the first letter <+Camus> and hit a couple keys <+Fleebis> oh, i underktnjd
<Angel> Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer
*** Now talking in #c++ <ZorbaTHut> *insert clever witticism here* <larne> *insert witty and humourosly insulting reply* <ZorbaTHut> *insert quick knowledgeable come-back* <larne> *insert nitpick on minor grammar issue* <ZorbaTHut> *insert overgeneralization regarding your race/ gender/profession/sexual habits* <djSwish> *insert kickban* <ZorbaTHut> *insert mostly unrelated comment about nazis*
<Blorb> AH JESUS FUCK WHAT KIND OF PERSON LABELS A BACKSTREET BOYS SONG AS A TOOL SONG???
<Lyssa> 4 days and I'm 16! <Lyssa> I am 15.987066 years old <Spazz`> 4 days and we can have legal sex0r in colorado! >:D <Lyssa> ... <Lyssa> 4 days and I'm 12** <Spazz`> We can have legal sex0r in Kentucky! <Spazz`> >:D <Lyssa> hahahah <Koloran> ur not related <Spazz`> Oh shit. :(
(peregrine): you know (peregrine): if i ever setup an fserv (peregrine): i should make my trigger the destructicon (Chimerasame): i'm amused by people whose triggers are like *** Chimerasame has quit IRC (Quit: I AM A FAGGOT) *** Chimerasame (chime@resnet-46-92.dorm.utexas.edu) has joined #rpgamer2 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Chimerasame (xeria): <people in chim's other channels> really? (Breianna): WTF is that (peregrine): i'm really not sure (Chimerasame): ok, chalk one up for the dumbest thing i've done, ever (Ultimate_Houseplant): dumbass! *** Chimerasame has quit IRC (Quit: ignore that quit message) *** Chimerasame (chime@resnet-46-92.dorm.utexas.edu) has joined #rpgamer2 *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Chimerasame
<sev> asus makes shitty mobos <sev> overpriced too. --> omega (medusa_a@A4B2D84.20510306.1C9FC6DF.IP) has joined # hell --- ChanServ gives channel operator status to omega --- ChanServ sets mode +a #hell omega <asus> loud out laugh's <asus> i have 3 <asus> :P <sev> cool <sev> i have 1 <sev> but it's dead <sev> ;) <omega> I have 0 * omega wonders what the convo was <sev> japanese love slaves. <omega> oh <omega> yeah, I have 0
<bobthedinosaur> umm <The_StarWarz_Dude> heh. <bobthedinosaur> not memory you idiot <bobthedinosaur> the ram <Raid[Shower]> lol <okram> ram = memory you idiot <The_StarWarz_Dude> RAM IS MEMORY YOU DOLT
<zuKi> YOU KNOW WHAT WAS CREEPY <zuKi> AT THE BLOOD DRIVE AT SCHOOL THE BASEBALL COACH WAS RACING THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS TO SEE WHO COULD GIVE THE MOST BLOOD IN A GIVEN AMOUNT OF TIME <zamros> HAHAHA <_ry0suke_> :DDDDDDDDD <zamros> WHAT ASSHOLES <zuKi> AND HE'S ALL "IF YOU PUMP YOUR HAND YOU'LL GET MORE BLOOD OUT OF IT <_ry0suke_> DDDDDDDDDD: <zuKi> IT WAS THE SCARIEST THING EVER <zuKi> MAYBE X GAMES WILL HAVE A NEW SPORT <zuKi> "TONY HAWK PRO BLOOD DONOR"
@TokSic: imagine having 3 terabytes of unreleased porn @TokSic: i would be a billionaire @SnypeTEST: cool! @SnypeTEST: u can be bill gates.... except.... what your selling is usefull
<Celia> la la la * Archy` stretches and slowly moves arm around Craig <Archy`> oops <Archy`> damn TAB <Archy`> erm.... <@Azhrarn> HAH
<Murdercules> once, i accidently walked in on my sister when she was taking a shower, and i saw her tities and her body, i was like, damn! who's that fine chick in my shower, then i saw my sister's face, and i was like, damn, i didn't know my sister was that hot
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<MoShun i thought i dropped a piece of chocolate on my chair <MoShun n as i pick it up n put it in my mouth <Janemba omg <MoShun im starting to believe it wasnt chocolate <Janemba dont go there <Janemba ... <Janemba nasty....
<LiaBacci> whats ur name lsd? <lsd> Ellesdee <LiaBacci> Ellesdee? is a female name? or a male one? <LiaBacci> anyway is a pretty name <lsd> thanks :)
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<+Davey> i threw up in the bed once..my weight on the bed made it flow back into my crotch!
<Powerlord> I don't get laid enough to spell correctly <trythil> laid? <trythil> rofl <Powerlord> erm... paid enough
<SouLjY> im rot netarded * SouLjY is away. [rescue rangers] Back in [27 min] Logging [On] <SouLjY> chip n dales owns all of u <maj> ... <PyRo_> =[ <Pelleas> im going to go look at the water <SouLjY> :1
<@genutech> you know those trigun dvd rips i was getting <@genutech> there all dubbed * @genutech cries <@animaniac420> thats like wakin up cauz your gilrfriend shit in your bed <@genutech> dude, ani, you need to learn how to use better metaphors
<+Sythro00> Omg this is so messed up. I keep taking this gender test at http://test.thespark.com/gendertest/ and it keeps coming up with that it's 86% sure I am a girl, WTF <@Jed-> Sythro00: maybe its right.. <+Sythro00> No thats whats so scrwewed up. I am totaly right-winger, heck I collect Glocks for the love of god
<Avalanche> !seen bud [@bud] Avalanche, I'm right here. Quit wasting my time! <Avalanche> !seen vagina [Respecter] lol [@bud] Avalanche, I don't remember seeing vagina. <Avalanche> why does that not surprise me
<Lord-Data> "your dog can be smarter!" ... god .. spam is reaching for ideas me thinks
* OverlordQ changes topic to 'Forget Bayes, We need the Stalin Mail Filter (TM) -- it detects spam, hunts down the spammer, and exiles them to Siberia.'
<KANG> You know, I don't think you can call it a "friendly rivalry" after you've killed your opponent's parents.
<static> there's one of those funny looking airconditioning fan thingies out side the mall nearby. it blows air straight up out of the sidewalk. I keep looking at it as I walk by and wondering "if I stand on it, will it push me up to the second level of the mall?" <static> I think I play too many video games. <FJ> test it <FJ> throw a cat into the stream <FJ> at the vry least, you'll be laughing your butt off