<Gnetic> I searched for need for speed and I got this ===JJJJ= =D~~~....what do i do with that??? <Gnetic> is that like a binary code or something ?? <Resi0> its a cock <Resi0> jesus man, i wouldnt wanna be you when ure in the bath if you cant see that...
<cinnabar> i wonder how much heat 8 hard drives in there would generate. <loophole> I don't know <loophole> but <loophole> it doens't matter when you've ejaculated <loophole> all over the inside of it <cinnabar> uh...
<Catman102> I'm a dumbass and put the drivers on my firewire harddrive but I can't get them off the harddrive till I have the drivers to activate the firewire
<@Dza> i got real drunk last night, and when i woke up, there were 2 pizzas in my fridge <@Dza> so i didnt ask questions and i been enjoying all day
<PigsCantFly> which is bigger. evilpie's [ ] nose [ ] love <evilpie> my love <cardcheat> if by love, you mean his cock, then his nose
<`DE-Throwdown-e-> if anyone knows how to unclog a toilet when there is no plunger available pm me please...hurry their is shit on the floor already * `DE-Throwdown-e- has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
<Yhwh> I want my mp3s back :( <Chris_A> Why don't you recreate them as MIDI in Mario Paint and then emulate the Mario Paint ROM and recreate said MIDI on your new PC!??!?! <Yhwh> Didn't Mario Paint not have sharps and flats? <Chris_A> That's your biggest concern about my plan? <Yhwh> It is a pretty big concern!
<alakahil> hmm: FBI AND CIA ARE LOOKING AT YOU <Mother> so what's new? <alakahil> some new type of spam <rambopfc> lol <alakahil> next i will havespam from fbi <alakahil> "we are looking for you" <alakahil> "how big your salary should be?" <Mother> hehehehe <alakahil> where have all those "enlarge your penis" and "look, i'm naked" have gone? <Mother> oh they still come in every now and then <Mother> had I answered all of them Neil Armstrong could walk to the moon on my penis
<Lyricwriter> Don't ask the guy with the bad memory <Daniac> Who's that? <Lyricwriter> You <Daniac> Oh yeah
<Dan``> Frying Blintzes... <Saint_Proverbius> What's a blintzes? <Dan``> It's a kind of hmm well <Lasse> oh, one of those
<Vaelin> ah, see, now i'd like to be the kind of person who writes their own scripts.. i'm practically that sort of guy <Vaelin> only i've got a lot less initiative, so i just sit there and say "i'd like to write my own scripts." <Vaelin> and that is all i do towards learning to write my own scripts
*** Joins: KillerClo (forder@wlc141.cablelan.net) has joined # EFnet <KillerClo> oh my god I'm on Efnet <KillerClo> thank you god <KillerClo> finally <KillerClo> I thought they banned me from the network <KillerClo> but I just had a problem with my ISP's dealing with the reverse DNS <KillerClo> holey crap <KillerClo> I haven't been on Efnet in a year <KillerClo> this is a big night <KillerClo> THANK YOU GOD <KillerClo> YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <KillerClo> WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO *** Parts: KillerClo (forder@wlc141.cablelan.net) has left # EFnet
<NokiaFace> how would YOU like it if you got a nokia stuck on your face from a freak factory accident ? <NokiaFace> Everytime i get a phone call, my face vibrates do you know how painful that is ?
<gloom^exs> finnish sounds like two alphabets went to nuclear war and the fallout mutated it into something seriously fucked up with lots of i's and e's.
<stillblue> i was gonna be all "what final fantasy character would you like to have sex with?" <Blastrax> yes
<Sca_li> I wouldn't really know what to do with a lot of money either... <Sca_li> I don't need much... a house, a car, a maid, a pool, a golf course, a tennis court, soccer stadium (indoor)...
[@Preacher|UITY] anyone here familiar with disc juggler? [@ZedR] my uncle works at the circus yes
<Genasirus> woke up this morning, reached out, put my arm over this huge fold of doona and went 'morning honey' then woke up and realised i was sleeping alone <Genasirus> i felt idiotic and slightly perverted all at the same time
<Cav> just typical geek/male "my dick is bigger than yours" <milenko> Cav: typical geek male is actually the exponentiallly lotharigmic value of the circumnavergerance of my phallus is of a far greater appearance then urs. <Cav> milenko: thanks for sharing
<Low> wassup * sean estimates the age of Low as 11. <Low> uhhh higher <sean> liar. * Low estimates the iq of sean as 3 maybe 4 <Low> im amazed u can type <Low> let alone breathe
<@mcgyver> i went for a piss out in the bush once <@mcgyver> there i was <@mcgyver> wang in hand <@mcgyver> (shut up you lot) <@mcgyver> i looked up and there was one of those fucking birdf eating cunts about 1 metre from me <@mcgyver> i put my wang away quickly <@mcgyver> :$
<conZ> how do i connect LED's to the pc ? <phaxx> stick it in your floppy drive. make sure you insert the cathode pin first or you'll melt the led <conZ> will make sure of that <phaxx> good <conZ> fuck <conZ> it doesnt work
<Dead_One> and when i restarted it it goes *there wasa problem with the registry* <Dead_One> *would you like us to slam it in all at once, or inch by inch like a gentleman* ? <Dead_One> and the *nicer* option was gr3yed out.
<hiaku> our souls are like dead animals, everyone wants a poke at it <nerved> is that legal to have sex with dead animals? <hiaku> ... <hiaku> you're impossible <nerved> no i'm serious <nerved> don't want to get in trouble or anything... * nerved glances around innocently
<Gryvix[FoN]> any computerexperts around ? <Gryvix[FoN]> I have a little problem <Gryvix[FoN]> my mouse won't work <Caedar[SOT]> And I assume you unplugged it and plugged it back in. :) <Gryvix[FoN]> then I have to shut off the comp right <Gryvix[FoN]> I can do it without shutting it <Gryvix[FoN]> ??? <Caedar[SOT]> If it's USB. <Caedar[SOT]> Is the port rectangleish? <Caedar[SOT]> Or is it a circle? <Gryvix[FoN]> Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. <Gryvix[FoN]> Someone unplugged it. <Caedar[SOT]> Oh. My. God.
<AnimeFreak> ginger tastes like processed ejaculate <chendo> AF: You KNOW what processed ejaculate TASTES LIKE? <AnimeFreak> THIS CONVERSATION IS OVER
<rageatm0> I'm in trouble. I'm losing my taste for ramen and it's 4 years before college
<datacide> 26 uear old author looking for sleek bitch to spend my money on and give sexual pleasure <D3KK0N> hi...im....tina <pont`> I be sleek .. but not bitch <datacide> haha <datacide> hmm....who to choose? <datacide> tina or the sleek not bitch <D3KK0N> im poor ;[ <datacide> pros and cons <temple-> ima bitch! spend on me <datacide> wow <datacide> anyone else? like a real female? please......... <McMoo> i'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars <temple-> oh real * datacide looks desperate <temple-> now you want to get technical <datacide> anyone? <pont`> datacide: I can get you a doll <datacide> hmmmm <miteymous> i can get you a hooker <datacide> is it life like? <D3KK0N> i i can hook you up with ladies who do stuff they dont even have names for <datacide> haha <datacide> dekkon wins
<Sprint_DSL> Are you still living in the wang of the US? <POPOON> Your mother is. <Sprint_DSL> Oh. <Sprint_DSL> That would have been good like, 10 years ago. <POPOON> Your mother was.
<@rsg_6100> i likew the fact that my monitors and my computer keep my room nice and toasty with out me having to use the heater <@Hardedge> i think that has more to do with convection then radiation <@rsg_6100> i can make popcorn from the radiation <@Hardedge> yummy <@Hardedge> well at least you can't have offspring <@rsg_6100> naw i got some of the "boys" frozen in the freezer
<conform> i'll quit masturbating when you pry my cold dead hands from my cold dead cock.
<Lynyc> that's so last month <Nine> last month? they made it on the 23rd <Measure> OF LAST MONTH
< 12@Great_Teacher_Musashi > damn <@Great_Teacher_Musashi > myspacebardoesn'twork <13@Nemian|Stuff > haha <@Great_Teacher_Musashi > crap <@Great_Teacher_Musashi > Ican'tentercommands <@Nemian|Stuff > wth happened to your kb? <@CrimsonAngel|AtLibrary > heh <@Great_Teacher_Musashi > spilledsodaonit <@CrimsonAngel|AtLibrary > l o o k i c a n u s e s p a c e s w e e e e e e = ) *** CrimsonAngel|AtLibrary was kicked by Great_Teacher_Musashi ( don'ttauntmeIstillhaveright-click )( I-n-v-i-s-i-o-n )
(Tome): GRRRGH MAKE ME A MOD SO I CAN KICKBAN YOU (griph): you mean an OP? (Tome): thatssaone (Tome): I WANT AN AMPERSAND (griph): you mean an AT
<cstine> my libido pretty much vanished after i gave up porn. <cstine> not that it's a bad thing. <cstine> i don't have to do as many sheets in the laundry now. <cstine> or towels.
<danhon> overheard in the lab: <danhon> "try doing javac first before you do java" <Cringer> hahaha <danhon> "what does that do?" <danhon> "dunno, but it works"
<MrSaturn> AHHHHHHHHHh <MrSaturn> it blew up in a freak accident <MrSaturn> i must restard my computer is on fire <MrSaturn> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH * MrSaturn has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer) <poik007> seems funny
<@JE> Hosting: $5 per month. Domain name: $15, your site being down twice a week: Priceless.
<ian> I have done it. Zidane you are stupid. End <Zidane> dude im a 13 year old with the iq of a adult <Zidane> it is you who is the dumb <ian> it's "an adult" <ian> and IQs for adults vary widely <Zidane> no a <ian> what you say means absolutely nothing. <ian> NO, it's AN <Zidane> i mean all!! <Stuntman21> What a fucking retard <xXkenXx> its AN <Zidane> an....then <Stuntman21> AN is proper grammer you dumb motherfucker <xXkenXx> d00d, <xXkenXx> theres a vowel <Zidane> ....yep <ian> " i r 13 and supar smar!"
* TRIPtych2 realizes that danno must be drunk <danno> I don't drink thank you very much. <danno> :/ <TRIPtych2> shit, i was hoping it was just the alcohol talking and not you <TRIPtych2> :/ <danno> I'll take that as an insult, kthx
<Kosh> Wait for the LotR cereal to come out... Frod-O's, with a free prize ring inside
<Anarchos> my mom went to old navy and bought me all these clothes <Rance> and now you have to dress like a dork? <Anarchos> yeah :(
<SeXaH> damn i broke my g-string <SeXaH> oh hrmz <SeXaH> that looks bad <SeXaH> i ment the g-string from my guitar