<TNK> sweden is the most wasted land in the world- so many beautiful girls, and because it's cold there they wear too many clothes =]
<Denium> cassy do you mind if i delegate something to ya? <Cassy> as long as i can do it in the morning ....i'm totally dead .....had a gig earlier tonight and i'm like a zombie lol <Denium> wow <Denium> i only do like 500mb/day <Denium> at most <Cassy> a SHOW <Denium> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh <Cassy> you know ....play music!?
(Sober|smk) 905-847-6000fuck (Sober|smk) er (Sober|smk) mental note (Sober|smk) never use irc as notepad (Sober|smk) u will forget and hit enter :)
<0oyeaho0> Hey, i have a new boyfriend. hes so dreamy, and i'm so in love with him. Hes so nice and sweet. I just adore him. I feel like ive known him forever. <oaklandfoo1> where's he from? <0oyeaho0> uh, im not sure.
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<Wayne-aw> 99.9% of the time, the problem lies between the keyboard and the chair.
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<Sober|wrk> heh <Sober|wrk> lol <Sober|wrk> my co-worker is throwing a ball <Sober|wrk> up in the air to relieve some stress <Sober|wrk> she just smashed it into a ceiling panel and knocked it down on her head
* +abinnie has an english essay to do before his teacher realises the floppy disc he gave her has holes punched in the media <@quip> :D <+abinnie> and is actually a dos boot disc <@FrozenFood> lol
*** joet (~joet@ilm25-44-179.ec.rr.com) has joined #javascript <joet> hey <Object> hey joe <yossarian> where you going with that gun of yours? <yossarian> hey joe, i heard you shot your woman down <[Roosta]> shot her down to the ground? <joet> umm huh? <impatient> hey joe, where you gonna run to now? <joet> I think you have me mistakened with somone else
<dyno> Anyone ever gotten the error "Network Cable Unplugged" ? <kash[]> yea it means your network cable is unpluged <dyno> at first I thought it was because of an IRQ setting, but we fixed that.. and I am still getting that error.
<mh_> str8 up mf i was afkin 4 a sec & that mutha goes all stfu on me <mh_> wtf? 4 nothin at all * harm consults Oxford's Non-Abridged Gangsta Abbreviations Explicator <mh_> gtof * harm consults harder
<tigga> (_|_) (|_) (_|_) (_|) (_|_) <tigga> thats u shakin ur (_|_) <S4L3M> and this is you when i do it: 8=M==D 8===MD 8=M==D 8== =MD
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<gate> you're working on a degree in politics, dont call other people retarded =P
<spritegoddess> I had some kid call me up at work today <spritegoddess> (I work at TRU) <spritegoddess> asking me for help in Vice City <spritegoddess> and he sounded like he was maybe...10 <spritegoddess> I don't know why he was calling the place where he bought the game for in-game help <Mank> Probably because his mom told him to, sprite. <spritegoddess> "It's ok sweetie, ask the nice toys 'r us lady about the prostitutes"
<jonathans> i want to raise goats. <@Neutral-> <3 goats and their tendency to push backwards when on the edge of a cliff <synth3tic> So I guess you know why you put a goat on the endge of a cliff when you fuck it <synth3tic> ....so he pushes back <jonathans> 'he' <synth3tic> yes.. 'he' <@Neutral-> Position cock strategically <@Neutral-> And wait for the push.
<WillaCuz> i dont wanna ride solo though <pagan> ya batman aint shit w/o robin :( <pagan> just another nigga in an expensive car <WillaCuz> yup
<Fozie> XIRWW. <Fozie> XJEE. * harm reports foz to dept of anti american activities * Fozie reports harm to the zoo, ourangutang enclosure <harm> i got owned yet again :( <harm> ok this is it its razorblade time for me * harm has quit IRC * harm has joined #Proghouse <harm> wtf goddamn mach3 protective bars <Fozie> haha you suck at the suicide
<zerg> if you ever got pregnant would you get an abortion? <S4L3M> no <zerg> adoption? <S4L3M> no <zerg> keep it? <S4L3M> of course!! i prefer to know my spawns so i can bestow upon them all my evilness and evil ways and evil knowledge... <S4L3M> how else will i ever rule the world? fool.
<danicgross> hacking is very complex <@Frakes> really? <danicgross> do u hack <@Frakes> goodness me no .....what tools would one need? <danicgross> well <danicgross> a computer <danicgross> internet <@Frakes> ah yes ......got both of those <danicgross> and skill <@Frakes> hmmm sadly lacking in the latter <TheLurker> danicgross: you didn't haxor me did you <danicgross> are u tempting me <TheLurker> no <danicgross> you tempting me arrentyou <TheLurker> ok, tell you what, tell you what <TheLurker> i have 2 hard drives, c and d <TheLurker> on drive d tell me how many folders there are in the root <danicgross> just a sec * TheLurker drums his fingers * @Frakes accompanies with the triangle <TheLurker> look, just give up <TheLurker> you obviously suck at this <TheLurker> have you, in fact, ever hacked anything apart from your own penis?
* Fireball kicks his computer.. why won't you mount the ipod? <nica> maybe it's not interested? <William> :^D <nica> maybe a bit of wine and some candle light? ;) <Puppeteer> Fire- Uhm... it's not a Mac? <nica> KillJoy says, "maybe it's having troubles... viagra?" <William> Show it porn of Yum, the iMac girl? <nica> =D * Fireball grumbles... perverts
*** Joins: Pan`Da` (~WIN@p58-max1.wlg.ihug.co.nz) <Pan`Da`> clamp the area between my asshole and testicles with my fingers, the 'taint' as its often called, then i jerk off.. when im about to ejaculate, i can delay it for like 10 secs, then it flies across the room. <JoanDeArc> Pan`Da`: was that a wrong window? <Pan`Da`> WTF??
<Y2Jesus> [Clone Scanning: #pokebattle] <Y2Jesus> 6 Match(es) Found <Y2Jesus> LavosPhoenix: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com <Y2Jesus> red13n: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com <Y2Jesus> MrTest: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com <Y2Jesus> Platinum: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com <Y2Jesus> SirChris: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com <Y2Jesus> Xantrix: *!*@*.ipt.aol.com <Y2Jesus> [End of Clone Scan for: #pokebattle]
<NoAzRk> So everyday I make my pb&j when I get home. One night I wake up for a snack and go to the kitchen. Moms smeared peanut butter and has the dog lapping. <Argmyeye> sick! what did you do? <NoAzRk> I made a fucking pb&j when she was done. I was hungry.
<[mN]Cracker> cept my smelly grandparents are in the kitchen <[mN]Cracker> AND THEY SMELL SO BAD <[mN]Cracker> THEY SMELL LIKE THEY SHOULD BE DEAD ALREADY <[mN]Cracker> gawd
<naga> 'dixy normus' won for class princess this year at our school <naga> at the assembly, they called her name, but she didn't come down to take the prize <naga> took 'em 5 minutes to figure it out <parnbl00d> sounds sexual. <parnbl00d> was she absent or somethin?
<Arno> damn 23 meg avi <Arno> and it's not even pr0n <ANSi5> then why waste your time? :P
<citrus-> hehe, some guy called me a few weeks ago, asking if I would like more TV channels to watch. (Obviously selling some cable stuff) so I said 'Yes I would' and hung up
<Nark> anyone ever put a hole in your bed matress then, grease it up alot, then stick your joint inside and begine to thust? And then your shit got tangled in a spring and all of a sudden you realize that this was a REALLY fucking bad idea?
<Endura> Man, don't you just hate it when you are with your parents in front of important people and all of the sudden...you're hard and it won't go down?
<+aisha-fan> dude <+aisha-fan> my moms boss brougt in a "new" penteium I <+aisha-fan> those things r so old their obsoleet <@MewMew[WC3]> As is correct spelling, I presume.
<Lisa_W> ah, vevery woman's fantasy, 1,000,000s of mindless drones doing what she says....and they call her queen <Lisa_W> but we'll only want the one that acts like a jerk lol
<fuzzwad> theres like that one kid in every state that goes to best buy JUST to destroy the controller <fuzzwad> you know the one that smells funny and follows you around <fuzzwad> STARING at you... <fuzzwad> I WANT TO SQUEEZE A LEMON IN THAT KID'S EYE <Lazz> wow <Lazz> how can you fit a lemon in an eye? <fuzzwad> ILL FIND OUT!!!
<spiteful> the one day rule is when i get to "chill" with you because it only takes a day for you to get a new guy... <S4L3M> you're such a lamer <S4L3M> could you tell your brother i can't come on wednesday? <spiteful> i could... *couch*onedayrule*cough* <S4L3M> or i could just call him instead and tell him myself and ignore that last little attempt at blackmail * S4L3M smacks you in the back of the head <S4L3M> *THUNK* idiot
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<}Phoenix{> Hey, everybody type in /beep 31337 if you wanna be
super-leet
<@Tyreal> Dont do it
<jackle> /beep 31337
<redwing> /beep 31337
<GangstaUO> /beep 31337
<jackle> gah!!!
<Mr_Rabies> Spyware is Jewish <'Wraith> I take offense to that <Mr_Rabies> well spyware doesnt eat beef <SKnight> technically, spyware doesnt believe in Jesus either :
Flaritter: "hit it" is an american term DrSpaZZo: Yes Flaritter: for examples: "I'd like to hit that" DrSpaZZo: Brits must have their own thing Flaritter: AND SO FORTH DrSpaZZo: Like Flaritter: ? DrSpaZZo: 'I'd dip my crumpet in her tea'
<AnimeFreak> omg i just bought more ram today <egg> how many sheep do you have now?
<Hellspawn> Does anyone know a place where i can download Raymond E. Feists books because a) i have other things to spend cash on. b) Have run out of said cash and c) Kazaa doesnt have any <Kura> eww, you would actually read that much off a screen?! o_O <Hellspawn> there's a great new invention - schools printers
<Tofusensei> linksys routers can suck a cock, btw <Justin> wow, they really should advertize that feature more. It would increase sales.
<@dev> I just shit out a "family" of logs. <@dev> There were two huge ones.. 2 smaller ones. and a tiny one. <@dev> And then I killed them when I flushed! <@r3v|ShenL0ng-P-> lol <@r3v|ShenL0ng-P-> was the tiny one the dog <@dev> It might have been a baby. <@r3v|DeathZero> did you poke it.. maybe it was a fetus <@dev> I left it alone. <@dev> :o
<Veers> I guess they don't teach bathroom manners in Africa <Donitz> Veers, newsflash, they don't have bathrooms in Africa.
<daed> believe it or not, the robot on the cover of the queen album is real and he hates you.
<skwerrel> sigh...sometimes i really wish i could just ignore my brain and become a christian
<tate> Male Mantises are killed right after procreating. They die having lived a full and happy life. <Samus> ok, I'd be a gay mantis <Samus> no death for me <Samus> i'd be living it up in Miami Beach <Samus> going to the gay mantis discos and shit