<skwerrel> my savior jesus christ, please accept my lubricated anus as compensation for my past sins
* hipnotoad tastes victory <Goonigoogoo> that was tony jerking off into the punch bowl
<tate> I just love the taste of heroin. You know? <tate> I could eat it by the spoonfull. <ecs> it doesnt go in your mouth <ecs> it goes up your anus and makes it bleed <ecs> so you can yell my anus is bleeding <tate> I think ecs has heroin confused for penis <ecs> isnt heroin the long slender shaft like object that you shove in your asshole?
<MrMortisland> I know emo <MrMortisland> Emo is little boys crying on stage because their daddy touched their pee pee
<Samus> With some minor manipulation, I can make my uncircumcised penis look like Birdo from Super Mario 2
<Tony> I challenge you to a duel. <Tony> Penises, at dawn. <Beerman> but battling against an unarmed opponent is so unfair
<daniel_> i dont wanna use my brain to think <Pntklr> i prefer to use my penis <evilmorty> the last time i tried that i got a kid
<KonamiKid> kris, i'm gonna email you pictures of my wang <zat> hah <KonamiKid> it will have little eyes and a moustache drawn on it <KonamiKid> but no stick on eyes/mustache... <Kris> gee, thanks KK <KonamiKid> i made that mistake once before... <KonamiKid> i had to soak my cock in a glass of alcohol to get the sticker to come off
--- Received a CTCP NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER from amoeba (to # somethingawful) <Hee-La> score <SteamedHams> i was about to nigger <Hee-La> never hesitate when niggering <SteamedHams> but it might blackfire
* Orroni slaps DarkPrince_working around a bit with a large trout * Trefenwyd slaps Orroni around a bit with a large trout <Liason> trout is soooooooooo 1995 <Orroni> i agree, it's too retro <Orroni> maybe a leather trout with tassles * Trefenwyd slaps Orroni around a bit with a large lubrified fanged dildo <Orroni> now that's disturbing...
<jenwolf> i remember when it was a big deal when we got our first color TV <jenwolf> my dad was like, now you can see that the pink panther is pink!!
<toe2toe> what would happen is you were MEANT to type "prosecution is pressing for maximum sentencing on the count of vehicular manslaughter"....but ACTUALLY typed "the judge licks penis" <Jade_Vixen> If i was a legal secretay, this might all be a problem... <toe2toe> thats a pretty big if <toe2toe> perhaps you and your IF would like to come back to my place one day <toe2toe> and i can show you my big "perhaps" <Jade_Vixen> I can't spell for crap tonight... :P * Jade_Vixen rolls her eyes <Spizzer> ROFL toe2toe ur such a clown <toe2toe> im crying on the inside.
* BassBone finishes all his evening rituals and prepares to pack it in <Selene> Okay. That was bad timing. I'm reading porn and Bassbone is talking about packing it in.
<pb8> Ahhhh, 13% complete and only 16.5 hours to go <Glitch> lol, of what? <tharok> u timing your wanking again pb?
< DGonzo> hmm < DGonzo> my gf left her shampoo and shit here < DGonzo> next thing you know she's gonna want to plug into my hub <@[Hobbes]> DGonzo: ... For christ's sake just change your name to DWhipped <@golem> tell her she can plug into your hub if you can plug into hers anytime you like
<MMB> !8ball AM I THE HOTTEST GUY IN HERE <ChanServ> MMB: No. <MMB> !8ball do you know who is? <ChanServ> MMB: Sure. Yeah. Exactly. <Yardbomb> !8 It's me isn't it? <ChanServ> Yardbomb: Sure. Yeah. Exactly. <Ant-> !8 you said that out of pity didn't you? <ChanServ> Ant-: Yes.
<prozac420> 9 <prozac420> oops <prozac420> was trying to change tv channels <Kimaroo> lol............... <Kimaroo> if you try to change tv channels on IRC... you might be a junkie
<notmewse> so there i was, balls deep in this hookers ass <notmewse> oh shit wrong window
(jonathans) i want a cow bell that makes a cow noise (jonathans) when i hit it (jonathans) it will go "COW" (orion) cows go moo
<orion> Darwin 6.0.2 x86-compatible <orion> someone explain please <timmo> wtf is Darwin 6.0.2? <Duker900> natural selection in your operating system! <timmo> ya man i dont know about having something called darwin run my computer <timmo> youd be writing an email to your bitch <timmo> and it would be like <timmo> YOU WEAK EMO BITCH <timmo> and delete your shit
<Dr_Greenthumb-> tomarrow I got the house to myself for 4 days <Dr_Greenthumb-> ahhh, the orgies... <@EnD-Raistlin> left and right hand at the same time ? :o
<rocksicle> You know you use computers too much when your doing something in real life, make a mistake, and try to press ctrl-z.
<SpaZZtic|webpage> the bitch from next door was standing at her window watching me hang out my washing <SkewtuR> hah get some tampons hold them in water..hang them on the line when she loox yell Yeah we recycle
<Heather21> hi <negativepositive> who are you? <Heather21> just a wife home alone <Heather21> hubby is out <negativepositive> good - start cleaning the house before he comes home and hits you some more
<surfer_girl> hi <negativepositive> your nick has "scary 40 year old naked guy" written all over it <surfer_girl> asl plz <negativepositive> that just drives it home
(Pete767ca) @find futurama (Pete767ca) !help (Pete767ca) !helpserve (Pete767ca) anybody know were I can get episodes online? (iamhurtin) yeah type /quit accept futurama ep 01 quit: (Pete767ca) (Pete767ca@rn-rercrcXXX.uwaterloo.ca) (accept futurama ep 01)
<dunn> why am i sometimes online, and sometimes not online <uno> are you getting philosophical on us dunn?
<Trauma> craig: cracked rib and torn cartiledge and 1800mg of ibprofen in the last 5 hours <utahsaint> damn dood what happened? <utahsaint> i told you not to jack off on the roof
<@DrFurious> -prince- [Global Notice] Tonight we mourn the loss of a ZiRC user. One not everybody knew, but those who did know him loved and thought of him as a nice person. robert^, took his own life, of why, I do not know other than the pain and suffering he had dealt with in his life. R.I.P Robert, 1985 - 2002 (WE WILL ALL MISS YOU!) <MrSauce> HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP <MrSauce> HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP <alfred> HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP <@DrFurious> i need to kill myself so i can be featured in a global notice <@DrFurious> i'll be famous <leedo> omg lets do a group suicide <leedo> they better give us each our own notice though <@rincewind1013> i'm in if your in <@DrFurious> maybe we can stagger them to make sure <MrSauce> my mom sure will be proud
<Trauma> if shes hot and 12 <Trauma> ill still fuck her <Trauma> i never had a girlfriend in real life before <Trauma> im desperate, and proud of the fact that im going to jiz the second a girl holds my hand <Trauma> i wear rubber underwear if i go around girls <Trauma> they wont know i did it <Trauma> maybe thats why im a virgin still too
<ryda> i dont think anyone wants to see my dick in his cute lil asss <Gobbles> :| <Gobbles> :S <ryda> her <ryda> lol <Vindictive> His??? <Gobbles> hahhahaha <Moose> HIS <ryda> whatta bad typo
<Goofy[HSK]> is excess flood server side or client side? <Erve> it's Europe side atm
<Kosta> I saw Debra Messing at a resaurant today and we had anal sex in the bathroom. (only half of the previous statement is true.) <AmbushBug> I saw Street Magician David Blaine at Best Buy today, and he bought like six copies of True Romance on DVD (100% of the previous statement is true.) <MrFixIt> six copies. . . that's enough for every orifice <AmbushBug> I was just watching him, waiting for him to use street magic to steal shit. <AmbushBug> I assume it was Christmas shopping. he got like five copies of ET too, and several iPods. <MrFixIt> Should've challenged him to a battle of magic <MrFixIt> and then shot him <AmbushBug> I was really hoping he was gonna steal shit. <AmbushBug> I didn't want to mess up his scam. <Kosta> Maybe he did and you couldn't notice <Kosta> He's really magical so he might have. <AmbushBug> I thought the multiple copies were part of his schtick. <AmbushBug> "I see you're going to buy six copies of True Romance, Mr. Blaine." "Six copies? OR ONLY ONE?" <AmbushBug> "I know this looks like an X-Box... but it is really a single AAA battery!" <Kosta> He probably buys multiple copies of movies like that so people on IRC will talk about it and it makes his reputation all freaky, cause WHAT KIND OF FREAK BUYS THAT MUCH TRUE ROMANCE? Also, Sicilians are spawned from niggers.
* Ethiopian is now away: away eating * Ethiopian is now known as Ethiopian_eating
<Vis> ill open it in notepad, print it <Vis> fax it <Vis> and you can type it up <Vis> and save as .avi
<reverb> ive been with my girlfriend for 16 years * reverb looks at righ hand <reverb> sometimes we have threesomes * reverb looks at left hand
<Jessica6> I may not be good at languages but I'm a lot better at maths than you two! :P <Jessica6> Er....I mean 'you three'
<DiNky> hey guys <DiNky> anyone have the black heaven soundtrack? <DiNky> anyone?" <DiNky> I'm looking for the song they play in the last ep <DiNky> ne1? <Parak> ack, you used ne1... <DiNky> so? <Parak> that term is so...20th century <Parak> this day and age, we use something like //e| |-|4/ 3z0rz T|-||z z0ngz0rz?!$!@!!!111
<zig> i remember when i was on AOL and i thought the internet was divided into sections like... GAMES MOVIES SPORTS NEWS
<Sureshot^> you never do all nighters though <NyseriA> i did one with you yesterday you fucking idiot <Sureshot^> yeha apart from that <NyseriA> YOU NEVER DO ALLNIGHTERS APART FROM THAT TIME WHEN YOU DO
<poserman>what is considered a long distance girlfriend? <poserman>10, 15, 20 hops???
<Richard> i just got possibly the gayest email ever <Richard> $mp3(Lolly - Micky,3m17s).rand <Yates> well you managed to pick out possibly the gayest song to go with it