<modem> is it true that if you die in a dream you die in real life? <thecatisold> no <thecatisold> but if you piss all over yourself in a dream <thecatisold> you do piss all over yourself in real life
<jc> I have a dream. <ailie> I had a dream. <jc> Did yours involve fourteen twenty-three year old horny Amazon women? <ailie> No. <jc> Sadly, neither did mine. <jc> I can't seem to get a grip on this directed dreaming thing.
(@Normandy) anyway, yes this girl has a nice arse, so maybe on the next staff night out I might slip her one (@Kazimierz) who says romance is dead
<Ultra_Violet> I lost my virginity in a graveyard at 2am <Vortexia> dude necrophilia is SICK'
<Mk> i dont think its a good thing to be getting flood warnings in my email :\ <denium> thats why we have #floodhelp <Mk> nono <Mk> like <Mk> weather <denium> oh <denium> that outside thing?
<mnsnsan> fourteen is legal in canada <chrizto> with the exchange rate, that makes the legal limit like, 5 in the us
<Kimaroo> the pathetic side of being a nerd: http:// www.bash.org/?7755 <Mike`away> bash is back up?? <Kimaroo> no i'm just givin out dead links
<dingo> so i was talking to k-ron on the phone, telling him about that cop talking shit aobut 'distribution', and he says 'bullshit'! <dingo> and in the background i hear his sister bitching at him for swearing <dingo> so he says "shut up, mom says 'shit' all the time!" <dingo> and her retort is: 'yeah, but you said the WHOLE word! '
<@icono> i need to lose 60 pounds, my doctor is getting pissed at me <@LinkDJ> do you happen to be holding a small mammal? <@orpal> "as your physician, i strongly recommend that you let go of that 60-pound badger"
<TeichDragon> batir, host a Pr0n site ;) <batir> hrm... My digital camera is teh sux0r <Gilthas> Not pr0n of YOU. <Gilthas> Ew. <TeichDragon> *shudders*
<Pob> GUYS, EVERYWHERE! I just discovered the best chat up line EVER!: "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
* Now talking in #chaoslegion * Topic is 'UpTime[3 days 4 hrs 42 mins] - on win98, ph33r || [Windows XP Professional (5.1 - 2600)] uptime[1w 3d 6h 4m 31s] (nuff said) | Linux uptime 194d 02:30:57 (0wned)'
* Praetorian is back: filling my tum tum after 17mins 11secs <mil-soldat> Praetorian: you have the wierdest reasons in your script <Praetorian> yep :-) ta <milenko> what do you say when you go off with your gf for a bit of action? <milenko> * Praetorian is back: filling my girlfriends tum tum after 1mins 12secs
<trog> one day, I'm gonna find the guy that created polaris, and shove bright colourful things down his throat til he chokes on them
(WillJitsu) how do I tell BitchX to use a certain port range for dcc transfers? (nyisles) /disco DCCportrange <port1> <portwhatever> (WillJitsu) hmm that's not working (WillJitsu) ACiDDoG is the one running BitchX (¨) join/#bitchx (ACiDDoG! ~willjitsu@cpe-024-165-204-216.midsouth.rr.com).. (ACiDDoG) me (ACiDDoG) so I type: /disco DCCportrange 5990 6000 (ACiDDoG) right? (shattah) yeah (nyisles) yes (¨) signoff/#bitchx.. ACiDDoG (DCCportrange 5990 6000) (WillJitsu) funny joke (WillJitsu) seriously, how do you change it? (nyisles) /exec -o yes dcc_port_range num1 num2 (WillJitsu) is that another joke? (nyisles) No (nyisles) enough humor for one night (WillJitsu) -:- No target for this window for -OUT (nyisles) WillJitsu: you have to be connected first (nyisles) and i think in a channel as well (¨) join/#bitchx (ACiDDoG! ~willjitsu@cpe-024-165-204-216.midsouth.rr.com).. (ACiDDoG) dcc_port_range 5990 6000 (ACiDDoG) dcc_port_range 5990 6000 (ACiDDoG) dcc_port_range 5990 6000 (ACiDDoG) dcc_port_range 5990 6000 (¨) signoff/#bitchx.. ACiDDoG (Excess Flood)
<surfer> anyone here <surfer> how do i set up an irc script : S <surfer> whats the command <seven> surfer : there's a limit of 3 stupid questions within the first hour of joining, you've only got 1 left.
<Clara> "Hey, this is the 00s. I wonder if there is irony in the use of "00s?" Is it ironic that there seems to be almost 00 morality in entertainment for teens today? Almost 00 attention to morality by the filmmakers of today. Almost 00 open and honest observance of His Word? Publicly anyway?" <zeniba> the only significance in the "00s" is that the year now is more reminiscent of boobs than it was before
<JynxDaddy> YAY ive finished my Mc Hammer HL model!! <Threeboy> im gonna pretend you didn't say that.
<ultr0s> i think in the whole sense of the "information superhighway", my isp ended up driving a yugo down some dirt road
<Error_404> hmm... they seem to be covert snackfoods... <Error_404> hostess/frito-lay denies their existance <Cache_> see, they suck so much you can't even find shit about them on the internet <Cache_> goatse is on the internet and canadian potato chips aren't <Cache_> tells you something about the chips, man...
<Kuros> ya, but your in canada... <Error_404> it's colder... but we get to fuck 14 year olds <Error_404> so it evens out
[@SI-pHluid]: ::: You successfully sent (Brazillian Horse Sex.mpg) (54.83MB) to (si-sonder) in (33m 18s) at (28.1KB/s) [@SI-pHluid]: er. [@SI-pHluid]: ignore that. [@SI-BlowShitUp]: ROFLMAO [@SI-BlowShitUp]: asdkf;mhsdFHG@$%^@$%^@$%^YRG [@SI-BlowShitUp]: NEW QUIT MSG [@SI-BlowShitUp]: askfgsdfGSE%^$W%^#$6 [@SI-pHluid]: /clear :|
<Bateau> how come there's so much illegal kiddy porn on the net but not illegal necro porn?
<Tyger>there's something i dont understand... <Tyger>why is it that some people are just plain stupid...? <Tyger>i mean... i hate stupid people! <Tetley>yeah, its a shame women try and play a role other than sex and dishwasher in the world
<PLUR4Life> COUCH <Evil_Couch> I swear, I'm going to drown you <Evil_Couch> err <PLUR4Life> Scuse me? <Evil_Couch> I mean, hi, how are you doing? <Evil_Couch> you want to go swimming?
<Ghand|ForceMonkeys> You know what I saw today that was really sad? <Ghand|ForceMonkeys> We got these quizzes back in US History. They were on some civil war stuff... <Ghand|ForceMonkeys> One of the questions was "What was Lincoln's original reason for fighting the civil war?" <Ghand|ForceMonkeys> This girl behind me had written "To defeat the north." <Ghand|ForceMonkeys> It made my head hurt. <Yardbomb> Ghand....Those kind of people are fake <Yardbomb> they must be robots, because there is no fucking way a real person can really be that stupid * Raxc raises his hand. <CoMpUdOc> He's got a point there, Yardbomb.
Dirt Devil351: i found this chic Dirt Devil351: and she likes porn Dirt Devil351: alot ianepson: uh huh Dirt Devil351: shes horny Dirt Devil351: i tell ya Dirt Devil351: dude Dirt Devil351: she was lookin at a porn site ianepson: did she ask ur credit card number and offer a three day trial too?
<Mach17> i haev the firewall up <@Curator> firewall, what kind? <Mach17> redhat 7.2 :o <@Curator> thats a OS you fruitcake <@Curator> not a firewall <Mach17> stfu newb <@Curator> ...
<MadManDaz> I bought one of those camouflage shirts and put it in my closet. Now I can't find it.
<patchmonkey> I want to start a line of sex toys called "I Can't Believe It's Not Dick"
<Chris> DeMonYus! cyrus@a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.xy-z.org <-- prime example of why some people should NEVER be able to touch a DNS server
<concordia> i dare the zionist to end the intifada <concordia> long live intifada <milez> concordia, leave the sovereign territory of our holy channel. <milez> NOW. * FireWALLs sets mode: +b *!*@207.134.74.190 * concordia was kicked by Pazit (Banned)
<Cam> its good thing kids don't get all their sex ed from porn flicks, cuz its more difficult to conceive when you always blow your load on her face.
<Lexcanium> Oh, didn't you know? Microsoft buys random domain names and has them point to their main page. It's part of their new marketing strategy of monopolizing the internet, since they con't do so as well with OSs anymore. ;-)
<td> i use my webcam as a mirror <td> i dont have a mirror <td> :| <td> damn i am a geek
<Ronwe> wtf.. I'm ignoring this commercial on the TV behind me and then it says.. <Ronwe> "you can beat your beef. OR you can watch Britney Day" <Maur> WTF <Ronwe> I think I'm going to beat my beef *while* watching Britney Day
<nach0king> "i had a gay time at the zoo today" - is that a slur? <@Technogeek> Depends what 'gay' is supposed to mean. It could mean either a good time, or that you got assraped by one of the animals.
<Professor> I got a phone call asking for the Gay Homofag at work today. <Professor> Surprisingly, I forwarded it to the right person.
<Lina> Women are like cars.. if you want optimal performance, you have to warm them up. :P
[ @Paula ] i used to have a teacher [ @Paula ] who gave us something to suck on for brain stimulation.
<Elmina> IRC politics are exactly like junior high politics, only they make less difference in the real world.