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#41223 [ + | - ] 344
<cass> 13 year old with the nick
<cass> 'WyLdiNbEd'
<suzie> lol
<crucial-> means she wets the sheets
#41221 [ + | - ] 233
<MpTaNk> one time on a test we had to find answers to
questions that were in a book and insted of looking for the
page I tryed to ctrl+f
<MpTaNk> it was a shocking feeling when I realized I couldn't
do it
#41220 [ + | - ] 349
<MpTaNk> man, while I was at the beach I made this huge ass
sand castle and I was about to make a major change that could
have messed it up and I thought to my self, "Make a backup
just in case" then I felt stupid
<MpTaNk> :\
#41213 [ + | - ] 60
<JBerg> I once did a project for an asshole I hated. His name
was Jack. Project name: JackOff.exe
#41211 [ + | - ] 185
<madog> because your a little pee-on
<madog> who has no pull on this network
<madog> try it agian, ill make sure you're glined
* madog (scottx@vulnerable.org) Quit (Local kill by humble (no
pull on this network :)))
#41207 [ + | - ] 138
<MY3K> someone kick my2k.
* Midknight kicks MY2K
* MY2K has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
<Midknight> there
<Midknight> see? it worked!! ^^
#41206 [ + | - ] 176
<badfysh> if you are cute i will buy you some more
<badfysh> :P
<badfysh> are there any good looking women that chat here?
<elister> dude
<elister> give it up
<elister> go to AOL
<elister> do not pass go
<jul-> lol
<badfysh> ok
*** badfysh has left #seattle
<elister> LOL!
<RSV> heh
<elister> I won!!!
<jul-> crap that actually works?!?
#41204 [ + | - ] 367
<SchoolyD> if women couldn't talk, i bet we would be living on
mars right now
<Islamikaze> yes
<SchoolyD> but women keep nagging men
<SchoolyD> "leave those equations alone and mow the lawn!"
#41202 [ + | - ] 115
--> cue_ball (~que_impor@a66b91n118client144.hawaii.rr.com)
has joined #WOPN
<cue_ball> does anyone know a channel on any server where they
trade books?
<Han_Skywalker> nope, not me
<^_sdh_^> book warez heh
<cue_ball> any ideas on what server to look?
<CKH> cue_ball: i hear amazon.com is setting up a irc channel
for book warez
<cue_ball> ok thanx
#41201 [ + | - ] 111
<mike||afk> does anyone here have princess tutu?
<Callick> ...
<Callick> I sure hope not.
#41197 [ + | - ] 90
<NLAL> Can you guys change my ip?
#41196 [ + | - ] 104
* @Boffbowsh is in shit. i was recreating the backup for the
166, and omitted my dad's accounts
<@Boffbowsh> 5 years of stuff
<@Boffbowsh> gone
<@Cheez> thats an "oh fuck" moment methinks
<@Cheez> tell him he should keep up to date backups
<@Boffbowsh> That WAS the backup
<@Cheez> ahh
#41186 [ + | - ] 123
<rTc|teDz> Thursday, Practice
<rTc|teDz> Everyone can make it ?
<rTc|miao> i can
<rTc|Teatime> i was planning to invite a whore, but i guess
clan matter are more important than my sex life
#41183 [ + | - ] 109
<plugaway> if im goin to fuck a dog, hell yea im not telling
it to anyone
#41179 [ + | - ] 157
<Darn> is there a floppy version of windows xp?
#41175 [ + | - ] 381
<nido> am i on the internet
#41174 [ + | - ] 521
<Kitsa> in retrospect, redheads shouldn't wear catholic-school
uniforms to places where there are going to be a lot of drunk
men
#41169 [ + | - ] -61
<Warwitch> you speak German? :o
<travelyan> sure i do.
* Warwitch nods
<Warwitch> Jawohl!
<travelyan> das machine ist nicht fer gefingerpoken und das
mittengrabben
<Hoo_Man> get that nazi shit outa here!
#41166 [ + | - ] 25
<rS|skycreatoR> Damnit
<rS|skycreatoR> I was nice and quiet wanking off to some drums
N beat, and i can hear my dad going up the stairs.. and then i
asap close my pants and try to shut the site with the porn
off, but i havent realized that i caught my wire in the button
- and it has a short wire - so i smash my head down in the
table when i try to lean back, as i usual do..
<rS|skycreatoR> And my dad got pissed.. :\
#41152 [ + | - ] 141
<@ElectroWaffle> i wanna see her stick a turkey leg in her
vagina then pull it out with out any meat on the bone.
#41149 [ + | - ] 210
<tfr> i got tired of cyber sex before instant messengers were
invented
<JeremyC> hahaha
<JeremyC> got worn out on 4800bps BBSes did ya
<tfr> yeah, +++NO CARRIER just before an orgasm is frustrating
#41147 [ + | - ] -56
* unknown__ (Identdhere@06-135.101.popsite.net) has joined #
bitchx
<unknown__> i got a prob
<unknown__> the time is 5:28am says bitchx, but the time is
really 6:28am says xwindows, why is the bitchx time off?
<Ven0m-> its day light savings
<Ven0m-> ROFL
#41145 [ + | - ] 1883
<Bezzy> i mean scyence
<Jenna> Science
<Bezzy> i don't know how to speel it i am only 8
<Jenna> Your doing fine
<Bezzy> that's "you're"
#41139 [ + | - ] 316
<Fang> 2002 will suck.
<Fang> if the way i entered it is any indication.
<joshie> Fang: you entered it sucking?
#41126 [ + | - ] 142
<@GPF> It's normal to experiment with your friends.  What you
need is an older man to help you experiment wisely.  Please
call (232) 555-8338 and ask for Dave.
#41122 [ + | - ] 103
<@happy> fat chicks are fun, just get really drunk and pretend
you're swimming
#41121 [ + | - ] -97
<membranoid> MIGGER: THE MAGIC NIGGER
#41097 [ + | - ] 351
<jre|away> * Hitler , circa 1933 | <Hitler> WHAT DO YOU CALL A
FARTING JEW?  GASSED! | * Audience is silent | <Hitler> FUCK
YOU ALL, IN 10 YEARS THAT'lL BE HILARIOUS
#41085 [ + | - ] 23
<Danarchy> anyone know any p2p programs that are heavy with
movie trading?
<Duker900> dalnet?
#41075 [ + | - ] 528
<Nifty> Quick etiquette question: Should one make it a point
to say goodbye to the people having a four-way in the living
room, or is it best to slip out quietly?
#41065 [ + | - ] 202
<plantboy> all the good presidents get shot
<NovaKANE> plantboy: or head
#41064 [ + | - ] -23
<troll> my speakers are off
<troll> so I can listen to some deaf mp3 :D
#41037 [ + | - ] 657
<modem> is it true that if you die in a dream you die in real
life?
<thecatisold> no
<thecatisold> but if you piss all over yourself in a dream
<thecatisold> you do piss all over yourself in real life
#41025 [ + | - ] 399
<jc> I have a dream.
<ailie> I had a dream.
<jc> Did yours involve fourteen twenty-three year old horny
Amazon women?
<ailie> No.
<jc> Sadly, neither did mine.
<jc> I can't seem to get a grip on this directed dreaming
thing.
#40987 [ + | - ] 308
(@Normandy) anyway, yes this girl has a nice arse, so maybe on
the next staff night out I might slip her one
(@Kazimierz) who says romance is dead
#40984 [ + | - ] 711
<Jemm> I can't afford to 0wn, but I wonder if I could r3nt...
#40976 [ + | - ] 280
<Ultra_Violet> I lost my virginity in a graveyard at 2am
<Vortexia> dude necrophilia is SICK'
#40966 [ + | - ] 666
<Mk> i dont think its a good thing to be getting flood
warnings in my email :\
<denium> thats why we have #floodhelp
<Mk> nono
<Mk> like
<Mk> weather
<denium> oh
<denium> that outside thing?
#40950 [ + | - ] 246
<mnsnsan> fourteen is legal in canada <chrizto> with the
exchange rate, that makes the legal limit like, 5 in the us
#40948 [ + | - ] 148
<Kimaroo> the pathetic side of being a nerd: http://
www.bash.org/?7755
<Mike`away> bash is back up??
<Kimaroo> no i'm just givin out dead links
#40928 [ + | - ] 243
<dingo> so i was talking to k-ron on the phone, telling him
about that cop talking shit aobut 'distribution', and he says
'bullshit'!
<dingo> and in the background i hear his sister bitching at
him for swearing
<dingo> so he says "shut up, mom says 'shit' all the time!"
<dingo> and her retort is: 'yeah, but you said the WHOLE word!
'
#40925 [ + | - ] 936
<@icono> i need to lose 60 pounds, my doctor is getting pissed
at me
<@LinkDJ> do you happen to be holding a small mammal?
<@orpal> "as your physician, i strongly recommend that you let
go of that 60-pound badger"
#40924 [ + | - ] 188
<TeichDragon> batir, host a Pr0n site ;)
<batir> hrm... My digital camera is teh sux0r
<Gilthas> Not pr0n of YOU.
<Gilthas> Ew.
<TeichDragon> *shudders*
#40922 [ + | - ] 181
<Pob> GUYS, EVERYWHERE! I just discovered the best chat up
line EVER!:
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
#40918 [ + | - ] 149
* Now talking in #chaoslegion
* Topic is 'UpTime[3 days 4 hrs 42 mins] - on win98, ph33r ||
[Windows XP Professional (5.1 - 2600)] uptime[1w 3d 6h 4m 31s]
(nuff said) | Linux uptime 194d 02:30:57 (0wned)'
#40914 [ + | - ] 423
* Praetorian is back: filling my tum tum after 17mins 11secs
<mil-soldat> Praetorian: you have the wierdest reasons in your
script
<Praetorian> yep :-) ta
<milenko> what do you say when you go off with your gf for a
bit of action?
<milenko> * Praetorian is back: filling my girlfriends tum
tum  after 1mins 12secs
#40911 [ + | - ] 225
@j0hn: haha
@j0hn: 35 trojans
j0hn quit (formatting)
#40907 [ + | - ] 142
<trog> one day, I'm gonna find the guy that created polaris,
and shove bright colourful things down his throat til he
chokes on them
#40905 [ + | - ] 65
(WillJitsu) how do I tell BitchX to use a certain port range
for dcc transfers?
(nyisles) /disco DCCportrange <port1> <portwhatever>
(WillJitsu) hmm  that's not working
(WillJitsu) ACiDDoG is the one running BitchX
(¨) join/#bitchx (ACiDDoG!
~willjitsu@cpe-024-165-204-216.midsouth.rr.com)..
(ACiDDoG) me
(ACiDDoG) so I type:  /disco DCCportrange 5990 6000
(ACiDDoG) right?
(shattah) yeah
(nyisles) yes
(¨) signoff/#bitchx.. ACiDDoG (DCCportrange 5990 6000)
(WillJitsu) funny joke
(WillJitsu) seriously, how do you change it?
(nyisles) /exec -o yes dcc_port_range num1 num2
(WillJitsu) is that another joke?
(nyisles) No
(nyisles) enough humor for one night
(WillJitsu) -:- No target for this window for -OUT
(nyisles) WillJitsu: you have to be connected first
(nyisles) and i think in a channel as well
(¨) join/#bitchx (ACiDDoG!
~willjitsu@cpe-024-165-204-216.midsouth.rr.com)..
(ACiDDoG) dcc_port_range 5990 6000
(ACiDDoG) dcc_port_range 5990 6000
(ACiDDoG) dcc_port_range 5990 6000
(ACiDDoG) dcc_port_range 5990 6000
(¨) signoff/#bitchx.. ACiDDoG (Excess Flood)
#40902 [ + | - ] 261
<surfer> anyone here
<surfer> how do i set up an irc script : S
<surfer> whats the command
<seven> surfer : there's a limit of 3 stupid questions within
the first hour of joining, you've only got 1 left.