<Posno> ne 1 h3r3 <Monk> is there a minimum level of l33tness needed to respond to that?
<Hawk> I'm gonna be tied up shortly...my brother and girlfriend are stopping by <Roman> ... <Monk> so which one's tying you up? your bro or your gf?
<Shafty> but you can't expect linux to hold your dick for you while you pee like windows does... <Snapcase> I don't want it to hold my dick, but it would be nice if the toilet wasn't an unmarked cinderblock. <Thraq> and you have to shake it yourself too.... <Thraq> just grab that root and shake it good <Thraq> and say "Take that Microsoft"!!!!!
<datacide> i just wanted to type shutdown -r now <datacide> and what i typed was stfu -r now <datacide> and for a moment...it looked as though the damn machine was gonna do soemthing <datacide> like a....stfu hidden binary
<DevDuck> how can we you worry about a little speed difference when there's such huge problems in the world? like hunger and war and my mozilla crashing!?
<AMD_aTHLON_MP> mnajdi@microsoft.aint.nothing.but.a.system-crash.net <C0ZMIC|WoRk> yeh <C0ZMIC|WoRk> i work for microsoft <AMD_aTHLON_MP> oh ok <AMD_aTHLON_MP> to u know l cracked the windows xp home <C0ZMIC|WoRk> heh so what <C0ZMIC|WoRk> many people crack our software <AMD_aTHLON_MP> do u know the trick <C0ZMIC|WoRk> once you try and install service pack 1 your ip will be logged and traced <AMD_aTHLON_MP> l work for the tnt2 cracker team <AMD_aTHLON_MP> we cracked over 40 milon softwares <AMD_aTHLON_MP> look man <AMD_aTHLON_MP> we got a ip logging that gives u fake traces <C0ZMIC|WoRk> microsoft already makes millions from coporate buyers <AMD_aTHLON_MP> that how we cracked win xp home <C0ZMIC|WoRk> i already got your IP from IRC <C0ZMIC|WoRk> @acc6-ppp29.hay.dialup.connect.net.au <AMD_aTHLON_MP> ok <AMD_aTHLON_MP> l, joking <C0ZMIC|WoRk> i can call your ISP and ask them who you are <AMD_aTHLON_MP> l not evevn useing win xp home <AMD_aTHLON_MP> l,m sorry <AMD_aTHLON_MP> l was only jking <AMD_aTHLON_MP> plz forgive me <AMD_aTHLON_MP> l got a licesed copy of win98 <AMD_aTHLON_MP> plz forgive me
<trife> past 2 days i been in the best mood dunno why <far_away-> cuz u wante sex0rs <trife> well i was about to get laid yesterday but my stepdad just fuckin got home <trife> :( <trife> as soon as i unbutton her pants my stepdad pulls in driveway <far_away-> fuck him <HSOK> yeah man <HSOK> just go at her! <HSOK> shoulda gone downstairs, gave him a twenty and said "go see a movie, i need a little time with the lady"
<CofeeVint> how do i d/l ? <Konno_Asami> type "/quit i love you" without quotes y2kenjination has Quit iRC (i love you)
(CountZero) does anyone know where i can find the irc channel for bash.org?! plz help thank you (Sunk) Hrmm.. (Sunk) I don't. (turb0) no (Val[AWAY]) Hrm. Can't recall. (D3KK0N) #bearcave (Badtz_brx) what is bash.org? (Val[AWAY]) #microsoft, maybe? *** Kick: CountZero was kicked by Amanda_ (Amanda_) (Sunk) ROFL (turb0) HAhahahahaha (Xanor) lol (turb0) that was classic (madog) omg (Val[AWAY]) :)
<Soulfly-> come on simo we all know what u do on those long brisbane to sunshine coast train trips.. <Soulfly-> YOU THINK ABOUT SEX POSITIONS DONT U? <simo> no <simo> i wank <Croew> oh god * Croew has quit IRC
<Tr1v14s3rv314m> 28. tegucigalpa is the capital of ______ ? <Rive> wtfux <Dr3w529> fuck that. <Rive> Later
<Dude68> I just spent the last 15 minutes talking to an AI bot <Homie22m> i think it was like 50 minutes <Dude68> shhh.. I'm gonna pretend that it was only 15... so I don't sound lame...
<daimonic> i was standing in the kitchen waiting for my toast for about 2 minutes <daimonic> stoned out of my head so i just stood there looking at the toaster <daimonic> then when it finally was done it gave me some fright <daimonic> fuck
<j03bl0w> I did a /ignroe *@* CHAN in one window earlier today and only just realised, it worked in every window, and i've had EVERY channel I've been in on ignore today .. <j03bl0w> No fucking wonder I was bored <j03bl0w> I just thought "strange, no ones talking today" <j03bl0w> fucking hell.
* DarkScream watched some kid get hit by a car. (DarkScream) On his bike too. (DarkScream) The front end of the bike exploded, i almost got hit by the shrapenal (DarkScream) I woulda helped.. but. (DarkScream) I was laughing too hard and stuff. (Sklathill) o_o;; (DarkScream) I hurt my neck rolling on the ground. (Vulpes) I feel less bad about laughing when I read about it, now. (DarkScream) Laughing, of course. (Riffraff) ...is the kid okay? (DarkScream) Of course not.
<Tajar> Just a heads up... I may be gone for a few days <Tajar> Hurricane Lili is heading our way <Tajar> and they evacuated the town next to us <Guildenstern> Back up your harddrive just in case <Tajar> Guildy, I'm unplugging it. And I have zip disks of the important stuff <Guildenstern> bout 900 <Kiir> you know you are a computer geek when you have a hurricane headng your way and the first thing you do is backup your harddrive
<chris> aaaaah this class never ends <chris> i'm bringing headphones next class <chris> and a zip dick full of oggs <chris> er... <chris> zip disk
<|-|p|> neko-kun <|-|p|> amrit is a h8er <|-|p|> and what do we do to h8erz in this chan? <amrit> deop em? * amrit sets mode: -o |-|p| * karr sets mode: -o+o amrit |-|p| <amrit> like that? <|-|p|> no, we usually don't do anything to haters <amrit> ooh, heh * |-|p| sets mode: +o amrit * karr sets mode: -o amrit <|-|p|> haha <amrit> ... <|-|p|> j00 got revenged ;p <amrit> faggot ass bot <amrit> I AM THE FUCKING 0WNER <|-|p|> that's what j00 get for hating, dawg <|-|p|> got to be a lover, not a hater
<wirm> going to bed in 15 mins <wirm> 10 <wirm> 12 <wirm> 14 <wirm> fucking download remain steady <wirm> 13
<Grimspoon> would you amputate an innocent babie's arm, skin it and use the baby arm skin as a condom in order to save 60 million lives? <Destrox> you'd get to fuck somone with baby skin to become a hero for earth <Grimspoon> i'd prolly not skin it, just jab the whole arm on my shlong and the little baby fingers would be like "ribbed for her pleasure" <Grimspoon> i'd use the baby arm to ass fuck jessepence <jessepence> ooooh yeah
<Enrico> do you like your co-workers <Thibster> I'd like them to leave me alone <Enrico> have you tried shooting them... I bet you didn't. <Thibster> no I tried <Thibster> they respawn
>>> dsfh [yo@vw-29207.connect.net.au] has joined #computers <dsfh> hey i got 512 ddr ram and my computer is only using... <dsfh> Memory Usage: (Usage: 197/512MB (38.48%)) º (|||||||||||||||||||-------------------------------) <dsfh> how do i make it use more?
* Mike grabs a pitcher of ice cold water * Mike then pours the ice cold water over narzy <Mitch_Shrader> i did that to a skunk once. it was educational. <Mike> LOL!!!! <Mitch_Shrader> the skunk didn't like it much either.
<billa> rock climbing == need a partner <billa> maybe ill just join #gym <billa> err <billa> join the gym
<DrNick668> man, a volvo hit me yesterday <DrNick668> the volvo hit me and it's gunna cost me like 200 bucks or some shit coz it was my fault <Warkha> was it an old person in the volvo? <DrNick668> nah, fat chick <DrNick668> i turned across the traffic and couldn't see her comin <Prozzy> at least the fat chick didn't hit on you, you woulda had to pay another $200 to make her go away <Warkha> or throw food
<Bulbareon> Avalanche prevention goggles. <Bulbareon> Battery powered battery charger. <Bulbareon> Braille Drivers' Manual <FlareonAtma> helicoptor ejection seat <FlareonAtma> submarine screen window <FlareonAtma> iMac <Bulbareon> lol
<CY666> Yeah, I sticked multiple things in my ass in my life. <CY666> I even went to look for a virbrator in my GF's stuff once, since I was somehow convinced that she had one. :| <BUBA_kiNG> fuck.. i never gotto try out a vibrator <CY666> Me neither, because she didn't posses one. <CY666> I dried a force-feedback psx controller though. <CY666> Kind of hard to do... <CY666> You had to summon those Guardian Forces in FFVIII without the view on your controller, holding one side of the thing firmly, and laying in a weird position on your chair. <CY666> Didn't give me much satisfaction.
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<PuffinFreshWog> Lord_Lamb: a cop came to our school and said that if two underage ppls fuck, they are, strictly by law, raping eachother
<mdl> i think nec uses aperture grille tubes <mdl> and mitsu <mdl> yeah <AlmtyBob> there ar ea few I believe <RevMarcus> afaik nec and mitsumi both do invar shadow mask <AlmtyBob> if I wasn't masturbating I'd look on the back of my monitor and tell you
<@CC-Myshra> (Your Mom) + (Your Dad) + (Your Dog) = You <@p24t> haha <+[PQ3]UlTiMaTeP> wierd... <+[PQ3]UlTiMaTeP> no wonder i like to drink out of the toilet
* beady husg plastering <DC_Sniper> husg? <Guilty> I wish I was plastered <beady> its like hugs, but hornier <kalypso> in the leg humping sorta way?. <beady> kalypso, yes <beady> i hold the leg <beady> and hump like a bitch :) <kalypso> tmi! tmi!
(matthardy) mxlbody: i have been in trouble for irc'ing @ work (matthardy) mxlbody: like my fat boss came in and there was someone on IRC (matthardy) going "YOUR FAT BOSS" (matthardy) and she saw it (matthardy) she didn't let on , but i saw she was hurt (matthardy) and i was laughing inside but scared
<Claud> when you've got enough people pressed up against you so you're reaming someone in the ass, someone's reaming you in the ass and the 3 people on your sides are fondling your testicles, people sweat regardless
<bell-chan> i got the little mermaid on dvd <bell-chan> dude, if you pause it just right when she just gets her legs <bell-chan> BOOM <bell-chan> you see nothing <bell-chan> the only sad thing about that is i tried
<phr0work> using linux is like using windows, except every time you try to do something like install a program or a driver or set a different resolution, a big black dude runs in and kicks you in the side of the head
<oneshadow> hi there, im looking for a guy under 25 to severely and permanently damage my penis, im from ny and will travel, also offering $500 maybe more, lets talk private!!!
[+Badtz] good sex = the best shit out there [@orion] what's the bandwidth requirements?
<Zeuxy> I have to take all the dead small children out of my walls. <Zeuxy> Cable guy's coming on monday. <Kayin> Zeuxy: so you're a pedonecrophiliac? <Zeuxy> Kayin: I never said I fucked them. <Zeuxy> .. well.. just the chicks <Zeuxy> But usually while they're alive <astral> 'usually.'
<masttime1> i gotta pee <masttime1> brb <masttime1> SHIT <masttime1> IM SO KILLING MY BROTHER <masttime1> he put saran wrap on the toilet <masttime1> and i peed all over my foot
<souletr> god i hate fucking stupid bitches <souletr> er <souletr> *hate stupid fucking bitches <souletr> i'd fuck stupid bitches
<MegamanX2K>yeah, the best thing Saddam could do now would be to go to the Un and hold a conference in which he tells then plainly, "The only place you need to send weapons inspectors to is...MY PANTS! Cuz baby I've got a big one stowed away there, ready to launch! Ohhhhh yeah!" <MegamanX2K>...it's not like he's actually respected to begin with...
*** Ashy_Boy has joined #rpgfan <KeeperX> ashton: http://www.goatse.cx <Ashy_Boy> ? * KeeperX waits <Ashy_Boy> (^#*&#(*^$*&^$#(*&^#(*&^$(*&^#(*& <KeeperX> BAHAHAHHAHA <Ashy_Boy> FUCK YOU
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<p1astik> i think i should just dry shave, i mean, the razor is just right here and it saves me a trip to the bathroom <bugster> but you could get a beer at the same time <p1astik> tempting...very tempting....oh..the decisions i have to make
<Shut^D0wN> one time i called office depot and asked "What kind of RAM do you guys have?" and the guy said "We dont have RAM just memory..." <Wario64> So what kind of memory did they have? <Shut^D0wN> I dunno... I think i had an anyerism
<bbyhewie> my roommate just asked me how to change the font of text in a picture he just downloaded <PhsyCon> tell him to drop it in notepad :P <bbyhewie> no, i told him to shut up and stop talking to me
<@LordZERO> I used to think a girls butt was forbidden. I was so young, and naive...