<Cornell> damn I wish I could have gone to my friends summer camp.. 9 guys my age, 18 girls, and another 18 or so a year younger <Cornell> *18 or so girls <Beoulve> Dude. <Beoulve> You'd still be a virgin in the end. <Cornell> most likely. <Cornell> but still, you knever know, and think of all the possibilities... <Tarl> Yeah.. <Beoulve> It's possible that you'd die. <Beoulve> Horribly. <Tarl> "Hey <Insert cornellmun's name here>! Could you go to the convienience store and pick up some more condoms for us? Thanks!"
<PenDragon> ((don't... I don't find it funny... and neither does Kelli...)) <Tarl> (Weelll..for some reason, I consider my amusement more important than your own.) <Tarl> (Besides.) <Tarl> (Playing brother sister, while being "sexually active"..) <Tarl> (It kind of opens yourself up to ridicule.)
<lambtron> lol the other day my mom was on the computer and I was in the other room and she goes "I won! I won! What did I win?" <lambtron> and I yell "what are you talking about?" <lambtron> and she goes "It says that if this is flashing, I just won!!"
<myutwo33> i should stick to stupid jokes... for stupid people... that means you guys!
<tofuhunters> what instruments can you play? <tofuhunters> i can play the electric guitar <tofuhunters> bass guitar <tofuhunters> drums <tofuhunters> and saxophone <bobsonfire> i play the radio.
<Satan> I need. <Satan> A fucking optical mouse. <Satan> So I don't have to deal with dirty balls anymore. <Satan> .. Er, yeah. <rapty> X_X
<jalex> hmm, they recycled 14,226 lbs. of paper here in Sept. <Vco> all porno? <cruentus> 14,226 lbs. of pr0n <cruentus> what is that, 7 tons? <_spartan_> just over <roundfeh> heh <cruentus> what method is used to seperate the paper from the sticky stuff in the recycling process? <Vco> cheap immigrant labour
<tulmad> there's lots of hot chicks in the egr building now <tulmad> too bad they're all freshmen and will all drop out of the CS program by the end of this year <tulmad> this hot redhead was just in here for a few minutes <da4> end of the year = enough time to get some coed action <da4> tulmad: webcam dood
<WintrHawk> I fart a lot in my jeep so if thieves try and break in to steal something, the gas will repel them
<thrust> so, I just went to the snack bar and bought a "Three Musketeers Bar" <thrust> the label reads "Whipped Up, Fluffy Chocolate-on-Chocolate Taste" <thrust> which made me think of overweight black lesbian porn <thrust> and made me realize that I get way too much spam
<Jay^^> But I might interrupt your work...;) <JaG> im not working im surfing bash.org <JaG> like i work at work, pleeeeeease
<+EGreg> ATA? RAID? ATAPI? IDE? EIDE? SCSI? what is the world coming to?? FTP? SPAM? HTTP? HD? I have been here for a short while and already so many acronyms :-) <+EGreg> of course there are 10x more that I know, but still. :-) <@O_6> ever heard of 'stfu' ?
<darkdragon18> yeah i live in England too <Crystal> Damnit, the strap on my bra broke.. >_< <darkdragon18> you shoudl buy a new brassyeah <Primigenus> "brassyeah"? <IceDelta> I think he meant brassière ;-) <Primigenus> ... <darkdragon18> fuck you, i thnk Id know how to spell words tat orignate in my own language
<d00m2k> lol, when have you ever seen an azn be 6'6'' <d00m2k> ive seen an azn on another azns shoulders <d00m2k> be 6'6''
<tngkicksbum> that book sucked ass <tngkicksbum> there was no sex in it! <tngkicksbum> and the violence wasn't intense enough <tngkicksbum> and there was no math either <tngkicksbum> i liked reading euclid's elements <fizzie> so euclidean geometry has violence intense enough for your tastes? interesting.
<+Yamatto> im keeping my ass virginal, <+Yamatto> coz like if i go to jail <+Yamatto> i want to be like <+Yamatto> a rare commodity <+Yamatto> and be protected for my ass
<PsychicSeagull> I should make a book - Procrastination for Dummies! It will just be a bunch of empty pages.
* ZondrZout has entered <Arathorn> hello <ZondrZout> Well, how typical... <ZondrZout> Only the bot greets me <Karyon> lol
(nyisles) see, what i need the dremel for is to cut the center pieces out of the Caravan grille after putting the FMIC in (TheDrip) use a fuckin steak knife (guess how I know a steak knife cuts plastic grills) (minime-) because you eat steaks made of plastic?
<Gemini4t> I'm going to become rich and famous some day when I design a keyboard that has spring-loaded needles hidden inside the caps lock button. <Gemini4t> Some newbie tries to type 'WOW WUT IS UP???? LOLZ' and instead he types 'AH FUCK MY FINGERZ BLEEDIN'
<Mike|sleep> Redwolf probibly has a record for # of people that setinfo him <RedWolf> :/ <RedWolf> im soo popular <Mike|sleep> nah. you just say stupid shit all the time.
<LunchBox> why is my usb-to-usb networking not working :( <q[torg]> LunchBox: it's netnotworking
<Zeon> and ya i have a bottle of brut, that stuff smells like crap, i only bought it cus the playboy ad said it would get me sex... anothr broken promise :(
<bender_> lol.. Like 2 women on PMS <Khafra> Alright, can someone help me with my actual problem before I start craving chocolate then? <bender_> (I assume there are no women on this channel...) *Khafra looks at the extensive list of users <Khafra> Statistically, probably not
<|JKZ|Silvr|3ull3t> truth: even tho i hav many girlz 2 choose from, i am single b/c i havent found the rite one 4 me <Mr`K> Translated from nerdspeak: No girls will go out with me
@(mhweaver) new philosophy on life: @(mhweaver) "I may have to share this planet with animals, but I'm doing my damn best to eat every last one of them."
<Doomer> i want to compile some kind of calculater <Doomer> its my first good program <fraggle> er what language is it in <Doomer> uh <Doomer> wait <Doomer> english
<ComWizz> also, i was thinking that Linux should have a built-in UNIX shell <ComWizz> because when I once did this: chmod -rwx /bin/sh <ComWizz> and tried to restart the computer, it wouldn't shut down, so I turned it off <ComWizz> when i turned it on, it wouldn't boot
<darknation> wtf is the point in storing quotes? <boris_> darknation: it's like taking a photo in real life :P <darknation> I wouldn't want photos of retards
* Andrew has quit IRC (Quit: In the year of our Lord 1314, patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered, charged the fields at Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets. They fought like Scotsmen. And won their freedom.) <Mank> Andrew's quit makes me want to duct tape him to a tree and rip his eyes out. <Coco13> But then he wouldn't have his FREEDOM
<rompiku> I think I am going to wait until the hacker is in my computer, then I will disconnect from the internet and trap him inside
<ANonRhymingNick> Messed my english teacher up friday when we were writing that essay.. <ANonRhymingNick> She was like "what school did you come from? " "Live Oak." "Ahh..That's why you don't have a problem with this kind of stuff." "No, I don't have a problem with this stuff because I got most of my education outside of Louisiana" "*silence*"
<Siidu> What's with the best taste thingie on these cans of pepsi? Has anyone done this? And waited for the date? <Siidu> This one says... March 10th of 2003 <Elexion> ..... <Elexion> I think that's when it expires, Pete. That's why no one waits that long. <Siidu> Eh.. <Siidu> Okay. <Siidu> lol.
<Tarl> Never try and whack off to TV commercials btw. <Tarl> Because eventually, the old republican woman will come on to bitch about demoncrats while you're doing it. <Tarl> And you'll just explode, in a bad way.
<revc> asphinctersayswhat? <Daedalus> what? <revc> heehee <Daedalus> ? <revc> asphinctersayswhat? <Daedalus> what the hell are you saying <Daedalus> whats an asphincter
<KeeperX> "Your profession puts you in a position to be interested in both technology and biosecurity issues so we ve arranged with COMDEX to offer you a free All-Access Pass when you register by midnight, EST, Friday, October 11. " <KeeperX> wtf <KeeperX> i write about video games <KeeperX> how does that make me interested in biosecurity issues? <Legacy> You've played RE right?
<rhraz_w3rk> recession? pshh, i haven't seen one hobo yet! <ESD-Wyrk> that's cause you need to go outside to see one <ESD-Wyrk> most of them aren't 'online'
<sparcv9> i'm such a dick <sparcv9> someone came into my office to ask me if i had a sheet of paper, so he could make a temporary CD sleeve <sparcv9> so i did an: <sparcv9> echo " " | lpr <sparcv9> and said "sure, go pick it up off the printer"
<+Ava|anch3> i was just banned from a hacker channel <+Ava|anch3> i told him in german that i am his god <+Ava|anch3> and he understood it <+Ava|anch3> then i told him i loved him <+Ava|anch3> and he loves me [+cerb] hehehe <+Ava|anch3> now hes packeting me :/
<RichiH> yay <RichiH> my glasses have arrived <RichiH> this will give me at least 13 geek points
<Match> eyeglass repair kits are so retarded <H4Z3> how so? <Match> if someone needs to fix their glasses, then obviously they cant see too well. if they know this, why would they make them so fucking small and hard to find? <H4Z3> umm... cuz then it would be a normal screwdriver <Match> thats not what i mean. i know that they have to be small, but why cant they make them more visible. like packaging them in bright red <Match> or putting one of those things on them that when you clap it beeps <H4Z3> cuz that would seem equally retarded. just imagine someone walking around their house, squinting and claping repeatedly. <H4Z3> 'what the hell are you doing?' 'Oh, I just need to fix my glasses.'
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<DF> Does anybody here live in a dorm ? That would be so cool living right near your mates 24/7 <Cav> i boarded for year 12 <Cav> it was interesting but a pain in the arse <Cav> err <Cav> i better change that reply :)
<Daffman> just hold ctrl b4 you start copying and it will take the color codes too <dannthr> wheres the b4 button <Daffman> [dannthr] right next to the any key