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#37364 [ + | - ] -61
<Trivzor-Bot>  oth.247. Category:If you live in the northern
hemisphere, Polaris, the North Star, can be found be looking
in which direction?
<Trivzor-Bot>  1st Hint: *****   Question Value : 18 Points
<PCG-Digipak> north
<Trivzor-Bot>  YES, PCG-Digipak!!!  got the answer ->  north
<-  in  9.564  secs, and gets  18  Points
#37362 [ + | - ] 150
<Luna`> lol okay never mind I did head
<Jamie_M> Luna heads all the time.
<Luna`> DAMMIT
<Luna`> HEAR
#37361 [ + | - ] 995
<discore> hey kali say 'clue'
<kalihasno> clue
#37359 [ + | - ] 180
<crazy> you just made a huge withdrawl from the first bank of
fag.
#37357 [ + | - ] 291
<Neshie> whenever I eat red apples I get bad luck
<Neshie> so it might aswell happen now so I can get over it
quicker
<Fariha_UK> :(
<Fariha_UK> i get bad luck when i eat rhubarb leaves
<Fariha_UK> cos they;re poisonous:/
<Neshie> erm ok
<Neshie> I dont want to eat these apples but im bloody
starving
<Fariha_UK> ummm
<Fariha_UK> take the skin off, that way they're no longer red
<Neshie> ive eaten everything else
<Neshie> erm
<Neshie> theyre still red apples with or without skin
<Fariha_UK> hmmm this sounds like a philosophical discussion
to me
#37353 [ + | - ] 257
<[ESF]Pcjoe2> who the fuck is using my name?
<[ESF]Pcjoe2> wait..
<[ESF]Pcjoe2> im using my own name >.<
* [ESF]Pcjoe2 has quit IRC
<[ESF]Pcjoe> hehe:-)
#37352 [ + | - ] 611
<JoltX> i just found out what alt+z does
* Parts: Eaichu250
* Parts: Donald
* Parts: WaterBomb
#37347 [ + | - ] 262
<Cassara> Oh! and the open trenchcoat. But usually Zan is
like. Black slaves, button down shirts, overcoats and stuff.
lesse who else..
<Doom> ...Black Slaves.. Nice fashion accessory
#37343 [ + | - ] 231
<`Raphael> <venomz> i broke my  finger playen halo 2 much!!!!!
<`Raphael> @_@
<`Raphael> HOW DO YOU BREAK A FINGER PLAING A GAME??
<Rann-chan> Jamming it on the game pad REALLY hard?
<`Raphael> How??
<Rann-chan> Either that or he, like, played it non-stop for 48
hours or something and his fingers were so overstrung that one
fractured when he jabbed a button.
<RichardFox> Could be a stress fracture.
<`Raphael> He said he played it everyday for a month.
<RichardFox> Yup, stress fracture.
<Rann-chan> You know what can cure that? A LIFE.
#37341 [ + | - ] 300
* cams lights tri on fire
* Trimangle is flame retarded
#37338 [ + | - ] 470
<Filia> If you follow the other two stars in the cup of the
dipper (Megrez and Phecda) down below the cup, you will get to
Regulus.html, the brightest star in Leo.
<Filia> i'll remember that :D
<Havoc> ....
<Havoc> The brightest star in Leo has a file extension?
#37336 [ + | - ] 332
<Aeris> lol once I hit a guy in the eye with a quarter
<Aeris> he threw like 5 quarters at me in revenge, it hurt
<Deltan> At least you got the last laugh
<Deltan> Assuming he threw back your own quarter
<Deltan> you gained a dollar
<Deltan> sowned
#37334 [ + | - ] 251
<FairchildDrumr> Damn the internet.
<FairchildDrumr> It gives you easy access to lots of great
women that are not easilly accesable.
#37330 [ + | - ] 762
<Lasse> we're playing ping pong lolololololol
<Lasse> !ping
<ChanServ> Pong!
<Lasse> !ping
<ChanServ> Pong!
<Lasse> !ping
<ChanServ> Pong!
<Lasse> !ping
<ChanServ> Pong!
<Lasse> !ping
<ChanServ> Too many commands sent, please wait.
<Lasse> whee I win
#37329 [ + | - ] 26
<Molloch> hmmm...the police are really pissed about something
outside
<Molloch> I wonder what's going on
<Prozzy> its the warez police
<Prozzy> bad boys bad boys what you gonna do? what you gonna
do when the RIAA comes for you?
#37322 [ + | - ] 35
Sup (fdsa@d141-144-70.home.cgocable.net) is now known as
Sup-out
<Judau> good riddance
<|[T]|Hiddenpower{573}> don't be so mean to supes
<|[T]|Hiddenpower{573}> he may be a dumb jock but he has
feelings too
#37315 [ + | - ] 845
<Requiem> wtf r u talkin bout, i droped englsh cuz it suks
<Nolan> As shown by your crappy spelling, you probably should
have stayed with it.
<Requiem> fuk u, ur all gay
*** Requiem has quit IRC (FUK U NOLIN)
#37306 [ + | - ] 227
(Proalpha): SOMEONE BEEN HACKING MY FUCKING COMP WHO IS IT!, I
WILL FIND YOU I GOT YOU ADDRESS FUCKER. [AMSG]
(Proalpha): HELP ME OUT, HIS IP IS 216.226.129.209
*** Looking up 216.226.129.209
*** Resolved 216.226.129.209 to
security-scanner.progameplayer.com
#37305 [ + | - ] 242
<Ark> ops kick you from th eroom, opers kick you from the
network.  I kick you in the nuts.
<Ark> choose wisely
#37300 [ + | - ] 318
<Lord-Lard-Arse> instead of people acting out historic
battles, in a few hundred years time we'll all be acting out
CS matches to our children
#37284 [ + | - ] 364
<Drak> i rolled out of bed, and before my feet hit the ground,
my finger hit my power-on
#37279 [ + | - ] 406
<]S[fuze> well i just got home from my interview
<]S[fuze> i hate this shit like i rip off my tie and my dress
shirt and slacks and expect like hot sex like those damn soap
operas but i get IRC and DRAK
<Drak`> :(
#37278 [ + | - ] 504
<chr15tpunch3r> man, i just saw my dad buttering up a potato
and i laughed because for some reason i thought of him shoving
it up my step moms ass
#37275 [ + | - ] 165
<Drak`> if i killed myself over a bitch, i would commit
suicide
#37273 [ + | - ] -167
<]S[John> why is cum white
<]S[John> wonder if nigger cum is black
<DARK-Lancelot> AFTER THAT
<DARK-Lancelot> cum is white because its perfect, like the
white race :-)
<]S[Arkfear> HAHAHA john its not, ive sucked numerous black
cocks in my time
#37267 [ + | - ] 441
<Hurricane_Hasney> fuck... that was not good
<Hurricane_Hasney> I put on winamp and added my MP3 directory
<ragnarok2040> O_O, winamp3
<Hurricane_Hasney> Forgetting that it has porn videos in it
<ragnarok2040> heh
<Hurricane_Hasney> I had ePSXe running as well full screen so
there I am chatting away to my mum and playing Tekken
<Hurricane_Hasney> One of my songs finish and all you hear is
"Uh, uh, mmm, right there"
<ragnarok2040> LMAO
<Hurricane_Hasney> so a quick stab of the reset button was
inorder
#37264 [ + | - ] 288
The Mirror> Imagine all the feminist groups being up in arms
when they're told to read the man pages.
#37251 [ + | - ] 482
<ZarcyB> i had a dream about irc last night :/
<ZarcyB> in my dream, everyone hated me
<fraggle> it wasnt a dream
#37248 [ + | - ] 103
<deathwarrior> time out baron
*** SignOff Baron: #doomino (Ping timeout for Baron
[h24-66-172-59.du.shawcable.net])
#37246 [ + | - ] 302
<Toke> I remember that time i was talking to mod on ICQ
<Toke> and she was telling me about how you guys confiscated
your sons marijuana
<Toke> and she turned around and saw you rollin up a joint
<fodders_DS> i had to burn the evidence
#37245 [ + | - ] 167
<Toke> ralhpis's little brother wanted to packet fraggle once
<Toke> and asked for his ip
<Toke> so fraggle gave him own ip and he packeted himself
#37243 [ + | - ] 260
<Xoap> HAHAHHA MAONTH YOU ARE HETEROSEXUAL
<Maonth> whatever
#37236 [ + | - ] 15
* @Cryogen jumps up and down
<@[4K^Got|AW]> I'm putting it in and stuff
<@[4K^Got|AW]> it's coming VERY soon
#37228 [ + | - ] 178
<ozsphere> I would like to say that im on windows not on
redhat...reason i said i was in redH. cause I thought everyone
that was leet was on linux or unix so to fit in I had to
lie...sorry..
#37222 [ + | - ] 404
<Myrmidon> Why do Windows have a feature called Sticky Keys
when I can do it myself ?
#37221 [ + | - ] 766
<Ravage> anyone here have a computer?
#37216 [ + | - ] -107
* Some_Legend_Effort runs his tongue over your pussy lips
again, my thumb massaging your clit
<Some_Legend_Effort> before my tongue thrusts in and out,
going at a faster and faster pace
<Some_Legend_Effort> tell me when you want my cock inside you
<Some_Legend_Effort> before i get lock jaw
<lustychick> put it in and tell me what you are doing
<Some_Legend_Effort> open your pussy for me first
<lustychick> ok i opening it for you
<Some_Legend_Effort> open that pussy up and put a "be back in
5min sign" cos here comes daddy
<lustychick> ok
#37212 [ + | - ] 207
<wox> VB is meant to be drunk not coded
#37208 [ + | - ] 486
<Mr_E> kazaa lite's a little better... I get a good 30 seconds
of downloading before it crashes
<Mr_E> regular kazaa crashes on start up
<Mr_E> I need like, kazaa-uber-lite
<Mr_E> if there was such thing
<Mr_E> maybe I'd get a whole file done then
<w|zzy> it is your celery
<Mr_E> excuse me?
<logicalentity> hehe
<logicalentity> NOW THATS TECH SUPPORT
#37191 [ + | - ] 138
<goober> Man, my wrist hurts
<flatu_Lance> Start using your other arm.
<goober> What are you sayin', that I beat off too much?
<flatu_Lance> Hey, I'm just saying when you use the other arm
it's like a stranger's doing it, and it gives your regular arm
a rest.
#37187 [ + | - ] 205
<richmond> you'll be marching in the band, won't you?
<richmond> some little shit threw a piece of candy at me last
year while i was marching
<richmond> smacked me in the side of the head
<richmond> ...i've been hooked on ddr ever since
#37167 [ + | - ] 199
<Donut> Water Block Round-Up : 19 of the biggest baddest water
blocks rounded up and tested, just for you guys out there that
like your action wet and heavily overclocked.
<Donut> FREUD IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE
#37162 [ + | - ] 461
* Quits: zytel (~pirch@svcr-216-108-199-29.dsl.svcr.epix.net)
(Quit: You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it
doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and
shouldn't, use the tape.)
#37161 [ + | - ] 32
<saxxonpike> The goal of war is not to die for your country,
it's to make the other bastard die for his
#37153 [ + | - ] 299
<Ashe3> Some dumbass at work covered his computer in magnets
<PlatinumDragon> ha ha
<PlatinumDragon> no shit?
<Ashe3> yeah
<Ashe3> bunch of smily face magnets
<BosTony> Ashe: Some idiot put a plant on top of his.. and
used to water it.
<Ashe3> lol
<BosTony> I told him not to call me with problems... EVER.
#37152 [ + | - ] 406
<LordArgent> I see an iMac and I want it painted black, no
colors anymore I want them to turn black.
<LordArgent> It's not a real computer, you have to face the
facts. When you're on a Macintosh, your soul has turned to
black.
#37150 [ + | - ] 582
<kw> heh, got woken up with a blowjob to day.. thats a
seriously nice way to wake up
<Nathan> heh
<Nathan> you sleeping at your parents again?
#37146 [ + | - ] 565
<Threeboy> !down
* ChanServ sets mode: -o Threeboy
<Threeboy> !up
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Threeboy
<tKE> !up!up!dn!dn!lt!rt!lt!lt!B!A!B!A!Select!Start
<tKE> damn, I want my 30 lives
#37144 [ + | - ] 210
<[SA]Jibaku> Guys, by what voodoo does ikaruga compress to a
scant 17 megabytes?
<HentaiTentacleDemon> The good voodoo
<[SA]MofoTPG> The magic of "incomplete download"?
#37143 [ + | - ] 559
ianepson: heh one time i was camping up in the mountains and
there were these wierd sounds
ianepson: and i had my guitar with me......
ianepson: somthing compelled me to play the theme to
deliverance
Metal Mantis X: lol
Metal Mantis X: lmfao
ianepson: i half expected some guy to come out of the trees
and make me squeel like a piggai
Metal Mantis X: lol
ianepson: my dad comes out and is like wtf are you doin? ur
gonna get us all raped.
ianepson: sure enough these dudes come rollin by in a van
honkin the horn.... wavin and hollerin.....
ianepson: SQEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL
ianepson: lol then we ended up jammin and this dude was askin
me to play Nirvana
Metal Mantis X: heh good thing you didn't play "Rape Me"