[@Sekt]: "They say that when you play a Microsoft CD backwards you can hear demonic voices... [@Sekt]: But that's nothing - When you play it forwards it installs Windows."
<iTM> you can blame that on Power Archiver >:( <viro|umm> oh and I do <iTM> i started it up <iTM> and my comp froze <viro|umm> that's what it is supposed to do <iTM> oh yea? <viro|umm> yeah, set autocrash=0 in the ini file <viro|umm> by default it is 1
<aphr0> bowling is definitely a drunk pasttiem <KArmA-> something like that yeah <aphr0> some little girl there was like <aphr0> good. <aphr0> she was beating me <aphr0> I felt bad <aphr0> I was rolling around 14mph and she was rolling about 3 <KArmA-> heh <KArmA-> those slow balls'll get you sometimes <aphr0> yea, but I got the last laugh <aphr0> I raped her in the parking lot <KArmA-> you can console yourself in the fact that you could still go over there and kick her ass <KArmA-> or yeah <aphr0> ha! cunt
<Tiio> Dude, I don't think I've even SEEN 15.6 gigs of pr0n. <Tiio> I mean <Tiio> in all my wanking. <Dogmeat> (which is quite a bit) <Tiio> well <Tiio> I don't get to watch much movies so -_-; <Tiio> usually have to stick to .txts, bleh.
<XZergonaleashIX> shut, up, now i'm hungy]ry <XZergonaleashIX> thats right, hungy]ry
<XZergonaleashIX> yeah, drowning your fish eh? <XZergonaleashIX> in prison talk thats <XZergonaleashIX> ugh... <XZergonaleashIX> nevermind, thats nasty
<Gygaxis> and never use your knife on the screaming guys <Muro> Nah, those are okay to shoot. Just never knife the ones with bombs for hands. <Gygaxis> muro: those are the ones that scream <Muro> The shooty ones don't scream at all? <Gygaxis> not really <Gygaxis> the ones with bombs CONTINUOUSLY scream though <Wataru> Can you shoot the bombs? <Muro> Yeah. The 'splode REAL good. <fabutron> THIS CONVERSATION KILL BRAIN
<melvin> figures <melvin> I joined #geekissues on efnet (bash.org) <melvin> it's just <melvin> people trying to be witty
<cshepherd> i hax0red my first root account at age 12 <cshepherd> i was so proud!@ <cshepherd> no pubic hair, but good god did i have root
<Salmon Gurl>I like gays because their funny and nice to be with. Thats why I'm not a lezbian. <Salmon Gurl>Guys....I ment guys....
<Tuxishimo> The old bus station toilets were closed down because people were wiping shit on the toilet paper. <Tuxishimo> Then throwing it at the wall. <GM-Mark> ew.. <GM-Mark> why would they do that? <Tuxishimo> Fun? <GM-Mark> is that customary in Britain? <Tuxishimo> Yes. It's part of immigration too. <Tuxishimo> You stand there. <Tuxishimo> And have shit thrown at you.
<Cassara> Linux is like anal sex. It hurts quite a bit at first but then you really like it. And while you stick with it, theres still some aches and pains afterwards.
<Zeke> sex to the fifth power seems like a lot of fun. <Celeste> You can tell what zeke has on his mind. <Kira> Math? <Zeke> It's like math, only naked.
<vogon> abortion should be mandatory if the child possesses the goth gene. <vogon> and how do we know what the goth gene is, you ask? it's the one that's all robed in black and writing bad poetry. <vogon> "Here I sit / trapped in my double-helix cell / polymerase taunts me with every mitosis / I want to die."
<Gryphon> (that's what I thought, but she has good lines, e.g: "You always said you'd die for me, but I noticed you never have!") <Paradox> tell her you are saving that one for your 50th anversary ^^
<Laity> this chick had her friend tell me, she's liked me since middle school <Laity> that's over 5 freakin years <Al_Koholic> haha <Al_Koholic> Is she hot? <Al_Koholic> "No." <Al_Koholic> "She has a hot personality" <Laity> i think she is <Laity> well, not amazingly hot <Al_Koholic> Just a good personality, no? <Al_Koholic> "She's a great person" <Laity> i put her pic on the net <Laity> lemme find it <Laity> (No, i'm not pathetic, i run our class website) <Al_Koholic> haha, and that's not pathetic?
<Altar57> he banged himself a youngin <Altar57> err <Altar57> not banged <Altar57> bagged <sloane1420> hhaha lmao <Altar57> hmm, i guess that isnt much better :p
<Fiero_Firestorm> My sister's singing to her crap... <Strife> ... <Strife> Your sister is singing to her turds? <Fiero_Firestorm> No. <Fiero_Firestorm> Her music. <Strife> Does that make it come out easi--oh!
<Trivzor-Bot> oth.247. Category:If you live in the northern hemisphere, Polaris, the North Star, can be found be looking in which direction? <Trivzor-Bot> 1st Hint: ***** Question Value : 18 Points <PCG-Digipak> north <Trivzor-Bot> YES, PCG-Digipak!!! got the answer -> north <- in 9.564 secs, and gets 18 Points
<Luna`> lol okay never mind I did head <Jamie_M> Luna heads all the time. <Luna`> DAMMIT <Luna`> HEAR
<Neshie> whenever I eat red apples I get bad luck <Neshie> so it might aswell happen now so I can get over it quicker <Fariha_UK> :( <Fariha_UK> i get bad luck when i eat rhubarb leaves <Fariha_UK> cos they;re poisonous:/ <Neshie> erm ok <Neshie> I dont want to eat these apples but im bloody starving <Fariha_UK> ummm <Fariha_UK> take the skin off, that way they're no longer red <Neshie> ive eaten everything else <Neshie> erm <Neshie> theyre still red apples with or without skin <Fariha_UK> hmmm this sounds like a philosophical discussion to me
<[ESF]Pcjoe2> who the fuck is using my name? <[ESF]Pcjoe2> wait.. <[ESF]Pcjoe2> im using my own name >.< * [ESF]Pcjoe2 has quit IRC <[ESF]Pcjoe> hehe:-)
<JoltX> i just found out what alt+z does * Parts: Eaichu250 * Parts: Donald * Parts: WaterBomb
<Cassara> Oh! and the open trenchcoat. But usually Zan is like. Black slaves, button down shirts, overcoats and stuff. lesse who else.. <Doom> ...Black Slaves.. Nice fashion accessory
<`Raphael> <venomz> i broke my finger playen halo 2 much!!!!! <`Raphael> @_@ <`Raphael> HOW DO YOU BREAK A FINGER PLAING A GAME?? <Rann-chan> Jamming it on the game pad REALLY hard? <`Raphael> How?? <Rann-chan> Either that or he, like, played it non-stop for 48 hours or something and his fingers were so overstrung that one fractured when he jabbed a button. <RichardFox> Could be a stress fracture. <`Raphael> He said he played it everyday for a month. <RichardFox> Yup, stress fracture. <Rann-chan> You know what can cure that? A LIFE.
<Filia> If you follow the other two stars in the cup of the dipper (Megrez and Phecda) down below the cup, you will get to Regulus.html, the brightest star in Leo. <Filia> i'll remember that :D <Havoc> .... <Havoc> The brightest star in Leo has a file extension?
<Aeris> lol once I hit a guy in the eye with a quarter <Aeris> he threw like 5 quarters at me in revenge, it hurt <Deltan> At least you got the last laugh <Deltan> Assuming he threw back your own quarter <Deltan> you gained a dollar <Deltan> sowned
<FairchildDrumr> Damn the internet. <FairchildDrumr> It gives you easy access to lots of great women that are not easilly accesable.
<Lasse> we're playing ping pong lolololololol <Lasse> !ping <ChanServ> Pong! <Lasse> !ping <ChanServ> Pong! <Lasse> !ping <ChanServ> Pong! <Lasse> !ping <ChanServ> Pong! <Lasse> !ping <ChanServ> Too many commands sent, please wait. <Lasse> whee I win
<Molloch> hmmm...the police are really pissed about something outside <Molloch> I wonder what's going on <Prozzy> its the warez police <Prozzy> bad boys bad boys what you gonna do? what you gonna do when the RIAA comes for you?
Sup (fdsa@d141-144-70.home.cgocable.net) is now known as
Sup-out
<Judau> good riddance
<|[T]|Hiddenpower{573}> don't be so mean to supes
<|[T]|Hiddenpower{573}> he may be a dumb jock but he has
feelings too
<Requiem> wtf r u talkin bout, i droped englsh cuz it suks <Nolan> As shown by your crappy spelling, you probably should have stayed with it. <Requiem> fuk u, ur all gay *** Requiem has quit IRC (FUK U NOLIN)
(Proalpha): SOMEONE BEEN HACKING MY FUCKING COMP WHO IS IT!, I WILL FIND YOU I GOT YOU ADDRESS FUCKER. [AMSG] (Proalpha): HELP ME OUT, HIS IP IS 216.226.129.209 *** Looking up 216.226.129.209 *** Resolved 216.226.129.209 to security-scanner.progameplayer.com
<Ark> ops kick you from th eroom, opers kick you from the network. I kick you in the nuts. <Ark> choose wisely
<Lord-Lard-Arse> instead of people acting out historic battles, in a few hundred years time we'll all be acting out CS matches to our children
<Drak> i rolled out of bed, and before my feet hit the ground, my finger hit my power-on
<]S[fuze> well i just got home from my interview <]S[fuze> i hate this shit like i rip off my tie and my dress shirt and slacks and expect like hot sex like those damn soap operas but i get IRC and DRAK <Drak`> :(
<chr15tpunch3r> man, i just saw my dad buttering up a potato and i laughed because for some reason i thought of him shoving it up my step moms ass
<]S[John> why is cum white <]S[John> wonder if nigger cum is black <DARK-Lancelot> AFTER THAT <DARK-Lancelot> cum is white because its perfect, like the white race :-) <]S[Arkfear> HAHAHA john its not, ive sucked numerous black cocks in my time
<Hurricane_Hasney> fuck... that was not good <Hurricane_Hasney> I put on winamp and added my MP3 directory <ragnarok2040> O_O, winamp3 <Hurricane_Hasney> Forgetting that it has porn videos in it <ragnarok2040> heh <Hurricane_Hasney> I had ePSXe running as well full screen so there I am chatting away to my mum and playing Tekken <Hurricane_Hasney> One of my songs finish and all you hear is "Uh, uh, mmm, right there" <ragnarok2040> LMAO <Hurricane_Hasney> so a quick stab of the reset button was inorder
The Mirror> Imagine all the feminist groups being up in arms when they're told to read the man pages.
<ZarcyB> i had a dream about irc last night :/ <ZarcyB> in my dream, everyone hated me <fraggle> it wasnt a dream
<deathwarrior> time out baron *** SignOff Baron: #doomino (Ping timeout for Baron [h24-66-172-59.du.shawcable.net])
<Toke> I remember that time i was talking to mod on ICQ <Toke> and she was telling me about how you guys confiscated your sons marijuana <Toke> and she turned around and saw you rollin up a joint <fodders_DS> i had to burn the evidence