<Sticks> I'm always constantly mortified [no pun intended] at the continual degredation of people grammer and spelling on the net...
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<RushMore> Shit, i was in physics and near shit myself <RushMore> THe place went black, and i thought i crashed <RushMore> THEN a light came on, and i saw a ball dropping, but it was only at like 8fps <RushMore> I thought "Shit, i need a new graphics card" <RushMore> Then i found out, the teacher turned out all the lights, put on a strobe light at 8flashes/s and dropped a ball so you could see its accelleration <RushMore> Dickhead.
(TRANCEBOY) But i'm joining the reserves. (TRANCEBOY) Airborne Infantry (^BiAnCoOcH^) really so da airforce in other words (TRANCEBOY) No not the airforce, (TRANCEBOY) Airforce is flying F16 jets etc. (TRANCEBOY) Airborne infantry is ground combat deployed from black hawks, hueys, chinooks, (^BiAnCoOcH^) hmmm ok den caause i understood dat but n e way (TRANCEBOY) Ok Bianca, i'll put it in your terms. (TRANCEBOY) Me and Cletus run around dem bushes looking for dem charlies and we's get put there by those dang cars with wings ya hear?
<DentArthur> i took it a step further with the super glue in mouth incident :) <milenko17> DentArthur: it could be worse you could superglue your foreskin together <DentArthur> milenko17: it'd keep my KB cleaner :)
<DrNick668> i'd have a bad attitude too if someone put somethin big and round in my mouth and stretched it
<+Psyko> I'm gonna go hump the couch <+Psyko> ~*boredom*~ <+Yamatto> dude, your couch puts out? <+Psyko> wall too <+Yamatto> damn <+Yamatto> i want your house <+Yamatto> unless you're like swapping wall for "mom" <+Andaru> hahaha <+Andaru> and couch for "little brother"
<hailz_b> pepsi is gayyyyyyy <hailz_b> gayyyyyyyy <hailz_b> give me cock anyday <hailz_b> i mean coke!
<AEternus> my stomach is undergoing disasters unnamed at the moment <AEternus> but you can't say no to the grandparents <BlahFromStone> Yeah... <BlahFromStone> Who can resist a nice, juicy plate of grandparents.
<miv> i'm gona take a nap <miv> i'll dedicate this nap to all the hoes in japan <miv> all the 10-14 yearolds
TECC: |:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:|:| TECC: oops, soz. wrong window. Fuhrur: why in the fuck would you type that to anyone?
<@xZaratustra> ADVENTURE IS THE BEST GAME EVER <@Brentai> NO PITFALL IS <Xerox> Statbuilder! <Nyphur> NOTEPAD!
<mindstorms> i so l33t.....i combined my radio and computer output to my speakers <mindstorms> so now my head hurts when i have the radio and winamp on!
<Averox> and I'm about to shove my fist through someone's head. Begins with an "L" and ends with a "ordship"
this is from #guitar on DALnet, G/F is a guitar chord for all you who may not know. <Cosmorpheus> he <Cosmorpheus> y <crudelydrawnspiral> well said cosmo <Cosmorpheus> fingering for a G/F anyone? <AussieAusbourne> i finger my girlfriend <washcloth-nj> pull her panties down, thats number <washcloth-nj> 1 <Cosmorpheus> funny
<davie>My friend is in jail because he wanted to make his parents mad. so he fingered his 5 year old sister and she told the doctor. he's 13 and she a prostitue. <aidman923>blimey.
* Joins: DanVanNinja <beej> jesus christ <beej> i need to get laid <beej> i looked at dan's name and saw "DanVaGina"
<Match> ic <Kayin> dont say ic. its unbecoming <Match> i know. sorry <H4Z3> why is it unbecoming? <Match> we just learned about this in english. if you say things like i see and yup, it makes you seem passive <Kayin> as if you're uninterested in the conversation <H4Z3> ic <Match> jerk
<Zer0-kewl> and in network properties i'm static on 192.168.1.30 <Prem0> thats why <Prem0> ass <Prem0> your ip is too high <Prem0> cant go above 255 <Zer0-kewl> too high? wtf? <Prem0> your at 300 <Zer0-kewl> Thirty <Prem0> if U wanted 30 it should be 192.168.1.030 <Killeroy> wtf? <Killeroy> lemme quote that on bash.org :) <Prem0> remember it adds 0's to the end <Prem0> lol <Zer0-kewl> since when? <Prem0> since forever <Prem0> thats tcp/ip brother <Zer0-kewl> if it thought my IP was 300...i doubt i woudl be talking to you hear. <Prem0> change it to .030 and then try it <Killeroy> prem0, don't make it worse for you...
<nxn> best thing to do while high is wank <nxn> best thing to do any time is wank <nxn> actually not when you catch your mom masterbating... but close to any time
<Kazimierz> Dick Van Dyke <Kazimierz> rulez j00 <nkrn> D: <AeroBob> Indeed. <AeroBob> D'you know that's not his real name? <AeroBob> It used to be 'Penis van Lesbian' until he changed it 'cause he thought it wasn't suitable for showbusiness.
<BigMilla2> but no I haven't done anything with my cousin <BigMilla2> except for giving her a hug <pj325is> and talk to her about sex <Cruzn15> was that an arrousing hug? <BigMilla2> oh yes!!! <BigMilla2> I popped a 12 incher <BigMilla2> and then we had sex in the trailer <BigMilla2> and my sister got in on it too <StealthBuddha> hell yeah <Cruzn15> Now entering Alabama.
<pj325is> did you get a boner when your cousin told you about her lesbian experiences? <BigMilla2> no <pj325is> ok then <pj325is> *coughliarcough* <Cruzn15> are you impitant? <pj325is> impotent <StealthBuddha> important?
<IRON> I have the match of Brithish Bulldog vs Own hart in germany <KrazyIvan> how'd you get so lucky? <KrazyIvan> I've always wanted to download videos of men in tight lycra pretending to slap each other
[+Mr_Day]: Santa Claus, now he's real. At least, that's what they call the pervert around here, who masturbates on rooftops. He comes down chimneys.
<@toe2toe> only time a user has ever cried with me was when she had zonealarm set to ultra-annoy-user-at-every-oppurtunity mode on <@toe2toe> and basically, her nortons was so locked down <@toe2toe> everytime she tried to get her mail <@toe2toe> and our server tried to send it to her <@toe2toe> she thought she was getting hacked <@Starfire> the best option i have found in ZA configs is the uninstall one <@toe2toe> and when i told her she wasnt, she thought that some people are harrasing her, and demanded to know why i refused to call the police about it :> <@Starfire> because its not your job to call the police <@Starfire> i would have given her police number <@Starfire> and told her to follow it up post haste! <@toe2toe> and say what <@toe2toe> "hi, im getting hacked on my computer from a guy called "local host"
Slaine^ (_darkslay@xxx) Quit (Along a great power comes great responsibility...this is my gift and my curse) Slaine^ (_darkslay@xxx) has joined #dransik <Argantonis> Slaine^! <Argantonis> your quit message has been annoying me for weeks now <Argantonis> get it right already <Argantonis> how on earth did you make up "along a great power" ? <hoxu> :D <Slaine^> o.O <Slaine^> dunno:) <Slaine^> does it mean something? <Argantonis> no <Argantonis> if you are referring to spiderman, it is With great power <Slaine^> oh...that's good:b <hoxu> hahah :D <Argantonis> I'm dead serious <Argantonis> :) <Slaine^> ok i changed it <Argantonis> good :) <Slaine^> i'll show you *** Slaine^ (_darkslay@xxx) Quit ([16:02:17] <@Argantonis> how on earth did you make up "along a great power" ?) *** Slaine^ (_darkslay@xxx) has joined #dransik <Argantonis> lol
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Lilmuckers- did someone say lesbians c99koder- haha Wrecked_Em- lil: not yet o_0 Lilmuckers- lol Lilmuckers is disappointed Wrecked_Em will slowly lead to the topic of lesbains Wrecked_Em- so...fish Lilmuckers- dolphins eat fish crt0- lesbians ... Lilmuckers- dolphins can have sex for fun Wrecked_Em- in maniac mansion muff diver got sensored for tuna diver Lilmuckers- therefore lesbian dolphins must exist Wrecked_Em- ...what do you think about the muff diving? crt0- -_- Lilmuckers thinks about lesbians crt0 does too Wrecked_Em thinks about dolphins
Pron_Czar_Mike- inner city broadband is silly, like a crackhead mom with 6 kids can afford it, get it out to us middle class rural people first you bastards!
*Lilmuckers is the official sega ho *Lilmuckers has official sega ho powers *Heroin_Bob is the official Sega Pimp *Heroin_Bob slaps lil Heroin_Bob- get back to work ho!
KoF_H2BH- did you help the vertically challenged person? KoR_H2BH- personally I would have helped...and mugged the 10 year olds of their pokemon cards ö_ö
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* phantasie Back! i'm hot, wet and naked! phantasie- it's SO funny in lesbian rooms
HH|Strop- BBC1 has been rabbiting for 5 hours about it [the queens mum dying] HH|Strop- I mean, if there ain't this much fuss when I die, I'm complaining! HH|Strop- No wait.... HH|Strop- I can't HH|Strop- I would be dead
Hurricane_Hasney- hehe, my g/f gets scared of talking to other people, god knows why lol Hurricane_Hasney- Probably cuz shes used to being locked in my garage...
][HumA][79- sepcial olympics are bad because its hard on the person who finishes last place.. i mean.. how much lower than that can you get
`007Cheater`- I was AT the gay parade `007Cheater`- I was not IN the gay parade
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<@Gaz> my rgby team is losing so ... <FrozenFood> ..ok <@Gaz> I should change channels :) <@Gaz> but ... <FrozenFood> just tile them! i have 4 channels open <Mike> spoken like a true IRC addict * Mike is pretty sure Gaz meant a TV channel....
<@sTubby> I would if I could send shit = <@sTubby> it wont work -> -sTubby- u havent got dcc on -> -sTubby- /s enable send [18:33] * Quits: sTubby (Unforgiven@vw-30007.bigpond.net.au) (Need more parameters) <BenZor> lol n00bs... fun fun fun. * Joins: sTubby (Unforgiven@vw-30007.bigpond.net.au) <sTubby> 'twas already on
<verin> and on the fourth day, there was pr0n, and God said, "let this be a blessing onto you, since Eve is out shopping"
<j03bl0w> Is it wrong to touch yourself when things like Miss Teen USA are on? <|SeveN|> j03bl0w: no. * j03bl0w touches himself in places with lots of nerve endings
<drdink> blue used to be such a nice color <drdink> now it means "FUCK IT BROKE"